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Re: Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105
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Originally Posted by
Castaras
Gods those horrible Bratz. >.< *curls up* Keep them away from me! AWAY, FOUL DEMONS! GET BACK TO THE PLASTIC WELLS, WHENCE YOU CAME!!
They have no nose. As if to say, "Yes, small, impressionable girls: Any nose, no matter how small, is too big." And they have no toes. I don't know what that means. My friend rants about the skinny little things, with big heads and crooked eyes, says they're conditioning us to find grey aliens attractive, for when they come and take over.
On porn names: from childhood, mine would be Candyass Pluto. With current info it would be Sebastian Manly. So yeah...
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Re: Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105
I think the no toes thing is because Bratz dolls are actually the spawn of the witches from Roald Dahl's "The Witches". (For those of you who don't know that book, it involves witches who want to kill all the children in the world. These witches have no hair or toes, and their spit is bright blue.)
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Bratz irk me... not so much for their existence, but more because there is enough interest in them that leads to their continued existence.
How could someone possibly have that much interest in stick figures! :smallsigh:
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ZombieRockStar
Mozart Bowie. :smallconfused:
I've heard other kinds. One, I think, was just: your first name, then the name of the street that you live on. In which case, David Bowie. :smallcool:
That name alone is porn, yes. I envy you in your possible porn name.
Mine I think are all boring...
Smokey Red Arrow
Mittens M-51
Kiki Townhall
Tiny Whitney
Boots Chestnut
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Re: Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105
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Originally Posted by
SweetRein
How could someone possibly have that much interest in stick figures! :smallsigh:
I think you're asking this on the wrong forum :smallwink:
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My thoughts exactly. *may be harbouring a secret nerd-crush on Haley*
I feel really, really dirty saying that. I've managed to keep myself from seeing if there's any OOTS stuff on adult fanfiction sites, fortunately. :smalleek:
...
Dammit! Now I'm just plain curious...the kind of horrible curious that I imagine causes you to slow down at highway accidents or lurk on /b/.
...
I'm scaring myself.
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Re: Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105
so my plan for tonight is to drink a monster, and eat some ketchup chips, and put new music on my zune
so what ur chip/drink combo
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I like Doritos. And as everyone knows, Doritos go awesome with just about anything. Including Root Beer.
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From childhood, my 'porn star' name would be Roach King. (?)
Umm
No. :smalltongue:
And regarding TV privelages being removed: My family doesn't have a TV so it's somewhat moot. :smallamused:
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I don't have a better place to put this:
Holy freaking crap, xkcd gets an article in Canada's national newspaper!
The hipster in me is telling me that I need an "I read xkcd before it was popular" shirt.
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Re: Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105
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Flickerdart
Mwahaha! I've just been inspired by
this link (not going to help unless you read Russian). Basically, the premise of that link is that people are giving themselves nicknames with the following form: The name of your pet, and then the street you live on. According to said link, it's how porn stars made their names, but it doesn't really work that way. Some people even did two, one for the name of their first pet and the street they lived on then, and a second, current set.
So, my pseudonym would be Koshka Canyon. Sounds vaguely heroic, if I do say so myself. How 'bout you people?
I'd post this in its own thread, but it doesn't really deserve one. Just some random fun.
Mora Belgrano reporting here :p
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Re: Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105
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Originally Posted by
ZombieRockStar
Mozart Bowie. :smallconfused:
I've heard other kinds. One, I think, was just: your first name, then the name of the street that you live on. In which case, David Bowie. :smallcool:
Mine would be James St. Aubin, which doesn't sound particularily porny to me.
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Re: Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105
So I went to bed half an hour ago, and I just GOT UP because my brain was still stuck in GiantITP and I couldn't fall asleep because I was thinking about you guys. It was a bizarre train of thoughts that led to the thought that when you first join you think a lot of about what kind of "in the playground" you are and then I realized I didn't even KNOW what I was (I still don't, I got up to check and had to post instead), and I thought that was funny and you can see I really should be sleeping right now because this sentence is, like, six lines long already. :smallsigh::smallamused:
Edit: ahh. Ogre. *puts on Shrek voice* Verrry charrrming. :smallbiggrin:
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Apparently my porn name is Fuzzy Weston. Something about that sounds incredibly wrong.
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Is it supposed to be the name of your first pet?
Because if so, mine would be.... "Blacky Pablo". Either that or "Dino Pablo". :smalltongue:
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Blech. I just woke up, and found I had a hair in my mouth. AND IT WOULD NOT LEAVE MY MOUTH. :smallmad:
But then it did.
And so I'm here now, wondering if I'll ever be able to get my butt over to a GitP meetup.
Now what's this about porn names? :smallconfused:
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Re: Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105
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randman22222
And so I'm here now, wondering if I'll ever be able to get my butt over to a GitP meetup.
The logistics are, indeed, difficult. For me as well.
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Ugh. You ever get that feeling where you're too tired to sleep and so tired you feel sick and wobbly? Meh. Would probably help if I put my glasses on so I didn't have to put my face right up to the screen. But then I would have to get up and walk across the room to my dresser. And it's COLD. I'm sitting here wrapped up in a flannel quilt. It's a very comfortable cocoon. And I have an incandescent lightbulb in my lamp that gives off a ridiculous amount of heat. I want to sleep. But instead I'm rambling about my quilt and my incandescent lightbulb and my lack of glasses needing. ness.
Gah. help. :smalltongue:
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Okay, here's what you do. Stand up still in the cocoon, and point the lamp at the glasses. And don't let yourself move the lamp back. That way, in your tired, semi-delirious state, you'll have to go to your glasses to get the (much reduced) warmth of the lamp. Then you may return. :smalltongue:
Oh, and you'll receive bonus points if you find something else that offers warmth next to wherever your glasses are.
EDIT: How do I determine my 'porn name'? :smallconfused:
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Re: Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105
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Originally Posted by
randman22222
Okay, here's what you do. Stand up still in the cocoon, and point the lamp at the glasses. And don't let yourself move the lamp back. That way, in your tired, semi-delirious state, you'll have to go to your glasses to get the (much reduced) warmth of the lamp. Then you may return. :smalltongue:
Oh, and you'll receive bonus points if you find something else that offers warmth next to wherever your glasses are.
EDIT: How do I determine my 'porn name'? :smallconfused:
Name of pet + street name.
Going by childhood pet/street, my name is Roach King. :smallamused:
Also: yeah...I should. Unfortunately, that involves standing up and I'm too tired to stand up.
....:smallconfused: Why don't I just go to bed?
I'm lame. :smalltongue:
Edit: I guess I WILL go to sleep. I heard someone else in the hall and I just KNOW my door will open any moment to an annoyed parent/sibling: "Why aren't you in bed yet?? GO TO SLEEP!"
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Ah. Then I'm Alfred Park.
That's not too interesting. :smallconfused:
Also, I just showered, and ate DONUTS! :smallbiggrin:
Naturally, this has made me quite happy.
Also2, I don't let myself stay up to that point of tiredness, because the more tired I get, the more depressed I typically get. :smallsigh:
Although, sometimes I get some reverse effect, and get slightly on the hyper/loopy side.
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Re: Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105
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randman22222
Ah. Then I'm Alfred Park.
That's not too interesting. :smallconfused:
Also, I just showered, and ate DONUTS! :smallbiggrin:
Naturally, this has made me quite happy.
Also2, I don't let myself stay up to that point of tiredness, because the more tired I get, the more depressed I typically get. :smallsigh:
Although, sometimes I get some reverse effect, and get slightly on the hyper/loopy side.
Pet name? I guess mine would be Wiggles St. Aubin, then. :smalleek:
My level of depression has a little to do with how tired I am, but more to do with what time of night it is. Typically around 4-6am I get a bit existential and depressed. This is unfortunate because I work nights so I'm always awake and at work when this happens. :smallfrown:
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I have an awful porn name.
Sally Winchbottom.:smalleek:
Freakin' cats!
And freakin' silly old road name.
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Now I get it.
Max Viadukt. Not very porny to me.
It was a guinea pig...
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Zira and GW's porn names win this thread. :smallbiggrin:
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Re: Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105
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RightHandless
Citing the Rule of Cool I move that we disregard this comment and let it be widely known that CurlyKitGirl is in fact, an Illithid.
As corroborating evidence I bring to the attention of the house Miss Kit Girl’s passionate campaign to educate the masses as to the true nature of the Tethudian anatomy.
This would explain why she cares so much about squid bones (which do not exist), and also accounts for her strange, reality-manipulating Anglo-powers. :smalltongue:
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ZombieRockStar
My thoughts exactly. *may be harbouring a secret nerd-crush on Haley*
I feel really, really dirty saying that. I've managed to keep myself from seeing if there's any OOTS stuff on adult fanfiction sites, fortunately. :smalleek:
Dammit! Now I'm just plain curious...the kind of horrible curious that I imagine causes you to slow down at highway accidents or lurk on /b/.
I'm scaring arousing myself.
* post made even wronger, just to prove it could be done. :smallwink:
/RB/ demands Rule 34 on OOTS!
(Hey, someone had to call it :smallbiggrin: )
Semi-related: Re. porn names. Mine would be Matt Grafton.
Although I did once work with a girl whose porn name turned out to be Cheeky Jankovski. She won that conversation hands down. :smallcool:
ION: Smokey chases Bandit through Swindon, Lenny Henry to play Othello and Eggy covets this room.
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Mine would be Tweet Netherend...
Well, the last names not bad for a pron actor I guess. :smallamused:
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My porn name would be something akin to Non-existent Beech. Doesn't sound that porny to me.
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Re: Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105
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Gezina
My porn name would be something akin to Non-existent Beech. Doesn't sound that porny to me.
You've got siblings, right? A kid brother/sister is akin to a pet, right? :smalltongue: Use their Embarrasing Middle Name or something.
In other news:
I was planning on working on my fic tonight, but I'm too stressed. Work is crazy, with 4 kids from my unit currently on elopement (i.e., they ran away/escaped). At any moment I could be receiving a phone call from the police or from them at the (locked) front door asking to be let back in. One of them came back a bit after midnight just to use the bathroom, then he took off down the fire escape. Not a damn thing I could do about it. :smallmad::smallsigh:
Anyway, I'm too anxious to get 'in the zone' and get anything done on the story. It's been a long night so far as a result.
Also, my smeghead coworkers seem to have spilled Hawaiian Punch on the keyboard so my 'c' and 'v' keys stick now, making typing (this sentance in particular) a pain. :smallmad:
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Re: Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105
Well, since my Bro's don't have middle names, but my youngest bro's first name is too good to pass up.
Harm Beech.
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Re: Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105
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Gezina
Well, since my Bro's don't have middle names, but my youngest bro's first name is too good to pass up.
Harm Beech.
She sounds like she's into whips and chains and latex and whatnot. :smalltongue:
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Re: Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105
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Gezina
Well, since my Bro's don't have middle names, but my youngest bro's first name is too good to pass up.
Harm Beech.
:smalleek:
Okay, there's got to be a story behind that name. I know you're from the Netherlands, but is Harm a common name there? Do your parents speak English? Is that a nickname/short for something (e.g., Harmony)? Do all these questions bother you? What is the average flight velocity of an unladen swallow?