Raiser's Texas Hold Em' (Table 2)

[Raiser Blade]

Table 2
1.Dallas Dakota
2.Raven T.
3.Chunklets
4.Endeavourl
5.Goblin Music
6.Zar Peter[/QUOTE]


Seating order is as follows:

1.Chunklets (50GP) -4GP (small blind)
2.Dallas Dakota (50GP) -8GP (Big Blind)
3.Endeavourl (50GP)
4.Zar Peter (50GP)
5.Goblin Music (50GP)
6.Raven T. (50GP)


Endeavourl has to Fold,Raise or Call.

Hands should be out within an hour or two.

[Endeavourl]

I call :smalltongue:

(though, wouldn't the big blind start off by checking, raising, or folding?)

[Raven T.]

You got some serious chops, dude.:smalltongue:

*puts on his hat and sunglasses and waits to be dealt his cards*

Edit: No; the blinds have already put GP into the pot...this means they act last...if everyone folds, the big blind automatically takes the pot.

[Goblin Music]

let us play a game of cards taking dealt cards

[Raiser Blade]

Zar petey is up.

[Dallas-Dakota]

A Blue furred cookie monster comes sit at the table with sunglasses on.
Are we allowed to eat something here?



Well, the silence says yes!

*I start eating cookies watching the game until it is my turn*

[Raven T.]

*looks over at the Cookie Monster*

If you get crumbs all over my good suit, I'm gonna wring your neck...:smalltongue:

[Zar Peter]

Zar Peter's snoring at the table as someone pokes him.
He wakes up, takes his cards, smiles, scratches himself behind the ears, curling his beard, looks startled around the table if someone noticed his actions and tries to look cool.

"I call"
he says, then he leans back and wipes the sweat from his brows.

[Goblin Music]

((can i add GP to the pot at this time?))

[Zar Peter]

I think yes, it's called the first betting round.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Yup, you can.
Isnt it called raising? I thought it was raising...like as in : I raise with 10.

for actions, I eat up all my cookies, making sure not to crumble anything over raven. ts suit.

I then go back to sleep until somebody says something or it is my turn.

[Endeavourl]

Endeavourl brings out his rubix cube and starts practicing solves while waiting.

[Raiser Blade]

1.Chunklets (50GP) -4GP (small blind)
2.Dallas Dakota (50GP) -8GP (Big Blind)
3.Endeavourl (50GP) -8GP Called
4.Zar Peter (50GP) -8GP Called
5.Goblin Music (50GP) (Next Up)
6.Raven T. (50GP)


Pot
28GP

[Goblin Music]

Raise 5 Gp *slides a 5 coin stack in to the center*

[Raven T.]

*looks at his cards several times as he watches the action*

*shakes his head, flicking his cards away*

[Raiser Blade]

1.Chunklets (46GP) Next up.
2.Dallas Dakota (42GP) -8GP (Big Blind)
3.Endeavourl (42GP) -8GP Called
4.Zar Peter (42GP) -8GP Called
5.Goblin Music (37GP) -13GP Raise
6.Raven T. (50GP) [FOLDED]


Pot
41GP

[Dallas-Dakota]

Hey raiser, can you do what you did with table 1, or are people just posting slower here?

[Raven T.]

It took table one a while to get up and running, too. It's going to take longer for the sole reason that (almost) everyone is in right now.

[Chunklets]

* Gazes at his cards, looks thoughtfully at his pile of chips, adjusts lucky fez, etc. *

"I'll see that raise, and raise another seven."

* Pushes 16 chips into the middle *

[Raiser Blade]

1.Chunklets (30GP) -20GP (Raised)
2.Dallas Dakota (42GP) -8GP (Big Blind) (next Up)
3.Endeavourl (42GP) -8GP Called
4.Zar Peter (42GP) -8GP Called
5.Goblin Music (37GP) -13GP Raise
6.Raven T. (50GP) [FOLDED]


Pot
57GP


You guys can pm the next person in line telling them it's their turn like table 1.

[Goblin Music]

well, you gonna play?
((*Bump!*))

[Endeavourl]

Endeavourl puts away his rubix cube and asks Anyone want to order pizza?

[Dallas-Dakota]

Dallas-Dakota carefully looks over his cards...

He then folds.

Nah, no pizzas, I want Pancakes!*starts baking pancakes*

(I can actually do that pretty good, both in rl and ol)

[Endeavourl]

Mm, pancakes do sound nice as well.

I will call.

[Zar Peter]

Tough beginning, eh?

I call!

[Freshmeat]

*walks over from table 1*

"This has the look of an action table."

[Goblin Music]

I Call on my turn

[Chunklets]

"Awright, let's see that there flop!"

[Raiser Blade]

I will update both tables later on today. Propably in 3-4 hours.

[Goblin Music]

((Raiser_B1ade:smallmad:))
((bump))

[Alarra]

(aww, you started playing poker and no one told me, are you going to start a 3rd table?)

[Dallas-Dakota]

Heheh, sorry Alarra.(I didnt know you played poker)
You should check the recruitment thread, post there, then I´m fairly certain if there post enough people, Raiser will start another thread.

*I start handing out napkins saying : Vote dallas Dakota for Dwarf ITP! and plates*

The pancakes will be ready soon.

[Raiser Blade]

(aww, you started playing poker and no one told me, are you going to start a 3rd table?)

If i can get a co-narrarator then yes.

Flop in spoiler.

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[Raiser Blade]

1.Chunklets (80GP) -20GP (Next Up)
2.Dallas Dakota (92GP) [Folded]
3.Endeavourl (80GP) -20GP Called
4.Zar Peter (80GP) -20GP Called
5.Goblin Music (80GP) -20GP Called
6.Raven T. (100GP) [FOLDED]


Pot
80GP

[Chunklets]

* Re-checks cards, hems & haws *

"I'll raise, hmm... let's see... 15 geepee"

* Pushes 15 gold pieces in *

[Endeavourl]

I'll call.

[Zar Peter]

Call, too!

[Raven T.]

If i can get a co-narrarator then yes.

I already told you I'd play Dealer at a third/fourth table.

[Goblin Music]

Fold. i got nothing

[Chunklets]

"Right then, to the turn we go, I believe!"

[Raiser Blade]

1.Chunklets (80GP) -35GP (Next Up)
2.Dallas Dakota (92GP) [Folded]
3.Endeavourl (80GP) -35GP Called
4.Zar Peter (80GP) -35GP Called
5.Goblin Music (80GP) -20GP [Folded]
6.Raven T. (100GP) [FOLDED]


Pot
125GP

The turn
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[Chunklets]

* taps claws on table *

"Check."

[Endeavourl]

I'll raise by 5.

So, no one wants any pizza? (I guess you're all waiting for pancakes eh?)

[Zar Peter]

Call.

And Pizza would be nice, something with Ham and Pepperonis for me, please!

[Chunklets]

"I can do 5 - I call! Now, let's see that last card..."

[Endeavourl]

* orders a Mushroom and Bacon and a Ham and Pepperoni pizzas *

[Zar Peter]

Thanks! I hope you have enough money left when the Pizza Boy arrives :smallcool:

[Endeavourl]

Pizza's on the winner right? :smalltongue:

[Raven T.]

*has fallen asleep, drooling some on the felt*

[Raiser Blade]

1.Chunklets (80GP) -40GP (Next Up)
2.Dallas Dakota (92GP) [Folded]
3.Endeavourl (80GP) -40GP Called
4.Zar Peter (80GP) -40GP Called
5.Goblin Music (80GP) -20GP [Folded]
6.Raven T. (100GP) [FOLDED]


Pot
140GP

The turn
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[Chunklets]

"I shall check again!"

* Taps table, eyes pizza hungrily *

[Endeavourl]

I'll raise by 15.

Hey, you didn't order any :smallmad:

[Zar Peter]

Make this a call for the Pizza!

[Chunklets]

"I'll call too!"

* Pushes chips in *

"So, what have you got?"

[Endeavourl]

Pair of Aces for me, you two?

[Zar Peter]

Pair of Kings :smallmad:

[Chunklets]

"Pair of Aces here, and my other card was a Jack. What's your kicker, Endeavourl?"

[Endeavourl]

3 of hearts :smallannoyed:

Gonna pay for me and Zar's pizza then? :smalltongue:

[Chunklets]

* Rakes in chips *

"I would never dream of denying you pizza!"

* Pays pizza delivery man *

[Zar Peter]

At last I got a Pizza :smallamused:

* goes to the refrigerator *

Anyone wants a beer, too?

[Raiser Blade]

Update in a few hours.

[Zar Peter]

Zar Peter takes his bottle of beer, sits down at the table and opens it.

So, when will we get the next cards?

[Raven T.]

*kicks the table softly*

How did I get stuck with the slow table....

[Raiser Blade]

Updating now. Sorry guys i'm trying my best.

[Raiser Blade]

1.Chunklets (281GP)
2.Dallas Dakota (92GP) -4 Small Blind
3.Endeavourl (45GP) -8 Big Blind
4.Zar Peter (45GP) (Next Up)
5.Goblin Music (80GP)
6.Raven T. (100GP)


If any of my totals are wrong feel free to correct me.

Zar petey's move.

[Zar Peter]

I fold as fast as I can!

Than I sit back, sip on my beer and wait for the next round.

[Zar Peter]

Goblin Music, have I hit you with my cards?

[Goblin Music]

Fold no you missed

[Raven T.]

King 5 isn't going to cut it...

