Nonexistent Mafia Hit List - OOC

[Sneak]

This thread is for those who are willing to have their characters be 'hit' and possibly killed by the Mafia. *If it existed, that is. *See the 'Shack in the woods' thread for more detail.

In the spirit of fun, I'd like it if a few people signed up. *Death really doesn't mean anything in the town, unless you're really hardcore. *And then, I expect you wouldn't be in the town.

Hit List: Signed Up
1. (all police officers) [excludes Iames, Mik]
2. *Calwreith (Raistlin)
3. *Vael
4. *Earin
5. *Dancing Man
6. *Narcille
7. *The Shadow
8. *Mechanus
9. Kerigan
10. The Dragon
11. Kenyon
12. Seren
13. Atreyu
14. Cathrindir
15. Rilik (betrayal!)
16. Death
17. Thecla
18. Gwen
19. Deadly

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NOTE:

I am also taking it for granted that all police officers are subjecting themselves to hits.

If you have a problem with this, please post here and I can take your name off the list.

[Raistlin1040]

1 question. If a person is under attack could someone save them from a hit?

[Sneak]

If anyone besides a Mafia member or the victim posts in the middle of a hit, that hit is officially over. The number of attacking posts before it was stopped will show what outcome the attack has.

[AmberVael]

All of my characters are up for hits.

[Yarram]

Narcille is up for hits. But not Yarram.

[Sneak]

NOTE:

I am also taking it for granted that all police officers are subjecting themselves to hits.

If you have a problem with this, please post here and I can take your name off the list.

[BelkarsDagger]

Hmm... The Shadow and Mechanus are up for hits. Although they both may be kinda cheap, since they can both teleport in their own way... But be warned that if The Shadow gets bitten, he bites back. Assuming thats okay...

[Gamerofthegame]

All my characters are up for hits...

Which would be Kerigan... and the Dragon, one Earin gets to making the avatar.

[Kenyon]

Eh, sure, what the hell, I'll sign up.

[Seren]

why not?

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Sure you can go for Atreyu. Don't mess with the kids though.

[Mik]

Mik, an officer, off the list please. He doesn't seem himself much as an officer....he just wanted the badge.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Iames the Light, off the list, please, seeing as he shares a body with Iames the Dark, who is a Mafia member.

[Cathrindir]

Meh. Sign Cathrindir up.

[JellyPooga]

Do the usual rules for 'hit'-ing an officer over-ride the table given in the 'Shack in the Woods' thread?

[Flabbicus]

You can add me or any of my NPC's to the list.


In case the mafia decides to betray one of their own.

[Daedrous Avari]

Hmm... Daedrous might be up for a hit, after I continue his storyline a bit further. Either that, or Captain Airborne is up for one now. He's an NPC, usually can be found stealthing on the streets or in the Sky Headquarters I have yet to spawn.

[Death, your friend the Reaper]

Death glides in. Well, I guess I may sometimes trip and fall on my own scythe, and I tend to stay out of plots.


So....where do I sign?

[AmberVael]

Are you saying Death can die? Does that seem illogical to anyone else?

[Mik]

"Me fail english? That's unpossible."

((small cookie for the easy refrence))

[Cathrindir]

((Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons.))

[Mik]

((yay!))

[Death, your friend the Reaper]

Well, I would give the advice to the mafia that destroying the physical body may be work well indeed.

And, since it is temporary I can merely get my body back afterwards.

I think that would be the best way to RP Death's death.

[wxdruid]

you can add Thecla to the list

[wxdruid]

Judge Gwen can be added to the list

[Flabbicus]

Well, I would give the advice to the mafia that destroying the physical body may be work well indeed.

And, *since it is temporary I can merely get my body back afterwards.

I think that would be the best way to RP Death's death.

*Starts to stockpile explosives...*

[Deadly]

There's a ripping sound as the world darkens and a ring of dark flames appear in the air. A figure steps out of the flaming circle in a swirl of shadows and smoke, accompanied by hellish shrieks and thunderclaps.

The figure looks around with glowing red eyes and grins Name's Deadly. Deadly Raccoon. You can add me to your list! he says and disappears as the flames go out and the world returns to light.

[Sneak]

Do the usual rules for 'hit'-ing an officer over-ride the table given in the 'Shack in the Woods' thread?

What do you mean the usual rules? The same rules apply to everyone.

And the list has been updated.

[JellyPooga]

^ check pg.1 of The Police Station regarding arrests of people who attack Officers.

[Sneak]

Right...sorry. I made those rules a long time ago, but I didn't think they still applied since the Mafia was the only reason it was there, basically.

Sure, those rules can apply for officers. They're almost the same, anyway.

[JellyPooga]

yeah, I know, it's just that there are slight differences and I was wondering which took precedence.

Anyhoo, OT, you're more than welcome to give Marrik a good beating whilst I'm online. (just make sure you bring..well, I don't know really, what's good for hacking up bronze? a blow-torch maybe? some files?)

[Flabbicus]

yeah, I know, it's just that there are slight differences and I was wondering which took precedence.

Anyhoo, OT, you're more than welcome to give Marrik a good beating whilst I'm online. (just make sure you bring..well, I don't know really, what's good for hacking up bronze? a blow-torch maybe? some files?)

Fetch the Rust Monsters!

[Rose]

So, is this everyone?

We're gonna need some more Mafia members. *We have way more people willing to die than people willing to kill. *O.o

[Renrik]

So, which one do I kill first?

[Mortia De Luna Draco]

I doubt that any one would (beacuse Im so loved) but feel free to put the Mayor on the hit list. I dont mind at all...

[Lord Iames Osari]

I have a question. What if the victim posts that they teleport away during a hit?

[Thes Hunter]

Sign me up on the list as someone willing to play along, though I don't know who would actually want to try to kill me. ;D

[Destro_Yersul]

May as well. I can't die anyways. Just make sure to take magic bludgeoning weapons to get past my DR. ;D

[Lord Iames Osari]

I have another question. Who can order a hit? Anyone, or just the Don?

[Sneak]

1. A victim cannot teleport away during an attack. Unless they want to teleport after they've been hit so they can die somewhere else for story purposes.

2. Anyone can order a hit, although probably I will be the only person doing so. Although I'll wait till the Mafia collects a few more members before even trying one.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Since they are hanging around more, I should note that Kint and Ala are NOT subject to hits.

[Flabbicus]

Since they are hanging around more, I should note that Kint and Ala are NOT subject to hits.

Why would anyone want to kill any cute elven kids that were saved from Death?

[Death, your friend the Reaper]

Why would anyone want to kill any cute elven kids that were saved from Death?


...*Death adds down a note to his book*

[Kantur]

My characters are up for hits

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Why would anyone want to kill any cute elven kids that were saved from Death?





...*Death adds down a note to his book*

Dang it, Rilik! Now I gotta have you whacked.

[Flabbicus]

Dang it, Rilik! *Now I gotta have you whacked.


Or we can whack Death. I already have a plan for it too. ;D

*Hides explosives*

[Supagoof]

The rules on page 1 of the police station were originally agreed upon when this whole town was back in SMBG, so if both parties want, I can update them to the new rules.

Sneak?
Murky Pool and other officers?

[Hoseki]

Valathe and Yandaha can go on. I'd say put they hoppers up too, but it would be hard to find a way to kill them. So just my mere mortal characters.

[InaVegt]

Valathe and Yandaha can go on. I'd say put they hoppers up too, but it would be hard to find a way to kill them. So just my mere mortal characters.
How about hobbes?

[Hoseki]

...Hobbes is Gatamu. In disguise.

You really didn't realize that?

[InaVegt]

I didn't pay much attention, and usually people still say that in the actions part.

[AmberVael]

...Hobbes is Gatamu. In disguise.

You really didn't realize that?

Was it supposed to be obvious? I thought he was another random dimension hopper you threw in.

[Hoseki]

Well, once in a while he'd drop the disguise and speak in bold. He also always thought in bold.

And I would have used 'Gatamu verbs', but he was being Hobbes, not Gatamu. Dimension hopper identities are a bit messed up, frankly.

(To be honest, I thought the whole 'eating Sneak' thing was a dead giveaway. Ah well.)

[Flabbicus]

Well, once in a while he'd drop the disguise and speak in bold. He also always thought in bold.

And I would have used 'Gatamu verbs', but he was being Hobbes, not Gatamu. Dimension hopper identities are a bit messed up, frankly.

(To be honest, I thought the whole 'eating Sneak' thing was a dead giveaway. Ah well.)

(( As did I. ))

[Lord Iames Osari]

Valathe and Yandaha can go on. I'd say put they hoppers up too, but it would be hard to find a way to kill them. So just my mere mortal characters.
Manifest 151 psychic crushes in a row, then coup de grace when they finally autofail? ;D

[Psicrystal]

Another question: Do people have to be online for a hit to target them?

[Kyrian]

Yes!

[Psicrystal]

Thought so. Just checking.

[CabbageTheif]

its cool by me if the kender is whacked. remember, i was the first one assassinated under the assassin rules cause i called a hit on myself. i am cool with death.

[Rainspattered]

Aercath may be added to the hit list, however, one should be advised that his physical body can be destroyed, but it will merely regenerate in a short time. His Phylactery is not on the hit list. Or, rather, a hit wouldn't scratch it.

[Renegade Paladin]

I would like to say that if the Mafia ends up wanting to kill Gaheris for whatever reason, I can't stop them. But I'm not going to just not fight back because you arbitrarily say I shouldn't.

[Sneak]

Fair enough.

Although I think the Mafia will focus on police members more.

[EloquentRune]

You can add Eloquent Rune to the list

((unless ER doesn't not join the non-existant mafia in which case being on the hit list would be a little pointless))

[Amiria]

All my PCs and named NPCs are up for hits.

[McBish]

Lillah, McBish and the Mutt are up for hits.

[Thes Hunter]

Sign me up on the list as someone willing to play along, though I don't know who would actually want to try to kill me. ;D

Just to be sure... it looks like you haven't updated the hitlist in a while.

So sign me up already... or I might have to start looking like a small mammal crawled into my mouth and died. :smallfurious:

[Castaras]

Yep, you can try killing Castaras. Good luck.

[Raistlin1040]

Well Calwreith died so you'd better take him off the list.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Hit List: Signed Up
All police officers
Vael
Earin
Elya
Dancing Man
Narcille
The Shadow
Mechanus
Kerigan
Kenyon
Seren
Atreyu
Cathrindir
Death
Gwen
Deadly
CabbageThief
Gaheris
Eloquent Rune
Lillah
McBish
Thes
Castaras
Finne
Vespe
Devlin
Maal
Fenix
Dios
LyrakNOTE:

I am also taking it for granted that all police officers are subjecting themselves to hits.

If you have a problem with this, please post here and I can take your name off the list.

[Supagoof]

Y'know, a true mafia would be out forcing buisnesses to pay protection moneys by ruffing up the places and what not. I offer SMBR as both a haven for the mafia's members and a place where the NPCs act out of fear....


Example:

Oh, uh, Mr. Sneak, we have your room ready of course. Roberto says, visibly shakiing. The rattle of the host stand in his hands cause a glass holding the quills for taking reservations to fall and smash on the floor.

Sorry, so sorry, my mistake, sorry. I'll get this cleaned up immediately. Roberto snaps his fingers, and Chester hurries over with broom and dustpan, trying his best not to make contact with the mob boss as he cleans up the mess. Roberto then shows the path to the room. In the oom, dressed scantily, are Nessa and Nienna. The immediatly stand and go drape the arms around Sneak and guide him back to a large overstuffed leather chair. Roberto heads to a small bar off to the side. He opens a bottle of wine, chilled in ice, and pours a glass and hands to Sneak. You hear the clink as the wine bottle bounces off the glass as Roberto struggles to keep his composure. When finished, he backs up to the foor, bows deeply, and closes it heading back into the restaurant.

...or something like that. To make the presence known again, more so then the sparactic (THIS IS A HIT. BLAMMITY BLAM BLAM BLAM!), not that I don't enjoy reading those.

[Wayril]

War is joining the mafia, since he embodies the essence of hit and run, but he lets death finish the job.

[Lord Iames Osari]

You join the mafia in a different thread.

[Castaras]

An image appears in the room.

I see you are all too scared to take me on, since I have not been added yet.

[McBish]

Um well since this is a list of people who have given permision for their characters to be targeted by the mafia, you have to add yourself. Oh and this is Out of Character.

[Castaras]

((Yep, you can try killing Castaras. Good luck.))

Sign me up, I fear no mafia.

[Lord Iames Osari]

1) This thread is OOC.

2) You do know that by signing up here, you are agree to abide by the rules as posted in the Shack thread (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17728)?

[Lord Magtok]

Y'know, a true mafia would be out forcing buisnesses to pay protection moneys by ruffing up the places and what not. I offer SMBR as both a haven for the mafia's members and a place where the NPCs act out of fear....

Maybe I should send recent mafia member ESARS to extort. I think my android character would be good for that sort of thing, unless magic or telepathy is involved...

[Xerillum]

Finne. He betrayed the mob.

[Vespe Ratavo]

EDIT: Vespe is not in the mob. Devlin (the newly revealed evil half brother) is. Both are up to be hit.

[Flabbicus]

Well, Vespe that's how I died. So I'm guessing that's a yes if they feel you did anything untrustworthy or duplicitous.

Darn dirty Iames and his darn dirty untrustworthiness. I mean, come on! Its a criminal organization, one would expect some modicum of respect. I'm no Don Vito Corleone but I'm not Sonny Corleone either. You can't just ambush at a toll booth and fill me full of bullets from Thompson 1928 model submachine guns... (sorry about the spoiler) Although to be fair I did agree to it... So its my own fault. Still doesn't stop Carlo Rizzi from being a jerk.

[Lord Iames Osari]

Lyrak is up for a hit.