*Insert evil cackle here*.
If any of this attacks miss, all the following ones don't count. They aim against your touch AC.
*Phew...good thing I regen 1d6 every time I hit with weapon 1. Else, I'd be really screwed.*
Attack roll for weapon 1: [roll1]
Attack roll for weapon 2: [roll2]
Confirmation roll for weapon 1: [roll3]
Confirmation roll for weapon 2: [roll4]
Damage for weapon 1: [roll]1d8+2d6+18[/roll]
Damage for weapon 2: [roll5]
Attack roll for weapon 1: [roll6]
Attack roll for weapon 2: [roll7]
Confirmation roll for weapon 1: [roll8]
Confirmation roll for weapon 2: [roll9]
Damage for weapon 1: [roll]1d8+2d6+18[/roll]
Damage for weapon 2: [roll10]
Attack roll for weapon 1: [roll11]
Attack roll for weapon 2: [roll12]
Confirmation roll for weapon 1: [roll13]
Confirmation roll for weapon 2: [roll14]
Damage for weapon 1: [roll]1d8+2d6+18[/roll]
Damage for weapon 2: [roll15]
Attack roll for weapon 1: [roll16]
Attack roll for weapon 2: [roll17]
Confirmation roll for weapon 1: [roll18]
Confirmation roll for weapon 2: [roll19]
Damage for weapon 1: [roll]1d8+2d6+18[/roll]
Damage for weapon 2: [roll20]
Attack roll for weapon 1: [roll21]
Attack roll for weapon 2: [roll22]
Confirmation roll for weapon 1: [roll23]
Confirmation roll for weapon 2: [roll24]
Damage for weapon 1: [roll]1d8+2d6+18[/roll]
Damage for weapon 2: [roll25]
Attack roll for weapon 1: [roll26]
Attack roll for weapon 2: [roll27]
Confirmation roll for weapon 1: [roll28]
Confirmation roll for weapon 2: [roll29]
Damage for weapon 1: [roll]1d8+2d6+18[/roll]
Damage for weapon 2: [roll30]
Attack roll for weapon 1: [roll31]
Attack roll for weapon 2: [roll32]
Confirmation roll for weapon 1: [roll33]
Confirmation roll for weapon 2: [roll34]
Damage for weapon 1: [roll]1d8+2d6+18[/roll]
Damage for weapon 2: [roll35]
Edit: Blast, why doesn't it take the weapon 1 rolls?
Anyway, here's the rolls for it.