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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
What alignment are you and your bunnies?
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
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Lix Lorn
What alignment are you and your bunnies?
We are chaotic Awesome.
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
Protection from Chaos.
(Heads for Basement)
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
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Lix Lorn
Protection from Chaos.
(Heads for Basement)
Okay its not what it looks like. I am not trying to summon lolth. I am just making a pool. For spiders.
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
:O
How could you!?
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Without telling me! I'm your personal Mystic Theurge Assistant!
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Dark Apprentice
Wait, we have souls? As I was aware, we forfeited them when we wrote or drew our first pairing.
Hey! That wasn't in the contract!
I'll be 17 in July...
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Lix Lorn
:O
How could you!?
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Without telling me! I'm your personal Mystic Theurge Assistant!
It was before you came.Wanna help. I need some elves to sacrifice. Where is the nearest wood elf city that isnt cool or has anyone who the cracked pairings people like
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...fiiine. Nearest elf city... there are some lawfuls up northeast! Why do you need to sacrifice elves, anyway?
What contract was it? Mine was the one with three mighty souls...
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Water-Smurf
After spending roughly 71% of my life in therapy (and counting), you'd be hard-pressed to uncover anything else. :smallwink:
You're 21 (for now at last). 71% is 5/7 and you're too old to be 14 and too young to be 28. You have spent 15 of these 21 in therapy.
I like math.
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Water-Smurf
Hey, who wants to bounce ideas to flesh out a potential son and daughter for Soon so I can decide which character would be most fun to put in there? :smallbiggrin:
I wonder how Soon would interact with a valley girl...
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Lix Lorn
...fiiine. Nearest elf city... there are some lawfuls up northeast! Why do you need to sacrifice elves, anyway?
What contract was it? Mine was the one with three mighty souls...
Lolth would not be satisfied if we didnt sacrifice and wood elves. If hypothetically we were trying to summon lolth
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Asta Kask
You're 21 (for now at last). 71% is 5/7 and you're too old to be 14 and too young to be 28. You have spent 15 of these 21 in therapy.
I like math.
I wonder how Soon would interact with a valley girl...
But does he have the genes to make a valley girl? :smalltongue:
Sorry if you couldn't understand it, I'm munching on a pastrami sandwich (With mustard on rye bread) right now.
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CoffeeIncluded
But does he have the genes to make a valley girl? :smalltongue:
As if! But genes are just sooo 20th century. Seriously, environment is sooo much more important.
It would also be interesting if someone wrote a pairing of Javert and Miko.
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Water-Smurf
Hey, who wants to bounce ideas to flesh out a potential son and daughter for Soon so I can decide which character would be most fun to put in there? :smallbiggrin:
I'd go for a Neutral alignment rather than Chaotic. It think it would annoy Soon more; he'd see it as just being lazy and not picking a side. :smalltongue: Besided, would make more sense given the enviroment the kid's growing up in; anyone surving there needs to be a realist, and to be able to adapt.
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Asta Kask
You're 21 (for now at last). 71% is 5/7 and you're too old to be 14 and too young to be 28. You have spent 15 of these 21 in therapy.
...But she's at a boarding school? :smallconfused:
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Aaaah. I'll go get some then.
I think neutral would annoy him more. Even more so True neutral.
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im gunna be 20 in august... and i have yet do do a stupid teenage thing! >.<
i need to go run across the tracks 10 feet infront of a train or something! i need to do somethign a normal stupid teenager would do!
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What is this Soul you speak of?:smallconfused: The musik?
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Gicko
im gunna be 20 in august... and i have yet do do a stupid teenage thing! >.<
i need to go run across the tracks 10 feet infront of a train or something! i need to do somethign a normal stupid teenager would do!
Don't. You are to old. You no longer posses our natural saves against stupidty. You have an wis boost instead.:smalltongue:
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Stupid teenage stuff is overrated.
I dunno, i sold mine to three cloaked figures with different coloured eyes.
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Lix Lorn
Stupid teenage stuff is overrated.
I dunno, i sold mine to three cloaked figures with different coloured eyes.
Cthulu got mine in the typical devil went down to georgia deal. who knew tentacles help play the fiddle?
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Lix Lorn
Stupid teenage stuff is overrated.
I dunno, i sold mine to three cloaked figures with different coloured eyes.
Odd. I sold mine to a five headed two feet tall flamey thing with a tail.
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My imaginary friend took mine. 0_o
How did we manage to go off-topic again? :smalltongue:
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Lix Lorn
Depends, what alignment are you?
Neutral Good, borderline Chaotic Neutral at times.
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I can try? What's the mother like?
