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jhxmt
02-02-2007, 08:09 AM
Hi all, I've got my fingers crossed that somebody here's able to help me!

I've been Googling for a while now trying to find the t-shirt with the slogan "Jesus Saves, The Rest Of You Take Damage". I *know* I've seen it before. I thought it was on thinkgeek.com, but searching their site doesn't bring it up.

Any assistance would be much appreciated! I'm in the UK, so UK sites or sites that ship to the UK would be even more appreciated. In addition, I'm looking to get this as a present for somebody else (fairly soon), so places that do quick shipping would be incredibly appreciated and may also earn you a place on my shrine of gratitude (read: windowsill). :smallwink:

Thanks to anybody who can help! :smallsmile:
Azrael
02-02-2007, 08:13 AM
The problem is that you *should* be looking for a "Jesus saves and takes half damage" shirt. 'Cause that's the way the joke goes. :smallwink:

one option at cafe press (http://www.cafepress.com/ariesdiscord)
and another (http://www.cafepress.com/angryleft/1089970)

and there are more. Google is your friend.
jhxmt
02-02-2007, 08:14 AM
Doh! Many thanks! Okay, you get the windowsill spot! :)
Azrael
02-02-2007, 08:20 AM
Meaning I'm the alpha-cat in the household?
jhxmt
02-02-2007, 08:31 AM
Absolutely.

There's a cactus on there too, though, so you might want to watch out. It's spiky.
Azrael
02-02-2007, 08:34 AM
How did I become a cat?


..... OH! Yeah. Smurfs. HA. HA.

:smallamused:
Aotrs Commander
02-02-2007, 08:42 AM
The problem is that you *should* be looking for a "Jesus saves and takes half damage" shirt. 'Cause that's the way the joke goes.

I prefer the first one myself....I kind of figured he had Evasion.
ravenkith
02-02-2007, 08:56 AM
T-Shirt Hell.

Nastiest, rudest, funniest shirts out there.

Including the jesus one IIRC.

actually it's here:
http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp?affid=-1&productID=283
NEO|Phyte
02-02-2007, 09:47 AM
The problem is that you *should* be looking for a "Jesus saves and takes half damage" shirt. 'Cause that's the way the joke goes. :smallwink:
Like the son of god wouldn't have Evasion!
(which is the proper response to the 'proper' joke)
Azrael
02-02-2007, 10:40 AM
Why did this get moved to the Erfworld forum?
WampaX
02-02-2007, 10:49 AM
Why did this get moved to the Erfworld forum?

Subject line appears in comic.
Its been discussed here before.
Figured it was best place for it.
Azrael
02-02-2007, 10:56 AM
Oh yeah, the bumper sticker.

Now I see.
Heliomance
02-02-2007, 01:07 PM
Jesus is my Guild Leader!
Shadow of the Sun
02-03-2007, 12:57 AM
"Jesus saves, the rest of you take damage" came first, I am sorry to say. I saw it on a tee-shirt roughly 2 years before Erfworld started.
White Blade
02-03-2007, 01:26 AM
Jesus is my Guild Leader!

Thats really rather brilliant after reading it that is.
Azrael
02-03-2007, 03:42 PM
"Jesus saves, the rest of you take damage" came first, I am sorry to say. I saw it on a tee-shirt roughly 2 years before Erfworld started.

It's been around a lot longer than just 2 years.
Ravens_Wing
02-05-2007, 02:10 PM
Hello all the t-shirt mentioned in the first post can be found here
http://www.zestuff.com/8bit/apparel/2/

lol I bought this shirt for my brothers GF for christmas one year.
Darth Paradox
02-08-2007, 03:19 PM
Nobody claimed this was original to Erfworld. It's just the type of bumper sticker Parson would be likely to have.
justme4
04-18-2009, 07:23 AM
http://www.redbubble.com/people/jd22/t-shirts/1726425-4-jesus-saves-dnd

"Jesus saves, the rest of you take half damage!"
teratorn
04-18-2009, 07:28 AM
Nobody claimed this was original to Erfworld. It's just the type of bumper sticker Parson would be likely to have.

Likely? He had it. (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/erf0014.html)