Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VI: Return of the JPEG
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saxavarius
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Originally Posted by
Mordokai
Personally, I think this one only works if one replaces the succubus for two incubus. :smalltongue:
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Shadowknight12
Personally, I think this one only works if one replaces the succubus for two incubus. :smalltongue:
I'm not exactly sure why you'd think that way. I mean, it's probably really obvious and I'll be facepalming heavily when you explain yourself, but still... mind explaining why you think so?
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Mordokai
I'm not exactly sure why you'd think that way. I mean, it's probably really obvious and I'll be facepalming heavily when you explain yourself, but still... mind explaining why you think so?
A Malconvoker's free metamagic adjustment applied to Repeat a summoning spell gets you two demons for the same price. You could go with two succubi, true, but the message doesn't become a double-entendre (pun not intended) if you don't use two incubi.
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Originally Posted by
Pokemon-freak89
Distracting? Everyone here's already distracted.:smallmad:
Seriously, we need less talk, more pictures. This isn't random banter.
We're not distracted! We're demotivated! It's entirely within purposes of the thread. :smallwink:
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Doorhandle
What are the sources for these? *sorely needs new webcomics to read*
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I forgot the first one, and I don't feel like browsing tvtropes to find it.
The second one is from "Does not play well with others," from the same author as Exploitation now and Errant Story.
The final three are all from "Gilded age," which I highly recommend. It starts pretty well, and only becomes better with the huge twist half-way into the plot.
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The Tygre
Threadnought cannons firing on all cylinders!
New challenge time: Use a patriotic song, speech, or picture to make a demotivator. I'll start.
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The Tygre
...source?
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Threadnought cannons firing on all cylinders!
I beleive you have succesfully unleashed 11 barrels of hell awesome, good sir.
Also, the prinicples one made me laugh. Petty* reasons for doing good are allways funnier then petty reasons for doing evil.
*A relative term in this case.
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What's the source on this one?
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The Tygre
I can swear I've seen it once in my childhood. I remember it.
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I told you he had a threadnought!:smallbiggrin:
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some guy
What's the source on this one?
I can swear I've seen it once in my childhood. I remember it.
I believe that is Alice.
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horngeek
...source?
Final Fantasy Tactics, I believe. The one in front is Agrias Oaks. Don't remember the name of the one behind.
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Originally Posted by
Man on Fire
I am amused by this. Greatly :smallbiggrin:
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Re: D&D Demotivators Episode VI: Return of the JPEG
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Originally Posted by
The Tygre
Threadnought cannons firing on all cylinders!
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Originally Posted by
Rockphed
New challenge time: Use a patriotic song, speech, or picture to make a demotivator. I'll start.
With those two in mind...
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That up there's funny, but neverless underscores for me why a serious or realistic campaign needs to be noted as such beforehand. :smallamused:
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Doorhandle
That up there's funny, but neverless underscores for me why a serious or realistic campaign needs to be noted as such beforehand. :smallamused:
So agreed. It's hilarious but does point out a few issues. Also make sure to tell the PC's that collateral damage does not count as bonus XP, otherwise you're just begging them to do strafing runs without firing solutions.
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Not to quibble, but by far the most likely impact is going to be a sun or a completely lifeless planetoid. Now, if you're above an inhabited planet and firing in its general direction, you're a jerk. But otherwise...
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Therefore, if you are attacking a planet, try to get between the defenders and the planet. If the defenders are sensible, they won't want to risk friendly fire on their civilian population. If they DO take the chance, then that's that much less resistance once you defeat the defenders…
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Originally Posted by
Doorhandle
I forgot the first one, and I don't feel like browsing tvtropes to find it.
The second one is from "Does not play well with others," from the same author as Exploitation now and Errant Story.
The final three are all from "Gilded age," which I highly recommend. It starts pretty well, and only becomes better with the huge twist half-way into the plot.
First one is from Roza, its been dead a while if I recall.
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Ksheep
Therefore, if you are attacking a planet, try to get between the defenders and the planet. If the defenders are sensible, they won't want to risk friendly fire on their civilian population. If they DO take the chance, then that's that much less resistance once you defeat the defenders…
Trouble with that plan is that this is space. Advanced trajectory calculations are required to do ANYTHING, targeting is going to be incredibly simple. And then keep in mind that since space is so very empty, you can have a shooting solution from the other end of the solar system. Heck, if you use laser weapons, the enemy won't even realize they're under fire until they're getting hit.
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Admiral Squish
Trouble with that plan is that this is space. Advanced trajectory calculations are required to do ANYTHING, targeting is going to be incredibly simple. And then keep in mind that since space is so very empty, you can have a shooting solution from the other end of the solar system. Heck, if you use laser weapons, the enemy won't even realize they're under fire until they're getting hit.
And with that observation, I give you these posters.
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Rorrik
"Sir, it appears that they are charging weapons"
"You don't say? What was your first clue?"