"So he is a guinea pig."
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"So he is a guinea pig."
If he behaves...
"Will I ever be able to set him on fire?"
Not Reinholdt, there's been a xhange of plans.
"Not even a little bit?"
Of course Reinholdt will behave. Acting in a manner that is expected of him is a trait that Reinholdt has.
Not even a little bit. Sorry. Things have changed a little bit, no burning
REinholdt. Find someone else to burn....Why did I ever hire a pyromaniac.
Ah...I see. Will have to look into the difference.
Well, working for Mr. Louv're was a bit of a mistake...I regret nothing else, save the whole....nevermind.
.sehctam esu scainamoryP
.cigam esu srecnamoryP
.gnihtyreve gninrub ekil htoB
Well, what would I regret? I can't change what has happened, so why regret it?
Tsk, tsk. Did I not suggest taking a sick day before that debacle?
~ Cyrus
...Yes...you did. I should have listened. I didn't. Nothing I can do about it now. I miscalculated a possibility of system failure...
Feel the burn!
Where is thalia?
She works at Remnant!
thank you.
Wanted
Information regarding an unknown individual that recently broke into the Inside Temple of Dalachrech, where this individual stole various items, including a hand-written holy book from the Main Altar Room.
Most importantly, we want the following returned: A sickle, black iron blade and yew-wood haft, enchanted. Also a magic ring, made of unicorn ivory and set with an amethyst and a glass orb capable of changing its size and possessing other properties. These items were stolen from the corpse of Reverend Narahar the Twice Martyred, who valiantly gave his life for a second time defending the city of Thessaloniki.
We are offering a reward of 10,000 gold pieces for the information leading to the recovery of the equipment. For the return of the equipment we are offering either the money or, if we suspect you to be the thief, a free Remove Curse spell.
The thief was able to penetrate several layers of defensive wards and incapacitate several guards. In addition, he now possesses a dangerous magical weapon. Do not approach unless you are experienced in fighting and have some way of preventing him from teleporting.
He is a young male, apparently human despite being approximately 8ft/2.4m tall. He has black hair and large, red eyes, a large nose, small mouth and ears. He was seen wearing a black longcoat with a pin shaped like a winged dragon on one side and a silver sword on the other and black breeches. He has a sword marked with a heron, however we believe this to be a weapon of last resort as we have evidence to suggest that he is primarily a magic-user.
We have since upgraded and improved the security at our Inside location, and have passed information on to several other locations used by various branches of our faith.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer church.
Mostly because people wouldn't normally find dangerous enchanted weapons to steal in a nice church.
Either way, even though your god condones and accepts slavery, sapient sacrifice, rape, and backwards ecological philosophies, that you draw the line at theft (of your things) sure does say a lot about the character of your religion.
XoXo Blondie
It's a bit odd, isn't it? People never recognize a lot about these things. For example, I am the one who actually banned slavery, but you don't see me getting credit for it.
I thought that was Sean Connery when he signed the 'Free all the chaps and chappettes and give them swaggeriffic agent gadgets' Bill back in 1007?
Tell a thousand truths, and never be called truthful;
tell one lie, and you're a liar.
Dalchrech! Dalalachrec? 'Oweva ye speell yer nome, I aprecciate yer sitation, an' woul' no' mind 'elpping, fer a...a prise! Eh? I'll trak down th' thiwf, or me names no' Clegg Thenardier!
Go home, Thenardier, you're drunk.
Wot, I'm no' drunc! Be smart...smarrt. Smartt? I'm.no' drunky enuff ye'....Oo ah you? Eh? An' ow do you know my name?! Wot are ye? Stalcer! Ach! Stalcer! Police!
Huh? The rapping? Wots wrong with rapping? I go' some slikk rymes t' go along! Like...uh...like...giv me five minuts. Slavery? Tha's illegal, righ'? I...uh...isn't i'? Depends on 'ow ye dephine slavery don't it. Righ'? Sacrifise? Wot's wrongg with that? Wot ackent?
Please stop writing out your incomprehensible accent. Like right now.
Wot ackent?! Eh?! You wanna figh'! I'll...Shoot ye! I gots no ackent! An' anyon 'o' ye "upper class" dingbats oo disagrees wit me, can go drown in a barrel 'o' booze! No' that I'd mind 'o' curse! Haha! Corse...Curse?
There is only one thing that can be done.
(a small pool of magma sits on the ground beneath this comment)
B'sides, oo cares about slavers an' things. It's a job...one more job, I got teh eat...mos'ly drink...But I gots t' eat! So, Dalchrechi peeple, wot exactly is the reword?
I would like to reiterate that what happens in the Temples of other branches of the faith is not our concern and is, instead, the concern only of the clerics stationed there and Dalachrech Himself.
The giving of weaponry to a Novice as they reach the true ranks of the Clergy is an ancient practice of Dalachrechianism, and represents their willingness and ability to defend the church against its foes.
Also, Mr. Thenardier, please visit the Inside Temple for further details. Ask for High Priest Terrowin.
Cap'n Thenardier. Captain Clegg Thenardier. I'd apprechiate ye using me tittle. Title. Thing. Fine, thon, I'll see ye thar.
People are complaining to me as though I have some control over it. It's like complaining about Riverside to Remnant- they have no control over what happens within the other city.
I jus' kill things.
To my knowledge, the only person you ever killed was someone you were trying to knock out with tranquilizers. So you kind of screwed the pooch on that one. And then when you stabbed a little girl in the chest, she didn't even die. I deeply question your competence. It says a lot that the bug worshippers can only get someone of your quality to work for them.
See you soon.
No ye won't. I still have a bit 'oi' her blood...an' the knife...Hehe...
Oh hoh hoh! Topby's getting 'is little minion t' type up a ransom? Bahahaha! Tha's swee'...
If you could write up in common we might understand you.
Wen yer in a deserrt fer fifteen yeers, ye ferget spelling. Ye try it.
You seem to have a high opinion of yourself. Allow ME to reiterate...
Like every over-inflated ego, you seem to think it's all about YOU. I'm not complaining to your dumb ass. I'm informing the people of just what your cult gets up to.
That your god condones such things should be a problem by itself. You openly worship a roach that is okay with all of that. Members of your church who do not condone such things should take a good hard look at just what they are worshiping.
XoXo Blondie
h, jus' shu' it Blondie. No one lices ye.
Congrats Blondie, nobody hates you enough to give you lice.
"As said Cegg. Hire someone who translates you language and we may be able to understand you."
Oh please, ye speeled me name wrong genius. It's "Clegg". Ye only need t' undastand the language of gunpowder t' understand me.
Really? :smallconfused: Well if some drunk idiot says so it must be true. Tell us more wise one!
XoXo Blondie
Name a god who doesn't, man*. Seriously, check out the dogma of pretty much any faith, especially the older stuff. The entirety of the Hellenistic era gods are all a bunch of creepy dirtbags, some kid named Ham had his descendants cursed with slavery for spotting his drunk dad's junk, and more.
*Excluding me, of course. And Magbots don't count as slaves.
Preach it, Magtok! Down with the gods!
I'm conphused.
That must be a pretty familiar feeling to you.
Moreso lately.
LOL. Burn fail.
Okay, looked up Hellenistic, and yes, they were mostly jerks.
Doesn't make my argument less valid. Gods didn't exist in my ancient Greece. That was explanation for phenomena they didn't understand ("Zeus" making thunder), fear of the unknown, (the afterlife) and unfortunately justification of their own lifestyles and forcing them on other people. (slavery)
That was people, it wasn't a giant bug in the sky that gave Greeks flipping magical powers.
XoXo Blondie