HALO XVI: Enough coffee to flood the world.

[Eksar Lindisfar]

HALO

Heroic
Anti-Evil and
Lawbreaking
Organization


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((Banner thanks to Almighty Salmon!))

HALO, a new organization dedicated to the cause of good! To protect the playground and The Town! We have selected those who we think to have the ability to help us in our cause!
Joining is simple, you keep your soul, and your blood... And someone else keeps their blood as well.
All you have to do is...

Must be non-evil
PM Masato
Ask to join
They might ask questions... So answer them!
You're in if you are found worthy!

Just that!

We also have a wikispace (http://haloitp.wikispaces.com/) for more information, such as member lists!

Member awards as well (since we rock!)


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Previous Threads
HALO I (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=63455)
HALO II (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=64192)
HALO III (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=64940)
HALO IV (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=66128)
HALO V (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=67026)
HALO VI (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=67587)
HALO VII (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=68189)
HALO VIII (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=68718)
HALO IX (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3777441#post3777441)
HALO X (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=69779)
HALO XI (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=70346)
HALO XII (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=70671)
HALO XIII (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3912751#post3912751)
HALO XIV (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=71933)
HALO XV (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=72571)

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[Volug]

*Continued post*

Masato leaves the room, not really wanting to hear another word about Shas.

[Inigo Montoya]

Inigo inhales that new thread smell.

[Quinsar]

Quinsar takes in the new thread smell.

[Inigo Montoya]

Inigo follows Masato.

You know I was kidding.

[Volug]

Yeah, but I'm tired of hearing it that's all.

Change the subject please, I can't think straight.

Masato keeps walking.

[Copacetic]

Frigs rolls out of his room and heads over to the Farm and begins running through things on a list, ticking off things with a pencil

(( I suggest that a new banner is made. Only about 1/3 of the people on the banner actually post here anymore.))

[Inigo Montoya]

Err...How was your vacation? Relaxing?

[Quinsar]

Phill walks into the farm.
Meow!:smallsmile: (<Hey Frigs>:smallsmile: )

[Volug]

Yes, very relaxing.
Speaking of which, I'm going to my Demi-plane with my wife and kids tonight. Just thought you should know.
((yeah, we do.))

[Inigo Montoya]

How much time will pass? Years?

[Volug]

None, I'll only be there for a day. I set it back to normal, so the time there and here are now in sync again.

[Inigo Montoya]

Ah, okay. Have fun.

[Volug]

..... Hm....

Masato keeps walking around, probably going to his room to check on Kiba.

Tsume has been listening, but he walks away in the opesite direction Masato was going, and away from Inigo.

[Eksar Lindisfar]

Rostring pen keeps scratching the book

[Inigo Montoya]

Inigo follows Tsume.

What have you read recently?

[Volug]

Nothing much, I haven't been reading recently.

Tsume keeps walking without looking at Inigo, doesn't really seem to notice him either, and sounds like he is talking to himself as if Inigo wasn't there.

[Shas aia Toriia]

Actually, err, Masato, you know, I don't actually like Kiba. I mean as a friend, sure, but not like. . . that. And no, I didn't do anything to him while you were gone.

((Come on, Bluff modifier of (checks) +75. . .))

[Inigo Montoya]

What's wrong?

[Volug]

Well for some strange reason, I don't belive part of what you said. But I don't want to hear another word about it.

((Well he's a Red Mage:smalltongue: ))

Nothing's wrong, in fact I'm quite happy if you must know.

Tsume doesn't SEEM happy, however Inigo should know by now that Tsume is good at hiding his emotions.

[Shas aia Toriia]

Well, regardless, I have a request for you. We've know each other pretty much since HALO started, maybe a bit earlier, and I was wondering if you could keep your demi-plane as it is for a bit, due to . . . due to some things I want time to pass quickly on.

[Inigo Montoya]

If you say so, I'm here if you want to talk.

Inigo walks into the kitchen.

[Volug]

No, I won't lend my home to you. And I'm using it tonight, I'm planing on taking my family there for the night.


Tsume keeps walking without another word.

[Quinsar]

Quinsar sits at the table his eyes scanning his spell book.

[Eksar Lindisfar]

Rostring stops his writting

"hey Q, s'up?"

Then keeps writting

[Shas aia Toriia]

Alright then. See ya' later then, I guess.

Shas flies up, and heads to the telprotting rooms, heading back to his/her floating home.

[Quinsar]

Quinsar looks up momentarily.
Hey Ros, nothing. You?
He returns t the spell book.

[Volug]

Without a fight...? Hm...
Masato thinks, going to his room.

[Inigo Montoya]

Inigo starts to make a pot o' joe.

((Deadtimme for a little bit.))

