Legion frowns. "Awwwww."
And upon seeing Cyan, she giggles. Shortly before taking the bending potion out've her pocket and dumping it on Rot. Hopefully while he's 'distracted'.
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Legion frowns. "Awwwww."
And upon seeing Cyan, she giggles. Shortly before taking the bending potion out've her pocket and dumping it on Rot. Hopefully while he's 'distracted'.
[Main Room - Genderbent Parties Are All The Rage]
Legion entered the room! Hah hah! Now things can start going horribly wrong!
Seeing as how The Hatteress hasn't yet found that special someone to spend the next three hours infatuated with, the time is now right for one lucky man or woman to find himself or herself selected for thistorturous, repulsiveposition!
Who will be chosen?
Let's find out!
Magtok is obviously trying to draw attention to himself. The Hatteress isn't into that sort of person. Egocentric people always seem to tick her off to no end!
Rocid was the second to speak. He's funny, but he is also in the form of a little girl. The Hatteress wouldn't dig it. Not one single bit.
Vampire Rot is all icky and undead. And he's already been claimed by Cyan... (Accursed NPCs.)
And then, the most flawless woman in all of AMEN (in The Hatteress's eyes) falls into her dreamy line of sight.
You know her, she (The Hatteress) loves her...
Drumroll please!
...
That crazy, object-seeking gem of a gal, Legion, wins this bid for this ravishing young (mad)woman's heart!
That said, Legion might soon find a fetching young female approaching her, a devious, disturbing, and devilish gleam in her eyes, hips swaying seductively, an irresistible, "minute" bounce to her every step.
"Hello there, gorgeous! Where have you been all my life?"
The Hatteress calls out to Legion in a singsong voice that conjures up images of the siren's song even in my own mind.
"Let's pretend like we're an ionic compound for a moment. I'm Lithium and you're Fluorine. That means that I find you veeeery attractive."
OH GODS NO!!! :smalleek:
Rot growls, and goes to try to grab female!Cyan by the throat with his claws. So he can try to literally throw the henchwoman at Legion, with one hand. He's not amused. At all.
"How very humorous." :smallannoyed:
No genderbending this vampire! :x
Pink, from the relative safety of the security room, watches the camera footage of the Main Room with amusement.
"This is why I don't do parties." :smalltongue:
Party
"It's not Robotnik, it's-"
Magtok stops himself. He's going to let it slide, but just this once. If Rocid had said 'Eggman' instead though, he'd certainly be getting no mercy from the cyborg right now. That three-dimensional from those latter games makes him want to break someone's face.
"Nah, I'll pass. I think Gords would have a fit if I-"
He peers down at the marker, and then steps forward toward Rocid anyways. To hell with the consequences, Magtok has art to draw!
"Leave me some room on his forehead, kid. I think I'm going to draw an overly elaborate sketch of his face with a picture of his face on its forehead, that also has a picture of Gordon's face on its forehead. And maybe the word LOSER trailing down his left cheek."
Legion doesn't catch on to the Hatter's advances until the second line, at which point she's being struck by a flying henchwoman. Potion still in-hand.
"Oof." She blurts, before shoving Cyan away. "C'mon Rot, have a little fun!" Then a glance at the Hatteress. "As for you... wait, does the love potion work on their current gender?" Crap. Hatter(ess) is still attracted to girls. The Lady's eyes widen.
Karyana snarls when she changes, and quickly puts herself back to being female.
She then looks up and sees... One of the people here that isn't Rocid.
So, who is there that she might see?
[Main Room - Why Have the Gods Forsaken Us?]
Karyana might catch sight of The Hatteress who is right over there making advances on poor, poor Legion.
Heck yeah The Hatteress is attracted to girls! The love potion only specified that the first person the victim/subject lays eyes upon shall be their heart's one burning desire for the next three hours. It didn't say that the person had to be of the opposite gender. :smalltongue:
The Hatteress shoots a piercing death glare at Rot for the duration of an entire second.
"Do that again and I'll stake you!"
She declares before she attempts to tackle Legion to the ground, without the delay of even an instant, and attempting to passionately smooch her right on the lips!
"You *Attempted Kiss* are *Attempted Nibble* the best *Attempted, Drawn-Out Kiss* thing that's ever-"
The Hatteress never finishes that sentence. She is far too occupied with other agendas for that sort of loving nonsense at this time. Please try again later.