*kicks his cards in*

[Chunklets]

"No thank you - looks like we'll let dallas-dakota and Endeavourl sort this one out!"

* Folds cards, and an origami hamster *

[Endeavourl]

*eats the mushroom pizza while waiting*

[Dallas-Dakota]

Check.... I eat some of my freshly baked pancakes....

[Chunklets]

"Did you mean 'call', d-d?"

* prevents the origami hamster from investigating the pizza *

[Endeavourl]

I'll assume Dakota called, and I will check.

Lets see the flop!

[Dallas-Dakota]

Yeah Call..... its been a while since I played poker....Well, I´l consider this a game of brushing them up:smalltongue:

*finishes pancake and starts eating another one...*

Anybody want one?

*bakes pancakes at reqeust in the kitchen that is found in the third and last door to the right*

Raisor, is it fine if I make a map for the building we are playing in, becouse we all seem to be a bit roleplaying while waiting for other´s actions/flop? and people, reqeust if you want anything on the map.
Things that will be on the map :

Main playing room, containing official Poker Table with six comfortable chairs around it.
two smaller playing rooms with couches and fridges containing food and drinks.
DD´s Kitchen, Containing all normal kitchenwear and some other trinkets of me.
Personal rooms of players, beds, normal furniture, keep their personal stuff etc.
Dealers(Raisors) room, has Poker equipment, and Raisors personal stuff, bed, normal furniture.

[Zar Peter]

Raiser? Are you at the toilet? We need the flop!

[Raiser Blade]

Updating now as in noooooow.

[Endeavourl]

Updating now as in noooooow.

Did you fall in the toilet? :smalleek:

[Raiser Blade]

Flop

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[Dallas-Dakota]

Ok.

Hammmmmmmmmmmm.............Himmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... .....


I then give a wink to the ceiling.

[Endeavourl]

I'll raise by 5

[Dallas-Dakota]

Check....(Yeah, I also put in 5, following Endea)


As soon as I did that I give the ceiling another wink and I start doing an Indian dance around the Poker table staring the whole while at the ceiling!

(Ehm...........raiser.........did you drown in the toilet pot?)

[Endeavourl]

Endeavourl takes out his rubix cubes and starts solving again.

[Raiser Blade]

River.
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l49/thecheat2/Cards/Cards%20Hearts/10Hearts.png

[Endeavourl]

I'll check.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Wait, with river, werent there supposed to be 5 cards?

I´l check anyway........

[Raven T.]

*speaking while half asleep* I think he just mistyped...

[Raiser Blade]

I meant turn. :smalltongue:

[Endeavourl]

*poke*

Time for the river now

[Dallas-Dakota]

Swimming in the river..............now show it!!!

[Raiser Blade]

Updating
now

[Raiser Blade]

The turn. :smalltongue:
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[Endeavourl]

I'll raise 20 Dakota :smallwink:

[Endeavourl]

Endeavourl pokes Dakota with some pizza crust.

[Dallas-Dakota]

I suddenly stop jumping around the room and stop in mid-jump when I was poked.
Oh its my tur- *falls from the jump to the ground* waah, ouch!
I then get up to my seat and fold.
T'is getting to high for my taste, pancakes anybody

I then offer pancakes to anybody who wants.

[Endeavourl]

Psst, time for a new hand Raiser :smalltongue:

[Zar Peter]

Who shot the dealer?

[Skippy]

((Just got word of Raiser. He's a bit ill at the moment and therefore he hasn't been here. But he said he'll update as soon as he gets better, which could be any day now.))

[Dallas-Dakota]

*keeps poking Raiser every minute untill he updates*

[Skippy]

((Give him some rest. He's feeling really ill. He'll update when he feels better))

[Raiser Blade]

Just letting you guys know i'm back.
I will update tommorow so thanks for your patience.

[Endeavourl]

Glad to see you well again Raiser.

[Raiser Blade]

So it's new hand time eh?

Alright.


1.Chunklets (281GP)
2.Dallas Dakota (83GP)
3.Endeavourl (50GP) -4 Small Blind
4.Zar Peter (37GP) -8 Big Blind
5.Goblin Music (80GP) (Next Up)
6.Raven T. (100GP)


Hands are being Pmed right now.

[Goblin Music]

Raise 5GP Filler

[Raven T.]

*kicks his cards away yet again* Can't get a decent hand to save my life...oh, well...'tis the luck of the draw. I am curious, though, as to how Raiser determines what we get each round...

*begins chanting and burning incense to appease the poker gods*

[Raiser Blade]

*kicks his cards away yet again* Can't get a decent hand to save my life...oh, well...'tis the luck of the draw. I am curious, though, as to how Raiser determines what we get each round...

