Diet of the GODS!

[The Vorpal Tribble]

Interested in how to make yourself your own god? Perhaps lose those last few pesky pounds? Even save money on funeral expenses? Look no farther!

Make yourself a mummy in the privacy of your own home. (http://althouse.blogspot.com/2007/07/process-of-becoming-self-made-mummy-is.html)

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This is deserving of a template wouldn't you think?

[InaVegt]

Interested in how to make yourself your own god? Perhaps lose those last few pesky pounds? Even save money on funeral expenses? Look no farther!

Make yourself a mummy in the privacy of your own home. (http://althouse.blogspot.com/2007/07/process-of-becoming-self-made-mummy-is.html)

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This is deserving of a template wouldn't you think?

most certainly deserving of a template, maybe a modified version of the lich?

[PhallicWarrior]

That...that is INSANE!

[Eshu]

That...that is INSANE!

Most religions are, at least when you analyze pieces of them alone, if you step back and look at them closely. ;)

[Icewalker]

I find it interesting that a Gitp forum smiley extremely accurately represents this article.

:eek:

[Krimm_Blackleaf]

most certainly deserving of a template, maybe a modified version of the lich?

Seconded, get to work VT!:smallamused:

[soozenw]

ugh. Did anyone else click on any of the links in the article?
I've seen mummies with more meat on their bones! (http://english.pravda.ru/photo/report/anorexic-2005/0/)

[Sye216]

Yech. I prefer to be dead before someone mummifies me, 'kay, thanks, bye.

[Narmoth]

Hehe. Well, in 2nd ed, we had the greater mummy. This I would say woul rather be some form of crypth thing, an insane monster with clerical abilities that guard some sacred thingy in the jungle rather a undead mastermind that plots to aquire more dark magic.

[bosssmiley]

"Drink lacquer: if it doesn't poison you, it'll mummify you alive"
^- that's either the best ever, or the worst ever, advert for a beverage I've ever seen, but I simply can't tell which!

(It's all gone a bit Schrodinger again... :smalleek: )

[LCR]

When I read the thread title, I somewhat expected beer. German beer.

[The_Chilli_God]

I expected ambrosia and nectar.

I was woefully misled, and angered that those monks thought you could become worshipped like a god just by making yourself a mummy. :smallannoyed:

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:smalltongue:

[Orzel]

I just started believing that there are people who don't eat meat. This blows my MIND!

*xploads*

[The Vorpal Tribble]

I just started believing that there are people who don't eat meat. This blows my MIND!

*xploads*
Heh, Atkins eat your heart out.

[0wca]

Now THAT's a diet!

[Orzel]

Heh, Atkins eat your heart out.

First time I met vegan, I was put in a state of confusion for an hour.

[Cyrano]

That sounds just like the kind of person who would decided to collect every single record ever made. The question is, why didn't those ancient monks develop vinyl?