I love Boobies

[Sigbru]

Don't you love them ? (http://www.galapagosonline.com/Galapagos_Natural_History/Birds_and_Animals/Birds/Boobies.html)

[PlatinumJester]

I could really make a blue tit or great tit joke here but I can't be asked.

[Amotis]

I prefer tits (http://www.dfanning.com/adventures/munich/munich_pics/great_tits.jpg).

[Eldred]

Wow! Some of them are even blue!

I love innuendo...

[magicwalker]

I love sushi! n_n

[PlatinumJester]

I love sushi! n_n

KTHNX for that great contribution.

[Amotis]

I love sushi! n_n

Perv. Get out. This is boobies thread.

[LCR]

I knew it was too good to be true ...

[reorith]

sweater kittens (http://lolcat.com/pcfirefoxcat.html) are superior

[Mr_Saturn]

I knew it was too good to be true ...

Yeah, it was a booby trap. :smalltongue: In more ways than one.

[Zakama]

I sense a great disturbance in the force... as if... bah, forget it.

[TheBoneSplitter]

The tits over at www.indietits.com are pretty popular.

(...same person that does Questionable Content for the sake of that site not working half of the time, if anyone insinuates the wrong thing :P)

[Cyrano]

Well, where on earth did you think he got the boobie reference? J. Jacques is all about the unfortunately named avians.

[....]

sweater kittens (http://lolcat.com/pcfirefoxcat.html) are superior

...What if that kitten gets angry and starts clawing...:smalleek:

[Sigbru]

...What if that kitten gets angry and starts clawing...:smalleek:

What if gets hungry ? >.>

[whitedog20]

omgosh...sicko's. :smalleek:
yknow.. i love anime :smallbiggrin:

[Catch]

Tits or GTF--O wait...

Personally, I've always appreciated a nice pair of knockers (http://www.wildwesthardware.com/hinges/Classic_western_ring_knockers_3_finishes.jpg).

[Hoggy]

I -knew- the thread title was too good to be true... >.>

[Trog]

http://home.centurytel.net/jeffsjunk/GreatTit.gif

[Jack Squat]

I was wondering when you'd put that great tit to use Trog :smalltongue:

[Skippy]

That image has been awesome since the first time it was used. And it is still awesome. I hadn't seen any tits lately, and now I can recall them correctly.

[SurlySeraph]

sweater kittens (http://lolcat.com/pcfirefoxcat.html) are superior

I don't know whether to think that's cute or disturbing.

[North]

Now that kitten cant be comfortable.

[reorith]

...What if that kitten gets angry and starts clawing...:smalleek:

yeah... i can't see that happening...

[smellie_hippie]

Awww man... and I came here looking for a great set of hooters (http://www.pgc.state.pa.us/pgc/lib/pgc/wildlife/photolib/great_horned_owls.jpg). :smallannoyed:

[Daze]

We all know gentleman prefer Bazookas (http://www.eng.buffalo.edu/~kfisher2/index_files/bazooka.jpg)...

[hippie_dwarf]

Notice no women have posted :smallconfused:

Personally i'm more of an ass (http://www.cogsci.indiana.edu/farg/harry/bio/zoo/donkey.jpg) man

[Daze]

But please, let's not be insulting or crass and refer to them as Over the shoulder boulder holders (http://www.flickr.com/photos/28332331@N00/375849340/)...

[Catch]

There's also the infamous Canadian Milk Bags (http://threewebe.typepad.com/photos/photos/imgp2131.jpg).

Tee hee.

[Shadow]

The little pervert in me weeps at your feeble jokes.... :smallredface:

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

And the jackass in me cackles uproaringly at the pitiful jokes.

I love you guys.

[Raiser Blade]

I like to eat melons. >_>

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l49/thecheat2/3279555694.jpg

[Shadow]

And the jackass in me cackles uproaringly at the pitiful jokes.

I love you guys.Yeah....
Yeah, me too....

[FdL]

sweater kittens (http://lolcat.com/pcfirefoxcat.html) are superior

This pic won the internet.

There's also the infamous Canadian Milk Bags (http://threewebe.typepad.com/photos/photos/imgp2131.jpg).


You know, those are actually from my country ^^

[Rachel Lorelei]

OMG YOU GUYS! I hear there are like totally words that are slang for breasts but ALSO MEAN OTHER STUFF! Isn't that HILARIOUS?!!

[SweetRein]

Sometimes you just need good largeracks (http://www.winerackshop.com/wimages/racknavigation/featuredrack.jpg). They're even nice for supporting other's fun bags (http://www.beanbagfun.com/bbf/images/beanbag-in-hand.jpg).

[blademaster42]

OMG YOU GUYS! I hear there are like totally words that are slang for breasts but ALSO MEAN OTHER STUFF! Isn't that HILARIOUS?!!

Gentlemen, I believe you're being mocked.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Madam, may I point you to the 20 page long thread making jokes about Hinjo's junk?

If we can find humour in a situation, we will run with it. It is our very nature.

[Catch]

Gentlemen, I believe you're being mocked.

It comes with the territory.

We tend to mark ours.

[Daze]

It comes with the territory.

We tend to mark ours.

LOL... Exactly.

Now watch where you step...

[Em Blackleaf]

Now why did I open this thread?
No idea.

But, it reminds me so much of the Hinjo's junk jokes, it just makes me lol. :smalltongue:

[Cyrano]

Your use of LOL as a verb made me cry into my goulash, my beard soaked in beer. And I'm not even old enough to have a beard. Or beer. Or goulash.

I opened this thread thinking it said "I love Bobbles". I wanted to discuss my bobbly head collection.

[smellie_hippie]

Madam, may I point you to the 20 page long thread making jokes about Hinjo's junk?

What exactly did you think we meant by boobies and such? :smallconfused:
OMG! :smalleek: I am shocked!
You need to go wash your mind! (http://warrior.xenu.ca/Brainwashing-front.jpg) :smallamused:

[Vespe Ratavo]

I prefer brests. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brest%2C_France)

[horseboy]

Don't you love them ? (http://www.galapagosonline.com/Galapagos_Natural_History/Birds_and_Animals/Birds/Boobies.html)Disturbingly, this brings back fond childhood memories. Robert Keeshan, we hardly knew you.

Has anyone brought up tatas (http://www.tatamotors.com/) or watermelons (www.watermelon.org) yet?

[FdL]

LOL! Rachel Lorelei's post makes it even funnier ^^

[AtomicKitKat]

And who can resist 3 jugs (http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2231739/2/istockphoto_2231739_steins_of_beer.jpg)?

[Scorpina]

Damn it, the fact that a thread with this title had gotten to three pages without being locked tickled my curiosity to the degree that I actually opened it. :smallmad:

[FdL]

And who can resist 3 jugs (http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2231739/2/istockphoto_2231739_steins_of_beer.jpg)?

Arghhhh! Beaten to the "jugs" joke! I'll get you next thread, Atomic!!! *shakes fist* :p

[Lord Iames Osari]

Damn it, the fact that a thread with this title had gotten to three pages without being locked tickled my curiosity to the degree that I actually opened it. :smallmad:

Um, there are only two pages.

[Scorpina]

Um, there are only two pages.

:smallredface:

...yes, yes there are, but I've never been all that numerically minded.:smalltongue:

[TheBoneSplitter]

My goodness, check out these balloons (http://www.moorememories.com/kenric/images/ballons.jpg)!

I add no more.

[Krimm_Blackleaf]

I'm enjoying all the pictures of tits and boobies and what have you, but I wanna show everyone my nuts (http://www.toledomedicine.org/walnuts.jpg). :smallsmile:

[Vuzzmop]

Now why did I open this thread?
No idea.

But, it reminds me so much of the Hinjo's junk jokes, it just makes me lol. :smalltongue:

Please...just...never...do...that...again. Why...use...the...word...LOL?

[Em Blackleaf]

Please...just...never...do...that...again. Why...use...the...word...LOL?

Oh geez.

It... was... a... silly... joke... uhmmm... thing.
I nevereverever use "lol" other than then, and just now.

[The Orange Zergling]

Check out these breasts (http://www.pineviewfarms.com/shop/images/chicken_breast.jpg).

I have an odd feeling this'll get locked, but meh. I see no reason why, it's just a feeling in the back of my mind...

[mdsoze]

How could anyone say no to HUGE TRACTS OF LAND (http://radiowood.com/family/TractMap5.jpg)?

[Tengu]

I'd like you all to meet my coc*ahem* (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ad/Rooster.jpg).

Also, this thread made my want to spank a certain animal. (http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/184800/2/istockphoto_184800_spank_the_monkey.jpg)

[Serpentine]

Your use of LOL as a verb made me cry into my goulash, my beard soaked in beer. And I'm not even old enough to have a beard. Or beer. Or goulash.
...but it is a verb.

mdsoze: Awesome. Best line ever.

