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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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Man on Fire
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Humans haven't evolved from chimps, humans and chimps evolved from the same species but are seperated evolutionary routes.
Yes, I am quite aware of this. However, my spell caster might not :smalltongue:
Now, would that be high-INT/low-WIS that would cause this mixup, or high-WIS/low-INT?
*May not make a high-INT, low-WIS wizard…
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* When confronted by a mere 20 of the BBEG's mooks (each with a CR of 1/2), the 13th-level Wilder/Cleric and 15th-level Cleric/Bard are not to surrender to them.
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*I am not to live my character by the Chicago Way.
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newBlazingAngel
*I am not to live my character by the Chicago Way.
** Cannot watch Spoony's Counter Monkeys series in search for ideas.
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Yes, I am quite aware of this. However, my spell caster might not
Now, would that be high-INT/low-WIS that would cause this mixup, or high-WIS/low-INT?
High Int, low Wis, I say - guy' smart, but not exactly educated...or wise for that matter.
* Party's wizard cannot use rapid evolution to prove world's religions wrong.
** If Party's wizard does this, party's cleric cannot summon his god to prove him wrong
*** Cannot drive rest of the party and DM insane by asking them to explain how the two are possible at the same time.
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*before researching a reverse-evolution spell, I am to consider that birds, crocodiles and dinosaurs are all distantly related and it might be unwise to poke them, chonologically speaking.
** Cannot use reverse-evolution to see where the hell does owlbears come from.
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newBlazingAngel
*I am not to teach amazons how to 'polish the long spear.'
**Sheathing the longsword is not appropriate either.
***Replacing longsword with shortsword solves nothing.
****Teaching "put the longsword in the alternate sheath" is right out.
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Originally Posted by
Ksheep
*May not make a high-INT, low-WIS wizard…
Wait...there are wizards that aren't high-INT, low-WIS?
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Originally Posted by
Flame of Anor
Wait...there are wizards that aren't high-INT, low-WIS?
** Harkle Harpell is NOT what all wizards should aspire to be…
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*** Neither is Rincewind…
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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Originally Posted by
Man on Fire
* Party's wizard cannot use rapid evolution to prove world's religions wrong.
** If Party's wizard does this, party's cleric cannot summon his god to prove him wrong
*** Wizard can NOT use Rapid Evolution on the god.
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Originally Posted by
Man on Fire
High Int, low Wis, I say - guy' smart, but not exactly educated...or wise for that matter.
To paraphrase SMBC...
"How dare you! With who were you cheating on me!? You ****ing bastard!!"
High-WIS answer: "Baby, I love you! I'd never cheat on you!"
High-INT answer: "You mean 'with whom'."
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* I am no longer allowed to throw guards off of their towers, solely to bodyslam them once they hit the ground.
* I am no longer allowed to be worshiped as a god at level 1.
* If my plan is to convince everyone that I'm a knight of noble birth, and not just some brigand who stole his stuff, I had better have a pretty good plan.
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*I will not try to take Weapon Focus and Weapon Specialization: Caltrops
* I will not give my gnome giant slayer climbing pitons so he can make climb checks on giants.
* I will no longer ambush my players with sociopathic halfling barbarians from inside their own Heward's Handy Haversack
*I will no longer call for random perception checks just to make them jumpy.
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*"Attempting to create a god of atheism" is not an appropriate goal for my Ur-Priest.
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*My character may not be named "Dr. Spaceman."
**Pronouncing it Spa-che-man does not help
***He does hand out prescriptions of animal blood to "straighten the spine."
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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Originally Posted by
Man on Fire
* Party's wizard cannot use rapid evolution to prove world's religions wrong.
** If Party's wizard does this, party's cleric cannot summon his god to prove him wrong
*** Cannot drive rest of the party and DM insane by asking them to explain how the two are possible at the same time.
****I am also not allowed to use rapid evolution to prove the theory of evolution wrong.
*****The existence of monsters that turn people into more monsters does not support my theory of evolution through mass spawn creation.
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* "Captain Proton" is not a valid character concept
** The BBEG is not Chaotica
*** Nor is it Queen Arachnia
**** Holonovels written by Tom Paris are not to be used in character/world creation
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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Originally Posted by
Man on Fire
* Party's wizard cannot use rapid evolution to prove world's religions wrong.
** If Party's wizard does this, party's cleric cannot summon his god to prove him wrong
*** Cannot drive rest of the party and DM insane by asking them to explain how the two are possible at the same time.
The gods created the first organism, and set it into a suitable environment, which over billions of years and with the aid of divine presence, eventually emerged in their image. What's so hard about that? :smallbiggrin: :smalltongue:
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* I am no longer allowed to throw guards off of their towers, solely to bodyslam them once they hit the ground.
Again, once you have the hit due to survive it, when is this ever a bad idea? :smalltongue:
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*I am to stop writing entire game systems, only to hide them inside my house only to be discovered after my suicide
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Doorhandle
Again, once you have the hit due to survive it, when is this ever a bad idea? :smalltongue:
Yes, but it's doing it at level 1, when you have single digit hit points, that makes it inadvisable. Granted, the fact that that character hasn't miraculously died yet is a good part of the aforementioned worship, given the stupid things he's done.
That said,
*Grappling two ogres in order to throw them into a river of lava is something best done at high levels, not Level 1. (To be fair, those ogres couldn't roll above a 5 to save their lives...)
Also, newBlazingAngel, is everything alright? That one's oddly specific, and a bit worrying.
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It's based off this writer who did something similar. I frankly have no idea who, could have even been a false memory on my part. I in no way plan to commit suicide and don't have the attention span to leave behind many home written game modules.
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Morithias
* Not allowed to assassinate the big bad by hiding a vial of poison in my vagina.
(Not kidding, after I did it, the group literally told me "never do that again")
It's the GM's fault, really, s/he failed to remember Evil Overlord item #26:
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No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me.
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Morithias
* Not allowed to assassinate the big bad by hiding a vial of poison in my vagina.
(Not kidding, after I did it, the group literally told me "never do that again")
** Not allowed to assassinate the big bad via energy drain due to my succubus/thrall of the succubus queen (I can't spell her name to save my life) levels.
*** Not allowed to use sex as a weapon unless it does NOT involve the perform (sex) skill. I.e Flirting with the guard to get him to let us through.
****Smothering a guard with my Heaving Bosom/Chiseled Pecs is more acceptable, but still not encouraged.
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* Not allowed to assassinate the big bad by hiding a vial of poison in my vagina.
* If big bad is a woman I have to remind the DM that I can use Smite Evil on anything, before she attempts to rape me.
(I heard of a guy who did this once).
* If male character is trying o buy their freedom by offering BBEG night with female character, I can reveal BBEG is gay and have him drag said male character to his bedchambers. However, making this face while doing so is crossing the line.
** So is quoting that picture.
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Man on Fire
* If big bad is a woman I have to remind the DM that I can use Smite Evil on anything, before she attempts to rape me.
(I heard of a guy who did this once).
I once tried to deal with this by houseruling that Smite Evil can only be used with weapons capable of drawing blood.
And it... well... you can probably already guess how that turned out.
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*I am to stop insulting my players in foreign languages.
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newBlazingAngel
*I am to stop insulting my players in foreign languages.
** I am to stop using normal phrases in fictitious languages that sound menacing.
I had decided that the language of the Orcs in my campaign is Klingon (since I had a Klingon-English dictionary lying around. Don't ask.) They managed to capture an orc and started questioning him. He spat out answers in his guttural language. They thought he was threatening them, until one cast "Comprehend Languages" and found out he was simply asking where the bathroom was…
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Craft (Cheese)
I once tried to deal with this by houseruling that Smite Evil can only be used with weapons capable of drawing blood.
And it... well... you can probably already guess how that turned out.
**Smite Evil can only be used with weapons which are capable of drawing blood from people other than female virgins.
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*Using Smite Evil with a whip while crying out, "Kneel before your master!" is not acceptable behavior for a paladin.
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Morithias
** Not allowed to assassinate the big bad via energy drain due to my succubus/thrall of the succubus queen (I can't spell her name to save my life) levels.
I'm confused. Isn't that basically what that class is FOR?
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Lord_Gareth
*Using Smite Evil with a whip while crying out, "Kneel before your master!" is not acceptable behavior for a paladin.
** No, not even for a Grey Guard
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* I may not try to kill off annoying NPCs by setting them up with my character's psycho ex from their backstory.
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Flame of Anor
**Smite Evil can only be used with weapons which are capable of drawing blood from people other than female virgins.
It was a pit fiend of all things, actually.
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*I am only allowed one character at a time.
**Controlling a platoon of level 2 warriors does not equal a level twenty fighter.
***Trampling only does a d1 of damage.
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planswalker
If you think this could make a fusion bomb in our world, you clearly don't understand the science behind one.
I don't think that this could produce a fusion bomb. I do know that it will provide hydrogen which is one of many requirements of the fusion bomb. I know that this is not enough, I also know that the look on the dm's face when the party artificer did just that justified me keeping my mouth shut about what I do know about physics.
For the record I do not claim to know more than the basics of how a fusion bomb works. Nor do I claim to be capable of building one. If I were capable, I would not be discussing it on an internet forum anyway for fear that the black helicopters would descend on my house:smallwink:
*I may not become king
*if I do become king I may not make the official written language of my kingdom be Explosive Runes, even though this would result in much less paperwork.
*I might hold a degree in mechanical engineering in real life, my barbarian does not, as such he may not engineer solutions to every problem encountered.
*A cannon is not a "wheeled lockpick"
*If asked for my invitation to a party that I was not invited to my response cannot be to blow up the building.
*If despite all of my lawbreaking the town guard refuses to attempt to arrest me due to the fear of what I did to the last set of guards to try it, my alignment will be set at chaotic evil.
*the folowing shows are no longer permitted to influence my charecter:
Monty Python, Star Wars, Star Trek, Spaceballs, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Indiana Jones, Hogan's Heroes, Get Smart, Robin Hood, anything that ever at any point appeared on telivision, or in written literature, or in cave paintings.
* I must stop referencing other works
*my character may not have a catchphrase
*My bard may never again say this line or any variation therof, "What do you mean violence isn't the answer? I find two things wrong with that statment, the negative and the grammar. Of course violins are the answer." (folowed by hitting the BBEG over the head with a violin)
**repeating this horrible pun ever again will result in me being beaten to death with a chello.
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Lord_Gareth
*Using Smite Evil with a whip while crying out, "Kneel before your master!" is not acceptable behavior for a paladin.
**Smite Good on the other hand...
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* I may no longer describe the scene in David Attenborough's voice.
** The same goes for Morgan Freeman
*** Ditto for James Earl Jones, Hal Douglas, Mike Rowe, Alan Alda…
**** You know what, if I try to describe a scene as any actor or narrator, the players are now allowed to punch me in the throat.
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My dwarves must stop speaking in German accents.
Elves do not all sound like gay Brits.
The PC elf in the party does not count for this count
Catfolk do not speak with a French accent.
Goblinoids do not all speak like Scottish pirates.
Kobolds do not have Australian accents.
I am no longer allowed to do voices while DM'ing.
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Techwarrior
I am no longer allowed to do voices while DM'ing.
** I may run an entire session speaking in a monotone
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Techwarrior
My dwarves must stop speaking in German accents.
Elves do not all sound like gay Brits.
The PC elf in the party does not count for this count
Catfolk do not speak with a French accent.
Goblinoids do not all speak like Scottish pirates.
Kobolds do not have Australian accents.
I am no longer allowed to do voices while DM'ing.
*I may not base the dwarf king's accent on Fat Bastard.
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*If I am playing a foreigner, I must not always make their real world equivilent French.
**Even if it makes sense.
*May not take up another language just to have something different.
**Especially if it doesn't use our alphabet.
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Craft (Cheese)
It was a pit fiend of all things, actually.
Wait, wait, are you telling me that a paladin character actually drew blood from a pit fiend by attacking it with his manhood? :smalleek:
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Originally Posted by
Techwarrior
My dwarves must stop speaking in German accents.
Elves do not all sound like gay Brits.
The PC elf in the party does not count for this count
Catfolk do not speak with a French accent.
Goblinoids do not all speak like Scottish pirates.
Kobolds do not have Australian accents.
I am no longer allowed to do voices while DM'ing.
Also, swapping languages because I know the party didn't know the language is rude. Particularly if I do so more than three times a sentence
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I am not allowed to do a fairly major plot exposition doing my best imitation of GLaDOS for several hours.
* this includes if the plot exposer is an AI or other non-human device.
I am not allowed to have Microsoft Sam do the voices for my Warforged NPCs.
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Cealocanth
I am not allowed to do a fairly major plot exposition doing my best imitation of GLaDOS for several hours.
* this includes if the plot exposer is an AI or other non-human device.
I am not allowed to have Microsoft Sam do the voices for my Warforged NPCs.
**Clippy is right out.
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Flame of Anor
Wait, wait, are you telling me that a paladin character actually drew blood from a pit fiend by attacking it with his manhood? :smalleek:
* I don't care what you intend to use them for, you may not buy silvered condoms!
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* Cannot base my artificer on Doctor Insano
** Or Doktor Sleepless for that matter
*** Cannot combine Bard and Artificer and base him on Doctor Horrible
**** Basing him on Doctor Steel is right out.
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*My character's ethos cannot be "because I'm a prick."
** Not even if he's NE.
***The best use of my standard action is not "to screw over as many people as possible."
*I cannot use Alter Self to trick the Paladin into sleeping with me.
**Especially if he's conservative
***If said Paladin refuses to enter conjugal relations before marriage, I may not devote all my effort to tricking him into marrying me.
****If I do break the above rules, my overall goal is not to make him fall.
*****If this results in my death, I deserve everything I get.
*****+If the (ex)Paladin failed to see through a plan that spent five minutes in the sun on a hot day and got called dinner, he deserves everything he got.
******If anyone understands the above idiom, they deserve a cookie.
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Ksheep
**** You know what, if I try to describe a scene as any actor or narrator, the players are now allowed to punch me in the throat.
* Must not point out that legendary British monologer Ronnie Corbett is, technically, none of those things due to being retired.... :smalltongue:
** Also that Pee-Wee Herman is the character, not the actor. :smallbiggrin:
* Must not challenge the DM's decisions by calling his wife in from the other room and having her harangue him until he relents.
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*Even if my Villain is a master of disguise he cannot pretend to be a super hero known as the "Human Sub"
**Even if he is dressed as a sub sandwich and has two condiment guns that shoot mayo and mustard.
**Also cannot pretend to be KungFu Chicken Noodle, a man who fights crime ever since he was trapped inside a large soup can.
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* No party member is allowed to scout ahead alone after the incident with the Red mantis.
* May not seduce anyone named "Eats What He Kills".
* No party member is allowed to scout ahead alone after the second incident with the Red Mantis.
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Jivundus
*****+If the (ex)Paladin failed to see through a plan that spent five minutes in the sun on a hot day and got called dinner, he deserves everything he got.
******If anyone understands the above idiom, they deserve a cookie.
Because it's half-baked?
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* As a DM I cannot justify all the dungeons being filled with tons of loot due to "on every June 25th the anti-santa delivers presents to all the evil girls and boys".
** An exception to the above rule will be made if the normal santa gives gifts to the heroes when december 25th comes around.
*** As a player if the anti-santa exists, I may not hunt down his workshop and just rob him.
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Morithias
* As a DM I cannot justify all the dungeons being filled with tons of loot due to "on every June 25th the anti-santa delivers presents to all the evil girls and boys".
** An exception to the above rule will be made if the normal santa gives gifts to the heroes when december 25th comes around.
*** As a player if the anti-santa exists, I may not hunt down his workshop and just rob him.
It is however fully acceptable to make this a BBEG masterpaln only to be averted/corrected by sad heroes.
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Socratov
It is however fully acceptable to make this a BBEG masterpaln only to be averted/corrected by sad heroes.
What's wrong with the happy ones?
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Flame of Anor
What's wrong with the happy ones?
Well, think about it: If you had to kill Santa, would you be very happy about it?
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Flame of Anor
What's wrong with the happy ones?
The happy ones are the evil ones… although I'm sure they'd like to kill Anti-Santa as well so they can hoard all the evil people's goodies for themselves :smalltongue:
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*May not become bad-santa.
*There is no badass santa that gives gifts to whomever impresses him.
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Doorhandle
*May not become bad-santa.
*There is no badass santa that gives gifts to whomever impresses him.
** No, badass Santa is NOT Chuck Norris…
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Doorhandle
*There is no badass santa that gives gifts to whomever impresses him.
** Yes there is, her name is the GM. I'll happily give a reward for player creativity!
*** "Reward for player creativity" may or may not consist of falling rocks.
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Flame of Anor
Because it's half-baked?
And the cookie is won.
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Originally Posted by Socratov
It is however fully acceptable to make this a BBEG masterpaln only to be averted/corrected by sad heroes.
*This is not an excuse to use a certain Dr Seuss book as the plotline.
*No, your bard doesn't habitually speak in rhyme.
**Especially if he's an Awakened Anthropomorphic cat.
***If you must break the above rule, under no circumstances may he wear a hat or cast Conjuration [Summoning] spells.
****That's it. Dactylic trimetre for all dialogue, no exceptions.
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*If the key to defeating the BBEG is the power of friendship, I must learn to accept that my players are doomed to failure.
** This includes if their backstories say they are friends.
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* I may not make Glasses of Disguise using the alternate body slot rules for magic items.
** Said glasses do not provide my extremely well known, super strength character with a secret identity.
*** Especially if all it does is change my brightly colored leotard into a suit, brush my hair back, and make it so I'm wearing a pair of glasses…
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* I must have "Common" (English) as a known language, even if I could proficiently speak an entire game of D&D in another language
** Having this proficiency means you have to use it
* If you want to play as a construct, you aren't allowed to have said construct develop "feelings for other characters"
** Extended to other constructs as well
* Just because the game is "non-serious" or "just for laughs" doesn't mean you can make a monk who's only form of combat is removing clothing from all enemies in order to humiliate them
* Having a fighter who is "suspicious of magic" doesn't allow you to threaten to kill every caster in the party whenever they cast a spell
** I am no longer allowed to cause lethal damage to my fellow party members (without reasonable cause)
*** Reasonable cause is now up to a vote put solely to the entire party
*A mount with a burrow speed isn't able to be ridden while burrowing