Listen. Learn. Regurgitate endlessly.

[Jibar]

Any of you who have those friends who will listen to funny songs or stuff they like and then sing it forever and ever and ever and ever etc afterwards?
I have, and I've decided to make it my mission to teach him some of the most annoying yet intoxicating songs out there so that any point I can sing one line and begin an attack upon the senses best described as being mustard gassed with a twelve ton nuke while a sausage dog widdles up your leg.
For example, I've started with this. (http://home.comcast.net/~hiomrsan/pirate.swf)

Anyone have anything like this?
(Note: Weebl's Stuff has already been learned)

[Kaelaroth]

"I know a song that will get on your nerves,
get on your nerves,
get on your nerves,
get on your nerves,
I know a song that will get on your nerves,
and this is how it gooo-ooo-ooes...."

Repeat. Often. Listen. Learn. Regurgitate endlessly. :smallsigh:

[13_CBS]

The hamster dance song?

"You are an idiot" (the hypered up dance version) could also work.

[Eerie]

Accept Cthulhu into your brain. Listen to this:

http://www.netnebulo.hu/loituma_clock.swf

[Arang]

I see I have already been beat'd to LeekSpin.

Therefore: http://youtube.com/watch?v=7wMHcpMmV9g

[Eerie]

I see I have already been beat'd to LeekSpin.

Therefore: http://youtube.com/watch?v=7wMHcpMmV9g

I cover: http://youtube.com/watch?v=BgU_m3SuYPE

And raise to: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

[Arang]

Right. You brought this on yourself:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JKf7pPj6T7M&feature=related

[Eerie]

Take this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=QFaNXsNIXp4

[Arioch]

And raise to: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

Hey, that's the Portal song. I love that song! It's not really annoying.

I get songs stuck in my head really easily, so if I hear an annoying song I'll be humming/whisting/singing it until something replaces it.

Mind you, someone in my year at school knows all the words to the Woody Woodpecker theme.

[....]

Simple and sweet.

http://picardascii.ytmnd.com/

[Smeik]

Take this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=QFaNXsNIXp4

Hm, i find this much more annoying by them: http://youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw

[....]

Hm, i find this much more annoying by them: http://youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw

I like Daft Punk :smallfrown:

[Smeik]

I like Daft Punk :smallfrown:

BUt it gets stuck in your head annoyingly often.:smallwink:

I Like Daft Punk too... sometimes.

[Eerie]

Hey, that's the Portal song. I love that song! It's not really annoying.

I get songs stuck in my head really easily, so if I hear an annoying song I'll be humming/whisting/singing it until something replaces it.

Mind you, someone in my year at school knows all the words to the Woody Woodpecker theme.

You don`t get it.

To stuck in a head, a song mustn`t be outright repulsive - in that case, you`d just turn it off and forget about it.

No, it should work it`s way slowly into your mind and stay there forever...

[Smeik]

The Carol of the Old Ones (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ftld7Ohojg)

[Gungnir]

You don`t get it.

To stuck in a head, a song mustn`t be outright repulsive - in that case, you`d just turn it off and forget about it.

No, it should work it`s way slowly into your mind and stay there forever...

NO CHARLES! GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES!

[Eerie]

The Carol of the Old Ones (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ftld7Ohojg)

Its stuck in my for a long time already... :smallsmile:

Ignorant fools! :smallbiggrin:

[Lemur]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALzDcMDhf2o

And if you no longer have use for your sanity, peruse these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlTMXiqbDZU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9rWFZesV8s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfUQSXMNXf4&feature=related

[Executor]

Bah, that was all weaksauce. Behold, the one, true, most awful song EVER devised. Abandon hope, all who click this link:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=p68rj879Zyg

[Eerie]

Bah, that was all weaksauce. Behold, the one, true, most awful song EVER devised. Abandon hope, all who click this link:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=p68rj879Zyg

I LOVE this song. It is a really good song, and impossible to get out of your head... :smallamused:

[Serpentine]

Anyone posted "Life! Oh life! Oooooh li-ife! Oh life! Dodo do dodo life! Oh life! Ooooooh li-ife!" etc. yet? I despised that song but none of my friends could see why. Now they've all forgotten it and I'm left with it burned into my BRAIN :smallmad:

[Irenaeus]

I LOVE this song. It is a really good song, and impossible to get out of your head... :smallamused:

I respectfully disagree to the first statement and sadly have to agree with the second one. We are only four million people in Norway, statistically we should have been spared from having one singer as gods-awfull as Lene Nystrøm. It's not fair.
And now, more music from Norway:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIaz6zBz1go

[Lemur]

I respectfully disagree to the first statement and sadly have to agree with the second one. We are only four million people in Norway, statistically we should have been spared from having one singer as gods-awfull as Lene Nystrøm. It's not fair.

I was successfully immunized against it by listening to the Aquabats' parody. I always think of their lyrics whenever I hear the tune.

[Kneenibble]

http://www.santasm.net/

If it's not quite a repetitive or irritating song, at least you won't be able to get it out of your head.

[dehro]

Accept Cthulhu into your brain. Listen to this:

http://www.netnebulo.hu/loituma_clock.swf



Therefore: http://youtube.com/watch?v=7wMHcpMmV9g
I prefere the full rendition of Leva's polka..as in here (http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=vjvVBCNcL_A)
and yes..I totally love the manha manha song :smallbiggrin:
which I counter with
this (http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=q0s5Kn9QXtU) "owww IIIII'm my own grandpaaaaa:smallsigh: "
(btw..isn't bananaphone sung by Raffi?)

I'll let you know that I actually have all of the above on my Ipod..call me disturbed
...and this one (http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=8NtJNTO2noE&feature=related)too, but in the original version by peter tosh...
whenever I listen to it I start humming it for the rest of the day...very funny..but also very annoying
http://www.santasm.net/
If it's not quite a repetitive or irritating song, at least you won't be able to get it out of your head.
that is seven kinds of disturbing...:smalleek: yuk

anyway, I can't believe that nobody has mentioned the Soluble Song, yet, so allow me to raise the stakes (http://www.rathergood.com/soluble/)
talk about annoying and still mind crushing

[Irenaeus]

I was successfully immunized against it by listening to the Aquabats' parody. I always think of their lyrics whenever I hear the tune.Alas, I don't know that one and I had to struggle through 1997 without any form of immunization. I made it, however, and I don't think I will bother aquiring me any ten years later. It feel a blit like getting a vaccination for the bubonic plague.

I prefere the full rendition of Leva's polka..as in here Completely agree, but it is more appealing and not as mind-numbingly sanity wrecking as the looped anime-girl version.

anyway, I can't believe that nobody has mentioned the Soluble Song, yet, so allow me to raise the stakesI'm not a big fan of rathergood.com (or kittens). The only song that ever managed to fascinate me on that site was this one: http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

[Beleriphon]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fWucPckXbIw

Moscow, its about Moscow. Seriously. Its Russian, or German or something. It makes no sense to me, but if you listen carefully is sounds like they're saying stuff in English that makes even less sense.

[Arang]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujHF4kxehbA

This one is bad, but good at the same time.

EDIT: Bonus track, gone from the charts etc.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe3FG4EOgyU

[dehro]

Anyone posted "Life! Oh life! Oooooh li-ife! Oh life! Dodo do dodo life! Oh life! Ooooooh li-ife!" etc. yet? I despised that song but none of my friends could see why. Now they've all forgotten it and I'm left with it burned into my BRAIN :smallmad:

that's the one and only CD I've ever thrown away..after actually buying it...and the worst of it is that when I'd bought I was actually sober.

awww...schnappy.. but that's a cute song, not annoying at all (and another entry in my crazy Ipod :smallbiggrin: )

[Ceska]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fWucPckXbIw

Moscow, its about Moscow. Seriously. Its Russian, or German or something. It makes no sense to me, but if you listen carefully is sounds like they're saying stuff in English that makes even less sense.
It was a German band (Dschinghis Khan is how Genghis Khan is written in German), the text is hilarious, even if it doesn't make any more sense if you understand German.

Though I prefer the song they played at the Eurovision Song Contest, Dschinghis Khan. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=W_esCf2GSTI)

[Arcwell]

Not a bad song, but has been stuck in my head for about 6 months now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcOZ6xFxJqg

A friend of mine sucessfully managed to lodge this one in my head by playing it for a week straight. This included attaching headphones to my ears with it playing whilst I slept(he was very dedicated to his cause):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYTQcVeoiyA

Believe me this is not the kind of song you want to mumbling to day and night, people thought I was some drug obsessed hippie. (which is only half true :smalltongue:)
And of course how can you forget the most evil song in the universe:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1lqfQi7146U

[Eerie]

BTW, anyone else discovered that songs NOT in your mother language tend to stuck far less?

[Vella_Malachite]

I don't know the links, but if anyone does, feel free to post them:

The Annoying Song:

Oh, my word, this tune is annoying,
Yes, I know, it's really annoying.
I can't get this song out of my head.

Make it stop, this tune is annoying,
I've gotta go to work in the morning.
Now I'm gonna be humming it in my bed
(loop)

The Badger Song:

A-badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger
Mushroom, mushroom,
A-badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger
Mushroom, mushroom,
A-badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger
AHHHH, it's a snake, it's a snake, it's a snake
*repeats*

or 'Trekkies", I think it's called:
Theeeerrre's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Star Trekkin'
Across the universe
On the starship enterprise,
Under Captain Kirke
Star Trekkin'
Across the universe
Only goin' forward
'Coz we can't find reverse.

etc etc I don't know all the verses.
Hope that helps.:smalltongue:

[Irenaeus]

BTW, anyone else discovered that songs NOT in your mother language tend to stuck far less?No, not really. Both English and German tends to stick fairly easily. In some rare cases a few lines of French, Russian, Turkish and Arabic has lodged themselves in my brain, which is a bit frustrating as I don't speak any of those languages. It does not happen often, though. And when it does, it is seldom as annoying as with Norwegian and English songs.

[Arang]

Another fantastic hit:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=s9qvCTdBLDs

[Arioch]

The Badger Song:
A-badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger
Mushroom, mushroom,
A-badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger
Mushroom, mushroom,
A-badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger
AHHHH, it's a snake, it's a snake, it's a snake
*repeats*


I know how do do that in sign language! :smallbiggrin:

It's...not exactly hard.