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* Pyrotechnics does not allow me to create a dragon firework that explodes somewhere over Bywater.
** And I'm not allowed to try and play "catch up" on halflings by stealing their stuff while they're watching the show.
* "Smite Good" refers to alignment, not effectiveness.
* Flash photography against the vampire in the party is not on.
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Originally Posted by
Blisstake
When the bard does a very special dance for me, I'm not allowed to say "I have the weirdest bonus right now."
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Originally Posted by
Lord_Gareth
"Always make three characters, because you'll probably manage to kill all three of them."?
I believe he was talking about the points he was adding. But anyways, in our present situation, our de facto first rule in Shadowrun is :
Plan B : Add 20kg of high explosives.
It as worked spectacularly for the time being.
* In Shadowrun, Plan A must never be use 20kg of high explosives. It derails the plot and any further plans from the DM.
**Faking the explosion is, on the other hand, perfectly fine.
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*When making a Character at Level 10 I may not blow 1000 of my leftover 3000 GP on Alchemists Fire, Oil, and Caltrops and the other 2000 on 2 GP Bear Traps.
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* I may no longer be more popular and reasonable than the party Paladin while playing a Lawful Evil character.
* Actually, no more Lawful Evil for you.
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*I am encouraged to role play dialog between myself and any folowers that I controll. However if the dialog sounds like this I am to be hit in the head with a bat, repeatedly.
"Tangos in building ahead!. Ryans, and Macniel lay down covering fire from that defelade, Kowalski, breach the door, Sanovich and Montigleoni with me"
"sir yes sir"
"tangos at three o clock in the alley"
"Kowalski Status report!"
"Wizard three this is charlie six, you are cleared to engage"
*I may not create or utilize a magical equivalent of walkie talkies
**I may not speak in military phonetics on them
***I may not use them to direct artillery fire, call for reinforcements, or call in air strikes
*I may use thrown weapons that explode, I may not use them to clear rooms prior to my entry
** I may not shout "Grenade!" or "Frag Out!" while doing so.
*If I create another spec ops team equiped with automatic crossbows, vials of alchemist fire, magical communications gear, and trained in aquatic insertions I will be beated with a golf club.
**No more D&D seal teams.
*If I convince the other pcs to go along with me and create a party of awakened penguin artificers, I am awesome.
**If their names are Skipper, Kowalski, Ricco, and Private, I will be sued for copyright infringement. and will still be awesome.
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eulmanis12
**No more D&D seal teams..
***Were-seal teams are also out of the question.
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Randomguy
***Were-seal teams are also out of the question.
***Awakened seals are also off limits.
****For that matter, so are walruses.
*****Animated blobs of wax are especially out.
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Originally Posted by
eulmanis12
**No more D&D seal teams.
***Having the team be entirely comprised of rogues with the Sniper Archetype is right out.
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*I may not have my dragonsteed put ranks into Stealth to create a "Stealth Dragpn"
**I may not then use said stealth dragon to do covert infiltrations
***I will not name my infiltration team the Dragon Entrance and Liftoff Tactical Assault Force.
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* When my character, Ryan contracts on STD from a sketchy brothel, our next quest is not, "Saving Ryan's Privates."
** When Ryan's disease becomes the town gossip our quest does not become, "Saving Ryan's Privacy."
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*The Warforged may not be a cleric/decisive strike monk/Bard.
**If he is, he may not have extend spell.
***If he has extend spell, he may not use it to start a fight with extending a cure or inflict line spell.
****Especially if he's got a way of either empowering or maximizing it, and more so if he's got a way of doing both.
*****Can't also have song of the white raven.
******Under no circumstances if the above rules are broken may he start a fight by hitting an opponent with a decisive unarmed strike channeling an appropriate Cure/Inflict spell while inspiring courage.
*If he does so, he may not declare in or out of character that he's got the touch, or the power.
*Yeah.
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Originally Posted by
Metahuman1
*The Warforged may not be a cleric/decisive strike monk/Bard.
**If he is, he may not have extend spell.
***If he has extend spell, he may not use it to start a fight with extending a cure or inflict line spell.
****Especially if he's got a way of either empowering or maximizing it, and more so if he's got a way of doing both.
*****Can't also have song of the white raven.
******Under no circumstances if the above rules are broken may he start a fight by hitting an opponent with a decisive unarmed strike channeling an appropriate Cure/Inflict spell while inspiring courage.
*If he does so, he may not declare in or out of character that he's got the touch, or the power.
*Yeah.
** Doing so as a warforged bard (and breaking into a rock number) while holding some sort of artifact is expressly forbidden.
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*We will not feed people to our ever hungering ghoul PC.
**Unless we don't want said person to come back in which case we will encourage it, even if it is unlikely to insure that they won't return as a robot or something anyway.
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*Flight is a privilege, not a right.
**Using it to drop bear traps on the fighter's head will get it revoked.
*Not to refer to British Revolutionary War Soldiers as "Red Shirts" instead of "Lobsterbacks" even if they totally are.
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*May not ever found a religion.
**Said religion is not to appear in subsequent games and be taken seriously.
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Originally Posted by
Riverdance
*Flight is a privilege, not a right.
**Using it to drop bear traps on the fighter's head will get it revoked.
*** Nor may I drop drop bears on the fighter's head.
**** I may not sell drop bear repellant to the fighter after telling him of vicious drop bear attacks, even though I know there is no such thing as a drop bear.
***** I may not be surprised when the DM drops a drop bear on my head, just to prove that there ARE, in fact, drop bears.
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* Not permitted to try and teach the party barbarian the art of trapfinding by having him close his eyes, put his fingers in his ears, and slap his foot randomly around in front of him as he walks.
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*A bear trap is not a trap that drops a bear on someone.
**Unless wizards are involved, in which case it drops an Owlbear on someone.
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*Charm Persons Stomatic Component is not a hand wave.
*Neither is Suggestions.
*Even if I have that skill trick that let's me disguise my casting.
*If I have that skill trick, I may not know Suggestion or Charm person.
*More so if there are Warforged in the party.
*And I am absolutely not permitted to be able to silence either spell.
*Ignoring the rules so that I can wave my hand and cast the spell and then inform the guards that these are not the warforged they are looking for and that I can go about my business will cause the guards to all suddenly have mind blank and the ability to auto detect what I'm doing, then to attack.
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Metahuman1
*Charm Persons Stomatic Component is not a hand wave.
**The somatic component to Charm Person most certainly does not involve removal of clothing.
***If I put it down to a Wardrobe Malfunction I will lose my Charm Privileges.
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Originally Posted by
Metahuman1
*Neither is Suggestions.
**The Somatic component to Suggestion is not Suggestive in any way.
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*** Suggestion isn't just me staring straight at the target either.
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Originally Posted by
Ksheep
*** Nor may I drop
drop bears on the fighter's head.
**** I may not sell drop bear repellant to the fighter after telling him of vicious drop bear attacks, even though I know there is no such thing as a drop bear.
***** I may not be surprised when the DM drops a drop bear on my head, just to prove that there ARE, in fact, drop bears.
Is it just me or EV Nova?
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Originally Posted by
BootStrapTommy
Is it just me or EV Nova?
Originally heard of Drop Bears from EV Nova, and based the above on it, yes. However, I have since then read/seen other occurrences of Drop Bears, namely on the continent of XXXX on Discworld.
Speaking of which:
****** May not use unnaturally pointy hats as a defense against drop bears.
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*If my warforged partymate of any class is somehow destroyed, I may not exclaim "[class] is broken!"
**If a partymate loses a leg, I may not call him imbalanced.
***Balance discussion at the table is forbidden.
****Even in character.
*****You may talk about balance in the context of balance checks.
******The above rule refers to physically balancing, not game balance.
*******You now fail all your balance checks.
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Originally Posted by
Ksheep
Originally heard of Drop Bears from EV Nova, and based the above on it, yes. However, I have since then read/seen other occurrences of Drop Bears, namely on the continent of XXXX on Discworld.
Speaking of which:
****** May not use unnaturally pointy hats as a defense against drop bears.
Drop bears are a tall tale made by australians to scare tourists the greatest threat to the australian way of life!
Ward them off by placing vegmite on the back of your neck!
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* Having a character be a Spoony Bard is okay, having a character be Lord Vyce is not.
* A person who wields a magic gun and is a man is okay, but he is not allowed to be named Linkara
* No more basing characters off internet celebrities.
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Originally Posted by
Incom
*If my warforged partymate of any class is somehow destroyed, I may not exclaim "[class] is broken!"
**If a partymate loses a leg, I may not call him imbalanced.
***Balance discussion at the table is forbidden.
****Even in character.
*****You may talk about balance in the context of balance checks.
******The above rule refers to physically balancing, not game balance.
*******You now fail all your balance checks.
* There is no such skill as Perform (metagame puns)
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*Under no circumstances may I worship the Second Law of Thermodynamics as a means to bypass the lawful alignment restriction of a monk.
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*Under no circumstances can I build my own plane inside of a true bag of holding.
**In such a plane in such a bag, I cannot establish a kingdom of kobold cohorts using the leadership feat.
*** I may not gift these kobolds with vast numbers of ring gates, nor train them to be sorcerers, assassins, and fighters.
**** I may not line my party member's tower shield with the ring gates' exits and have kobold sorcs fire spells through them on telepathic command.
***** Not allowed to do the above holding the rings instead in the air with telekinesis.
****** I may not sew ring gates to my robes which link to kobold assassins, who can stab things which attempt to sneak up on me through the gates.
******* I will not reach in the bag, pull out a kobold fighter, and toss him at enemies yelling "Fighter-dokun!".
******** "Kolbold-dokun!" is right out.
********* I can never play a Wizard again, nor have bags of holding, ring gates, or even similar things like portable holes.
* I cannot build a mobile sniper mech for myself and the party's deepwood sniper out of a golem, golem armor, a marvelous mansion, and a conveniently placed hole.
** I cannot use Daern's Instant Fortresses in place of bullets in my sling
*** I cannot build an wrist-mounted repeating crossbow to fire Daern's Instant Fortresses, just because I think the sling is too slow.
**** I'm banned from owning alchemists fire, or any other item roughly equivalent to it.
***** I'm banned from playing an artificer, or having an form of the Craft skill.
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Originally Posted by
Doorhandle
*Not to point out that falling on water from a great height is as bad as hitting concrete if the G.M is trying to save our puny asses.
If you're summoning water, you're summoning it near you. Thus, being submerged within a giant mass of water would theoretically slow down the duration of the impact when you hit, especially if the volume of water is significant compared to the size of the cavern you find yourself in.
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Originally Posted by
Techwarrior
Why did you have Quickened Create Water prepared? :smallconfused: 26 times?
Not an optimal way to built a character, but fun. A Water cleric who was a wall of meat and health, healed with spontaneous conversion, and for flavor he created water, made water holy, and then controlled said water.
When you can flood a cavern with water almost instantaneously, you can let a lack of oxygen do most of your killing for you. Bless the water in case of undead.
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*I may not attempt to purify the lower planes by Planar Binding demons and devils, wiping their alignments, converting them to the forces of Good, and then dismissing them.
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* Even if it doesn't sound out of place in the setting, my Exalt's name may not be Vash the Stampede.
** "Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andres Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III" is out of the question.
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Sith_Happens
** "Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andres Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III" is out of the question.
*** Even if everyone calls her "Ed".
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* No longer allowed obliberating entire plane by opening huge portals to Hel and Abyss and watch as Blood War devours everything.
** Even if I'm playing planar traveller who landed in Dark Sun.
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Fiasco:
* I am not allowed to play any character in a position of authority
* I am not allowed to play any character with money
* I am not allowed to play any character who can manipulate others through fear
* I am not allowed to play any role that causes one of the other players to state "Oh God, He's Back!"
* I am not allowed a speaking role
* I am not allowed a role where I can gesture
* I am not allowed to play Fiasco
* The name "Doctor Clark Devlin MD" is no longer to be spoken aloud
* The name "Doctor Clark Devlin MD" is no longer to be written down
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*Imps are not nunchucks, no matter how many Malconvoker levels I might have.
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Originally Posted by
Man on Fire
* No longer allowed obliberating entire plane by opening huge portals to Hel and Abyss and watch as Blood War devours everything.
** Even if I'm playing planar traveller who landed in Dark Sun.
*** I am not to be surprised when dark sun halflings conquer the lower planes.
**** The default cosmology does not have 3 foot tall, cannibalistic archfiends.
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When the party commits a contract killing a days travel from the queen who gave us the contract
*I may not abandon my watch in order to cut the head off of the body we are transporting and take it for myself.
**I may not, after stealing said head of our contract kill, abandon my party with an 8-hour head start to collect everyone's share of the bounty
***I may not lie to a queen, telling her my entire party has perished, when they are on their way to speak with said queen
****I may not hide everyone's share of the bounty and pretend to have only collect my portion.
if I do, I should expect everyone in the party to hate me (except for the class Rogue, who will respect me for getting away with it)
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*The Continuum system is absolutely not to be used for a Homestuck campaign.
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*Buzzing the Jade Pleasure Dome at Mach 3 will irritate the gods therein. (1st Ed Exalted)
*A single magi-tech contraption pumping out more than 17 million damage per turn... Mystra's attention, you have it. (Playing an Arcane Mechanik PrCing into Warcaster in Faerun.)
*I am no longer allowed to follow through with any idea that starts with my character yelling "Hey guys, watch this!"
*No, my arcane mechanik cannot resurrect our dead party member.
**Even if he slaughters an entire town of innocents in a single blaze to funnel their souls into said party member.
*One should not be surprised when their character is regarded differently after slaying a group of apprentice red wizards with a rain of metal rods of... a dubious shape.
*No, a Mercy focused hunter would not use a meat slicer on a screaming vampire's head. (Hunter: the Reckoning)
**No, they... you know what? Your Martyr is now a Wayward.
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MisterBananas
**Even if he slaughters an entire town of innocents in a single blaze to funnel their souls into said party member.
*** The resurrected party member does not then function as a powerful magic amplifier.
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Originally Posted by
Sith_Happens
*** The resurrected party member does not then function as a powerful magic amplifier.
**** Building a warforged does not involve attaching a human soul to a suit of armor.
* I may not make villains based on the 7 heavenly virtues.
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Rockphed
**** Building a warforged does not involve attaching a human soul to a suit of armor.
* I may not make villains based on the 7 heavenly virtues.
** I may not make heroes based on the 7 deadly sins.
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*Duct tape will not allow the party members to mend the tear in reality caused by the party wizard accidentally destroying one of the crystals that holds the Universe together.
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Elemental
*Duct tape will not allow the party members to mend the tear in reality caused by the party wizard accidentally destroying one of the crystals that holds the Universe together.
It definitly will.
*Duct tape does not replace a silence spell
*Duct tape may not be used to screw with cat people
*Wrapping the villan in duct tape to stop him from doing anything will work if we have enough duct tape
**We don't have enough
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Originally Posted by
Elemental
*Duct tape will not allow the party members to mend the tear in reality caused by the party wizard accidentally destroying one of the crystals that holds the Universe together.
**The way to turn lead to duct tape is not the great alchemical mystery of the present era.
***My character can not figure it out no matter how high his Alchemy Skill.
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Elemental
*Duct tape will not allow the party members to mend the tear in reality caused by the party wizard accidentally destroying one of the crystals that holds the Universe together.
** Regardless, I may not smoke the broken pieces of the crystal afterward.
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*I may not send Ensign Ricky to the surface of the planet to see if it's poisonous.
**I may not send Ensign Ricky to see if the new species is peaceful or not.
***I may no longer command ensigns.
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Beowulf DW
*I may not send Ensign Ricky to the surface of the planet to see if it's poisonous.
**I may not send Ensign Ricky to see if the new species is peaceful or not.
**** Doubly so if Ricky turns out to be the captains pet Mongoose.
Kudos to who gets that reference.
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Beowulf DW
*I may not send Ensign Ricky to the surface of the planet to see if it's poisonous.
**I may not send Ensign Ricky to see if the new species is peaceful or not.
***I may no longer command ensigns.
*****May not give all children born on ship the rank of Ensign as soon as they are old enough to walk.
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*If the DM realises that me and my friends characters are based on pinky and the brain and our only goal is to take over the realms they are vetoed.
*It turns out romancing a princess while deposing her father is mutually exclusive, despite what history tells me.
*If I stat up the slender man for a call of cthulhu campaign I shouldn't be surprised when he comes for me.
**I will not stat up the slender man
***No. You. Will. Not.
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I got my new DM to give me a house ruled spell that separates an area containing only 1 type of molecule and reduce in into the base elements
(I used the example of splitting table salt into sodium and chlorine)
when our 2nd level party was attacked by 20+ orcs who were crossing a fiver with a battering ram I convinced a party member to "stand by the river with a torch" saying i had a "good plan" (thank you massive bluff score). I promptly cast my spell on the river thus turning H2O into 2parts explosive gas and 1part flammable gas. the whole river blew like a bomb killing a grand total of 23 orcs 1PC and a fair amount of vegetation and wildlife, the GM finish by telling my deceased ally "your dead corpses levels up as it is swept away by the angry waters"
Every DM who saw this has considered some or all of the following rules:
I cannot use houseruled spells anymore
I cannot play an alchemist anymore
I cannot play a chaotic alignment anymore
I cannot put ranks in charisma-based skills anymore
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*Not to have access to Multitasking, Dual Wielding, Professor and Commander at the same time.
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* I may not throw a Roc at the party, only for it to grab one of the party members and fly away.
** I may not then throw a White Dragon with Snatch at the party, just to have it grab the same party member and fly away.
*** May not use any monsters with the Snatch feat
**** May NOT throw Tucker's Kobolds at the party either.
***** That's it, no more hit and run tactics from monsters EVER
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Ksheep
* I may not throw a Roc at the party, only for it to grab one of the party members and fly away.
** I may not then throw a White Dragon with Snatch at the party, just to have it grab the same party member and fly away.
*** May not use any monsters with the Snatch feat
**** Not to be surprised when the player generates a new character who can pin anything.
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*To name a character Bilbo and have him be a nicotine addict is ok.
**To name a character Bilbo and make him the world's best ruthless sniper is not.
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*I may not play a charecter called "the doctor"
**I may not have a blue telephone box that is bigger on the inside
***if I do it canot teleport in space and time
****when I die I may not create a character called the second(or third or fourth) doctor that is identical save slight cosmetic changes
*****I may not have a sonic screwdriver
******ever
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the OOD
*I may not play a charecter called "the doctor"
**I may not have a blue telephone box that is bigger on the inside
***if I do it canot teleport in space and time
****when I die I may not create a character called the second(or third or fourth) doctor that is identical save slight cosmetic changes
*****I may not have a sonic screwdriver
******ever
*******The paladin is an evil detector, not a timey-wimey detector.
********The paladin does not go ding when there's stuff.
*********No the paladin does not even go ding when there's evil.