Fiction Manipulation
. . . What? I'm not even sure how that works. But apparently, it makes me into a demi-god.
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Fiction Manipulation
. . . What? I'm not even sure how that works. But apparently, it makes me into a demi-god.
Biological Absorption.
I "can absorb other biological matter into their own body, allowing the user to absorb and replicate various powers, knowledge and/or skills of the target."
So I'm a one-man version of the Zerg. Sounds good to me.
So much for being a vegetarian, though, seeing how my previously plant-based diet would not be known for its "various powers, knowledge and/or skills."
Death-Force Manipulation
It's power is extremly easy to abuse. I'll just call forth an army of all the dead from history to attack the living if I was evil.
Night Empowerment
This is actually a pretty cool power I can get used to.
I become stronger and more powerful at night.
Spring Manipulation
Great. I guess I could start an orchard with this or something.
Wait a minute. Resurrection. Spinning the earths axis. Giant plant growth.
This power is better than I thought! I'd carve a nice little kingdom out of a third world country for myself.
Weaponry Refinement.
Laaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
:(
Ink Manipulation
WOOHOO~ I can write those books WAY EASY now!
Vitamaniacal Form
Cool, but I think I have to be the bad guy now.
You can heal living things around, and suck life to grow in power. That means you can loop. So... I'm going to do something or other with all of my crazy stuff to run away now.
i got plant infusion. which is cool i guess.
on one hand i have to touch the places i want to fill with my brain controlled petunias. on the other hand, i become poison ivy. and get wooden tank armour. and if i get a bow and arrow i can make plants grow from inside you... wow, these are the first things i thought of. i wonder if i'm destined to be a villain?
All bow down in terror before my ability of SPOON MIMICRY!!! That's right folks, Spoon Mimicry. Don't think I cheated to score the jackpot there either, because I didn't. Just complete luck on my side.
Try to shoot me? Too bad, I'm actually a pile of spoons. Trying to run away? Hard to do if you can't see where you're going because I just spooned out your eyeballs. Were you going to sleep soundly tonight? You'll be having nightmares forever after you see a guy with the lower body of a GIGANTIC SPOON HOPPING AT YOU ANGRILY!
And my powers don't end there, mortals. I can become a living Swarm of Spoons! No bowl of soup will be safe for long. All praise be to I, Spoon Man.
...Pretty major thread necromancy, I think.
Also, though, don't you know there is no spoon? (No, seriously, I used Nonexistence on the concept of spoons. :smalltongue:)