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zaei
2008-06-02, 05:35 PM
Why is Kord's 4e holy symbol giving everyone the finger?

Azerian Kelimon
2008-06-02, 05:37 PM
Why is Kord's 4e holy symbol giving everyone the finger?

You're gonna find yourself really offended by D&D in general if you take a sword as giving the finger.

Starbuck_II
2008-06-02, 06:17 PM
Why is Kord's 4e holy symbol giving everyone the finger?

Because the New York State bird is the Holy Symbol of Kord.

EvilElitest
2008-06-02, 06:19 PM
Kord hates people who play D&D rather than working out in the gym
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Crow
2008-06-02, 07:14 PM
What if they do both? Your muscles can't grow without recovery time =)

Collin152
2008-06-02, 07:16 PM
What if they do both? Your muscles can't grow without recovery time =)

During which you work out with differant muscles, duh.

ghost_warlock
2008-06-03, 01:20 AM
During which you work out with differant muscles, duh.

Exactly, if you're not working your biceps, Kord wants you to work your glutes by means of the Flying Butt-Pliers.

Deme
2008-06-03, 01:23 AM
Why? Because Kord wants his clerics to all proudly display what he thinks of the world.

bosssmiley
2008-06-03, 04:07 AM
Kord hates people who play D&D rather than working out in the gym
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EE

Kord in the Bonecrusher of D&D. He hates everyone (including his own worshippers!) and wants to fight the multiverse to death. He hates everything so much that each and every Kordish shrine is dedicated to flipping off the world just in the hope of offending someone enough to start a fight. Kord *especially* hates people who ask stoooopid questions. :smallbiggrin:

Forget 'Pelor is Evil'. Try 'Kord is a mean ornery drunk'.

Goober4473
2008-06-03, 04:43 AM
Kord is actually Chuck Norris.