[Eksar Lindisfar]

"nothing much as well, just writting down some stuff"

Rostring keeps writting

[Volug]

For some reason Shas has his/her own personal robot slave all of a sudden.

"Greetings Shas'aia, how was your day? How may I cu-er... help you?"

[Shas aia Toriia]

What? You can help me with a few answers.
Who are you, why are you here, what did you say before you cut it off, and how did you get several miles into the air on my home?

[Quinsar]

Quinsar flips through the book the runes inside glowing slightly.

[Copacetic]

Frigs finishes taking notes and walks into the kitchen, slamming his fist into the table.

I knew it! But if only I could figure out how they were doing it.......

Frigs is momentarily distracted by the cofee Iningo is making, but soon returns to pacing and muttering.

[Volug]

"Yes Shas'aia, I will answer your questions, and what I said isn't important, my memory scanners have malfunctioned and have suddenly erased all my memory data. Some of my other circuts are somewhat malfunctioning.

And you don't remember? You made me for your personal robotic slave.
Why don't you remember me?

Sadness
Sadness
Sadness
Sadness
Sadness"

[Shas aia Toriia]

Very well. When did I commision you as my assistant? And why did you word this as "slave"?

[Volug]

"Erm...*BuzzBuzzBuzzBuzzy*
Yet another malfunction master, my apologies. I believe if my back up memory data is correct, that you commisioned me 5 threads ago."

[Quinsar]

Quinsar continues to scan the book ignoring everything around him.

[Shas aia Toriia]

Have you ever met a being known as "Masato Hyuga" by chance? 'Cause if this is one of his crazy plots again. . .

[Volug]

"My meta-gaming scanners and my ability to break the fourth wall indicate that this Masato Hyuga is currently in his room taking care of his son, a wolf cub. And his player is currently controling me in a reasonable way to just plainly annoy you or entertain himself it seems."

A loud poping noise is heard from the robot, it's lighted eyes dull, then turn on again.

"Now how may I serve you master? I will do the best to my efforts as long as this viris Masato's player downloaded into myself won't cause problems, scanners indicate that it is trying to read your mind and then display those thoughts on a website known as 'giantitp.com' and then displayed on a thread known as 'HALO XVI: Enough coffee to flood the world. (please mods, move to structured)' for the players to see, mostly for himself. Though I could be wrong master."

And at that... The "viris" tries to read Shas'aia's mind and then display his thoughts on this thread for all the players to see:smalltongue:

((Yes, I know I spelled "Virus" wrong, I ment too:smalltongue: ))

[Copacetic]

Frigs dashes off to the teleporter and zaps himself up to Shas's room.

Hey Shas, have you noticed a -

Frigs tops mod-sentance

.. The Heck is that thing?

[Shas aia Toriia]

What the heck? Masato's trying to read my thoughts? Well, I better stop him. LALALALALALAALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!
Thanks for warning me.
And this is a robot that I may or may not actually own.
So what were you going to say?

Jesse wishes s/he knew more about computers so s/he could send a virus to Masato's computer. :smallbiggrin:

[Quinsar]

Quinsar closes his book.
Ast Trevar Helious Mesvine.
Perfect.
Quinsar looks at Rostring.
Wanna test something?

[Shas aia Toriia]

<Oh yes, just as a warning, I'm probably gonna' deadtime in like 10-20 or so minutes.>

[Volug]

Masato's player know that Jesse will get sick of typing "Lalalalala" sometime and just try to have a little fun so he could know what Shas is thinking:smalltongue:

The robot buzzes again.
"Another 'viris' detected... It's *Zap buzz whiiiiir...* [Vegeta recording] IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNND!!![/Vegeta recording]
*Buzz weop...*
Sorry master, I forgot what I was going to say..."

And a stronger "viris" tries to beam Shas's thoughts into a PM that will be sent to Masato's player:smalltongue:
Stronger this time, so it goes through all the "Lalalalala-ness".

[Copacetic]

Huh? Oh, I was gonna ask, have you noticed a dip in power recently, because I ran some tests and about 20% of our power is being siphoned off the Farm. I couldn't find who, but I wanted to check to see f I was crazy or not.

[Eksar Lindisfar]

Rostring looks at Quinsar´s eyes

"is it harmful?"

[Volug]

<Deadtime>

[someonenonotyou]

hey everyone someone comes in

[Inigo Montoya]

Inigo undeadtimes, and walks and stretches a bit.

Anyone want some Ice Cream.

[Shas aia Toriia]

Shas walks in.

[Inigo Montoya]

Want some Ice Cream?

[someonenonotyou]

hey Inigo hey shas ice cream?

[Almighty Salmon]

Ice cream? Where!

Nomlas rushes up to Inigo and looks around.

Where is it? Where's the ice cream?

[Shas aia Toriia]

Sure! I love ice cream! :smallsmile:
Thanks Inigo! :smallsmile:

[Inigo Montoya]

Hold on...

Inigo scoops some of the ice cream into a bowl.

Is the wedding still on?

[Almighty Salmon]

Nomlas licks his lips as he looks at the ice cream.

It can be if you want it to be.. I havn't cancelled anything yet.

[someonenonotyou]

someone grabs a bowl and starts eating the ice creamso when is it Inigo?

[Copacetic]

Frigs stops muttering long enough to hear a mention of Ice Cream.

OOH! I want sme Ice Cream! Yoink!

Frigs theives the Pint away and makes a dash for the door.

[Shas aia Toriia]

Oh! Inigo! You're still getting married! Congratulations! :smallsmile:

[someonenonotyou]

oh no you don'tsomeone runs after frigs trying to tackle him give me the ice cream and no one gets hurt

[Inigo Montoya]

Yup. The wedding is going forward.

He gets some more ice cream.

Thanks.

[Shas aia Toriia]

Who are you marrying? :smallsmile: :smallconfused:

[Eksar Lindisfar]

Rostring thinks about making the question or not, and looking that Shas makes the question, instead justs asks

"may I have ice cream please?"

[Copacetic]

Frigs is hit Ruby style have way out of the kitchen.

Oof.

Frigs crawls his way back to a standing posistion.

I believe there was a mention of Marriage?

Frigs walks back to the table.

[Inigo Montoya]

Inigo gets the ice cream.

Here you go. At any rate, I'm marrying who I'm marrying. You'll find out soon enough.

[Shas aia Toriia]

Kewl. You are the one getting married, right? You're not organizing this for Nomlas and Lili/Liliana? :smallconfused: :smallamused:

[someonenonotyou]

someone grabs the ice cream i got it bo-yah thats what you get someone grabs another bowl

[Copacetic]

Fine, but who is going to be the priest? The Ring-bearer? The best man? Who is going to back the cake, organize the decorations, and hold the ceremony. So many questions, so few answers.

Frigs grabs some Ice Cream and munches down.

[Eksar Lindisfar]

Rostring grabs the icecream from someone, serves himself a generous portion and returns it to someone

"don´t worry, you will make the right choice and, congratulations of course"

Rostring returns to his writting and eats ice cream as well

[Almighty Salmon]

Nomlas sighs at Shas' comment and looks over at Frigs.

I'm deciding on all that, I am organizing it after all.

[Inigo Montoya]

Yes, I'm getting married. Relax.

[someonenonotyou]

i bet i can eat more than all of yousomeone grab thirds

[Copacetic]

Intresting. Hey Inigo, Am I allowed to help Nomlas? Or should I stay where it's not possible to break anything until the whole thing is over?

Frigs empties his Ice Cream bowl and holds it out ot Iningo

More please.

[Shas aia Toriia]

Shas is eating his/her fifth bowl.

What'd ya' say SONNY? Resistance to Cold means no brain-freezes! :smallamused:

[Almighty Salmon]

Actually, I've pretty much got it all planned. I just need to give out the roles to you guys..

[Inigo Montoya]

What sort of roles?

Inigo seems a bit curious.

[Almighty Salmon]

You know.. Priest, Ring-bearer, Bridemaids. Stuff like that, I've already got the best man role though :smallbiggrin:

[Copacetic]

Okay then. Also, I'm good with just about any role as long as you don't make me a bridesmaid.

Frigs flicks a bit of Ice Cream at Shas's ear.

Pipe down Sonny boy, Just 'cause you don't get brain freezes doesn't mean I can't beat your whippersnapping but up and down this here kitchen.

[Eksar Lindisfar]

"If Eksar is free he can be the priest"

Rostring speaks while writting

[someonenonotyou]

someone starts eating faster then grab his next bolw no brain no brian frezze:smallbiggrin:

[Inigo Montoya]

What's Shas role?

[Shas aia Toriia]

As official (except for that darned Red Mage) highest level Divine Caster around, I self-nominate myself for Priest. :smallcool:

[Almighty Salmon]

Priest? Are you sure you wouldn't make a better bridesmaid? :smallamused:

Fine.. suit yourself. Priest you are.

Nomlas jots that down in his notepad and looks around at everyone else in the room.

[someonenonotyou]

what is my role? someone grabs his 7th bolw but is slowing down

[Copacetic]

Wait, I thought Masato was a Arcane Caster, not a cleric. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, Congradulations.

Frigs takes another bite out of his Ice Cream.

[Eksar Lindisfar]

Rostring writes and writes, and eats ice cream

[Inigo Montoya]

First, I think you should slow down...

[Shas aia Toriia]

Awesome! Got to get workin' on a sermon. . . yes, I'll center it around coffee. Water, and coffee. . . excellent.

Err, which pagan deity do you worship there Inigo?

[someonenonotyou]

(gotta deadtime but be back soon)

[Inigo Montoya]

Err... Hold on...

[Volug]

Masato appears in the kitchen.

You all should have already known... I cast all kinds of magic, arcane AND divine. And Shas, I know you specialize in one kind of magic, it's called "ZOMG!! Avascul4r m4$$ $p4m4g3!!!" magic.

Now if you'll excuse me, there is a butifull Full moon on my demi-plane that I'm going to be how- er... Looking at with my family...

[Copacetic]

Frigs peers down at the Pint O' Ice Cream.

Hmm, we seem to be running low. There is only one answer: Break out the Waffles!

Frigs grabs his Belgian Waffle Master 9000, his apron and a large bowl of batter and begins making waffles with avengeance.

[Shas aia Toriia]

Masato appears in the kitchen.

You all should have already known... I cast all kinds of magic, arcane AND divine. And Shas, I know you specialize in one kind of magic, it's called "ZOMG!! Avascul4r m4$$ $p4m4g3!!!" magic.

Now if you'll excuse me, there is a butifull Full moon on my demi-plane that I'm going to be how- er... Looking at with my family...

Yes, you may have both, but you're still, unfortunately, a better Divine Caster thanks to that stupid character sheet. If only I could find out how to change miine. . .

[Inigo Montoya]

Inigo takes this moment to sneak a quick peak at the ring he had chosen.

[Siena]

Liana undeadtimes and walks into the kitchen, sitting in a nearby chair to listen in on what's going on.

[Almighty Salmon]

Frigs, could you be the Ring-bearer? Can I trust you not to screw up and lose the ring?

[Volug]

What's up Inigo?
Masato looks at Inigo curiously.


And the cop with the strange uber-big cowlick style hair comes back.

"Attention Players! My hair remembers what I was supposed to be doing!"
The cop tries to grab Liana.
"Those child grabbing classes better have worked!"

[Copacetic]

Frigs pops his head over Iningo's shoulder.

Whatcha looking at?

Distracted by Nomlas, Frigs doesn't wait for an answer and insteed nods t Nomlas.

Yeah sure. Speaking of which, where are the rings?

Absent mindidly he flicks his hand at a Waffle which arms itself wth a plate, fork and knife and floats over to Siene. An Invisible pen seems to be writing in the air over the Waffles.

Want some waffles?

[Eksar Lindisfar]

The 4th wall bends and through it you can hear a hissing voice yelling

"my...preciousssss"

[Inigo Montoya]

I'm just thinking...

[Siena]

The crazy haired cop grabes Liana, and she tries to push him away and head to another room.

Siena reaches into the computer screen and grabs the waffle. She then procedes to pound the forth wall into a pulp with a wrecking ball. :smalltongue:

[Volug]

With the fourth wall so extremilly battered up with the Yugioh Abridged cop, golum, and other things including players stealing waffles...
Frodo Baggins appears.
Did someone ask for a ring bearer?

The cop keeps hold of Liana.
"Rejected! My hair gives me super strength!"
He tries to slam her against the wall.

Masato waits next to Inigo, wondering what is going on with that tiny box he's holding.

[Copacetic]

Hey no, Bad Cop, no grabbing children.

Frigs grabs one of those ridiculously long knifes you seen in a cooking show and stabs the fourth wall with it before menacing the cop with it.

You could be next buddy, if you don't back off.

Frigs turns to the newly appeared Frodo Baggins and stabs him too.

I'm not messing around here buddy, just let the girl go.

[Eksar Lindisfar]

Rostring stands, grabs his shortsword and throws it to the cop

"nobody hurts a lady in my presence"

His expression changed, he is visible irated

[Siena]

Liana gets slamed into a wall and procedes to knee the cop below the belt really, really hard, and run for it.

[Almighty Salmon]

Nomlas looks around at all the chaos occuring and sighs.

Is peace not an option here? Fine, you know what.. I'm going to my room. Don't wait up.

He walks over to his room, opens the door and heads inside. Loud banging and clashing of machinery can be heard from inside.

[Inigo Montoya]

Inigo looks up at Masato.

What did you do at your weding?

[Volug]

Wha...? Where did that come from?
Well, as you know we wanted to keep things quite, so we just... Kissed (In our own way, we ARE wolves) and well... Just married. Wasn't formal of course as you already know.

Frodo dies.

The knifes and swords however bounce off the cop, then doubles over from being kicked... Below the belt.

"Atten-... Tion.... Players.... My hair.... Is being assulted...."

[Inigo Montoya]

I...am very nervous....

[Volug]

Masato seems to already know... But asks Inigo anyways.
.... About what?

[Copacetic]

Frigs vindicively kicks Frodo's corpse several times.

That'll teach you to muscle in on my Ring-bearing territory.

Frigs starts levtating off the ground a few inches and he points his finger at the cop.

Good, now suck fire and DIE!

Frigs launches a bold of fire from his finger at the cops hair, the recoil sending him flying backwards towards Masato and Iningo.

[Eksar Lindisfar]

Rostring moves quickly and with the hilt of his longsword aims to hit on the back of the cop's neck in the unprotected part

[Siena]

Liana runs into THAT room, fed up with this whole "crazy haired cop" thing.

[Inigo Montoya]

Masato seems to already know... But asks Inigo anyways.
.... About what?

My...wedding...

[Volug]

Frodo's corpse starts to smell, badly. His ghost tries to take control of Frigs.

The cops hair is on fire.
"ATTENTION PLAYERS!!! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!"
He runs to the bathroom, in doing so he dodges the sword.

Masato pauses.
... Uh... Congrats anyways...
To whom?

[Almighty Salmon]

Nomlas pokes his head out from his door and shouts out to the others.

Hey! Could somebody please bring me that emerald that's in the kitchen?!

[Inigo Montoya]

Inigo smiles.

You'll find out soon enough. Any advise for me?

[Volug]

Well... It would be alot more helpfull if you were a wolf.
.... You love each other right?

[Siena]

Liana notices the cop running for a bathroom and goes to get Nomlas' emerald.

[Eksar Lindisfar]

Rostring kicks the bathroom door and locks the cop in the bathroom, after making sure the door is properly secured, grabs his book and and stuff and leaves

"good night people"

((Deadtime))

[Inigo Montoya]

Yes. Yes, we love ech other.

[Copacetic]

Frigs starts whrithing on the floor, trying to explell Frodo's ghost.


A little help here? Just get rid of his corpse.


Frigs manages to get out between spasms.

[Volug]

Frodo continues to try and take over Frigs.

That's good, otherwise you'd be in trouble.

[Almighty Salmon]

Nomlas continues shouting.

Come on! I don't have all day! Bright green emerald, you can't miss it!

[Inigo Montoya]

No kidding. Shall we go help Nomlas and Frigs?

Inigo stands, and heads over to Frigs.

[Copacetic]

Bight rotting Corpse, You can't miss it!

Frigs calls out Sarcastically in between panting breaths.

[Volug]

Masato grabs the emerald and goes to where Nomlas is.
You want this?

Frodo is doing... Well trying to take over Frigs if he ever gives up:smalltongue:

[Inigo Montoya]

Inigo grabs the corpse, and starts to cut it up.

[Almighty Salmon]

Nomlas takes the emerald from Masato and smiles.

Yes, thankyou. This is more important than you could ever imagine.

[someonenonotyou]

someone enters im back

[Volug]

... May I ask what you are using it for?

[Almighty Salmon]

Umm.. No. You can go back to your mayhem now.

Nomlas walks back into his room and puts the emerald in a small glass case along with several other jewels.

[Volug]

Okay have fun with those chaos emeralds.

[Copacetic]

Frigs stops convulsing as soon as Frodo's corpse is attacked.

Thank you sir, now if you'' excuse me, I have a farm to attend to.

Frigs then walks off and begins farming the Pikachu's.
((Deadtime))

[someonenonotyou]

so anymore ice cream left?

[Inigo Montoya]

Inigo sighs, and pulls out the ring again, staring at it.

[Volug]

Masato goes back into the kitchen.

Well, hope everything goes alright.

[Almighty Salmon]

Chaos what now? :smallconfused:

Nomlas shrugs and takes a spanner out from his toolbox, he then begins making modificatoins on the Hurricane.

[Inigo Montoya]

Inigo jumps a bit.

Sorry. I was lost in my own little world.

[Volug]

Heh...
Anyways, if you don't mind me changing the subject, Kiba is doing alright. Though him getting those headaches every full moon is getting a bit annoying, and strange.

[Inigo Montoya]

How much were-wolf blood deos he have in him?

[Volug]

Pretty much none, even if he did it have quite a bit wouldn't mean a thing or make a difference. he's all wolf, just with human intelligence and life span is the only difference.

[Inigo Montoya]

Well, I'm not sure what to say...Maybe he's were-human...

[Volug]

No. Even if he was, he wouldn't be going through this.
I have more reasonable hypothesis's.

[Almighty Salmon]

Nomlas exits his room and shuts the door behind him. Oil is smudged all over his face and hands.

Whew, That's enough for one day.

... I need some scotch.

He heads over to the kitchen.

[Inigo Montoya]

Well, I'm not sure what to tell you. The only thing I can think of is some sort of magic...

[Volug]

Masato sighs.

Well, worst case scenario he got some genetics that I personally thought couldn't be passed on... In that case I'll need to give him alot of attention.

He just glances at Nomlas, not very much though.

[Inigo Montoya]

Oh well. I like Kiba...

[Almighty Salmon]

The only sentence I thought i'd ever hear "like" and "Kiba" used together is "I don't like Kiba".

Nomlas smirks and walks over to Inigo and Masato.

That little runt really grinds my gears..

He winks at Masato as if he wants him to get angry.

[Volug]

I love him too...:smallconfused:
No questions about it? Geez what's going on here... Oh well, I probably wouldn't have answered anyways.

Masato fails his listen check.

[Almighty Salmon]

Nomlas grumbles at Masato's poor listen check and takes another sip of his scotch.

Ignoring me Wolfman? Fine, see if I care.

[Inigo Montoya]

I assume you don't have any answers. That's why I don't ask.

Inigo looks at Nomlas.

I bet you'd like your own children...

[Volug]

I have answers that could be right, more like educated guesses that are somewhat acurate. However I don't like to think about it, since I don't want it to be true.

Masato looks at Nomlas too.
Wolfman? I'm not a man or human anymore Nomlas.
And I have a wife, kids, and a family. Where's yours?:smallamused:

[Almighty Salmon]

My own children? Doubt it, I can't stand any kids. Too messy and shouty, I feel like hanging myself whenever i'm around them.

Nomlas shrugs and chuckles.

Especially that Kiba, must be because he was raised by an inbred wolf.

[Inigo Montoya]

With as many girlfriends as you've had, I bet there's a kid out there with a huge ego and blonde hair...

[Volug]

Least I'm apparently better with women.

I'm feeling tired right now...

[Almighty Salmon]

Better with women?!

Nomlas turns furious and looms over Masato.

Oh really? And where is your wife right about now?

[Inigo Montoya]

At least he has a wife...

Inigo takes a sip of coffee.

[Almighty Salmon]

Nomlas glares at Inigo.

Oh come on, like your love life is any better..

[Volug]

Probably getting ready to go to the Demi-plane for the night, I'm meeting her in 10 minutes along with the kids. Hopefully Kiba will be feeling better.

Masato grins.

Your lucky I still have a human mind and a good will save , because most part of me, my wolf instincts, is telling me to suddenly go mad with rage and tear your face off. It's hard to live with such a very short and bad temper... And other things.

[Almighty Salmon]

Heh, anytime Lassie.. anytime.

Nomlas smirks and pokes Masato on the nose.

[Volug]

Masato's nose is slightly moist.

He also sneezes right when Nomlas touches it:smalltongue: Probably covering Nomlas in some of Masato's gooey green nasel gunk. Not much however, but some since he doesn't have a cold right now.

[Inigo Montoya]

I'm going to get married. Do you even have a girlfriend right now? I know you have a few kids...

Inigo hands Nomlas a tissue.

[Almighty Salmon]

Nomlas takes the tissue and wipes off the gunk.

Lovely.. What are you talking about? I don't have kids Inigio..

A girlfriend? We'll see.

[Volug]

Sorry about that. Sometimes happens when someone touches my nose, which is a shame since Pegasus likes to touch my nose with her own. I'm getting better though.

Masato walks over to the frige and nabs a small package of bacon.

Anyone else want to see a buitifull full moon tonight? You'll probably be annoyed by some howling however... It's hard to resist.

[Almighty Salmon]

((Deadtime))

[Inigo Montoya]

I'd like to see it. Nomlas, just...nevermind. My humor is too advanced for you.

[Volug]

Really...?
Well should be going now anyways... To my Demi-Plane of course.

Masato starts walking to his room, where the gateway is.

[Inigo Montoya]

Inigo follows, whistling.

((Deadtime for tonight, sorry.))

[Volug]

((I have to deadtime anyways:smalltongue: ))

[Emperor Ing]

good morning...anyone.

[Inigo Montoya]

Inigo sort of undeadtimes, and walks into the kitchen.

[Volug]

My characters sorta undeadtime as well.

[Volug]

Deadtime.

((Bunny, for your refrance, Masato took the whole family to the demi-plane for the night to "Watch" (I mean "Watch" as in "Howl" or however you want to put it) the Full Moon last night.))

[BunnyBoo564403]

((okay.))

Mina tosses a flaming coffee at Ingo, and another at rand.

[Inigo Montoya]

Inigo drops under the coffee.

What's your problem?

[BunnyBoo564403]

she glares at him.

do you really want to know?

((deadtime))

[Inigo Montoya]

Yes, I would.

[Quinsar]

Quinsar steps into the kitchen.
Hey Inigo.

[Inigo Montoya]

Hey. How are you doing?

[Quinsar]

Fine except I got a strange letter from home.
Quinsar sits down.

[Inigo Montoya]

Strange like "X-files" strange?

[Quinsar]

No like something is wrong strange. They said they need me home as quickly as possible.

[Volug]

Masato undeadtimes, surprised the server kicked on so early.

[Inigo Montoya]

Inigo undeadtimes for about an hour.

Hey Masato.

[Volug]

Inigo should notice some dry blood on Masato's muzzle.

Hey, how's everything?

[Inigo Montoya]

Good. Say, you've got a little something on your muzzle there.

Inigo motions to it.

[Volug]

Hm? Oh, I was... Hunting deer for lunch this morning for the family... It's been awile since we had some.

Masato doesn't make any motion to clean it off, nothing he can use to do it anyways.

[Inigo Montoya]

Oh. What does raw deer taste like anyway?

[Volug]

One of the best, basically it's like meat without being cooked, and alot of blood. The blood is kinda like A1 steak sauce, but soooo much better. It's mostly about the meat itself though...
Beef is really good to.

Masato starts to get yet another wild look in his eyes.

[Siena]

Lili undeadtimes and serves herself some coffee.

[Inigo Montoya]

Ah...

Inigo backs up slightly.

How are you Lili?

[Quinsar]

Quinsar undeadtimes and begins to boil water.
Hey guys.

[Siena]

I'm good, thanks Inigo. Little bored though..... Hey Quinsar.

[Volug]

Masato walks into the kitchen, still with the more wild look in his eyes.

Hi Quinsar... What are you doing?

[Inigo Montoya]

How's Liana?

[Quinsar]

Making a drink.
He stirs the water.

[Volug]

Hmm... What kind of drink?

[Siena]

Lili smiles a bit at Inigo. Eh heh, she's still annoyed with you... (and.. I'm sorry for making you knee yourself....)

[Quinsar]

It's a herbal drink I learned about a while back.
Quinsar adds a type of powder to the water.

[Inigo Montoya]

It's fine.

((Deadtime, sorry.))

[Volug]

Masato growls annoyed.

Well? What does it do?

[Siena]

Lili raises her eyebrow as Inigo deadtimes. Huh....

[Quinsar]

Well it soothes the throat and temporarily prevents coughing.
The drinks starts to emit a foul smell.
But I don't have a cough so I drink it because I like it.

[Volug]

Masato turns around and walks out.
Have fun then.

He walks to where Lili is, and lays down on the floor.
Did you see the moon last night?

[Siena]

Yeah, it was nice. Lili half covers her nose as Quinsar's drink begins to smell.

[Volug]

Masato sniffs the air, only to sneeze. He has quite a strong sense of smell.

It was.
You heard Inigo got a ring for someone? He won't tell anyone who it's for though, proposing perhapes... He was telling the other day, so I don't think he'll get mad and me telling you.

[Siena]

Really? Who do you think he's marrying?

[Volug]

No honest clue.
Masato's tail sways slightly.

[Quinsar]

Quinsar sits at the table silently scanning his spell book well drinking his drink.

[Siena]

Masato's tail should start wagging a little faster. Lili just smiles.

[Volug]

Masato's tail starts wagging faster, since Lili is apparently making him do it. ((Lilli does it by force, and Liana by will right?))

... Your not making me do embarasing things anymore, like you used to. I wonder if there is a way to build immunity...
Masato thinks, tail wagging quite fast now.

[Siena]

((Yeah.))

No, I won't do that anymore.... Hmmm... There might be a way, but no one has been able to yet. She lets Masato have his tail back and smiles again.

[Volug]

The only way I can think is for it to be done repeatedly to me, then slowly get used to it and get an immunity...

He keeps thinking.

[Quinsar]

Quinsar takes out a large feather and a bottle of ink he quickly dips the feather in ink and writes something down on a blank page.

[Siena]

Lili tilts her head to the side at Masato, then gets up and begins looking at some books.

[Volug]

Masato lays his head on the floor, wanting something to suddenly happen (*Cough*Dosomethinginteresting*cough*
*Cough*Potionsmaybe?*cough*)

[Siena]

An Assassin jumps out of nowhere and steals Masato's hat, it then runs off in a random direction screaming. "Die hat!!! I can't believe I'm paid to do this..."

[Quinsar]

Quinsar closes the spellbook tracing over a piece of writing on the cover.

[Volug]

The assasin will find that Masato isn't currently wearing his hat... Strange... Though he could get it from the coat hanger in the other room:smalltongue:

Masato Raises an eyebrow... In a way a wolf would do it. He casts a polymorph spell on the assasin, if it works he'll be turned into a childrens trading card with 0 attack and defense points.

