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The Demented One
08-07-2006, 03:10 PM
Cancer Engine
Size/Type: Large Construct
Hit Dice: 5d10+30 (60 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 40 ft. (8 squares)
Armor Class: 18 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +8 natural), touch 10, flatfooted 17
Base Attack/Grapple: +3/+12
Attack: Claw +7 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 Claws +7 melee (1d6+5) and Bite +2 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./10 ft.
Special Attacks: Augmented critical, skittering charge
Special Qualities: Construct traits, darkvision 60 ft., DR 5/adamantine, evasive skitter
Saves: Fort +1, Ref +2, Will +1
Abilities: Str 20, Dex 12, Con –, Int –, Wis 10, Cha 1
Skills: –
Feats: –
Environment: Any
Organization: Solitary
Challenge Rating: 5
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always True Neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large), 9-16 HD (Huge), 17-25 HD (Gargantuan)
Level Adjustment: –

Cancer Engines are crustacean constructs used by mages and bards as guardians. The first Cancer Engines were created by the bard Harold Zoid, who took the secret of his skittering creations to his grave. However, he left behind a cache of scrolls containing the crabwalk spell, the key component of the creation process that prevented most wizards and sorcerers from creating the Cancer Engines. These scrolls circulated throughout the wizarding community upon being discovered, and thus some wizards were able to create their own engines. A Cancer Engine looks like a horse-sized crab of rust-red iron, with six spindly, thin legs.

Augmented Critical (Ex)
A Cancer Engine’s claw threatens a critical hit on a natural attack roll of 19-20, dealing double damage on a successful critical hit.

Skittering Charge (Ex)
When a Cancer Engine charges, it gains a +4 bonus on its attack roll, instead of a +2 bonus, and takes no penalty to armor class.

Evasive Skitter (Ex)
Whenever a Cancer Engine could make an attack of opportunity, it may instead choose to take a 5 ft. step as a swift action. If it does this, it may not make any other attacks of opportunity in that round.

Construction
The body of a Cancer Engine is made from a two and a half tons of iron, worth 500 gp. Assembling the body requires a DC 15 Craft (Armorsmithing or Weaponsmithing) check.

CL 5th. Craft Construct, cat’s grace, crabwalk*, dolorous blow*. Cost 5,000 gp + 360 xp. Price 9,000 gp.
*From Spell Compendium

Wizzardman
08-07-2006, 04:03 PM
...Harold Zoid?

OH GODS, THE FUTURAMA REFERENCE! IT BURNS, IT BURNS! :P

Lord Iames Osari
09-04-2006, 12:03 AM
MitP Vote: Yes.

Fualkner Asiniti
09-04-2006, 01:09 AM
Why D1? Why did you have to go and make a Futurama reference? Why?

MitP Vote: Yes.

chionophile
09-04-2006, 03:19 AM
Clearly because Futurama is amazing. Giant crabs are fun too.

In other news, D1 has started 38% of the non-stickied threads on the front page.

NullAshton
09-04-2006, 11:41 AM
Nah. Demented One is simply a Demented One. That's why the futurama reference.

asromta
09-04-2006, 11:45 AM
MitP Vote: Yes

The Demented One
09-04-2006, 12:02 PM
No, it's definantly because Futurama is frickin' awesome. I make most of my monsters while watching it.

Eighth_Seraph
09-04-2006, 05:04 PM
Urm...I would be slightly disturbed by that last remark, but it makes far too much sense, as so many of your creatures look like something that would be in the sewers adter Bender's little 'trash disposal' episode.

fangthane
09-04-2006, 05:36 PM
I'm not sure it'll be legal for publication without a slight change, but we'll see... :)

MitP Vote: Yes

Cancer Engines are crustacean constructs used by mages as guardians and bards.
...by mages and bards as guardians, perhaps? :)

Krimm_Blackleaf
09-04-2006, 09:10 PM
I love this, probably mostly because of the futurama referance...it is awesome

Brickwall
09-04-2006, 11:30 PM
Nice little bugger.

MitP Vote: Yes

Eighth_Seraph
09-05-2006, 06:38 PM
MitP vote: yes

Maerok
09-08-2006, 03:28 PM
MitP Vote: Yes

LordOfNarf
09-09-2006, 12:48 AM
I belive that Wizards made a crabwalk spell too, (http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/fw/20040131a) so we have an option to avoid the futurama lawers when we move for publication.

Oh, and MitP Vote: Heck Yes