I really wonder what Jasper has to say about all of this. I truly do.
And let's just hope that this love potion isn't communicable via saliva. That'd be just terrible if Legion loosened up and caught the fever all of a sudden. :smalltongue:
...
Rot blinks. Then leans back in his chair, watching The Hattress' advances with a disgusted form of interest. It's horrendous what's happening, and yet...
"You're right Legion. I probably should enjoy this little show." :smallamused:
Cyan gets an axe chucked at her if she tries to get up again. :smalltongue:
[Main Room - Unless you follow Civiron or Carrie, I'm not the cleric to ask]
She might. Though, for even weirder things, she might see them both at the same time.
It depends on how the potion works.
"Whoah, wait, hold on a second--" Legion says to all present. It's mostly directed at the woman who just tackled her, though. The Hatteress manages to get her kiss, but Legion starts shoving her off. Her face is red as a beet. "Get off me!"
As for the potion's transferral, you'd have to ask TE. For this post, anyway, you can assume it doesn't work.
[Main Room -- Nexus Internet Here We Come!]
The Hatteress is shoved off of Legion. If this were actually The Hatter being affected by a normal love potion, he probably would have just gazed dreamily at Legion. Unfortunately, this is The Hatteress who has recently been pumped full of love potion multiplied by ten juice! Ten!
That rebuke isn't going to discourage The Hatteress! Nope! Mere words have not a snowball's chance in Mount Doom of doing that!
The Hatteress sits next to Legion for a moment in a dazed state.
"You're the best kisser ever and you smell like cinnamon!"
"I..."
"I think I might love you."
...
That's sweet! ... No! Bad Hatteress! Don't attempt to run your hands through Legion's perfect hair! :smallmad: It's...just...so......perfect.
[Main Room]
Zefir has just going to limbo while all this happens. he has wondered why the henchman stoped encourage him, but now he sees it they gender bend and fall over each other. Zefir still looks around to notice that even the other AMEN member have changed, again he was lucky beeing down for the limbo.
Since he hasn't eat or drink anything here he didn't change.
Currently Scribbling on the back of Gordon's Neck
Rocid moves over a bit to let Magtok have access to Gordon's forehead. At this point both of Gordon's cheeks are absolutely covered by an elaborate drawing of a field of flowers, all varying shades of red. Rocid has also abandoned his sharpie for a paint set with tiny brushes, and he's practising his caligraphy on a ring around Gordon's neck. Anyone familiar with runic magic might notice several symbols of insanity interspersed in the tightly packed sprawl, but since Rocid isn't a mage, they aren't actually functional.
Rocid pats Gordon's forehead gently, "I saved you the whole thing! So what Is your name?" oh my, could it be Rocid has never heard of the splendiferous Magtok? Nah, he's just playing dumb.
It does make sense. And it is difficult, though not impossible, to find her again. Picture a 'Where's Waldo', where Waldo is wearing bland clothes and no glasses.
But she's probably out the door before he finds her again. She's definitely out the door and off doing things in a different thread before ShenanigansTM start.
(Xifra never did eat anything. With all the protective runes tattooed onto her body, I doubt it would have affected her anyway. And with her spending most of the party watching Jack, who she was already in love with, it would have been rather boring even if it had.)
Security Room
Jasper hovers into the security room and turns corporeal again, grinning as he walks over to the main console and starts hooking up his iScroll to the download port. "So, whaddaya think bout the chaos goin on downstairs? Pretty damn funny if you ask me." He comments to Pink, grinning. Then he actually takes a look at what's going on onscreen, and the grin vanishes faster than a Higgs Boson particle.
"....
Oh, godsdammit.":smallmad:
No-one makes out with Jasper's girlfriend. Ever. Even if it's totally his fault for leaving her alone with the love-crazed maniacs.
Meanwhile.....
Main Room
The Cat Burglar pokes his head through the door to find out what all the racket is...
And promptly catches sight of the henchwoman smooch fest going on on top of the poker table.:smalleek:
"Er... Um... What.... Oh dear...." http://i636.photobucket.com/albums/u.../Eyetwitch.png
Main Room
Legion's mouth hangs agape a second before she starts to gain her feet. "Um, yeah, look, I really gotta..." Awkwardness overload! Abort! She makes a run for it.
Will/Daetrin, in that case, records it as "Unknown human (?) - 'take no notice' aura; not invisible, but hard to find. Not active at all times (Turns on/off at will?). Apparently attracted to an unknown non-human entity, who appears not to reciprocate. Possibly a fragment of a human, based on overheard conversation. Actively investigating is likely to be highly dangerous, given his observed capabilities."
After which, he turns into a female version of himself, and probably looks at someone.
Karyana, meanwhile, sees both the Hatteress and the Cat Burglar, at the same time. Which, depending on how it works, might mean the love potion takes effect on her for both of them, or it might not.
[Main Room]
"Hah!"
Rot laughs. Evilly.
[Security Room]
"It is pretty funny."
Pink hides her smirk when Jasper realizes the flaw in his plan.
A mouth moves off the wall, and starts eating the left over ice cream.
...
...
...
What D has no gender and doesn't follow the laws of physics, has no organs, so why would even the semi-magical laws of chemistry affect it.
Why would the semi-magical yumminess of ice cream affect it? :smalltongue:
Because it wants it that way. When you are older than 500 generations of universes and still alive, do mostly what you want, you will.
(I didn't see that. Well, now for the IC part.)
Meanwhile, inside Gordon's pocket, his little catwalk decides to have some fun. It tries to put a mind link with Magtok, Rocid, and some of the love-potioned henchmen. But with the fact that two of the people are in hive-minds, it might not cause them to go love-crazied as well.
((C'nor is right, they're all duds. Although the ink he's using to paint it is magical, so anyone scanning him should think they're the real thing. Rocid just learned what they looked like from Waldorf, so he's practically joking. :smallbiggrin:))
Oh no...
Unless someone stops him, Rocid may run out of room on Gordon's neck and begin to... *ulp* move downward...
Methinks Gordon may wish to wake up soon, lest he wind up looking like one of those full body tattoo enthusiasts.
Anyone brave enough to read the words on Gordon's neck may notice that they form a series of lovely and elegant Haikus that, if you read every second word, are also a collection of filthy limericks. Interspersed are the afformentioned eldritch runes.
Edit: ((Sorry, we posted at the same time and I missed your Ic actions.))
The mindlink is successful, for a second anyway. Then Rocid shunts it off to Arkinos, who immediately falls in love with the canteloupe he'd been eating.
Karyana frowned for a moment, wondering which to go after first, but quickly realized that the one who was deadtimed wouldn't be doing anything, and charged at the Cat Burglar, attempting to hug-leap onto him.
Party
I'm pretty sure that his clothes will stop that and if not that, then the body armor should do the trick. Gordon will be spending quite a while in the tub after this party.
The mindlink succeeds on Magtok, and in what is probably a fairly predictable turn of events, the first thing he sees is Gordon. I mean he was drawing on the guy's face, so-
:smalleek:
...Well, luckily Gordon's unconscious, and Magtok's newly formed crush comes with just enough respect for AMEN's leader to not make a move on the guy in his sleep. Besides, that would be hella creepy. :smallyuk:
"Alright kid, that's enough. Gordon's a strong and charismatic and incredibly sexy leader, he doesn't deserve this kind of ridicule. Let's put the markers down before he-"
Oh gods, no no no no no. Magtok, shut up. I don't care how powerful that magic is, I just can't stomach the idea of you praising Gordon for anything. Please...just die or hit your head on a rock or something. Eww.
Party
It was implied that Rocid was about to strip Gordon to the waist, but even if that proved impossible, he won't find out as he stops just as soon as Magtok tells him to.
His hands are on the AMEN leader's collar, but he shrugs with a mischievious grin, "Fine then, I guess you'll never get to see what the big cheese here looks like shirtless..."
Oops, I guess he caught that little aside Magtok made.
[Main Room - Party of WRONG!]
Legion might sprint away, but The Hatteress is quite the spirited girl. She' like a dynamo. She just keeps going despite any object that has the misfortune of getting in her way. She CRUSHES these objects with RAW FURY!!! GRAH!
*Ahem.*
Legion does have a good head start. The Hatteress probably won't be able to gain much distance on her, if any.
Legion might deduce that this is a purposeful action. The Hatteress is shamelessly ogling Legion from behind! :smalltongue:
Security Room
Instead of responding to Pink's taunts, Jasper quickly types a command into the control console, causing the all the screens in the room to switch to a zoomed in view of Magtok, just as the cyborg declares how sexy he finds Gordon. "Nice. Seeing as I already owe whats-his-name a little payback, that's definitely going on NexNet." Jasper chuckles, before whipping a small perfume bottle out of his pocket, spinning around and-
Vanishing.
