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golentan
11-28-2009, 04:51 PM
Okay, so Elan evidently tripped over something, assuming it wasn't a rule of funny one shot.

What do you think it is? Silly allowed. Serious guesses should be spoilered.

My personal bet is on the Lamp containing the soul of an archmage, who will lead him underground on zany adventures to overthrow the High Inquisitor and restore magic to the world.
derfenrirwolv
11-28-2009, 04:52 PM
Robin Williams sealed in a can.
El Llamita
11-28-2009, 04:55 PM
Las manos de Perón.
Weimann
11-28-2009, 05:02 PM
Over 9000 desert bees.
Starscream
11-28-2009, 05:02 PM
A bottle containing a beautiful blond genie in harem pants who immediately declares Elan to be her "Master", and promises to fulfill his every wish while causing humorous misunderstandings all the while.

Haley one-shots her.
Edwin
11-28-2009, 05:05 PM
A tiny animated chest with fighter levels, focused on tripping.

Oh yeah. :smallwink:
Surfing HalfOrc
11-28-2009, 05:07 PM
I've seen people say "mimic" several times, but Elan's luck would protect him from something that dire. I've also heard "the capstone to the pyramid" that is Gerard's dungeon (Sort of like The Lost City)

My guess? Elan will fall into a giant antlion's nest, charm the beast, and find the entrance to Girard's domain that way.
Dire Moose
11-28-2009, 05:07 PM
A box containing an infinite amount of rabid dire badgers.
Jokasti
11-28-2009, 05:09 PM
Pelor.
Or mummies. Maybe both.
Setra
11-28-2009, 05:10 PM
An illusion of a treasure chest that is actually the entrance to the dungeon containing the gate?

Elan is pretty lucky so I could see it, especially since it was just said there was no chance of it happening. Though I don't know why an Epic Illusionist would hide that so easily.
Jokasti
11-28-2009, 05:20 PM
Because,
IT'S A TARP!
Edwin
11-28-2009, 05:23 PM
Because,
IT'S A TARP!

So it's really a piece of waterproof clothing? :smallamused:
Conuly
11-28-2009, 05:40 PM
I'll take the long shot and say "treasure".
Dagny
11-28-2009, 05:42 PM
In a treasure chest?

Murray.
Wou
11-28-2009, 05:42 PM
It's the gate itself, Girard was lazy
Jokasti
11-28-2009, 05:44 PM
So it's really a piece of waterproof clothing? :smallamused:

What do you think a chest is?
Edwin
11-28-2009, 05:57 PM
What do you think a chest is?

Good point, except clothing is very rarely made of metal. Unless you count armor as clothing, of course.
Sethram
11-28-2009, 05:58 PM
I've seen people say "mimic" several times, but Elan's luck would protect him from something that dire. I've also heard "the capstone to the pyramid" that is Gerard's dungeon (Sort of like The Lost City)

My guess? Elan will fall into a giant antlion's nest, charm the beast, and find the entrance to Girard's domain that way.

That spoony bard!
silvadel
11-28-2009, 06:21 PM
Actually a treasure chest -- the kind of thing to convince people looking in the area that the chest is what was in the area so they will move along.
Ubergeek
11-28-2009, 06:32 PM
You've activated my TRAP CARD!
Jokasti
11-28-2009, 06:59 PM
You've activated my TRAP TARP CARD!

Fix'd it for ya.
When will these people learn?
Teddy
11-28-2009, 07:18 PM
My guess? Elan will fall into a giant antlion's nest, charm the beast, and find the entrance to Girard's domain that way.

You mean those annoying giant bugs that swarms out of the sand and tries to eat you whenever you aren't activly trying to splat them with your high-speed buggy (which in 50% of the cases will plunge into a pond and be rendered immobile until you blast it up again)? I sure hope that Elan has got some of that yucky substance that they seems to be so fond of.

(Half-Life 2 reference for those who don't know.)
Somewhere
11-28-2009, 07:20 PM
Mountain of lost left socks
AlfredAmeoba
11-28-2009, 07:44 PM
A sign bearing the message- "Yeah, did you really think that anything would stay at the same level relative to the sand? That stuff does move. Have fun digging."
Logalmier
11-28-2009, 09:20 PM
A portal that leads to Girads Gate.
Dixieboy
11-28-2009, 09:31 PM
Mountain of lost left socks

I've been looking for this fabled sockerado for years! The place where all left socks go when it feel it is their time, though you most certainly don't.
golentan
11-28-2009, 09:56 PM
I've been looking for this fabled sockerado for years! The place where all left socks go when it feel it is their time, though you most certainly don't.

I've always wondered. How do you tell which sock is supposed to be the left one? They're little cloth tubes. It don't follow that they differentiate based on sides other than up and down, what were indicated solely by presence or absence of a heel.

In other news, my attempt to indicate a speech pattern similar to John Cleese's incredulous parrot shop scene has failed. I hereby vote that Elan has found a parrot, deceased, in a cage in the treasure chest.
Kareasint
11-28-2009, 11:07 PM
It's exactly like Roy said. If Elan walks around long enough, he will stumble across anything and everything. Silvadel's point is valid and that is why the chest contains:

Treasure.

The average PC says "Hey! We found it!" They then pack the treasure into their bags and wander back the way they came only to find later that the treasure has turned into sand. The treasure is an illusion.

For the OOTS, they are distracted by it for a few minutes but three members of the team are still searching via True Seeing.
Mariel Dragon
11-28-2009, 11:29 PM
A klein bottle containing all that has been suggested, is being suggested, and will be suggested in this thread, including itself.
rewinn
11-29-2009, 12:18 AM
The treasure chest contains Davy Jones' still-beating heart!

...thus leading to Elan's second undersea adventure and Belkar's transformation into a non-breathing, 401k-disdaining fish (...which is allergic to birthday cake)!!!!!!
Shyftir
11-29-2009, 12:24 AM
Atlantis. or maybe Jimmy Hoffa's body.
Liwen
11-29-2009, 12:58 AM
Fix'd it for ya.
When will these people learn?

No we shall not

http://downlode.org/Creative/Writing/Notebook/Illustrations/itsatrap.jpg

Now try to 'fix' that!

I'm feeling lazy I think. I just made the same joke over two threads under 5 mins... or was it more like 10
Turkish Delight
11-29-2009, 12:59 AM
The Snarl. Elan will open the chest, the Snarl will eat everything, and the comic will end.
Herald Alberich
11-29-2009, 02:15 AM
The treasure chest contains Davy Jones' still-beating heart!

...thus leading to Elan's second undersea adventure and Belkar's transformation into a non-breathing, 401k-disdaining fish (...which is allergic to birthday cake)!!!!!!

In the oceans of the world within the rift, of course.
El Llamita
11-29-2009, 04:04 PM
I'm betting sand, at least some.


Unless the chest is vacuum sealed.


In that case I'm betting vacuum.
Spiky
11-29-2009, 09:12 PM
What it is does not matter. It will soon belong to Haley. One way or another.
drengnikrafe
11-29-2009, 09:17 PM
The Linear Guild.
Herald Alberich
11-29-2009, 10:28 PM
And the winner is .... One-Off Gag! Congratulations!
J.J.J-H-Schmidt
11-29-2009, 11:16 PM
I've seen people say "mimic" several times, but Elan's luck would protect him from something that dire. I've also heard "the capstone to the pyramid" that is Gerard's dungeon (Sort of like The Lost City)

My guess? [spoiler]Elan will fall into a giant antlion's nest, charm the beast, and find the entrance to Girard's domain that way.

seriously dude, get out of my head! thats too freaky.
Fedaykin
11-29-2009, 11:27 PM
Las manos de Perón.

JAJAJJAJAJ, also is with the Gardel's passport

only other argentinian should now that story :smalltongue: