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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
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Originally Posted by
Sequinox
Also, if you noticed the Monty Python reference, kudos. And cookies. Kudo-flavored cookies. (I have no idea what a congratulation tastes like, but still.)
Wow. Never thought I'd say this, but poor Belkar. *flees country, lest I incur Cracklord's wrath by remaining on the same hemisphere*
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Actually, after rereading that, I just realized that it's really not that silly. It didn't quite come out the way I wanted it to. Ah well. It was fun to write.
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Wowee! I go to the county swim meet and I come back to see all this cool stuff! Great job guys! :smallbiggrin:
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If makes you feel like it's anymore crack-y, I did giggle.
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
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Originally Posted by
Water-Smurf
Crack Pairings: The Next Generation...
This should at least be a category in the Squickies. :smallbiggrin:
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I only have one thing to say right now.
"Hello, my name is ABD, your mate killed my son, prepare to die horribly"
Bye-bye Kyrie.
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
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Originally Posted by
Closak
"Hello, my name is ABD, your mate killed my son, prepare to be skinned alive and made into a hat."
Fixed that for you.:smallwink:
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
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Originally Posted by
Kaytara
I even made a sig! :D My very first one, yay! XD
I unfortunately don't have the time to read all the updates, so I'll just ask: can I use it? Pretty please? :D
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Use a banner? In your signature? BLASPHEMY! :smalltongue:
Sure, Discord. It's kind of what it's there for. ^^; And I was totally hoping that you of all people would take the bait.
On an unrelated note, I have a suggestion for a new category:
Best ElfxGoblin Romance
Most Plausible Stockholm's Syndrome Fic
Most Faithful Characterisation
Where you wouldn't know it wasn't the Giant writing the lines. :smallwink:
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Originally Posted by
Lycan 01
Wow... Belkar looks so creepy, yet so AWESOME!! I don't think I've ever actually seen him drawn out before
Tsk. For shame. XD
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Originally Posted by
Kaytara
And I was totally hoping that you of all people would take the bait.
I'm not really a VxMiko fan, sorry. :smalltongue:
As for more categories, I'd suggest the Largest Orgy award, except Cracklord has already won it.
How about Most Adorable Inter-Species Romance?
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Originally Posted by
Zanaril
I'm not really a VxMiko fan, sorry. :smalltongue:
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Yeah, I meant Discord... ^^; :smallbiggrin:
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I like all of these ideas for categories! I'd also suggest a Most Unusual Pairing for all the people who've been doing such a great job writing uber-squick, and a Best Minor Character/Minor Character award, for all the people who've been having fun playing around the edges of the canon - perhaps with 'minor character' being defined as 'has appeared in less than 10 strips', or something similar.
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Originally Posted by
Kaytara
Yeah, I meant Discord... ^^; :smallbiggrin:
I misread that as "all of you people". :smalltongue:
Although I did consider using it because of how pretty it is... (and because it has V in it) :smallbiggrin:
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Originally Posted by
esmerelder
I like all of these ideas for categories! I'd also suggest a Most Unusual Pairing for all the people who've been doing such a great job writing uber-squick, and a Best Minor Character/Minor Character award, for all the people who've been having fun playing around the edges of the canon - perhaps with 'minor character' being defined as 'has appeared in less than 10 strips', or something similar.
Aandy is probably the biggest contender for Best Minor Character. Has he even been in the comic apart from when he's being referenced by other characters?
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Yeah, I think Aandy/Kyrie will probably be the main contender for that award!
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Originally Posted by
esmerelder
Yeah, I think Aandy/Kyrie will probably be the main contender for that award!
IIRC, Apple Seller/Pickpocket was also rather cracktacular*.
*Spectacularly Cracky. And hot.
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I can't really do anything but observe anymore (and I have to do that secretly.) See, my mom doesn't actually know that I'm on this thread... :smalleek: so now I have to be secretive. (Not that I wasn't before...)
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Originally Posted by
mizzim
I can't really do anything but observe anymore (and I have to do that secretly.) See, my mom doesn't actually know that I'm on this thread... :smalleek: so now I have to be secretive. (Not that I wasn't before...)
My parents don't either. :smalltongue: It's not the kind of thing you advertise.
Although I doubt they'd care. My younger brother has been caught looking at worse things without anything more than a metaphorical slap on the wrist...
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Originally Posted by
Kaytara
Use a banner? In your signature? BLASPHEMY! :smalltongue:
Sure, Discord. It's kind of what it's there for. ^^; And I was totally hoping that you of all people would take the bait.
Thanks! You have no idea how happy you made me. :D
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Originally Posted by
Zanaril
Are you talking about Haley/V or Belkar/V?
Haley x V. I loathe Belkar x V with a passion. :smalltongue:
Now that I've had time to read... Water-Smurf, I'm glad of Aarindarius' inclusion in the story. The endless illusions and suffering were getting really repetitive (not to mention too creepy for my own taste).
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Originally Posted by
Zanaril
My parents don't either. :smalltongue: It's not the kind of thing you advertise.
Although I doubt they'd care. My younger brother has been caught looking at worse things without anything more than a metaphorical slap on the wrist...
I'm the oldest. They care about it when I say "Shut Up." even when my brother is yelling at me.
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Originally Posted by
mizzim
I can't really do anything but observe anymore (and I have to do that secretly.) See, my mom doesn't actually know that I'm on this thread... :smalleek: so now I have to be secretive. (Not that I wasn't before...)
It's not like this is porn or anything.
Yet... :smalltongue:
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Originally Posted by
Discord
Thanks! You have no idea how happy you made me. :D
Oh, I'm just a service provider. :D
*Although, as service provider, I would be remiss not to mention the infernal debts you have just incurred with the use of that banner... :)
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Originally Posted by
The Dark Fiddler
It's not like this is porn or anything.
It's like a stencil, and our minds fill in the areas that are missing. :smalltongue:
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Originally Posted by
The Dark Fiddler
It's not like this is porn or anything.
Yet... :smalltongue:
*Cough*
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Originally Posted by
mizzim
I'm the oldest. They care about it when I say "Shut Up." even when my brother is yelling at me.
*Cough*
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I get what you're saying. If my brothers found out that I read, let alone contributed to, this thread, they would be making fun off me until the day I died. Seriously, if they found out, they will sneak a mention of it into any speeches they give if/when I get married.
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If I can suggest my own pairing, Spongebob x O-Chul could be a contender for Most Unusual Pairing (so long as it only judges the pairing itself; none of the writing I've done here has been very good.)
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Well, I'm bored. Maybe I'll finally try the code roller.
Soon Kim (incorporeal) + Miko Been done.
(Gender-switched (Ancient Black Dragon + (Kazumi + Sarah Greenhilt))) + (Celia + Belkar) :smalleek:
Mr. Rodriguez + (Gender-switched Roy's sword) :eek:
Celia + Zz'Dtri Seems safe. Maybe I'll write it later.
Yor + Yor YES! :smallbiggrin:
Mr Scruffy + Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron ...That would be so awesome.
Okay, I'm gonna leave these up for whoever wants. I think I know how I could do Celia + Zz'Dtri, so I'm calling that one.
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I have the same problem.
If my mom found out i was on this thread she would flip out.
If she found out i'm obsessed with the ABD she would flip out even more.
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(Gender-switched (Ancient Black Dragon + (Kazumi + Sarah Greenhilt))) + (Celia + Belkar):smalleek:
Please do this.
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Yeah, if my parents found out I was here...:smalleek:
I've got a funny one, but I can't post it until I get back from the dentist... :smallfrown:
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Hmmm....should we start a new thread for the Squickies, or derail this one for a while?
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
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Originally Posted by
MasamuneSSX
Hmmm....should we start a new thread for the Squickies, or derail this one for a while?
I vote for derailing mostly because I think we'd give the mods a nervous mental breakdown if they had to keep track of us on two threads.