Spaghetti dragon, and soon to be other food monsters

spaghetti dragon

{TABLE]Size/Type:|Large Dragon
Hit Dice:|7d12+7 (52 hp)
Initiative:|0
Speed:|30 ft (6 squares), fly 30ft(Good), swim 20ft
Armor Class:|18 (-1 size,+0 dex, +9 natural), touch 9, flat-footed 18
Base Attack/Grapple:|+7/+12
Attack:|tentacle +8 melee (1d8+1)
Full Attack:|3 tentacles +8 melee (1d8+1)
Space/Reach:|10ft/5ft
Special Attacks:|pelt, spaghetti breath,
Special Qualities:|lowlight vision,
Saves:|Fort +6, Ref +7, Will +4
Abilities:| Str 12, Dex 10, Con 12, Int 5, Wis 9, Cha 8
Skills:|Climb +11, Hide +6, Move Silently +10
Feats:|Lightning reflexes,ability focus (pelt), weapon focus (tentacle)
Environment:|dinner tables
Organization:|singular
Challenge Rating:|4
Treasure:|standard+spaghetti
Alignment:|neutral
Advancement:|8-14 HD large
Level Adjustment:|--
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A spaghetti dragon is a mass of spaghetti with a vaguely dragonlike vestigial
pelt
Once every 2 rounds, a spaghetti dragon can shoot a 30ft. cone of meatballs, doing (Dragon's HD) in d4s of bludgeoning, and half that much in heat damage.
spaghetti breath
Once per round, a spaghetti dragon can fire a 60ft. line of boiling hot spaghetti out of it's mass doing 7hd d8s in fire damage, and half as much bludgeoning daamage

Skills
A spaghetti dragon can take 10 on swim checks even when rushed or threatened.

mashed potatooze

{TABLE]Size/Type:|Small Ooze
Hit Dice:|1d10+4 (9 hp)
Initiative:|8
Speed:|60 ft (12 squares)
Armor Class:|15 (+1 size,+4 dex, +0 ), touch 15, flat-footed 11
Base Attack/Grapple:|+0/-3
Attack:|slam +2 melee (1d4+1 plus 1d6 heat)
Full Attack:|slam +2 melee (1d4+1 plus 1d6 heat)
Space/Reach:|5ft/5ft
Special Attacks:|
Special Qualities:|DR 5/bludgeoning, Double damage from cold
Saves:|Fort +4, Ref +4, Will -5
Abilities:| Str 12, Dex 18, Con 18, Int -, Wis 1, Cha 1
Skills:|Appraise +0, Hide +8
Feats:|improved initiative
Environment:|dinner
Organization:|single
Challenge Rating:|1
Treasure:|none
Alignment:|neutral
Advancement:|2-4 HD small, 5-6 HD medium
Level Adjustment:|--
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The mashed potatooze is a sentient blob of potato-y death, hot and powerful, its nemesis is spoons and cold, like refrigerators. other than that it is pretty easy to kill.

Ha

I haven't looked at the mechanises because i was too busy laughing :smallbiggrin: .

Very good idea. Are you taking requests ?

May I suggest the Green Giant and the dreaded Bread Pudding?

Maybe a fruitcake golem would work.

Reminds me of a Pudding Elemental Plane that I saw on this board many years ago.

Liquid chocolate ooze.

yes, i am taking requests, you guys are too awesome!

Spoiler: This picture should explain

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Cocobutter Beholder.

Ooh, ooh! Chocolate cockatrice! :smallbiggrin:

Beholder orange.
Calamari (bunrnig undead squid).
man eating Christmas pudding.
Meat man (Bucher made of meat)
Spice man (Attacks with different spices).
Sentient fruit trees.
Grit boomer (throws explosive fruit).
ice cream golem.
Chocolate knights.

Not to be a killjoy, but DR/cold doesn't really make sense, since energy damage isn't subject to DR anyway. How about you just make it DR 5/Bludgeoning and give it vulnerability to cold?

My suggestion? Spice Elementals.

the green giant!

{TABLE]Size/Type:|Huge Giant
Hit Dice:|18d8+126 (207 hp)
Initiative:|4
Speed:|30 ft (6 squares)
Armor Class:|29 (-2 size,+0 dex, +21 natural), touch 8, flat-footed 29
Base Attack/Grapple:|+13/+32
Attack:|slam +22 melee (1d8+11)
Full Attack:|2 slams +22 melee (1d8+11) and carrot spear +6 ranged (1d12+0)
Space/Reach:|15ft,10ft
Special Attacks:|Eat your vegetables, Summon ranch ooze, pickle juice
Special Qualities:|DR 15/magic
Saves:|Fort +20, Ref +8, Will +6
Abilities:| Str 32, Dex 10, Con 25, Int 14, Wis 10, Cha 8
Skills:|Intimidate +30, Jump +35, Knowledge (Botany) +23, Spot +21, Tumble +2
Feats:|Improved initiative, great fortitude, lightning reflexes, skill focus (jump), power attack, cleave, great cleave
Environment:|in the hidden valley of ranch
Organization:|unique
Challenge Rating:|20
Treasure:|double standard
Alignment:|chaotic evil
Advancement:|
Level Adjustment:|-
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The last of his kind, the mighty green giant is the scourge of all children everywhere, his voice echoing through his fields of hellish broccoli
Eat your vegetables
once per half hour, the green giant can create an effect equal to a shout spell (CL 20) that also effectively casts symbol of fear on all humanoids of 18 or less (elves are immune to this, we don't when the hell they are children, and whether or not they are still babies at 18)

Summon ranch ooze
Once every 5 minutes, the green giant can summon 1d3+3 ranch oozes, which have the same stats as mashed potatoozes but with vulnerability to cold instead of fire

pickle juice
As a standard action once per round, the green giant can shoot a 80ft. cone of acid that smells like pickles that does 20d8 damage, a successful reflex save (DC 26) halves the damage, but makes you still smell like pickles


Skills
A the green giant! has a +10 racial bonus on Intimidate checks.

Bacon megaraptor.