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It's not snuggles if it doesn't have a Shield Brooch for an eye and the ability to cast disintegrate at will from the other.
Talk about Mad-Eye Moody.
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And to think, all this "Snuggles" business started from the long running joke hard n' true fact that a housecat can destroy a commoner (and now, as it turns out, an epic level anything).
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You know, this last incarnation seem to have lost some of its appeal. It was much cooler when it was tiny.
Where's this Epic Salmon?
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Snuggles doesn't sleep. he waits.
Damn you Chuck Norris! Why must we suffer so?
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cnsvnc
You know, this last incarnation seem to have lost some of its appeal. It was much cooler when it was tiny.
I shall now herald you as the prophet of the One True Snuggles, and attempt to organize a Conservative Church of the Dark Lord Snuggles around you and your teachings.
Submit to the CCotDLS, mortals, and perhaps the Tiny Cute Evil One will spare you. Perhaps.
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Submit to the CCotDLS, mortals, and perhaps the Tiny Cute Evil One will spare you. Perhaps.
Maybe you should throw in a coffee maker? One that does espresso.
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All hail Suggles!!!
Out of interest what are "That Damn Crab" and the "Epic Salmon"
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_Zoot_
All hail Suggles!!!
Out of interest what are "That Damn Crab" and the "Epic Salmon"
That Damn Crab is a Monstrous Crab that is exceptionally powerful for its stated CR. It's expected that the crab would be a decent challenge for a group of ECL 6-8. People thought it'd be funny if they added a bunch of templates to it and made it into a god. I don't know about the Salmon, but I imagine it's pretty much the same thing.
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cnsvnc
You know, this last incarnation seem to have lost some of its appeal. It was much cooler when it was tiny.
Where's this Epic Salmon?
Damn you Chuck Norris! Why must we suffer so?
Epic Salmon's a GameFAQs contribution, and because there is a faster purge on old posts there, I can't link it. It resulted from people noticing Salmon couldn't actually statistically swim up waterfalls, so they added templates until it could.
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Ascension
I shall now herald you as the prophet of the One True Snuggles, and attempt to organize a Conservative Church of the Dark Lord Snuggles around you and your teachings.
Submit to the CCotDLS, mortals, and perhaps the Tiny Cute Evil One will spare you. Perhaps.
I'm having an insurrection here! The One True Snuggles is a housecat with disintegrate at-will and a shield brooch. None of this tentacled madness!
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AstralFire
Epic Salmon's a GameFAQs contribution, and because there is a faster purge on old posts there, I can't link it. It resulted from people noticing Salmon couldn't actually statistically swim up waterfalls, so they added templates until it could.
This is a bit of an understatement; I think it would be more appropriate to say that they added templates until the Salmon could devour waterfalls: and then things got nuts after that.
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Ascension
I shall now herald you as the prophet of the One True Snuggles, and attempt to organize a Conservative Church of the Dark Lord Snuggles around you and your teachings.
Submit to the CCotDLS, mortals, and perhaps the Tiny Cute Evil One will spare you. Perhaps.
Clearly, you are a backwards ignorant who is not fit to touch the tiniest fur of our Dark Lord's soft coat.
Snuggles is not content with remaining as he is. We must progress the worship of Snuggles and Snuggles himself, so we may...
Uh...
Do stuff!
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oh dear, are we dividing into Sects already?
very well, pick your name, weekly meeting place and baseball uniform colour.
first game on thursday, snacks will be available for purchase, bring your own chair.
use of evil soul destroying magic is frowned upon in the first inning
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lordhenry4000
This is a bit of an understatement; I think it would be more appropriate to say that they added templates until the Salmon could devour waterfalls: and then things got nuts after that.
You need a DC 80 Check to make it up Waterfalls and I believe they decided to make up the difference purely with strength checks, so it is possible that the Salmon could devour waterfalls before it could swim up them, yes.
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Snuggles weakness: A small shaft of warm natural sunlight, only then does snuggles sleeps. To bribe snuggles, must bring can of tuna. If you brought can opener adn are opening said can of tune you get a +10 (or +20) to handle animal check (or would that be a survival check?)
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Autohypnosis to resist fear.
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Lord Denyuar
Snuggles weakness: A small shaft of warm natural sunlight, only then does snuggles sleeps. To bribe snuggles, must bring can of tuna. If you brought can opener adn are opening said can of tune you get a +10 (or +20) to handle animal check (or would that be a survival check?)
handle animal? HANDLE ANIMAL?
*SLAP!*
thou hast better invested ranks in handle GOD or you'll soon be wishing you had a bloody stump to draw back.
Dark lord snuggles dines only on Epic Salmon canned in infernal bronze, the only can opener worthy of his attention is a holy avenger, which he uses as a toothpick after dining first on your charred corpse, and then on the salmon at his leisure.
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Lord Denyuar
Snuggles weakness: A small shaft of warm natural sunlight, only then does snuggles sleeps. To bribe snuggles, must bring can of tuna. If you brought can opener adn are opening said can of tune you get a +10 (or +20) to handle animal check (or would that be a survival check?)
Sure. You can roll Handle Animal to interact with Snuggles, if he doesn't roll Handle Animal to interact with you first. Even if you did go first, the DC is somewhere near Graham's Number. That +10 or +20 isn't going to help too much unless you're using it on your damage roll with the Holy Avenger to open his salmon
(Ninja'd halfway through posting :smalltongue:)
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ALL HAIL SNUGGLES!
the true one, the one that casts disentigration from one eye and has a shielding broach in the other
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Smeggedoff
handle animal?
Dark lord snuggles dines only on Epic Salmon canned in infernal bronze, the only can opener worthy of his attention is a holy avenger, which he uses as a toothpick after dining first on your charred corpse, and then on the salmon at his leisure.
This is probably my favorite part of the thread so far. Points for making me laugh out loud.
Also, I'm not certain its the original Epic Salmon, but when searching google to double-check its exact composition, I found an archived Wizards thread that declared it to be a Pseudonatural Paragon Tauric Gold Dragon/Salmon of Legend. I thought the giant pair of gold dragon wings instead of salmon fins was a nice touch, as was the modified breath weapon of breathing out a gigantic cone of fish.
As for Snuggles, however, I must favor the original words of the prophet Astralfire:
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It's not snuggles if it doesn't have a Shield Brooch for an eye and the ability to cast disintegrate at will from the other.
And what's it take to get some artist to get us some pictures of the Cat of the Deadly Eyes, anyways? I'd doodle and sketch during class, but it wouldn't look any good.
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That's not all of the templates. It's also supposed to have the Kaiju template or whatever it's called from Dragon.
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Wasn't one of the intended results of the kaiju template that it has some sort of Death Throe effect so that it explodes explosively upon death?
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Holy cow this got out of hand.
Wasn't able to access internet due to computer problems.
To answer the initial questions asked:
The game is DnD.
Encounter:
5 level 5 characters, fighting a zombie 5-headed hydra and about 15 zombie commoners. hydra on one end, zombies on other end of a 20 ft wide, 200 ft long hallway. Killed wizard with hydra, got barbarian into negatives, and brought another player to exactly 0 hp.
The problem was that the group tried to split up and fight both at once, instead of taking out one group or the other. A wizard and a barbarian fighting alone versus the hydra allowed their death/near-death.
First off, is this EL to high for the party or was the party just being stupid?
Also, I should note that the hydra killed the wizard on three solid hits and one critical, bringing him from full health to death.
As for the other multiple pages, I haven't looked at everything yet.
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Also, funny thing happened. The first actual encounter was with a housecat. A maze that threw out a different monster each time you went back to the start, starting with a housecat and working its way up the CR. They ended up at CR 5, where I was hoping it would end, killing a dire lion and figuring out the puzzle.
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Originally Posted by
IM@work
Holy cow this got out of hand.
Wasn't able to access internet due to computer problems.
To answer the initial questions asked:
The game is DnD.
Encounter:
5 level 5 characters, fighting a zombie 5-headed hydra and about 15 zombie commoners. hydra on one end, zombies on other end of a 20 ft wide, 200 ft long hallway. Killed wizard with hydra, got barbarian into negatives, and brought another player to exactly 0 hp.
The problem was that the group tried to split up and fight both at once, instead of taking out one group or the other. A wizard and a barbarian fighting alone versus the hydra allowed their death/near-death.
First off, is this EL to high for the party or was the party just being stupid?
Also, I should note that the hydra killed the wizard on three solid hits and one critical, bringing him from full health to death.
As for the other multiple pages, I haven't looked at everything yet.
hi OP
welcome to the cult of snuggles
But i would personally say that scenario might be a BIT over the top-EL wise. But they had choices, and made a poor choice by splitting up. They should have mopped up the zombies, and then pegged if they didnt have the reserves left over to take out the hydra
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some1 needs to stat out snuggles, the tiny one that can shoot disentigrate at will and has a broach of shielding for the other eye, yet is still unbelievably strong and fast and has multiple deity ranks
i would do it myself, but i don't have books for paragon and diety ranks :smallfrown:
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Snuggles? SNUGGLES!! SNUGGLES!
blasphemy. a creature like this "snuggles" cannot be nearly as powerful as our god and creator-
*dies by mysterious disintegrate blast*
Ghost: crap.
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This is amazing. Best. Thread. Derail. Ever.
I am in the act of statting up AstralFire's original idea for 4e (sorry everybody, I don't have any 3.5e homebrew experience, or any of the books :smalltongue:).
Hope no one minds if I make in an Immortal Beast, though. Natural Beasts have a strict INT cap. Also, it will have (kitteh) subtype.
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AstralFire
You need a DC 80 Check to make it up Waterfalls and I believe they decided to make up the difference purely with strength checks, so it is possible that the Salmon could devour waterfalls before it could swim up them, yes.
Wouldn't a swim speed negate the problem of making swim checks?
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ashmanonar
Wouldn't a swim speed negate the problem of making swim checks?
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Originally Posted by d20srd.org
A creature with a swim speed can move through water at its indicated speed without making Swim checks. It gains a +8 racial bonus on any Swim check to perform a special action or avoid a hazard. The creature always can choose to take 10 on a Swim check, even if distracted or endangered when swimming. Such a creature can use the run action while swimming, provided that it swims in a straight line.
It needs to use them for special actions, like waterfall swimming.
I'll take a shot at statting The One True Snuggles shortly.
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I'll take a shot at statting The One True Snuggles shortly.
Please, let me.
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Snuggles
Cat
Size/Type: Tiny Animal (Perfectly Normal Cat, Cute)
Hit Dice: ∞ d8+∞ (∞ hp)
Initiative: +∞
Speed: ∞ ft. (∞ squares)
Armor Class: ∞ (+2 size, +∞ Dex, +∞ Awesome), touch ∞, flat-footed ∞
Base Attack/Grapple: +∞/+∞
Attack: Claw +∞ melee (1d∞+∞)
Full Attack: 2 claws +∞ melee (1d∞+∞) and bite +∞ melee (1d∞+∞)
Space/Reach: 2˝ ft./0 ft.
Special Attacks: All
Special Qualities: All
Saves: Fort +∞, Ref +∞, Will +∞
Abilities: Str ∞, Dex ∞, Con ∞, Int ∞, Wis ∞, Cha ∞
Skills: Snuggles has a +∞ modifier on all skills
Feats: All
Environment: Everywhere hope lies in the hearts of men
Organization: Hopefully alone
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Challenge Rating: ∞
Snuggles receives a +∞ awesome bonus on all skill checks.
Spell-Like Abilities (Ex): Snuggles may cast any spell that has ever existed, including Epic spells as a spell-like ability. He may research and create new Epic spells as a free action. He does not need any material components, focuses, XP, or any other requirements to cast spells. Snuggles casts all spells as a free action.
Small Harmless Kitten (Ex): Snuggles may gain or lose any feat, skill, class feature, Divine Rank, special ability, special quality, or special attack as a free action. All numerical modifiers become ∞, unless Snuggles chooses otherwise.
Win Dungeons & Dragons (Ex): Snuggles may win D&D as a free action.
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Hydras, if you're not expecting them, can be almost as bad as dragons in terms of disproportionately dangerous for their CR. Zombie hydras are more managable, but they retain almost all of their significant offensive capability.
Oh, and ALL HAIL THE GREAT SNUGGLES!
Hmmm..Psuedonatural Paragon Ikea Tarrasque Snuggles?
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Snuggles in 3.x
The One True Snuggles
Paragon Cat
Small Magical Beast (Augmented, Kitteh)
HD 3d10+36+21 (87)
Speed 240 ft. (48 squares)
Init: +10
AC 90; touch 85; flat-footed 88
(+2 Size, +2 Dex, +12 Luck, +12 Insight, +30 Natural Armor, +25 Divine, +7 Deflection)
Divine Rank 25
BAB +3; Grp +57
Attack Epic Claw +63 melee
(1d2+24 damage, 20/x2)
Full-Attack 2 epic claws +63 melee (1d2+24 damage, 20/x2) and epic bite +60 melee (1d3+24 damage, 20/x2)
Space 2.5 ft.; Reach 0 ft.
Special Attacks Spell-Like Abilities (Sp)
Special Qualities Scent (Fear), Magic missile immunity, fire resistance 30. Damage reduction 35/epic. SR 40. Fast healing 20. Always maximize roll. Deity immunities.
Saves Fort +45 Ref +48 Will +44
Abilities Str 18, Dex 30, Con 25, Int 27, Wis 27, Cha 24
Skills Balance +32, Craft (Fear) +23, Climb +26, Concentration +24, Hide +38, Intimidate +Yes, Jump +30, Listen +23, Move Silently +30, Perform (Decapitation) +23, Spot +23, +10 competence bonus to all other skills
Feats Stealthy, Weapon Finesse, Quick Draw, Exotic Weapon Proficiency (Human Corpse)
Environment Your house. To the left of your chair. Don't look.
Organization Alone, hopefully
Challenge Rating 15
Alignment Batman
Spell-Like Abilities Snuggles can use disintegrate at will as a 35th level sorcerer, and greater dispel magic, haste, and see invisibility 3/day each as a 15th level wizard.
Magic Missile Immunity (Ex) Snuggles replaced one of its eyes with a Brooch of Shielding. This also grants it a +Yes bonus to Intimidate.
Always Maximize Roll Greater deities automatically get the best result possible on any check, saving throw, attack roll, or damage roll.
Deity Immunities A deity is immune to polymorphing, petrification, or any other attack that alters its form. Any shape-altering powers the deity might have work normally on itself. A deity is not subject to energy drain, ability drain, or ability damage. A deity is immune to mind-affecting effects (charms, compulsions, phantasms, patterns, and morale effects). Snuggles is immune to electricity, cold, and acid, even if the attacker is a deity of higher divine rank. Snuggles is also immune to disease and poison, stunning, sleep, paralysis, and death effects, disintegration and effects that imprison or banish creatures. (Such effects include banishment, binding, dimensional anchor, dismissal, imprisonment, repulsion, soul bind, temporal stasis, trap the soul, and turning and rebuking.)
More Deity Traits
Seriously, you lose.
Combat
It was nice knowing you.
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Originally Posted by
IM@work
Holy cow this got out of hand.
Wasn't able to access internet due to computer problems.
To answer the initial questions asked:
The game is DnD.
Encounter:
5 level 5 characters, fighting a zombie 5-headed hydra and about 15 zombie commoners. hydra on one end, zombies on other end of a 20 ft wide, 200 ft long hallway. Killed wizard with hydra, got barbarian into negatives, and brought another player to exactly 0 hp.
The problem was that the group tried to split up and fight both at once, instead of taking out one group or the other. A wizard and a barbarian fighting alone versus the hydra allowed their death/near-death.
First off, is this EL to high for the party or was the party just being stupid?
Also, I should note that the hydra killed the wizard on three solid hits and one critical, bringing him from full health to death.
As for the other multiple pages, I haven't looked at everything yet.
What spells did the Wizard cast?
Or did the Hydra go first?
There already is a Kitten Goddess on WoTC Forums:
Her first death was Steve, the commoner.
She said, "Give it up, Steve, I've got higher ground"
The battle ended like Star Wars Part 3: Where Anakin got beat down ,likew a Red headed Step child.
I forget her name. Maybe Snuggles and her will mate to make Godlings?
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AstralFire
Snuggles in 3.x
The One True Snuggles
Paragon Cat
Small Magical Beast (Augmented, Kitteh)
HD 3d10+36+21 (87)
Speed 240 ft. (48 squares)
Init: +10
AC 90; touch 85; flat-footed 88
(+2 Size, +2 Dex, +12 Luck, +12 Insight, +30 Natural Armor, +25 Divine, +7 Deflection)
Divine Rank 25
BAB +3; Grp +57
Attack Epic Claw +63 melee
(1d2+24 damage, 20/x2)
Full-Attack 2 epic claws +63 melee (1d2+24 damage, 20/x2) and epic bite +60 melee (1d3+24 damage, 20/x2)
Space 2.5 ft.; Reach 0 ft.
Special Attacks Spell-Like Abilities (Sp)
Special Qualities Magic missile immunity, fire resistance 30. Damage reduction 35/epic. SR 40. Fast healing 20. Always maximize roll. Deity immunities.
Saves Fort +45 Ref +48 Will +44
Abilities Str 18, Dex 30, Con 25, Int 27, Wis 27, Cha 24
Skills Balance +32, Craft (Fear) +23, Climb +26, Concentration +24, Hide +38, Intimidate +Yes, Jump +30, Listen +23, Move Silently +30, Perform (Decapitation) +23, Spot +23, +10 competence bonus to all other skills
Feats Stealthy, Weapon Finesse, Quick Draw, Exotic Weapon Proficiency (Human Corpse)
Environment Your house. To the left of your chair. Don't look.
Organization Alone, hopefully
Challenge Rating 15
Alignment Batman
Spell-Like Abilities Snuggles can use disintegrate at will as a 35th level sorcerer, and greater dispel magic, haste, and see invisibility 3/day each as a 15th level wizard.
Magic Missile Immunity (Ex) Snuggles replaced one of its eyes with a Brooch of Shielding. This also grants it a +Yes bonus to Intimidate.
Always Maximize Roll Greater deities automatically get the best result possible on any check, saving throw, attack roll, or damage roll.
Deity Immunities A deity is immune to polymorphing, petrification, or any other attack that alters its form. Any shape-altering powers the deity might have work normally on itself. A deity is not subject to energy drain, ability drain, or ability damage. A deity is immune to mind-affecting effects (charms, compulsions, phantasms, patterns, and morale effects). Snuggles is immune to electricity, cold, and acid, even if the attacker is a deity of higher divine rank. Snuggles is also immune to disease and poison, stunning, sleep, paralysis, and death effects, disintegration and effects that imprison or banish creatures. (Such effects include banishment, binding, dimensional anchor, dismissal, imprisonment, repulsion, soul bind, temporal stasis, trap the soul, and turning and rebuking.)
More Deity Traits
Seriously, you lose.
Combat
It was nice knowing you.
i hearby join orthodox Sugglism *takes levels in cleric*
what domains does Snuggles offer?? i think destruction, death, war, and some custom one with a bunch of charm spells in it
ALL HAIL SUGGLES!!!!!
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Originally Posted by
AstralFire
Snuggles in 3.x
The One True Snuggles
Paragon Cat
Small Magical Beast (Augmented, Kitteh)
HD 3d10+36+21 (87)
Speed 240 ft. (48 squares)
Init: +10
AC 90; touch 85; flat-footed 88
(+2 Size, +2 Dex, +12 Luck, +12 Insight, +30 Natural Armor, +25 Divine, +7 Deflection)
Divine Rank 25
BAB +3; Grp +57
Attack Epic Claw +63 melee
(1d2+24 damage, 20/x2)
Full-Attack 2 epic claws +63 melee (1d2+24 damage, 20/x2) and epic bite +60 melee (1d3+24 damage, 20/x2)
Space 2.5 ft.; Reach 0 ft.
Special Attacks Spell-Like Abilities (Sp)
Special Qualities Magic missile immunity, fire resistance 30. Damage reduction 35/epic. SR 40. Fast healing 20. Always maximize roll. Deity immunities.
Saves Fort +45 Ref +48 Will +44
Abilities Str 18, Dex 30, Con 25, Int 27, Wis 27, Cha 24
Skills Balance +32, Craft (Fear) +23, Climb +26, Concentration +24, Hide +38, Intimidate +Yes, Jump +30, Listen +23, Move Silently +30, Perform (Decapitation) +23, Spot +23, +10 competence bonus to all other skills
Feats Stealthy, Weapon Finesse, Quick Draw, Exotic Weapon Proficiency (Human Corpse)
Environment Your house. To the left of your chair. Don't look.
Organization Alone, hopefully
Challenge Rating 15
Alignment Batman
Spell-Like Abilities Snuggles can use disintegrate at will as a 35th level sorcerer, and greater dispel magic, haste, and see invisibility 3/day each as a 15th level wizard.
Magic Missile Immunity (Ex) Snuggles replaced one of its eyes with a Brooch of Shielding. This also grants it a +Yes bonus to Intimidate.
Always Maximize Roll Greater deities automatically get the best result possible on any check, saving throw, attack roll, or damage roll.
Deity Immunities A deity is immune to polymorphing, petrification, or any other attack that alters its form. Any shape-altering powers the deity might have work normally on itself. A deity is not subject to energy drain, ability drain, or ability damage. A deity is immune to mind-affecting effects (charms, compulsions, phantasms, patterns, and morale effects). Snuggles is immune to electricity, cold, and acid, even if the attacker is a deity of higher divine rank. Snuggles is also immune to disease and poison, stunning, sleep, paralysis, and death effects, disintegration and effects that imprison or banish creatures. (Such effects include banishment, binding, dimensional anchor, dismissal, imprisonment, repulsion, soul bind, temporal stasis, trap the soul, and turning and rebuking.)
More Deity Traits
Seriously, you lose.
Combat
It was nice knowing you.
You forgot to add scent (Snuggles can Smell your fear!)
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Wizard cast ray of flame twice I think, only fire spell he knew.
Also, snuggles can also have one of his eyes replaced with that of a bodak for a death ray gaze attack.
Snuggles also has 9 lives, but does he ever need to use them?
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BRC
You forgot to add scent (Snuggles can Smell your fear!)
But can he tell why kids love Cinnamin Toast Crunch?
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But can he tell why kids love Cinnamin Toast Crunch?
what do you mean my message is too short
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not to complain, but we still need domains, and i think he needs more destroy your soul forever stuff
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I'll get on it in a bit. I didn't realize statting a god was so much work. :smalleek:
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The Dark Lord Snuggles
Tiny Immortal Beast (kitteh) Level 35 Solo Luker
XP 235, 000
Initiative +35 Perception +32; low-light; snuggles can see through walls, and cannot be blinded. Snuggles can also smell fear. Anyone under the effects of a power with the Fear keyword are automatically hit by Snuggles’ attacks.
Irresistible Fwuffyness Aura 15 Each enemy in the aura is subject to the following attack at the beginning of each of Snuggles’ turns. +35 vs. Will. On a hit, the target begins to dance (save ends)
Kitteh Adorability Aura 10 Each enemy in the aura takes a -5 underestimation penalty against the effects Snuggles inflicts on them that a save can end.
HP: 1550 Bloodied: 775 Healing Surge Value: 387
AC: 51 Fortitude: 47 Reflex: 51 Will: 49
Saving Throws: +5 (+8 vs. charm and fear effects)
Immune Disease, Resist 20/variable
Action Points: 2
Speed: 14, Teleport 10, Fly 8 (hover), Swim 8, Climb 14 (spiderclimb)
(BM) Paw (Standard Action, At-will)
Reach 2; +40 vs. AC; 3d8 + 11 damage and the target is pushed 12 squares.
(M) Maul (Standard Action, At-will)
Snuggles makes two paw attacks against a single target. Both attacks are made before the target is pushed by either or both of the attacks.
Kitteh Vitality (Minor Action, Healing Surge)
Snuggles gains hit points equal to his healing surge value and a +2 kitteh bonus to all defences and he does not provoke opportunity attacks until the end of his next turn.
Kitteh Lazor (Standard Action, At-Will)
Ranged 20; +38 vs. Reflex; 3d8 + 8 damage and the target is dazed (save ends)
Shield (Immediate Interrupt, Recharge 3, 4, 5, 6) * Charm
Snuggles gains +4 to all defences against the attack. He then makes the following attack; +35 vs. Will. The target cannot attack Snuggles (save ends). The possession of this power also renders Snuggles immune to the magic missile spell.
Disintegrate (Standard Action, Recharge 5, 6)
Burst 3 within 20; +35 vs. Reflex. 4d10 + 10 damage and the target takes ongoing 15 damage (save ends). Any creatures reduced to 0 hit points by this attack are reduced to dust. This attack deal half damage on a miss, but no ongoing damage.
Greater Magic Missile Storm (Standard Action, Recharge 6) * Force
Close Blast 6; +36 vs. Reflex. 4d12 + 12 force damage and the target is knocked prone.
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Strength: 20 (+22)
Constitution: 22 (+23) Languages: Telepathy 40, Kitteh
Dexterity: 36 (+30)
Intelligence: 18 (+21)
Wisdom: 30 (+27)
Charisma: 30 (+27)
Skills: +35 Acrobatics, +32 Insight, +32 Perception, +32 Intimidate, +35 Stealth
Here is Snuggles, made in 4e for your convenience. Look out Orcus, you have been dethroned.
(Sorry for the lack of a table, or any real organisation. I may add one later.)
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*applause* Good show, good show.
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The Church of Snaggles commands that there be some kind of benefit for the Lord Snaggles, preferably with tomato salad.
And human sacrifices.
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Originally Posted by
nhbdy
i hearby join orthodox Sugglism *takes levels in cleric*
what domains does Snuggles offer?? i think destruction, death, war, and some custom one with a bunch of charm spells in it
ALL HAIL SNUGGLES!!!!!
you mean like the charm domain? :smallwink:
hmm, what alignment does batman count as? chaotic neutral I guess with him being a vigilante and all
Call me a Paladin of Slaughter then muahaha
BLOOD FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!
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Holy. Crap.
Thread Mutant Sighting.
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FRESH OFFERINGS OF CATNIP FOR SNUGGLES
If we start fleshing out snuggles co-hort, surely one of them would have to be an insane were-rat that been tormented for millenia by the The Dark Lord of Yarn
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You heard the man! Snuggles demands catnip!
Somebody get some. I'll be three planes over thataway >>>>.
I had always assumed that snuggles would have a death aura (commoner).
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Lert, A.
I had always assumed that snuggles would have a death aura (commoner).
Of course not! Our Feline Demon Prince savors every kill - it's no fun if He doesn't get to play with his favorite chew toys :smallbiggrin:
Now all we need is some Lovecraftian passages describing His form and proper methods of worship. After that, His position as Internet God will be secured, and we know what popular adulation can produce :smalltongue:
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Oracle_Hunter
After that, His position as Internet God will be secured, and we know what popular adulation
can produce :smalltongue:
A 40k-style Snuggles Warp Entity, perhaps?
I can totally see Snuggles as a Chaos God.
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Ascension
A 40k-style Snuggles Warp Entity, perhaps?
I can totally see Snuggles as a Chaos God.
I'd avoid that.
Chaos godhood would give him a nasty weakness to HEROES OF THE IMPERIUM, and frankly, Snuggles is a lot better off when he can't be beat by any non kobold.
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Originally Posted by
Ascension
A 40k-style Snuggles Warp Entity, perhaps?
I can totally see Snuggles as a Chaos God.
ha, the warp that spawned the chaos gods is just a sanity preserving name for the unholy litterbox of snuggles
Snuggles chews on the threads of reality and heaves up hairballs with the ability to cleave gods in twain and unmake reality in 26 seconds flat! :smallamused:
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Behold! I bring thee the most accurate picture of our Dark Lord Snuggles that I can render while maintaining my sanity. 'Tis not for yee of low con scores!
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DarknessLord
Behold! I bring thee the most accurate picture of our Dark Lord Snuggles that I can render while maintaining my sanity. 'Tis not for yee of low con scores!
My San score just dropped, Excuse me while I roll on this chart...
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I'd love to see someone do a remake of Garfield, with Snuggles as the lead role instead of Garfield. Oh, the hilarity that would ensue!
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Originally Posted by
Rei_Jin
I'd love to see someone do a remake of Garfield, with Snuggles as the lead role instead of Garfield. Oh, the hilarity that would ensue!
By "hilarity" I assume you mean "reality melting terror and violence" I assume?
The strips would be far, far off the standard by number three or so, by which time Snuggles would have destroyed the city.
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Well, yes. But it would be amusing to watch.
Panel one: Snuggles gets out of bed, and wanders to the front door.
Panel two: Jon, seeing Snuggles is up, runs to the front door to open it.
Panel three: Snuggles yawns and disintegrates the door, as Jon turns up just a little too late.
Panel four: Snuggles disintegrates Jon for his failure to serve, and wanders outside.
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I demand that Snuggles be given the ability to teleport as a free action to anywhere the sound of a can opener is heard.
ALL HAIL SNUGGLES!
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Originally Posted by
Smeggedoff
BLOOD CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!
OK, we got our mantra. Let's mindlessly repeat it just like good cultists...
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THROOOOOOOONE!
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I just had to post in this, because it is epic, and I realized something. In OOTS universe, you have the snarl, and guess what? The gods just think they created it. It was really just snuggles playing with a ball of yarn.
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Originally Posted by
Zuki
Man, I love this meme. Between That Damn Crab, the Epic Salmon, and Snuggles, that's three examples of sweet glorious ludicrous template-stacking monstrosities.
...what exactly does Snuggles have, anyways?
Wait, the Epic Salmon? Show me. Did someone make the fish too hardcore?
Edit: Ohohoho! I see.
By the way...
ALL HAIL SNUGGLES!