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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
Indeed. Leather thongs and tight, white wife-beaters are the way to go if you're doing this thing with two mensch-types.
In other news... the robotic opossogators are coming along nicely. We now have almost 180 degrees of opened jaw....
Ed: Don't forget, Fred. Power Attack makes for some great High-Fives, as long as you connect with each other. If you both deal enough damage to avoid liquefying each others' arms, then you can qualify for a sonic boom. :smallbiggrin:
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
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Originally Posted by
Cristo Meyers
Round 2:
-5 for the cheap shot
-10 for resorting to bad bawdy humor
Total Score over 2 rounds: -24
Shall we commence to round 3?
You know, keeping score tends to make the game less fun. :smallwink:
But hey, whatever it takes to make you sleep better at night, feel free to keep score.:smalltongue:
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
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Originally Posted by
Coidzor
Indeed. Leather thongs and tight, white wife-beaters are the way to go if you're doing this thing with two mensch-types.
In other news... the robotic opossogators are coming along nicely. We now have almost 180 degrees of opened jaw....
Ed: Don't forget, Fred. Power Attack makes for some great High-Fives, as long as you connect with each other. If you both deal enough damage to avoid liquefying each others' arms, then you can qualify for a sonic boom. :smallbiggrin:
I suppose my 16 Int should have come up with that.
Original starting scores of Fred(before racial)
Str: 18 (2 ability boosts)
Dex: 15 (1 ability boost)
Con: 16 (2 ability boosts) (+2 Dwarven racial)
Int: 16
Wis: 16
Cha: 12 (-2 Dwarven Racial)
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
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Originally Posted by
TwoBitWriter
You know, keeping score tends to make the game less fun. :smallwink:
Especially when it shows how badly you're losing.
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But hey, whatever it takes to make you sleep better at night, feel free to keep score.:smalltongue:
No, no, the liquor is what helps me sleep at night. This is just for fun.
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
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Originally Posted by
Cristo Meyers
Especially when it shows how badly you're losing.
No, no, the liquor is what helps me sleep at night. This is just for fun.
I have to say this one thing now.
@Two-bit: BURN! (Said like Ashton Kutcher)
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
*sigh*
This is why I totally <3 Cristo. He's funny, cruel, snobbish, and he looks so damn sexy while doing it all!
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
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Dirk Kris
*sigh*
This is why I totally <3 Cristo. He's funny, cruel, snobbish, and he looks so damn sexy while doing it all!
Eat your heart out House...
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
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Originally Posted by
Dirk Kris
*sigh*
This is why I totally <3 Cristo. He's funny, cruel, snobbish, and he looks so damn sexy while doing it all!
Not you too, Dirk! I feel so betrayed... :smallbiggrin:
And Cristo, you can't just arbitrarily assign points and say you are winning. I could do the same.
Funny Hair: -45 points
Funnier Name: -100 points
etc, etc. :smallamused:
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
*gets popcorn*
The pieces are in place, the cards have been dealt and the die is cast. Let the game begin.
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
Unfortunately, Fred, my lunch hour ends in seven minutes and I work an actual job that requires my time away from the internets... :smalltongue:
Though I think my soul is being slowly crushed just as regularly as Ol' Cristo here.
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
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Originally Posted by
TwoBitWriter
Not you too, Dirk! I feel so betrayed... :smallbiggrin:
And Cristo, you can't just arbitrarily assign points and say you are winning. I could do the same.
Funny Hair: -45 points
Funnier Name: -100 points
etc, etc. :smallamused:
You could...
...but then you'd only be ripping off my idea, which only digs you further in the hole.
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
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Originally Posted by
Cristo Meyers
...but then you'd only be ripping off my idea, which only digs you further in the hole.
I was speaking hypothetically, of course. You will note that I did not place a total at the bottom. I was just pointing out how silly you are being. :smallsmile:
I propose that we pool our energies to rag on the people in the Depression and Relationship threads. Fun times over there...
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
Lord, first it was all this talk of "I don't have the stamina for Grinding", and now it's talk of hole-digging?
I can't work out whether you're talking about my weekends or whether I just need a really good one.
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
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TwoBitWriter
Unfortunately, Fred, my lunch hour ends in seven minutes and I work an actual job that requires my time away from the internets... :smalltongue:
Though I think my soul is being slowly crushed just as regularly as Ol' Cristo here.
Darn, I was laughing my socks off watching you two fight.
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
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Fredthefighter
Darn, I was laughing my socks off watching you two fight.
It happens quite rarely now, given this website's persona non-grata status at work beyond lunch and breaks.
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
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TwoBitWriter
I was speaking hypothetically, of course. You will note that I did not place a total at the bottom. I was just pointing out how silly you are being. :smallsmile:
And I was answering hypothetically, hence the "could"
come on, you're a writer, context, man, context
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I propose that we pool our energies to rag on the people in the Depression and Relationship threads. Fun times over there...
Bah, no sport.
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
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TwoBitWriter
It happens quite rarely now, given this website's persona non-grata status at work beyond lunch and breaks.
persona non-grata?
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
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Cristo Meyers
And I was answering hypothetically, hence the "could"
come on, you're a writer, context, man, context
Dude, I'm still damn sore about falling on my face regarding yesterday's ship. I haven't been able to type a paragraph since.
And context, scmontext! I like keeping things vague and hard to understand.
You never did enjoy the occasional Comp-Stomp in Starcraft?
Edit: @^: It's Latin, Google it. (Who says I'm not all about educating the youth?)
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
Twobit, you aren't and never will be unwelcome. How the forums can say that you are not welcome I'll never know.
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
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Fredthefighter
Twobit, you aren't and never will be unwelcome. How the forums can say that you are not welcome I'll never know.
I was referring to the fact that my boss caught me using this site... a lot... and brought the hammer down on me. :smalltongue:
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
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TwoBitWriter
I was referring to the fact that my boss caught me using this site... a lot... and brought the hammer down on me. :smalltongue:
Ah, well, as a visitor to my school once said, "shift happens*.
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
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Originally Posted by
TwoBitWriter
I propose that we pool our energies
I like where this is going...
:eek:
God dammit but I love watching you two go at it.
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
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Originally Posted by
Kneenibble
I like where this is going...
:eek:
God dammit but I love watching you two go at it.
Innuendo fully intended, I'm sure :smalltongue:
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
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Originally Posted by
Cristo Meyers
Innuendo fully intended, I'm sure :smalltongue:
Yup, I'm sure of it too. Although, at least he didn't say you were "Trying to get aboard his junk" :smallbiggrin:
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
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Fredthefighter
Yup, I'm sure of it too. Although, at least he didn't say you were "Trying to get aboard his junk" :smallbiggrin:
I see nothing funny in that
http://www.phranangdivers.com/images/JunkStarboard5.jpg
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
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Jack Squat
Is my junk quite long and wider than expected? :smallwink:
My junk will be for the people :smallwink:
Did you have trouble finding people to get aboard my junk? :smallwink:
I could go on but I won't.
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With all this junk talk I'm surprised no one has mentioned their 'junk' sinking into troubled waters.
Wow.
I am really bad at this whole innuendo thing. :smalleek:
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
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Originally Posted by
Fredthefighter
Is my junk quite long and wider than expected? :smallwink:
My junk will be for the people :smallwink:
Did you have trouble finding people to get aboard my junk? :smallwink:
I could go on but I won't.
You don't need to...There's an entire comic dedicated to it :smalltongue:
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
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Jack Squat
I know, where do you think I was getting the innuendos from.
Ms.Mal, at least you came up with something original rather than just quoting a webcomic like I did.
EDIT: Gotta go my friends, see you all tomorrow.
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Re: The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
Yay for originality.
Going to bugger off and try and write a ship or something.
Toodles.