Xenomorph infestation in Sigil

[ArlEammon]

If xenomorphs infest Sigil, how hared would it be to stamp them out?

[GoC]

It would take exactly six seconds to stamp out.

[Innis Cabal]

Lady of Pain would be on that in a second. Sorry. There are scarier things in Sigil then them.

[LordVader]

Sigil Prep?

From what I've heard of that place, the Xenomorphs would be crying Uncle in about fifteen seconds.

[pingcode20]

Nah, here's how it'll work out.

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Xenomorphs infest Sigil. Wreak path of destruction.

Lady of Pain does nothing.

Sigil population drops rapidly in Hive. Infestation fails to adequately take hold in clerk's and upper wards due to overabundance of powerful outsiders and adventurers.

Economy booms as millions of 4-man parties of adventurers with unlikely backgrounds are spontaneously formed.

Adventurers are whittled away by attrition until one party remains.

Final party, due to having encountered the sliding scale of difficulty, has sufficient levels to obtain and use method of ending infestation.

Life returns to normal.

[kpenguin]

Dude, it's Sigil. SIGIL!

When people say that there are epic-level bartenders in Forgotten Realms, they're exaggerating. When people say the same of Sigil, they're not.

[SurlySeraph]

Ayup. Mess with Sigil and not only do you have a ginormous city full of people with insane magical, psychic, learned, and/ or racial powers coming for you, you've also got friends of theirs from every single plane of existence coming for you. There would be a lot of casualties in the poorer districts at first, but the Xenomorphs would be wiped out the moment they started to bother anyone powerful.