Omg Mythbuster just disproved the Myth discussing physics kills cat girls oO
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Omg Mythbuster just disproved the Myth discussing physics kills cat girls oO
2601: As a human, I am no longer allowed to play drinking games with Dwarves and then fully rely on my senses to accurately assess the charisma score of any female... ever.
2602: Sorcerors are nice. A good charisma score will get you laid. However, a crappy wisdom score will force you to fail spot checks. As such, I am never allowed to assume that the 6 wild elves I see in front of me are the only wild elves rolling initiative against me.
2603: I can never try and take Bardic Knowledge as a cross-class skill.
2604: The DM has many, many ranks in Knowledge (What the heck he is talking about). It is never my job to ask him.
2605: Never am I allowed to refer to our raptoran compatriot as "the bird" no matter how many poor landing places he chooses.
2606: I don't care how many ranks you have in perform mime you cannot create walls of force with it.
Wow. This has come a long way...
2607: Being the heir of a forgotten civilization does have some perks. These perks do not include the right to "claim" any woman you meet along our travels as your "lady". This goes double for any unmarried daughters of diplomats and the king's queen.
2608: Ingesting small amounts of silversheen over a long period of time will not give him resistance to silver, thereby making his damage reduction better.
2609: Imitating the noise of a falling kobold trapped in a perpetual falling trap (aka. squeaky scream) when the DM is trying to maintain an air of seriousness is in bad taste. Especially if that trap was yours and the kobold was supposed to be the BBEG.
2610. Not allowed to confuse nearby non-roleplayers about monks having un-armed strike feet.
2611. Explanations involving "bonus feet" are also not advisable.
2612: In Call of Cthulhu, I should not attempt to seduce the 80 year old men sitting outside the Dunwich general store and chewing tobacco. This causes the Keeper to have to roll a sanity check for himself.
2613: No, you are not allowed to extract the other PC's brains.
... No, not even if you're a mindflayer cleric.
NO!!!
2614. I may not refer to my Neutral Evil Druid as “Dire”
2615. I may not spread rumors of a hobgoblin invasion, just to get a better price to sell my old weapons.
2616. No, actually causing an invasion is not better.
2617. No matter the intimidation score, a character without Sense Motive should not perform the interrogation.
2618- You may not convert the wizard's robe into a mini-skirt while the rest of the party's asleep
2619- Especially if the wizard is male
2620- Spellcasters may not baleful polymorph enemies into ravens, then sell them to other spellcasters as familiars
2621: The warforged made of Adamantine should not be the anchor while climbing. If he falls we all fall.
2622: Do not pad the warforged with pillows to make the landing softer for everyone. It only helps him.
2623: You may not pretend to be part of the rope chain so that you're safe when the padded warforged brings everyone else down.
2625: I am never allowed to use prestidigitation to reshape or move body parts, create groups of butterflies, or chage anything into a small bird just to mess with an NPC who is high on devil's grass.
2625a: I am, however, allowed to occupy said NPC with a small wooden ball while we talk amongst the party.
2626: An open flame still gets an attack against me even if I tumble through its square.
(look for more rediculous things after I get back from campaigning tonight!!)
2627: No, the Ranger (D&D) was not in 'Nam.
2628: Favored Enemy (PC) is not an option...
2629: Nor Is Ally...
2630: Or Enemy...
2631: Or BBEG...
2632: Or Self...
2633: Or DM...
2634: Halfling, however, is an okay choice...
2635: Gnome is an EXCELLENT choice...
2636: Unless, of course, you are a gnome...
2637: I don't care about the backstory...an elf shouldn't weild an elf-bane weapon of any type...EVER...
433: I cannot make a craft (baby) check each time im alone with the hot elf
Pun intended?
2638. Don't bring a crazy psion with a grudge against kobolds to a kobold lair when you want to negotiate.
2639. You can't use slight of hand to feel up the defeated succubus before her body discorpreates.
2640. Gelatinous Cubes are not edible. Nor may they be greeted with the shout "J-E-L-L-O! It's Alive"
2639: My stronghold's economic activity may not involve farming gelatinous cubes as an efficient source of gelatin.
2641: No matter how high I roll I can not under any circumstances...make an atom bomb.
2641: using a wish spell to destroy the drow underdark's clothe's supply, while possible, is in horrible taste.
2642: It is in even worse taste to paint yourself black and go down their afterwards.
2643: chaining the tarrasque up and hacking pieces off of it constantly "for scientific research" WILL violate your Druidic code.
2644: You may not attempt to bluff every NPC you meet that "I AM YOUR FAAATHEEEER!"
2645: Especially if you're playing a female character
2646: you may target, shoot, and even talk to inanimate objects, just don't expect them run, die, or respond.
(True story: this guy yelled at a gazebo, got mad when it didn't respond, then shot it with a cross bow.)
2647: In the continuing saga, "Whoops" is not sufficient apology for dropping the ceiling on the wizard.
2648: No longer allowed to play anything with more than 4 domains.
2648: Not allowed to base any more characters off of Tom Kazansky or Teiresius.
4650. When the party forgets to bring an anchor, you may not get an idea by looking at the warforged
2651: The DM is no longer allowed to bring in the Master Chief to be an enemy, nor UNSC marines, nor anything else...we're keepin' the guns though. >:)