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Carrion_Humanoid
2008-05-12, 07:42 PM
What do you think you would bring to life first? Of course, I believe there should be some rules.
-Only 10 items can be Allsparked at one time.
-There are other people with Allsparks across the world.
-They are under your control
-It cant be bigger than 10 stories.

I would probably all-spark my computer, then my I-pod and then my Go-Cart, or my Jeep and be like "Get out of the road! I'll shoot you with my mad skillz!"

Lastly, a Mountain Dew Machine.

doliest
2008-05-12, 08:28 PM
First-A virtual Boy, then my computer, my nintendo Wii, A soda Machine, and my XBOX 360

darkblade
2008-05-12, 08:39 PM
In case you didn't notice things animated by the all-spark come alive and try to kill people. Either because they are evil because everything is reverse engendered from Megatron or just feral because they were just created but either way I don't really want to animate anything with the all-spark.

tyckspoon
2008-05-12, 08:42 PM
In case you didn't notice things animated by the all-spark come alive and try to kill people. Either because they are evil because everything is reverse engendered from Megatron or just feral because they were just created but either way I don't really want to animate anything with the all-spark.

What he said. I'd lock the thing up somewhere decently safe and try to forget it existed. I'd be afraid of accidentally bringing Skynet online if I used it.

Jayngfet
2008-05-12, 08:46 PM
My computer, my Fridge, My Phone, My TV, and six random cars...

...IM IN UR VEHICLEZ, TRANZFORMIN UR RIDEZ .

Mauve Shirt
2008-05-12, 08:51 PM
My DS, my old phone (my new one's too cool) my old computer, and 2 cars.

warty goblin
2008-05-12, 08:53 PM
Since this would be an excellent chance to further my efforts for world domination, I would go about things in the following order:

1) My Dad's cutting torch. Because you can never have too many minions capable of burning through steel.

2) A model rocket. Makes for great recon, particularly the ones with the camera in the nose.

3) My computer, after I spend a ton of money on hardware upgrades. Then I'll use it to process raw data all while farming gold for me in some MMO, which I can then sell to support my nefarious plans.

4) My electric teapot. One can never have too many domestic servents after all, and one that can do the cooking and seriously burn attackers is just too good to pass up.

Then while I relax in comfort, Rocketron does his thing and keeps watch, while Compunator and Burnorizer design and build me an APC made entirely out of scrap metal, along with four or five small humanoid frames holding handguns and with shoulder mounted model rocket launchers, all powered by electric motors and covered with steel plates for armor, which house small computers, cell phones and digital cameras.

5) The APC, or Transportrar as he'll be called. It will have interior space for Compunator, as well as for me, Burnorizor will sit in a roof mount as a flame-thrower turrent, and a roof hatch will allow Rocketron to launch and quickly gather high altitude intelligence. It will also have space for:

6, 7, 8, 9, 10 Minion-Bots, or Mini-bots for short, these are the animated humaniod frames from above. These will form the core of my force, and all feed their data directly back to Compunator, allowing them to recieve orders in real time all while reporting a complete array of tactical data. If we're going by the movie, which allows the All-Spark to turn a cell phone into a tiny deathbot armed with energy weapons, a creation like this should be a major force since it already had weapons built in. Now I have a small mobile strike-force with excellent data gathering capabilities, centralized command and an enormous intelligent flamethrower.
As they say,
Hello world.

Xuincherguixe
2008-05-12, 09:40 PM
Considering that the things tend to go beserk...

Transistor
Packing Foam
Golf Club
Cthulhu Toy
Chainsaw
The food court
The biggest building that can be brought to life
The biggest boat that can be brough to life (preferably a military kind)
ICBM
Super Computer


I hate people ^_^

LBO
2008-05-13, 01:04 PM
The biggest boat that can be brough to life (preferably a military kind)
I just got the mental image of a Transformified Iowa-class.
DO WANT.

(And also, packing foam? Devious. That's one of the last things you'd expect to pull a mini chaingun, isn't it?)

puppyavenger
2008-05-13, 02:36 PM
1. super computer
2. U.S. missle command
3. air force one
4. and iowa class air craft carrier
5. an abhrams heavy tank
6. the internet.
7. using the above, build a robot factory, than animate it. by robots I mean tanks with A.I.'s not metal humans.
8. a major mint
9. the new york stock exchange
10. Bill gates' house. just because I want it.

Carrion_Humanoid
2008-05-13, 03:16 PM
In case you didn't notice things animated by the all-spark come alive and try to kill people. Either because they are evil because everything is reverse engendered from Megatron or just feral because they were just created but either way I don't really want to animate anything with the all-spark.

I said that they are under your control for that very reason.

Illiterate Scribe
2008-05-13, 05:15 PM
The internet. Starting with /b/, and moving out from there.

warty goblin
2008-05-13, 05:31 PM
The internet. Starting with /b/, and moving out from there.

I personally would never animate the internet, because that means that eventually, one dark day, 4chan would be animated. And then the world would end, but not before sights of such a profoundly disturbing nature had been seen as to rend one's sanity through an inappropriate oriface.

Illiterate Scribe
2008-05-13, 05:33 PM
And then the world would end, but not before sights of such a profoundly disturbing nature had been seen as to rend one's sanity through an inappropriate orifice.

Literally. http://www.giantitp.com/forums/images/editor/smilie.gif

LBO
2008-05-13, 05:37 PM
Whadda you mean, "one dark day"? He started with /b/. That's your Internet incarnation of a Chaos God right there.

...This must be done, for great justice and epic lulz.

SHOOP DA WHOOP IMMA CHARGIN MAH ALLSPARK

Illiterate Scribe
2008-05-13, 05:44 PM
Whadda you mean, "one dark day"? He started with /b/. That's your Internet incarnation of a Chaos God right there.

Oh, there's worse. Think of the wonders of Gurochan given sentience - and despair.

Or, horror of horrors, /z/.
ITS 3 MINUTE PAST EUROPE TIME SOVIET SUNDAY.

Callos_DeTerran
2008-05-13, 06:01 PM
What do I animate with the Allspark? Why ten other people's Allsparks, thus rendering me in control of ten allsparks that can be used. Theoretically this process continues until I have control off all the Allsparks...then I use my Allspark-bots to animate ten minions each of varying nature...then the world is mine!

Squidmaster
2008-05-13, 06:04 PM
I would simply though it into the middle of the nearest military base. hilarity (+chaos) ensues.:smallcool:

Carrion_Humanoid
2008-05-13, 07:04 PM
I might just go into a parking lot or new york city and just cause havoc, if one dies I'll just animate more, then I will take over the world, hopefully killing or allowing others to join.

Gungnir
2008-05-13, 09:50 PM
In case you didn't notice things animated by the all-spark come alive and try to kill people. Either because they are evil because everything is reverse engendered from Megatron or just feral because they were just created but either way I don't really want to animate anything with the all-spark.

Naw, see, there's a switch on the bottom that toggles the Good/Evil setting. It's just that Bumblebee forgot to switch it before he shrunk it, and after that his fingers were too big.

I'd animate game consoles, then actually have console wars.

warty goblin
2008-05-13, 10:03 PM
In case you didn't notice things animated by the all-spark come alive and try to kill people. Either because they are evil because everything is reverse engendered from Megatron or just feral because they were just created but either way I don't really want to animate anything with the all-spark.

Which is why once again why I urge people to not go reanimating the internet. Because some of us do not want to be hunted down and killed by hostile living pr0n.

Tengu
2008-05-13, 10:12 PM
Why do so many people want to animate their computers? That's the most horrible idea ever! Not only the AI in all games becomes a cheating bastard, but also you have a sentient creature knowing all the porn valuable and private sites you're browsing on the net.

Darken Rahl
2008-05-14, 11:07 AM
10. Bill gates' house. just because I want it.

I'll tell my boss you like it. ;)

Carrion_Humanoid
2008-05-14, 04:56 PM
Also, I'm pretty sure the Internet is 'bigger' than 10 stories.

LBO
2008-05-14, 05:15 PM
Beware! Paedophiles are using an area of Internet the size of Ireland to prey on our children! =o

EvilDMMk3
2008-05-14, 06:37 PM
I would animate the following.

Absolutely nothing.

Why?

Because other Allsparks exist. However there is a limited supply and people will waste their 10 or have their 10 get destroyed. When the Allsparks are depleted, when no one else will be able to strike back I will animate the 10 most successful anti-Allspark animated defence systems developed, because as soon as you get buildings going for a walk the military will build highly sophisticated systems to kill them. Those cutting edge military wonders will be mine.

No wait, if I can do a show crossover I want the Vallant from Doctor Who.

Carrion_Humanoid
2008-05-15, 05:55 PM
you're allowed to continue making new ones if one falls.

GrassyGnoll
2008-05-15, 06:03 PM
The answer is obvious. MYSELF! There's got to be some technological aspect that I can Allspark, like my glasses...

chiasaur11
2008-05-15, 10:42 PM
Hmm...
First five emergency vehicles for a Defensor style team. Medics make you everybody's pal.

A DS is next. Small, internet capable, and durable, plus ranged attacks. A good spy. Won't tip off many people.

A cell phone, more comms agents.

Camera. Spies again.

One of those military Drone Jets. Stealthy and remote controlled.

A theme park robot T-Rex. Because dang it, some problems can only be solved by Dinosaur based violence.

Kojiro Kakita
2008-05-15, 11:38 PM
The main reason why no one wants to animate the internet is due to one thing.....
Compared to some boards, /b/ is pretty tame.

Illiterate Scribe
2008-05-16, 10:12 AM
Hence /z/. If you can remember that far, you'll know that it was the board that could cause the most mental trauma without porn or gore - mostly via the eye-murder, and Waha.