Rule 34: Owl porn
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Rule 34: Owl porn
I want to sit at the window... can I sit at the window... let me see out of the window...
Heeey~🎵 What'cha lookin at?
My wife and me when I decide that I want tomess withtalk to the door-to-door salesmen & solicitors.
The site I put my images on is currently down for maintenance, so I'll post something as soon as they are back up and running.
OK, here's the next one. Another one of my own.
https://i.ibb.co/3Bsvjn1/IMG-1885a.jpg
"Just call me angel of the morning, angel.
Just touch my wing before you leave me, ducky"
Duck-style kung fu stance 3: Quack at me bro!
The Legend of the Duck that carried the lakes inland.
"And Lo! Our Lu A stretched forth his wings and the sea calmed, and he did walk upon the water."
..and his last thought was: "I should have listened to the Quality Management Duck and should have placed the damn 'caution: wet floor' sign!!!"
What an honor!
https://i.ibb.co/HCkQKXM/20230213-113557.jpg
Let's see what you can do with this image of a cat wrapped in socks (it was his idea/activity).
"Why? Take a whiff; they smell like tuna!"
"Master has presented kitty with socks. Kitty is free... after my nap!"
Purrfect hiding spot.
Stealth roll.... that's a natural 20.
:smallsmile: Thanks! And speaking of which...
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Did Chewbacca's laser crossbow just go "Mew! Mew!" ?
Gotta catch ‘em all! One planetful of Pokémon at a time
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The more you tighten your grip, the more legendaries will slip through your fingers
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of Mewtwo.
Palpatine's Contingence Plan 873 was a point of endless debates between Palpatine and Moff Tarkin. For some reason, Tarkin could not see how turning the Death Star into amusement park filled with mutated animals could lead to wider acceptance of the whole "Give up or we'll destroy your planet" strategy.
As a puppy. McGruff the Crime Dog took a bite out of his toys.
"What? I thought a fresh coat of paint would brighten every ones mood!"
"...a young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and capture the Jedi knights. Now the Jedi are all but caught. Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force.. and that, young padawan, was how Palpatine caught them all. "
Oh my oh my.
Had to scour my drive for photos that I can use again. A variation on this one has been used in presentation describing my actual day job.
Enjoy and caption away!
https://i.ibb.co/TrvnDqV/workwork.jpg