View Full Version : Shao Khan/Goro 2008!!!

2008-05-14, 10:45 PM
Shao Khan/Goro '08

Vote American values. Guns in every school, free martial arts education for our children! We'll secure the border, with Tarkatan warriors, Shokans and Centaurs. We'll end the drug trade through eliminating every single last one of those crime lord amateurs! On occasion, when Shao Khan doesn't want to kill Shang Tsung, we'll have a REAL psychic on the hot lines looking out for the little guy. Don't worry about China becoming a Super Power by 2020 either, we'll take care of that, with Shao Khan in charge of the Administration.

2008-05-15, 11:16 AM
Armin, take this as you will, but this is easily the best post you've ever made.

2008-05-15, 02:15 PM
Thanks. lol

2008-05-17, 12:18 AM
They're entering the race a tiny bit late... good thing they've decided to make 2008's presidential election a martial arts tournament taking place in Outworld.

It remains to be seen if McCain could take Goro hand to hand, but I think my money's on the older of the two. (McCain)