View Full Version : Hastur vs. Candlejack

2008-06-11, 11:42 PM

Don't say their na

2008-06-12, 12:10 AM

2008-06-12, 12:17 AM
Hastur wins, because he's bigger. It's very hard for a human-sized being like Candlejack to rapidly abduct a multi-ton mass of writhing tentacles, while said mass of tentacles can easily snatch up said humanoid.

@V: Bah! Hastur, Hastur, Hastur! Candlejack! Such evil entities are completely powerless against a paladin such as mys

2008-06-12, 12:22 AM
Well, in Candlejack's case, you only have to say his name on

2008-06-12, 12:49 AM
Well the thing is in a battle between hastur and candlejack, you have to remem

2008-06-12, 05:19 AM
The thing we have to remember is that while Hastur is largely invincible, Candle... John... will automatically spirit him away if his name is said. No choice, it's a fact for both of them. Now, I count spiriting away an interdimensional godlike being as being a victory for Candlejack, so I'm going to have to give thi

2008-06-12, 05:53 AM
He'll need a LOT of rope.

2008-06-12, 06:07 AM
I think you mean ro

2008-06-12, 06:08 AM
Note how he didn't mention Candlejack's name. He ought to be sa

2008-06-12, 09:45 AM
If we're using /b/ memes, can I start typing THIS IS THE CANCER THATS KILLING GITP again and again.

Anyway, everyone knows that Candlejacks a forced meme and no longer funny. I mean grow up peo

2008-06-12, 01:05 PM
Anyway, everyone knows that Candlejacks a forced meme and no longer funny. I mean grow up peo

Really? I might have been living in seclusion, but I've never heard of the Candlejack meme befo

2008-06-12, 01:19 PM
Candlejack wins.

Haha! I didn't get inter

Illiterate Scribe
2008-06-12, 01:26 PM
Haha, you're all wrong. Everyone knows that it would be the squats wh

2008-06-12, 01:40 PM
So, which of them would you rather name?

2008-06-12, 01:49 PM
Whats Candlejack?

Illiterate Scribe
2008-06-12, 02:36 PM
Do not say that one's name I said
He'll steal you from your comfy bed
C'mon, why not listen to your uncle Fred?
To not do so would be ... naughty.

2008-06-12, 02:47 PM
Wow. He-Who-Must-Not-be-named even took Hastur's picture, and the service connected to it.

We have a winner!

2008-06-12, 02:53 PM
Unless the Elder Evils believe in plump, perfectly-cooked pumpkin pie, there is no force in reality or the endless, braided Cosmos that can disaude Candlejack from his appoi

Mr. Scaly
2008-06-12, 05:04 PM
He'll need a LOT of rope.

NOOOO! I wanted to say i

2008-06-12, 05:11 PM
Not a very bright group, are you?
You guys need to be careful when invoking the wrath of Candle Jack or el