Forks And Ketchup

[Nameless]

Here is my boke...

A boy stabbed another student in the eye with a fork. A teacher saw what had happened, luckily, it was only ketchup that was coming out of his eye and not blood. He was put in detention an. When he came out he continued to poke people in the eye, one day he stabbed a person in the eye a little too hard. Unfortunately for this young chap, the red water that was coming out of his eye was not ketchup, oh no, IT WAS BLOOD!
He went to a trial, found guilty and hanged.

THE END.

[JasonDoomsblade]

That is.....that is just awful.

[Nameless]

How dare you!

We can no longer be freinds.

[Vaynor]

What's a boke?

[Nameless]

What's a boke?

It's what I call a book :smalltongue:

I was in detention and I had to write a story about a fictienal charictor getting a detention and why, so this is my story. :smallbiggrin:

[Bayar]

Nameless, are you from USA? were you born in the USA ?


Also, that was funny as hell. Eyeballs for dinner everyone !

[Eita]

That was just plain awful Nameless...

[Lyinginbedmon]

Nameless, are you from USA? were you born in the USA ?

Last I checked, he's British.

@V Yes, yes it does :smallamused:

[Nameless]

Actually I just live in england... and look english... and have what some people at my school call a posh accent... and my dads side is british... but that doesn't neccesserly make me british... or does it...? :smalleek: