Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
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Originally Posted by
Smoutwortel
You become even worse at poetry. You were a better poet(before this wish)
I wish for the world to burn.
Wish granted! The fire does nothing but mildly annoy you.
I wish to be not so oblivious to everything.
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted but everything that's supposed to entertain you through a suspenseful story is now boring. Movies, books, and games now put you to sleep because you're not oblivious to the ending. It's like you automatically see a complete set of spoilers before you watch or play them.
I wish DMV appointments weren't so boring.
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
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Originally Posted by
bug_sniper
Granted but everything that's supposed to entertain you through a suspenseful story is now boring. Movies, books, and games now put you to sleep because you're not oblivious to the ending. It's like you automatically see a complete set of spoilers before you watch or play them.
I wish DMV appointments weren't so boring.
Wish grantend! However, at the next DMV appointment you go to, your car explodes, making it certainly not boring but definitely not desirable.
I wish for a fish.
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted but it's a great white shark and it will have plenty of water and places to hide and search for little fish in. As in, your house becomes part of its enclosure and is now entirely underwater.
I wish jury duty wasn't so boring. (busses and trains are free for this so I'll take them)
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
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Originally Posted by
bug_sniper
Granted but it's a great white shark and it will have plenty of water and places to high and search for little fish in. As in, your house becomes part of its enclosure and is now entirely underwater.
I wish jury duty wasn't so boring. (busses and trains are free for this so I'll take them)
Wish granted. It's not as boring as it was, but it's still pretty dang boring. I wish that was semi-decent at spriting.
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted but only when your animation involves cans of Sprite.
I wish the mods would remove the flood of spam posts
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Wish granted, but instead of removing the bogus pharmaceutical posts, they are only able to remove posts that mention Spam, the processed meat product.
I wish for good grades.
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted. The city sends out its excavators and pavers and makes the roads less steep.
I wish to thank the mods for cleaning up the forum.
As for my real wish...
I wish I could read book at a rate of 1 second per page and fully comprehend them.
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
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Originally Posted by
bug_sniper
Granted. The city sends out its excavators and pavers and makes the roads less steep.
I wish to thank the mods for cleaning up the forum.
For a brief moment, you are all of us forum users at once, and speak our thoughts.
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Originally Posted by
bug_sniper
As for my real wish...
I wish I could read book at a rate of 1 second per page and fully comprehend them.
All books are now written by YouTubers who judge it necessary to spend more time on cheap rhetorical devices to retain the audience's attention than on saying anything of substance, and contain one idea per page, if you're lucky.
I wish I had time to make this post shorter.
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
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Originally Posted by
Rollin
For a brief moment, you are all of us forum users at once, and speak our thoughts.
All books are now written by YouTubers who judge it necessary to spend more time on cheap rhetorical devices to retain the audience's attention than on saying anything of substance, and contain one idea per page, if you're lucky.
I wish I had time to make this post shorter.
Wish granted! However, as the time begins, you immediately start wondering what you should cut, and you start falling, falling into the endless abyss of insanity as you struggle to choose what to remove and what to keep...
I wish I could afford to buy Pokemon Scarlet.
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
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Originally Posted by
TheHalfAasimar
I wish I could afford to buy Pokemon Scarlet.
Granted. I had to pawn your gaming console to raise the cash though.
I wish I had the ability to break any encryption.
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
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Originally Posted by
Mister Tom
Granted. I had to pawn your gaming console to raise the cash though.
I wish I had the ability to break any encryption.
Wish granted! Now, instead of using encryption, they lock information up in safes, making your skill useless.
I wish that the world made a bit more sense.
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
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Originally Posted by
TheHalfAasimar
Wish granted! Now, instead of using encryption, they lock information up in safes, making your skill useless.
I wish that the world made a bit more sense.
Granted! The world makes a bit more sense. Every hidden motive, every cruel intention, every injustice, and every tragedy becomes almost crystal clear, flooding your mind with unbearable understanding. You also become unbearably sarcastic.
I wish everyone got a little plush doll of their favorite animal
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
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Originally Posted by
oneshotTPK
Granted! The world makes a bit more sense. Every hidden motive, every cruel intention, every injustice, and every tragedy becomes almost crystal clear, flooding your mind with unbearable understanding. You also become unbearably sarcastic.
I wish everyone got a little plush doll of their favorite animal
Wish granted! However, they start getting stolen in large amounts, and make people very unhappy.
I wish my parents would understand manga beyond 'itsa comic book'