A second later, he tries to throw the contents of the bottle, the same love potion that was in the food, right at Pink's face. And considering that the entire room is full of screens showing Maggie, it's pretty obvious who she'll fall for if the potion works.
Main Room
"Eep.":smalleek:
When the Cat Burglar sees the incoming love crazed vamp, he turns, tries to run, and is promptly hug-tackled to the ground.
"Oh gods don't kill me don't kill me!!"
[Main Room]
"What? Why would I try to kill you? I love you."
She looks quite confused.
Party
Magtok glares at Rocid, and tries to bring himself to say something unpleasant to counter that remark, but can't come up with a thing. Also, shirtless Gordon. How's he supposed to turn that down?
"...Fine. You win this time, newbie."
Party
Rocid gives him a look that can best be summed up as "What, seriously?" before giving Magtok a helpless shrug. Then he'll shove the paint set under an armpit where it vanishes from sight. Next he's going to switch disguises back to his tried and true brooklyn ganger look, "Fair enough person I stil don't know the name of. Help me with this bit.
Rocid will attempt to peel off Gordon's shirt, and if that works will try to find some way of removing the body armor. If it's beyond his abilities then hopefully Magtok has some sciencey de-clother handy.
[Security Room]
Pink closes her eyes right before she is hit with perfume! She goes rigid, then slowly opens her eyes as the potion takes effect. Then sighs dreamily and rests her head on a hand.
"Oh... Jasper..." :smallredface:
Wait what? :smalleek:
Perhaps he shouldn't have made it run on Rule of Funny. Because, as I'm sure we can all agree, this is funnier than falling in love with Magtok. :smalltongue:
[Main Room]
Rot glances at Magtok. What did he ju- the vampire bursts out laughing. That's hysterical. And karma-riffic, given what Magtok's been saying about him and Gordon. :smalltongue:
[Main Room]
Moff 8 walks into the main room and looks around. :smalleek:
"Weren't most of you dudes before?" A beat. "This is horrible. D= I will have no part of this." He turns to leave. Hopefully no currently female person looks at him. :smalleek:
Security Room
Jasper makes an :eek: face.
And then he thinks about it for a moment and goes like :biggrin:
Then he remembers that his girlfriend can and probably will kill him if he cheats on her and is all http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...cons/g4368.png
Then he quickly turns incorporeal and drops through the floor into the room below, hopefully avoiding any only-partially-welcome advances from Pink. Unless she already attacked him while he was making silly faces, which is certainy a possibility. :smalltongue:
Main Room
"Uh, er, ah, what!?!" Oh dear. It seems Karyana has only confused the Cat Burglar more with her declaration of love, and the poor fellow is currently trying to pull free of her clutches before she drags him away to sacrifice to whatever dark gods she worships.
[Main Room]
Since she's got magically enhanced vampiric strength, she's probably able to hold him.
"I just told you. I love you."
Also, her features are recognizable as the person who gave him the Dracokittens, though her hair has been dyed neon black.
Party
"Er.....
...
Why?... And, um, could you stop crushing me please?"
None of this seems to be calming the Cat Burglar down in the least. In fact, he's getting increasingly more panicked. Horrible death rushing towards him he can deal with, by screaming and running in the opposite direction. A girl declaring she likes, much less loves him? He's pretty much clueless in that regard.:smalltongue:
[Security Room]
Jasper just barely manages to avoid the henchwoman flinging herself at him. She misses the kiss and goes through his incorporeal form. Pink frowns at the floor and calls out sadly.
"Come on Jasper, come back up. I love you, and I'm sure you do too. It's not like anyone has to know, there aren't even any security cameras in the camera room!" :smallfrown:
She is going to have to erase all these memories once the potion wears off. :smallyuk:
[Party]
She doesn't know, but, right now, she doesn't really care.
"Because I do."
Instead of crushing him, she tries to stand up and keep him trapped in a hug.
Main Room
Legion runs around the main table, features panic-stricken. She doesn't wanna beat up the Hatteress, and she doesn't want to get smooched anymore.
The Lady chances a look over her shoulder. Great. Now Hatter's staring at her ass.
"Will you knock it off?!"
Hey Moff, where are you going, surely you aren't leaving without eating something.http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u...ed/ev-evil.gif
Tentacles pass over from the party table, some chips, some ice cream, and some cake, oh wait, D just ate the cake, so it's some steaks instead.
((I thought he ate the ice cream?))
With the help of Magtok and Rocid, they get the clothes and upper body armor off. Well, with his work, Gordon has a nice muscular body.
[Main Room]
"Gah, not a chance." Moff swats away the first food item that gets near him. "I don't know what kind of lesbian sexy party you're having here, but it's disgusting. Have you no shame?" Moff 8 takes a couple more steps toward the nearest exit.
I think that part of my mind, got eaten. Still I have a way around.:biggrin:
Hey look it's Felt Moff, the Moff that was given to D and forcefully turned into a felt puppet the hard way. Wrong, so wrong, everything
I know voodoo, and I got better the normal doll.
Felt Moff is feed some of the food. You can guess what will happen to Moff 8.
"I don't think that's how voodoo wor-" Moff cuts off as he finds himself suddenly turned into a woman. He looks down at himself. "I... have boobs. Nooooooooooo!" He drops to his knees. This is the very picture of a brokenmanwoman.
Zefir makes his look around.
"This is really some kind of nightmare. i wonder who.."
He stops when he notice that Legion is still female.
"..well I think it's obviously."
Zefir heads to his room luckyly the henchwoman have fallen in love with others since he was out of sight when the potions took place.
Karyana is still female too, actually.
Thats... in no way usable. zefir isn't under the influence of the ption and my writing should tell that he was lucky to avoid henchwoman falling in love with him.
I meant for purposes of determining who did it; her appearance is unchanged from the last time Zefir saw her.
In fact that is true and at the moment this comes into his mind as well.
"Not so easy." he mombels as he notice it, but his thoughts go off as he saw her running after the cat buargler.
Main Room
"Please please let me go look we should really probably talk about this instead of doing anything rash!!" The Cat Burglar protests, still struggling in a futile attempt to escape.
Meanwhile...
Party
Jasper falls through the ceiling and lands on the now empty table, surveying the chaos going on all around with satisfaction and mischeivous glee. He's less happy about the Hatteress chasing Legion around the table. That he's putting a stop to right now.
"Alright, cut it out. She ain't interested, lady." Jasper says, stepping between the Hatteress and her quarry.
[Main Room]
She looks confused.
"But you tried to run away last time! And I'm not stopping you from talking."
[Party]
What's this? Jasper might suddenly have a female Moff jump on his back from behind. It seems he's forgotten his plight to turn his attention on the first male he's seen in the room.
"Have I ever told you you're stone cold sexy when you talk in a stern voice?" Oh dear.
(Please note, I haven't forgotten about Jasper, I'm just waiting for Murkus and the Alexandrian to post)
Main Room
"But, I, ah, um...
Yep. Karyana has pretty much got Cat Burglar there. He was totally planning to run for it at the first opportunity. And of course, she's also got him in a much more immediate way, that is, a bear hug.
"Er.... Maybe we could talk elsewhere like maybe uh Trog's? It'ssupposedtobereallyromanticandstuff!":smalleek:
He really is freaking out quite badly. He's not even speaking comprehensibly anymore, in favor of talking as fast as possible and hoping the crazy vamp will let him go.
Rocid will doodle a quick smiley face on his left pectoral and then leave him to Magtok's tender mercies.
He's going out the door at this point, since his luck has held out and he hasn't picked up any groupies he's going to cut his losses and leave as fast as possible.
Magtok bites his lip, looks around nervously, and notices quite a few of the usual cameras in the AMEN base. Well fudge, that's going to make it terribly difficult to not look like he's ogling Gordon. Maybe if he just-
A camera flash goes off, emitted from Maggy's left eye, and he jumps in surprise. Dammit, the flash was supposed to be turned off! Now everyone will know he took that picture, and, and...aaaagh! He turns tail and runs like a frightened deer! :smalleek:
[Outside]
Rocid may or may not notice Cyra leaning up against Jasper's Van.
"Hey. I'd blame you for this, but you're not nearly smart enough."
It may be distinctly noticeable that, despite being genderbent and thus having obviously eaten the food, Cyra is acting more or less normally.