If he's going to be Memetic-incarnate he has to be awesome. Bieber is not awesome. At all.
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Oh, I forgot about the Memetic link...
(It was a joke about the fact that several of the characters are nightmare fuel, and so is... that one)
Uh... Well, awesome, you could do Yankovic or Coulton.
Ch 19 Blowing up
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Well I had been receiving reports that two Snorlaxes were blocking the road to Fuchisa. Why I couldn't just beat them up in their sleep was a mystery to me. I knew from my Dad that Mr.Fuji in Lavender had a poke-flute that would awaken any sleeping pokemon. I went to Lavender town to talk to Fuji.
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*sigh* Do you really have no idea where he went?
If I had to guess, Lavender tower to comfort trainers burying their pokemon. But I don't know for sure.
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Lavender tower, here I come.
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Excuse me sir. Have you seen Mr.Fuji?
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Oh um.... I'm sorry for you loss.
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Well actually...
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Oh huh, thank you.
What? :smallfurious:
Jango shut up.
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Huh. Now I kinda feel awkward having Sunspot
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Miss, do you know if Mr.Fuji is here.
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Um... That tells me less then nothing.
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Hello
Oh Mew, it's you. You know back when I was a kid....
Grumbles! :smallbiggrin:
We didn't have uppity kids getting their pokemon killed, and then coming back as ghost.
Well look at the bright side, you're in a form that existed when you were a kid.
Meh.
Grumbles, I'm going to ask you to come along again. But if you'd be happier here I won't stop you.
*sigh* I guess. If you get me killed again though...
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I won't. I promise.
Gastly The dead pokemon. Gastly are pokemon that risk their immortal souls for a second chance at life.
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Um.... what? :smallconfused:
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From?
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Yeah, they can also be identified by eyes. Idiot
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Welp, she's got you pegged.
Stop being mean to Mommy!
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Wait Grumbles can do that? That's awesome!
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Arceus, you'd think you'd have a higher will save.
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Yes I will.
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Or come back as ghosts.
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How about no. :smallannoyed:
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*sigh* If only you would get cursed
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It's either a Gastly, Haunter, or Gengar! Seriously it's not that hard people! :smallannoyed:
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I'm not a ghost.
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Good job Jack!
I evil ot evres ssertsim
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How should I know?
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Make me!
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Pump up that will save in the future!
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Because heaven forbid a children's game say blood. :smallannoyed:
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Will saves! :smallannoyed:
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Turn undead! Turn undead!
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Apparently losing is so out of character it allows a second save.
Nope Mommy is so awesome. That the ghost hate themselves and stop possessing
Or you know, they just don't want to deal with a brat.
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Well Monk does suck. So it's not surprising
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That's horribly inconsistent.
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emit ot yalp kcor dna llor
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Did I do good Mistress?
No worse then anyone else.
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Well sucks to be you.
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Um... awkward.
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See how quickly I improve mistress.
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Mommy? Why don't you love me anymore? I'm trying to be good.
Biollante!
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Biollante rip her apart for torturing you.
No! Absolutely not! I refuse to let you go through with this! It is not that woman's fault at all.
Okay Mommy!
Jango shut up, or I'll make you forget Dream eater.
You know what. I don't care, better than living under your thumb. What about that woman's family. Her husband slash wife, and children. Her siblings and parents.
*sigh* Fine. I'll leave it up to Biollante. Biollante, do you want revenge?
That worked? Note to self bring up family more often.
No It's okay Mommy. I wouldn't want Mommy to be upset about that person's Mommy.
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Show yourself.
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What is that?
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That cannot be. I mean literally, no ghost retains it's original form. Well let's hope it shares it's orginal forms weaknesses. Biollante banish this spirit.
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Which one?
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I'm looking for Mr.Fuji
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If I am master of the sky, that does mean you must obey me?
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Um okay.
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Well that sounds like Mr.Fuji.
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Yeah I need to talk to him,
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Jango!
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Ow! That hurts!
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Listen I'm not going to let you kill Fuji. I know him. But what you do with your pokemon is your business.
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Um yes I am.
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How dare you people hurt Meat shield!
I'm touched. I think
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Or what?
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Yeah Mr.Fuji.
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Yeah, but they weren't going to let you leave of your own free will.
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Yeah I did that.
You killed it again!
Eh close enough.
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Okay clearly Mr.Fuji's delusional.
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Yeah. I'm Illven's daughter.
Mr.Fuji Heh. If it weren't for a lucky mistake, I might still be in that tower, or dead.
Ugh! Please don't talk about that.
You don't like thinking about your dad coming from a different world? :smallconfused:
No it's..... wait what?
Your father was born and raised on a different planet, and came here when he was a man. It's why he's so unique in his way of thinking of pokemon as fellows, instead of servants or pets.
So just to be clear, he did not grow up in Littleroot town.
No. I have no idea why you would think that
He told me. The lying *******
Would you believed him? “Oh, my child your dad did not grow up in this world, but another world.
Oh. I'm going to rip him a new one when I get into the afterlife.
Afterlife? You think Illven's dead. I doubt it.
Well where would he have... :smalleek:
Well what would of killed him? He's only 41 so old age could not have slayed him. He's friends with so many skilled guardians. I think he went home.
So.... so he abandoned Mom, me and my siblings :smallfurious:
Melinda calm down! Illven has parents, he has siblings. How do you think they've felt these past 25 years!
But... but what about us. He left us behind. :smallfrown:
Look Illven is not perfect. He is mortal he can and will make mistakes. I'm sure he's doing what he thinks is the best for everyone.
It hurt enough when I thought he was dead. When it wasn't his fault. But now... I'm so hurt and angry. :smallfrown:
*sigh* Melinda just because he thought it was for the best. It doesn't mean it was for the best. I...I know myself how what it's like.
Huh?
Before your parents were even born. I... I committed many atrocities. For love, for glory, for money. We captured a god and tried to infuse it in new flesh. Just to prove we could. We told ourselves it didn't feel pain, that it was trying to trick us... But it's form screaming in pain, still haunts my nightmares. I thought it was for the best. We tortured an innocent creature for our own egos.
Characters that speak in this update
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Melinda
Biollante
Red Baron
Jango
Jack
Sunspot
Jack says
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I live to serve mistress
Time to play Rock and roll.
Okay we have three routes to take. You may vote on which ones.
Route 1 Saffron city and beat Sliph co.
Route 2 Route 16 to Fuchisa. In addition on the way I can catch Snorlax, and Doduo. You may suggest names and personalities. And should I replace anyone on my team for the new catches.
Route 3 Route 12 to Fuchisa In addition on the way I can catch Snorlax, Venonat, Ditto. You may suggest names and personalities. And should I replace anyone on my team for the new catches.
Wait, plot? What is this madness?
Venonat: Don't know a name. Wants to be like your Butterfree (forgot his name)
Ditto: Mimi, takes on the personality of anyone she transforms into.
Great updates as usual Sir! And look! I finally have a suggestion for a pokemon again :D
Venonat: Kelk.
Do we have a paladin already? I don't remember. But if we don't he's a paladin, a warrior fighting for good in this world. He wants nothing more than for pokemon to have rights. He slowly gets corrupted by Melinda's way of life and becomes similar to a black guard, treating his allies like tools instead of people. I drew a picture for you :D
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Yes I am. Also voting for you to get Snorlax on the other route but infant think of a name for it.
Yes I am. Also voting for you to get Snorlax on the other route but infant think of a name for it.
I vote for route 12 Sir :smallsmile:
Suppose I'll go with the majority and vote for route 12.
Venonat: Gris Lee - an up and coming politician on bug affairs with a dark secret: his grandfather was a bear!
Ditto: Agent Pink - a secretive...thing. A leftover bioweapon of the bear wars used for infiltration and espionage. He also likes knitting.
Snorlax: Real name unknown, goes by "bro" or "bra" - stereotypical frat boy pokemon, this pokemon goes on all night binges and gets involved in all sorts of hazing rituals. It is why he was passed out in the middle of the streets in the first place.
Snorlax
Personality: Fought in the bear wars... Because they are a bear!
Names: Brother B/ Smokey/ Grizzly/ Paddington/ Pooh Bear/ Yogi/ Fozzy/ Madam Bear.
Yay! My suggestion wins!
Anyway, I like the Snorlax that fought in the Bear Wars idea. Then after he got out of the army, he fell into depression, and fell drunk in the street. Still raves about the glory days, and really does not like those who fought on the other side of the war. Name: I dunno, if I threw an idea in, I'd go with Big Brother.
EDIT: Looked back at characters, should not meet Bumbles or Gramps unless hilarity is intended.
Then for ever more insanity, what if the Snorlax killed Bumbles' grandpa? (We need some sort of evil grin smiley...)
ALSO:
"Before your parents were even born. I... I committed many atrocities. For love, for glory, for money. We captured a god and tried to infuse it in new flesh. Just to prove we could. We told ourselves it didn't feel pain, that it was trying to trick us... But it's form screaming in pain, still haunts my nightmares. I thought it was for the best. We tortured an innocent creature for our own egos."
Dibs on creating a nuzloke about this! It will probably be based in diamond/peral/platinum, but it could be a good while before I get to it.
Seeing as Arceus can only be gotten by cheating, that wasn't in my mind at all. I was thinking of Palkia/Dialga/Giratina, and having Fuji be the last name of the Galactic scientist dude. But since you're probably going to resolve this in this game, Mewtwo comes to mind...
In other news, I've been looking at can we all survive, and noticing all the recurring jokes, everything from "All of my hate!:smallfurious:" To Meat Shields and Arranged Wifey. I'm trying not to fall out of my chair laughing. Anyway, back to the hillarity.
UPDATE (possibly bordering on post spamming): Am at Page 17, and am alternating between crying, laughing, and staring at the screen in abject horror. You write freakin' good, man.