Kind but a little self-righteous and judgmental.
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Asta Kask
You're 21 (for now at last). 71% is 5/7 and you're too old to be 14 and too young to be 28. You have spent 15 of these 21 in therapy.
I like math.
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Zanaril
...But she's at a boarding school? :smallconfused:
Must... resist... telling... age... on... public forum...
Let's just say that my numbers may not have been completely accurate due to some rounding on my part. And I'm a touch younger than you apparently think I am.
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I wonder how Soon would interact with a valley girl...
That's an interesting idea, but where on Earth would the child get a valley girl attitude/accent? Mijung and Yutrin don't have those speech patterns, and if they continue living under the condition's they're in, it'd be almost impossible to get involved with the artificialness and superficiality that is required to become a valley girl.
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Zanaril
I'd go for a Neutral alignment rather than Chaotic. It think it would annoy Soon more; he'd see it as just being lazy and not picking a side. :smalltongue: Besided, would make more sense given the enviroment the kid's growing up in; anyone surving there needs to be a realist, and to be able to adapt.
It's true that it'd make sense. Would the children even think about alignment? At all? They'd be a bit busy trying to take care of themselves.
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icastflare!
Cthulu got mine in the typical devil went down to georgia deal. who knew tentacles help play the fiddle?
I see what you did there! :D
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Water-Smurf
It's true that it'd make sense. Would the children even think about alignment? At all? They'd be a bit busy trying to take care of themselves.
In which case, isn't TN the default alignment for humans?
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Must... resist... telling... age... on... public forum...
These little slivers of information have a way of escaping, piece by piece...
I was on these forums for over a year before I started correcting people who thought I was male. :smalltongue:
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Re: Crack Pairings VII - Bring Bottled Water, Our Water is Spiked With Love Potion
am i the only one here who still holds the deed to his own soul?
and i know a guy who sold his soul for a cookie :P
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Gicko
am i the only one here who still holds the deed to his own soul?
and i know a guy who sold his soul for a cookie :P
would that work on you. got a fresh batch
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Gicko
am i the only one here who still holds the deed to his own soul?
and i know a guy who sold his soul for a cookie :P
what flavor?
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I still own my own soul.
Nearly lost it to a really tall guy with no face wearing a suit, though... :smalleek:
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Gicko
am i the only one here who still holds the deed to his own soul?
and i know a guy who sold his soul for a cookie :P
I'm fairly sure I still have mine.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present my nomination for Idiot of the Year!
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CoffeeIncluded
I'm fairly sure I still have mine.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present my nomination for Idiot of the Year!
by the way coffee, If you do want to sell your soul, do it with a god, not an elder one such as cthulu. If you have to and can choose the elder god, go with yog-sothoth
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CoffeeIncluded
I'm fairly sure I still have mine.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present my nomination for Idiot of the Year!
I have mine. Some things are too precious to give up.
More lyrics!
MikoxOotS
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There, out in the darkness
A fugitive running
Fallen from grace
Fallen from grace
God be my witness
I never shall yield
Till we come face to face
Till we come face to face
He knows his way in the dark
Mine is the way of the Lord
And those who follow the path of the righteous
Shall have their reward
And if they fall
As Lucifer fell
The flame
The sword!
Stars
In your multitudes
Scarce to be counted
Filling the darkness
With order and light
You are the sentinels
Silent and sure
Keeping watch in the night
Keeping watch in the night
You know your place in the sky
You hold your course and your aim
And each in your season
Returns and returns
And is always the same
And if you fall as Lucifer fell
You fall in flame!
And so it has been and so it is written
On the doorway to paradise
That those who falter and those who fall
Must pay the price!
Lord let me find him
That I may see him
Safe behind bars
I will never rest
Till then
This I swear
This I swear by the stars!
And here's a quote I've waited for Redcloak to use on a human:
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Hath not a Goblin eyes? hath not a Goblin hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Human is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that. If a Goblin wrong a Human, what is his humility? Revenge! If a Human wrong a Goblin, what should his sufferance be by Human example? Why, revenge! The villainy you teach me I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction.
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Asta Kask
I have mine. Some things are too precious to give up.
And here's a quote I've waited for Redcloak to use on a human:
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Hath not a Goblin eyes? hath not a Goblin hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Human is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that. If a Goblin wrong a Human, what is his humility? Revenge! If a Human wrong a Goblin, what should his sufferance be by Human example? Why, revenge! The villainy you teach me I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction.
Why do I feel that:
A) Rich will use this at some point (I mean, how could he not? :smalltongue:), and
B) It'll end with Redcloak getting a blade to the gut? :smalleek: