Uncle Festy, your time is up.
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Uncle Festy, your time is up.
OK, Uncle Festy it is.
AAAAAHHHHH!
Ok, I already explained this to the kitty in MSN. I'm an Assassin, but I'm not a duck. I typed out the kitty's name in my post to cover my bases in case something came up at night, totally forgetting that I could only confirm my target during the day. >.<
So yes. I gave myself the option of targeting yonder sniper, but I did not. I suspect it was a Duck assassin who wanted me to take the fall.
Don't lynch me? :smallfrown:
Hmmm...
I'll give a second option to those who believe their Uncle. Lex-Kat is awfully suspicious, killed Mustiado, and has not returned my PMs.
There. Two decent choices. Whom do you believe?
DC is now paying attention.
Run.
Also, I'd think the case against Lex is more convincing than the one against Festy. As much as I'd like to kill Festy for denying me my Insanowar turn... >.>
Hush, this week turned totally crazy. :smallannoyed:
Aaanyways, who to believe? Me or Lex?
Hm, tough choice. :smalltongue:
Lex.
*thinks* Well, I like Festy and tend to believe him, and I think Catseye is a llama and Lex pointed at Catseye, add in everything the kitty already said.... so....Lex-Kat.
Why do I always work out what's happening after I'm dead?
Damn it! I like Festy too! But Lex is my henchpixie! How can I possibly choose? :smallfrown:
Oh yeah, I'm dead and don't have to. :smallsmile:
*makes Congratulations You're Dead!' cake to share with whoever wins the lynch*
I'm afraid I'm going to have to go with Lex-Kat this time, but I'm still wary of Festy.
Hard to choose, but Lex.
When in doubt, follow the pudding.
Lex-kat
Okay... time out guys.
I've been following every assassin still in the game since the very beginning, carefully checking who killed what, waiting for more kills when I was I doubt, and I think I worked out most of the assassins remaining. Now, the thing is, I haven't announced who the Billtodamax and Lexy are because they seemed to have an excellent record - each of killed two ducks. Yesterday, when Reinholdt announced we are lynching Bill, I weren't so concerned - he was up for autolynch anyway and there was a possibility he was a duck who was missing badly, so I decided to wait and see. Turns out, I was right.
Now, we are lynching Lexy, who also is an assassin, and who could be a duck as well, but her killing Shadow & DD sort of contradicts this. So, do we have a strong rationale for this bandwagon or are we pointing blindly?
Or, worse still, are we following a duck killing llama assassins, who are, after all, their greatest enemy? I still remember how zealously Shadow begin his anti-assassin crusade.
So? I'd like to hear good explanation, or at least as you to rethink things in case Lex turn out to be good.
I'd say we should be hunting down the Howard who saved Banjo. Bill is dead, and Lex Kat is apparently an assassin. That leaves 9 people. Can anyone point to a succesful lynch that any of the people who lynched Banjo participated in?
Shadowcaller
Cristo Meyers
PirateMonk
Hyozo
Alarra
Valiant Turtle
Deathslayer
Zeb the Troll
Dragoon
@Trixie: Well, note that the Duck Assassins are the ones who would actually be killing people, and would have no way of knowing if their target was a Llama or a Duck. So trying to base guilt off of number of llamas or ducks assassinated is probably a bad idea, at least for the earlier kills.
Also, if you've been following assassination attempts, do you have any idea who tried to kill Rein last night? As in, not me?
@Selrahc: Um…
I'm pretty sure that Howard's ability is optional.
Can we get a clarification?
You know what would make us feel better, a song!
As the singing commences, many Llama's find themselves covering their ears. They applaud when the singer is done, for the relief the newly found silence brings to sanity. The singing llama however, only sees this as a sign they want more, so they begin another song.
[music= Alive by Pearl Jam]
Llama's, she said, have I got a little story for you
Who you thought was your Uncle was nothin' but a...
While you were sittin' home alone at age thirteen
Well Uncle Festy was dyin', sorry you didn't see him, but I'm glad we talked...
Oh Festy, oh, he's not alive
Hey, Uncle Festy, oh, he's not alive
Hey Festy, no, he's not alive
Hey...oh...
Oh, she walks slowly, across the zombie's room
He said I'm ready...to die
We can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept the look, the look...
Oh, you know where, now I can't see, I just stare...
Oh Festy, oh, he's not alive
Hey, Uncle Festy, oh, he's not alive
Hey Festy, no, he's not alive
Hey...oh...he's not alive, yeah
Ooh yeah...yeah yeah yeah...oh...oh...
Is something wrong, he said
Well of course there is
You're still alive, he said
Oh, and do I deserve to be
Is that the question
And if so...if so...who answers...who answers...
Oh Festy, oh, he's not alive
Hey, Uncle Festy, oh, he's not alive
Hey Festy, no, he's not alive
Hey...oh...he's not alive, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
[/music]
When she stops, the crowd just stares at her blankly.
Yeah, we know. He's a ZOM-BIE!
She's trying to kill someone whose dead?
But he's still alive. And he's trying to kill us.
You just said he's "not alive".
Get her!
And the crowd decides they had enough of the songs. They surround her, and figuring the best way to to lynch her is to make her sink to the bottom of the ocean, look around for something to drown her with.
Hey, let's use this large ice cube, it hasn't done anything in awhile.
The frozen llama tries to object, but it can't move it's mouth. It gets tied to the singer, and both are thrown off the cliff into the ocean.
Summary:
SpoilerLex-Kat was lynched. Lex-Kat was a Llama Assassin.
Hyozo (fka IcedDragon) was autolynched. Hyozo was Howard the Llama
Day 9 ends. Night 9 begins.
Hmmph! This is what I get for voting, then taking a day away from the forums. :smallannoyed:
Going with Selrahc's list, looks like Hyozo was the Howard that saved Banjo.
The Llama's are exicited about the unfolding of today's events. They stand around the beach chatting.
Another assassin down!
Awesome, though they were a llama assassin.
Right, we need people, ad the only way to keep people alive is to look hard into what's been happening.
I'm on the case! Says Sherllama Holmes, stepping out into the crowd with quite a bravado.
No sooner does he step forward, then *BLAM*
The llama's flee hearing the shot. Sherllama homes looks around, but can only see a pool of blood rising from the water.
Meanwhile, up in a tree.
Darn gun, keeps jamming on me. How am I supposed to be able to kill anyone if I can't get this thing to work.
So it's kills you want eh? Let me show you how to do that....A voice from behind says. Turning around, the assassin sees another.
Um, thanks.
First, you have to...*talks about how to properly put a gun together take place*..then all you have to do is aim, and fire.
Reallly, that's it?
Yep. Go ahead, take a shot.
So the assassin aims the gun, fires and *BLAM* - the gun backfires, taking the assassin's head off.
QUAAAAACK! Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quaaack.
Only duck laughter is heard.
Summary
Spoiler
Helgraf was shot by an assassin. Helgraf was a Duck Disguiser.
Trixie was killed by the ducks. Trixie was a Llama Assassin.
Night 9 Ends. Day 10 Begins.
9 ducks dead out of 47 original players... 17 left alive. How well are we doing? What was the original percentage of ducks to llamas?
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Goin' on vacation, be back Memorial Day.
...maybe
When is this......american memorial day?
May 30th :smallsmile:
Actually, my calendar says May 30th. The 25th is just when it's "observed". Whatever that means.
Uncle Festy...
((Hey, is that after-death game still going on?))