[eidreff]

.. And I'm not even old enough to have a beard. Or beer. Or goulash.

Don't worry, Goulash comes to us all eventually, beards and beer are are just bonuses

[Pepz]

even though tengu already used the line, I really want to point out again that to Spank the Monkey (http://images.boardgamegeek.com/images/pic144663_md.jpg) is one of my favorite games :D

[AtomicKitKat]

These days, they even have merit badges for flogging cetaceans (http://www.worth1000.com/entries/168500/168623INPM_w.jpg).

[13_CBS]

Pfft. Those boobies, melons, etc. are just unappealing.

Now here's a pair of really hot chicks:

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/11/44/23044411.jpg

One heck of a way to start your day.

[Pyro]

All these puns/innuendos make me cry on the inside...

[AtomicKitKat]

My all time favourite picture. (http://tinyurl.com/e6gyo):smallbiggrin:

[Attilargh]

My all time favourite picture. (http://www.uq.edu.au/~suter/test/blonde-chick-with-cute-*****.jpg):smallbiggrin:
Board cencorship 1 - AtomicKitKat 0

Fixed it for you. (http://tinyurl.com/e6gyo) I must say, that's a lovely picture. :smallwink:

[Pepz]

and after that lovely pic, here's some chick bondage! (http://www.bkanal.ch/blog/uploads/funnyfriday_chickenbondage.jpg)

[Cyrano]

and after that lovely pic, here's some chick bondage! (http://www.bkanal.ch/blog/uploads/funnyfriday_chickenbondage.jpg)

Dear lord, what is that thing made of, pipe cleaners?

[Tengu]

This thread shouldn't be allowed to die!

All girls love the One-eyed Willy (http://www.hicksville.co.nz/Pirate.GIF).

[Ranis]

Just wanted you to know that this is my favorite thread of all time.

[Leon]

Bah, need to check links...

[Sigbru]

I kinda expected that this thread was going to be closed by now :confused:

[Evil_Pacifist]

I kinda expected that this thread was going to be closed by now :confused:

In my experience, starting threads that you expect to be closed down is generally a bad idea.

[daggaz]

Dont forget the **** of the Rock.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rupicola_peruviana

Ahahahaha... its common name is so bad, I had to actually find the link to its genus_species name instead.. The board censored the other link. Lol!

[AtomicKitKat]

daggaz: Haha. Can't believe I forgot that one. Can't forget the Coq au vin, or the Cockatoo.

[landadmiral]

I LOVE TIG BITTIES
LINK!!! (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://farm1.static.flickr.com/44/127217687_37f782ffc1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.flickr.com/photos/lylekonkiel/127217687/&h=332&w=500&sz=170&hl=en&start=24&um=1&tbnid=X4F4Nc4CHJj0LM:&tbnh=86&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbitties%26start%3D20%26ndsp%3D20%26sv num%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN)

[reorith]

this is the greatest thread ever!
innuendo and puns > the logic ninja's guide to being batman

[Lord Iames Osari]

Link of doom removed

Dude, shrink that link down to something that doesn't cause sidescroll.

[Goff]

Dude, shrink that link down to something that doesn't cause sidescroll.

Seconded, I'm using a bloody 22 inch monitor and I still had side-scrollage.
Once you remove the google stuff it comes out http://farm1.static.flickr.com/44/127217687_37f782ffc1.jpg, a far more acceptable length.
*avoids jokes about length*

[Penguinizer]

Oh you just had to say that :P

[landadmiral]

sorry, don't know how to shrink the link :smalleek:

[Sigbru]

You just write a word, select it with your mouse and click the "Insert link" button under the smiles, then you put the link there and press okay
Example (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://farm1.static.flickr.com/44/127217687_37f782ffc1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.flickr.com/photos/lylekonkiel/127217687/&h=332&w=500&sz=170&hl=en&start=24&um=1&tbnid=X4F4 Nc4CHJj0LM:&tbnh=86&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbitties%26start%3D20%26ndsp%3D20%26sv num%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN)

I'm horrible at explaing stuff

[Jack Squat]

sorry, don't know how to shrink the link :smalleek:

just copy Goff's link...he took out all the google stuff for you.

alternatively you could put Tig Bitties (ungodly large link (or Goff's shortenend version))

[landadmiral]

First, I want to see if I learned how to do this and

Second, and more importantly, I love TEETS (http://www.mastitismanagementtools.com/images/teet-coverage2.gif) and everything that comes out of them!!:smallbiggrin:




thanks sig and jack

[Alebeard_Thunderax]

Teets are nice, but really I prefer nipples (http://www.nfistudios.com/StanfordProductImages/images/thrd_761269006058.jpg)

[Renrik]

You know, when I was, like, 6, Blue-Footed Boobies were my favorite bird. Possibly my favorite animal. I wanted to be one when I grew up.

