So how many elves live in Erfworld?

[Matuse]

Lofty Elves
Shady Elves
Tardy Elves
Woodsy Elves
Eager Elves
Luckless Elves
Schlemiel Elves
Altruistic Elves
Superfluous Elves

That's 9...how many more do you suppose we'll get?

Oh, I also like the Shady Elf sitting under the Woodsy Elf...like, the shade of a tree. Heh.

[Azukar]

Well, let's see... We've got the "basic" High elves, Wood elves, Dark elves covered. We seem to have archer elves and healing elves, and at least three kinds of elves with no stated powers just yet.

To round out the parody, I'd say we need some highly magical elves (offensive magic in particular, though the Lofty elves might be that already), an aquatic elf subrace, a Shiny Elf to oppose the Shady Elf, some kind of short elf... the list goes on!

Oh, and of course we need half-elf versions of each of the above subraces, and cross-breeds from each possible combination. (Altruistic + Tardy = "Oh, please, let me help you! Oh... you're dead already...)

That should sate the appetite of any Elf lovers out there.

[Enlong]

Well, I think ew've seen all the elves that Ansom has. He said 8, and not counting the Tardy elves, he has 8. Let's see... as far as puns go...

Lofty Elves: High Elves
Shady Elves: Dark/Night elves
and Woodsy Elves: Wild/Wood elves

[Azukar]

...And it's not exactly a pun, but the Eager Elf is pretty obviously Link (Zelda series of games). Didn't think about Night Elves, but then again I never played WOW.