*begins chanting and burning incense to appease the poker gods*

I use random.org


I'll put in a list like this

2 Hearts
3 Hearts
4 Hearts
5 Hearts
6 Hearts
7 Hearts
8 Hearts
9 Hearts
10 Hearts
J Hearts
Q Hearts
K Hearts
A Hearts

And so on for each suit and then randomize it. It seems to be working fine anyone have a complaint?

[Zar Peter]

Yes! Next time you should tell random.org that I want to have two aces.

[Raven T.]

I cant say I have a complaint, per se, as the hands I get are fairly typical for me when I do play poker. I was honestly just curious.

[Dallas-Dakota]

No problem...

Its Chunklets turn now, right?

[Chunklets]

"Here I am! And I'll... fold on this one."

[Dallas-Dakota]

I fold

I then start putting a little bit of blue ink on the green of the table(not on the cards)

[Endeavourl]

I will call.

[Zar Peter]

I call, too!
Give us the river flop, Raiser!

[Raiser Blade]

Bumpdating

[Raiser Blade]

Flop

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[Raiser Blade]

Bumpsauce!

[Goblin Music]

My turn?
fold

[Endeavourl]

:smallconfused:

I guess I'll raise 10gp

[Zar Peter]

Fold!

Goodby, you cruel cards.

New cards,please.

[Zar Peter]

*kicks his cards away yet again* Can't get a decent hand to save my life...oh, well...'tis the luck of the draw. I am curious, though, as to how Raiser determines what we get each round...

*begins chanting and burning incense to appease the poker gods*

Think that counts as fold if you ask me :smallwink:

[Dallas-Dakota]

Ok.

RAISER, NEW HAND PLEASE!

[Zar Peter]

Hey! It's not fair to delete your post! No it looks like I have double posted! :smallmad:

[Raiser Blade]

Everyone point at zar peter and laugh because he double posted!
:smallbiggrin:

Seriously i'm pming hands now.

[Raiser Blade]

1.Chunklets (281GP)
2.Dallas Dakota (83GP)
3.Endeavourl (76GP)
4.Zar Peter (32GP) -4 (Small Blind)
5.Goblin Music (67GP) -8 (Big Blind
6.Raven T. (100GP) (Next Up)

[Raven T.]

Folding yet again...

Seriously, there's only so much you could potentially do with Jack-Deuce...especially offsuit.

[Chunklets]

* Fiddles with chips, ponders, re-checks cards, slides them back to dealer *

"I fold. Dallas-dakota, over to you!"

[Dallas-Dakota]

Check

Endeavourl, up to you, do you fold, check or raise?

[Endeavourl]

I'll check.

[Zar Peter]

I check, too.
Or is it call?

Goblin Music?

[Goblin Music]

Call i will call/check

[Raiser Blade]

Hay Gize! No one but goblin can check so please clarify if you are calling to the big blind (which is 8 GP) or folding. Thanks.

[Zar Peter]

I think we all meant call with check and fold with fold. No one mentioned a raise so can we have the flop, please?

[Dallas-Dakota]

I think we all meant call with check and fold with fold. No one mentioned a raise so can we have the flop, please?

Yeah..........

[Endeavourl]

Yup, lets see the flop :smallsmile:

[Zar Peter]

Bump!
Raiser? Flop? Card's? Christmas presents?

[Raiser Blade]

Updating.


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Also Christmas presents. Everybody make a roll using invisible castle. 1d6.

[Raven T.]

I gots me a 5. (http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=1442956)

[Zar Peter]

I got a 4!!!!! (http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=1443830)

[Endeavourl]

1 for me (http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=1443981) .

[Goblin Music]

I got a 5 (http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=1443984).

[Raiser Blade]

You guys get extra gold for christmas!

Roll= Gold
1= 2
2=4
3= 10
4=8
5= 6

[Dallas-Dakota]

I rolled an 4 (http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=1444507)

[Zar Peter]

Dallas? It's your turn!

[Raven T.]

*nudges the table some* Hey, Table 1 got moved to structured...

[Zar Peter]

Dallas, you should check or fold (or raise)

[Dallas-Dakota]

Woops, check.

[Endeavourl]

* looks around for his cards *

It's been a while. I think I'll check.

[Zar Peter]

I don't raise and I don't fold. I think I call. Or check? Anyway, Goblin, it's our turn.

[Goblin Music]

i will Call

[Zar Peter]

Hay Gize! No one but goblin can check so please clarify if you are calling to the big blind (which is 8 GP) or folding. Thanks.

I think we will drive Raiser crazy till the end of the game :smallbiggrin:

[Raiser Blade]

1.Chunklets (FOLDED)
2.Dallas Dakota (91GP) -8 (CHECKED)
3.Endeavourl (72GP) -8 (CHECKED)
4.Zar Peter (40GP) -8 (CHECKED)
5.Goblin Music (73GP) -8 (CHECKED)
6.Raven T. (106GP) (FOLDED)
__________________

Here is your next card.

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