[EmeraldRose]

First, I want to see if I learned how to do this and

Second, and more importantly, I love TEETS (http://www.mastitismanagementtools.com/images/teet-coverage2.gif) and everything that comes out of them!!:smallbiggrin:




thanks sig and jack

Ok. I'm so happy for you that you learned how to do it. Now...please go back and FIX your other post! :smallannoyed:

[Vaynor]

Ok. I'm so happy for you that you learned how to do it. Now...please go back and FIX your other post! :smallannoyed:

Iames should too, they're both causing the same amount of side-scroll.

[phoenixineohp]

Am I the only one who actually thought of the birds first? Especially since another thread talked about the titmouse. They are so worth it though! (http://z.about.com/d/animals/1/0/h/9/shutterstock_304958.jpg) Maybe that's a bad sign.*Sulks off to zoology classes*

*Leaves a few of her own, against her better judgment*

You (http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/phoenixineohp/badchicks.jpg) put (http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/phoenixineohp/cat2.jpg) them (http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/phoenixineohp/Fluffballs.jpg) together. (http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/phoenixineohp/ATT01085.jpg)

[reorith]

Am I the only one who actually thought of the birds first? Especially since another thread talked about the titmouse. They are so worth it though! (http://z.about.com/d/animals/1/0/h/9/shutterstock_304958.jpg) Maybe that's a bad sign.*Sulks off to zoology classes*

*Leaves a few of her own, against her better judgment*

You (http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/phoenixineohp/badchicks.jpg) put (http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/phoenixineohp/cat2.jpg) them (http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/phoenixineohp/Fluffballs.jpg) together. (http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/phoenixineohp/ATT01085.jpg)

that last one looks shooped. i can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shoops in my time.

[Amotis]

i call shoopnanigans.

[phoenixineohp]

Really? If you mean the kitten one, I think I knew the person who took it. Just a crappy camera, but a cute scene. I can't remember where it came from exactly now though.

Oh well. Still amazingly cute. ^^

[Marek]

that last one looks shooped. i can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shoops in my time.


Shooped (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/7e/Shoppedgendo.jpg), you say?

[phoenixineohp]

O_o

Did you make that for this or am I missing an over all reference?

[Don Julio Anejo]

Oohh.. a thread about boobies! What did I miss?

[Marek]

O_o

Did you make that for this or am I missing an over all reference?

Just did it for the lulz, and the fact that I instantly recognized the shoop meme.

[AtomicKitKat]

*Leaves a few of her own, against her better judgment*

You (http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/phoenixineohp/badchicks.jpg) put (http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/phoenixineohp/cat2.jpg) them (http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/phoenixineohp/Fluffballs.jpg) together. (http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/phoenixineohp/ATT01085.jpg)

Bad chicks, with shaved *ahem*, Fuzzy Ducks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuzzy_duck)(say it really fast till it Spoonerisms (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism)), and a guy who manages to get a lot of young *ahem* to go to bed with him.:smalltongue:

[EvilElitest]

Gentlemen, I believe you're being mocked.

seconded
from,
EE

[phoenixineohp]

Beaver shot. (http://community.livejournal.com/baaaaabyanimals/3368673.html?#cutid1):smallwink:

[Closet_Skeleton]

Sorry to ruin the fun but.

I don't like the taste of mellons.

I think birds are ugly.

But have a thing for cleavage (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleavage_%28geology%29).

[PaladinFreak]

Woah... MAJOR double take thread!

You're all nutcases!

[reorith]

posting an epic in a thread (http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext97/nblng10.txt)

[Thrall_Of_Ao]

Tits or GTF--O wait...

Personally, I've always appreciated a nice pair of knockers (http://www.wildwesthardware.com/hinges/Classic_western_ring_knockers_3_finishes.jpg).

Wow, I guess there's no accounting for taste, 'cause honestly, those are some of the ugliest knockers I've ever seen.

I mean, they're so...old.

-TOA

PS Yea, I'm a little ashamed of myself, but not as much as the guys that came on here actually thinking there were going to get to see something AND were shameless enough to post saying as much.

[eidreff]

Ahhh i still think that we are shamelessly away from topic. I have adore blue footed avines since the first time I ever saw them.