[Siena]

The Assassin, whom had thought he stole a hat, stops and looks at his hand, seeing nothing there. "What?!" It looks in Masato's direction and screams in fear as it tries to run away, not wanting to be turned into a trading card.

The polymorph spell deoesn't work, and the Assassin sighs in releif, still running as fast as his legs can carry him.

[Volug]

A love potion appears above the assasins head, falling towards him, and if he dodges it, the potion will follow him homing in on the assasin.

No, stay. I want to know your name so I can find who you work for and blackmail them.

[Quinsar]

Quinsar stands up leaving his spellbook on the table and begins to wash his cup.

[Siena]

The love potion hits the Assassin in the face, stunning him for a moment. "Ow! ow, ow, ow, ow...." He keeps his eyes shut, and runs into a wall. *THUD* "OWW!!!!" He sits next to the wall rubbing his sore head.

[Volug]

Not much of an assasin are you? Now who do you work for?

[Siena]

The Assassin jumps to his feet as he hears Masato, but falls back down. "I knew I shouldn't have dropped out of Assassin school.... *ahem* I will never tell you who I work for!" He says sitting down looking pathetic and pointing to the left of Masato since his eyes are closed from getting potion in them.

[Almighty Salmon]

Nomlas undeadtimes and attacks the server with a sledgehammer.

Damn you! Damn you for breaking down on me all day! :smallfurious:

[Volug]

Masato sighs and walks up to him, he thought he threw a truth potion at him.
Whats that again?

Masato puts his paw on the assasin's throat.

[Siena]

He freaks out. "Okay!!! okay! Just take your foot off of my throat!" He then opens his eyes and sees Nomlas. :smallbiggrin:

[Almighty Salmon]

((Love potion? Assassin? Nomlas? Aww crap..))

Nomlas breathes deeply and leaves the server torn to pieces in the corner.

And don't ever do it again!

[Siena]

((Got dat right. :smallbiggrin:))

He just keeps starring at Nomlas and muttering. "Don't do it.... don't say anything..... be a good Assassin...."

[Volug]

Masato growls, and takes his paw off of the assasin.
Tell me then...

[Almighty Salmon]

Nomlas, still holding the sledgehammer, hears the assassin muttering and raises an eyebrow at him.

[Siena]

The Assassin looks at Masato. "I....." He looks at Nomlas again, then back at Masato. "I was sent by... *glances at Nomlas* by the... Random Annoyences Society!"

The Assassin cracks and runs over to Nomlas throwing off his mask to reveal himself as a pretty girl. :smalltongue:

[Volug]

The R.A.S.? Dang they want to annoy me again...

[Almighty Salmon]

Nomlas slowly backs away from the Assassin.

Umm.. Hi.. :smalleek:

[Volug]

((Why does Nomlas NEVER like the girls that like him?:smalltongue:))

Masato looks at Nomlas and the "girl" assasin.
... Okay...

[Siena]

She stops in front of him, thinking. Don't do anything, remember what you're here for... man he's hot, no! get the hat....

For record, she has long blond hair and bright blue eyes. And she IS a girl. :smalltongue:

[Almighty Salmon]

((It sounds like she looks like Nomlas :smalltongue: And Masato, it's just more fun that way))

Nice eyes, kind of like the carribean sea. Mine are the same.

Sorry.. who are you?

[Siena]

Her eyes light up. Oh crud, now what do I do? She smiles faintly. "I, uh.... needhishat!" She darts off in that direction, intent on grabbing Masato's hat, and actually grabbing it this time.

[Volug]

She grabs Masato's hat. Masato is busy thinking however.

[Siena]

She runs past the coathanger and grabs the hat without even slowing down, then jumping behind a random piece of furniture and dissapearing.

She gets back and looks at her hands to see nothing in them. "Cruuuuud!" It seams the hat didn't dissapear with her, and is sitting by the furniture she dived behind.

[Volug]

((If you mean "Get's back" as in "Comes back to the HALO base" read below... If it means "Get's back to her base elsewhere", ignore below.))

.... Alright, just sleep for a moment.

Masato tries to knock her out.

[Siena]

((Sorry about that, back to her base elsewhere.))

[Almighty Salmon]

Nomlas just blinks and stares blankly at all the commotion, trying to decipher what is going on.

[Volug]

A potion of truth appears above Nomlas's head. If it hits, he'll have to answer every question he is asked, and tell the truth as well.

[Siena]

Lili walks into the room Nomlas and Masato are in, a book in her hands. Must have been reading the whole time the Assassin was here. :P

[Quinsar]

Quinsar sits at the table and reads a book intently.

[Almighty Salmon]

((Oh freakin' joy..))

The potion hits Nomlas directly on the head.

What the boop?! :smalleek: