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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!
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Originally Posted by
Kneenibble
How I wishy, I wishy this thread were not a thread on an Internet forum, but a club where baroque and soft jazz were played on a dais littered with all auspicious instruments; that I might, with a tongue sweetened with chewing of licorice and liquors, snog such a handful of you by tealight gloam and like a loved mermaid dash my sea-fae form to foam.
Sophisticated As Hell there, Kneebiter.
Also, thread subtitles are a thing now?
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!
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Originally Posted by
Heliomance
Also, thread subtitles are a thing now?
They are a thing everywhere else so why not here. CONFORM! DO NOT DEVIATE FROM THE NORM.
:smalltongue:
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!
I took on someone at work today over whether gay people are really people. I think I (rhetorically speaking) kicked her teeth in.
I reserve the right to non-rhetorically kick in the teeth of those using needless violence, but only such people. So yeah, evil beware. We have waffles.
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!
...Seriously? :smallconfused: Do they think that non-heteronormative people are lizard people infiltrators from the center of the earth?
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Originally Posted by
Heliomance
Also, thread subtitles are a thing now?
Huh? :smallconfused: I thought you were there when it all went down last thread.
I expressed relief in retrospect that my mistake in adding a subtitle hadn't been repeated. That perked up the ears of several people and once you've got people having fun with coming up with them, there's no going back.
I should've kept quiet. I really, really should have. :smallfrown:
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!
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Originally Posted by
Coidzor
Huh? :smallconfused: I thought you were there when it all went down last thread.
I was, I thought it was going to be a one-time thing
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!
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Originally Posted by
golentan
I took on someone at work today over whether gay people are really people. I think I (rhetorically speaking) kicked her teeth in.
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Originally Posted by
Coidzor
...Seriously? :smallconfused: Do they think that non-heteronormative people are lizard people infiltrators from the center of the earth?
I heard somewhere that gays are men who have lost the capability to love and therefore their only interest is sex.
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!
If you don't mind me being nosey Helio, what are your thoughts about how your little experiment went overall? Do you think you'll be going out in girl mode more often? :smallsmile:
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!
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Originally Posted by
Coidzor
...Seriously? :smallconfused: Do they think that non-heteronormative people are lizard people infiltrators from the center of the earth?
Crap. he's on to me.:belkar:
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!
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Originally Posted by
golentan
*Looks up from stroking the fine hairs on the back of Kneenibble's neck*
Yeah, I basically stole the whole text of my opening from lix (I think it was lix).
You don't like techno kender? Well, will you at least
dansa med oss?
Well, youtube is down for me, so hard for me to say! Some techno is semi-acceptable if we are only dancing, but I think this is a conversational pub!
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Originally Posted by
Asta Kask
I heard somewhere that gays are men who have lost the capability to love and therefore their only interest is sex.
That makes PERFECT sense! ... No, wait, the exact opposite of that.
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!
Awwww... Our thread is legally old enough to drink now.:smallredface:
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!
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Originally Posted by
KenderWizard
That makes PERFECT sense! ... No, wait, the exact opposite of that.
Yes everyone knows gay people don't have souls and instead there are evil spirits inside them and that's why they aren't attracted to people with good souls in them but only to other people with evil spirits (Bi people have both that are fighting for control) and the evil spirits are always trying to create more vessels for evil spirits.
Also there are different evil spirits. One for each gender.
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!
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Originally Posted by
pffh
Yes everyone knows gay people don't have souls and instead there are evil spirits inside them and that's why they aren't attracted to people with good souls in them but only to other people with evil spirits (Bi people have both that are fighting for control) and the evil spirits are always trying to create more vessels for evil spirits.
Also there are different evil spirits. One for each gender.
The truth is, it is the gingers who lack souls!
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!
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Originally Posted by
Triscuitable
The truth is, it is the gingers who lack souls!
I think I remember reading somewhere that statements like these legally entitle me to disembowel you. Although my searing orange flames have faded now (and even started to disappear altogether! :smalleek:) ginger jokes still rub me the wrong way.
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!
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Originally Posted by
Lil Shiro
Awwww... Our thread is legally old enough to drink now.:smallredface:
That happened three threads ago. Silly Americans.
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!
Shoo and come back in 194 thread's time. Give it a week or two. :smalltongue:
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!
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Originally Posted by
Asta Kask
I heard somewhere that gays are men who have lost the capability to love and therefore their only interest is sex.
Ah. the ancients times when gays were only thought of as promiscuous, soulless, child molesters. When was that, like, the 70s?
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!
I heard it last year, actually. Or maybe two years ago.
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!
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Originally Posted by
Asta Kask
I heard it last year, actually. Or maybe two years ago.
Oh, I was talking about my statement, I very much suspect that all these things are very much believed by people, just not all at the same time.
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!
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Originally Posted by
The Succubus
I think I remember reading somewhere that statements like these legally entitle me to disembowel you. Although my searing orange flames have faded now (and even started to disappear altogether! :smalleek:) ginger jokes still rub me the wrong way.
When I can laugh about my own carrot-top, I think the jokes are fine. But nonetheless, we will maintain beautiful blonde hair into old age, while all others will become white haired and MISERABLE! AGAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!
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Originally Posted by
Triscuitable
When I can laugh about my own carrot-top, I think the jokes are fine. But nonetheless, we will maintain beautiful blonde hair into old age, while all others will become white haired and MISERABLE! AGAHAHAHAHA!
This is true. Also, our flame haired women are hawt.
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!
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Originally Posted by
pffh
Yes everyone knows gay people don't have souls and instead there are evil spirits inside them and that's why they aren't attracted to people with good souls in them but only to other people with evil spirits (Bi people have both that are fighting for control) and the evil spirits are always trying to create more vessels for evil spirits.
Also there are different evil spirits. One for each gender.
Not a perfect analogy, but Exalted's Anathema?
~ ♅
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!
I don't mind going gray. I accepted that fate a long time ago.
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!
Having seen your piccie, I reckon you'd look quite dashing with silver locks.
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!
I have quite a few white hairs already. Maybe they don't show because the lighting?
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!
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Originally Posted by
The Succubus
If you don't mind me being nosey Helio, what are your thoughts about how your little experiment went overall? Do you think you'll be going out in girl mode more often? :smallsmile:
Oh yeah, missed this. Yes, I think I will. I've been wearing blouses and women's jeans in public for a while, and I've now started shaving and applying foundation every day. From there, well, all that's needed to project "girl" is breasts and a high ponytail. It's surprised me how little I need to change to swap between female and feminine. I suppose my day to day presentation has been reasonably androgynous for a while, I just haven't noticed as I tend to see a guy in the mirror unless the female presentation is quite overt.
I have an MtF friend who doesn't use her chesticles any more, so I'm hoping to borrow them soon.
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!
*hugs*
I'm happy for you.
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!
Currently planning on exploring femininity for a while, hopefully enough to start eroding people's perception of me as male - and possibly my own as well - then approach androgyny from the other side.
I really do need to work on my voice though.
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!
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Originally Posted by
Qaera
Not a perfect analogy, but Exalted's Anathema?
~ ♅
The what of whos now?
Exalted the RPG? I know nothing about that.
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!
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Originally Posted by
Asta Kask
I don't mind going gray. I accepted that fate a long time ago.
I would welcome the chance to go gray, as long as it meant I had hair to go gray.
Alas, that pesky baldness gene runs in both sides of my family. :smallfrown: