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Re: [Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder
You WallPeople are consideringly unhelpful, know that?
What are the whereabouts of Calablufiok?
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He is in the hearts and minds of children all around the world."
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Try the afterlife. Or don't. We don't need him hitching a ride back from it again.
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Dead? And how do you bring him back? He's useless dead...
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That was sort of the reason people killed him.
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"Better then being useless alive."
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He's a useless, psychopathic bastard alive. I'm not sure where you've gotten this idea to bring him back, but whoever told you to do that is ****ing insane. Unless your goal is the absolute annihilation of all life on the Nexus, including your own, this is very silly and dumb. Of course, if your goal is the absolute annihilation of all life on the Nexus, including your own, then you're very silly and dumb.
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Calublufiok slaughtered my countrymen, destroyed my homeworld and nearly annihilated my faith. If you are planning on bringing him back from whatever horrendous, torturous afterlife he's too good for, I'm afraid I'll have to force you to join him and keep both diamonds for my faith. I haven't found the body of your henchman yet, which is why he hasn't come back.
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Anyone who tries to bring Cauliflower back should pay no attention to the timeship with the anti-proton cannon...
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WHAT DID I JUST TELL YA! SHADDUP ALREADY AND NO REVIVING CALUWHATSIT!!!
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The ****'s a Calublufiok?
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A devil, lich, nymph, and an elf. He was every kind of awful imaginable, and set his godlike might towards trying to destroy everything in the entire multiverse to prove himself the greatest pro wrestler of all time or something like that. Lots of people, myself included, teamed up to kill him, break his phylactery, and ensure he'd never come back again, ever. Watchtower was formed largely as a reaction to him and his horrible awfulness, in fact. He's just that bad.
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Originally Posted by
ThirdEmperor
WHAT DID I JUST TELL YA! SHADDUP ALREADY AND NO REVIVING CALUWHATSIT!!!
Why do you even bother with him? There have to be people who are less terminally stupid you could team up with instead.
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Meh. I hate pretty much everyone else.
That said, if any cool, sciency folks are looking to team up, heck yes!
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Depends. How do you feel about magic?
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Bleh. Stupid is what I think of magic, laws of physics are laws of physics, don't like it? Go home.
Buuuuut that's not 'bout to happen, so I gotta use magics to stop from getting' my butt kicked by everyone else who does.
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Lord Magtok
A devil, lich, nymph, and an elf. He was every kind of awful imaginable, and set his godlike might towards trying to destroy everything in the entire multiverse to prove himself the greatest pro wrestler of all time or something like that. Lots of people, myself included, teamed up to kill him, break his phylactery, and ensure he'd never come back again, ever. Watchtower was formed largely as a reaction to him and his horrible awfulness, in fact. He's just that bad.
What do you have against devils?
Or elves, for that matter?
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ThirdEmperor
Meh. I hate pretty much everyone else.
That said, if any cool, sciency folks are looking to team up, heck yes!
What in this case does sciency mean?
Robbotty text, I'm sure you would like me!
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"If you doing science requires you to defend yourself from ass kicking. You are probably doing it wrong."
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They should be doing SCIENCE! instead.
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Dark Elf Bard
What do you have against devils?
They either can't keep it in their pants or are trying to ruin everything, or both.
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Dark Elf Bard
Or elves, for that matter?
They have this weird notion that rolling around in a stagnant, magical swamp makes them better than everyone else. They usually take forever for their brains to mature, and aren't any wiser for it than people who live a tenth as long as they do.
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Racist much?
Jealous much?
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McBish
"If you doing science requires you to defend yourself from ass kicking. You are probably doing it wrong."
Or so very, very right that lessers attack out of envy.
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What kind of science do you do, Day?
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That'd be 'speciesist', dear.
Or 'planeist'.
I ain't travelin' to no plane!
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Oh, y'know, a little rewriting the natural order to suit my own purposes, a little building weapons of such destruction that the heavens avert their eyes.
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Oh yes, it's totally racism. Because there's no reason at all to dislike people born and bred for cruelty and evil, right?
And jealous of what? There are people who learn twice as much as elves in half the time, in any subject. In human lands, we call them 'slow' and 'developmentally challenged'.
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Lord Magtok
They have this weird notion that rolling around in a stagnant, magical swamp makes them better than everyone else. They usually take forever for their brains to mature, and aren't any wiser for it than people who live a tenth as long as they do.
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Lord Magtok
And jealous of what? There are people who learn twice as much as elves in half the time, in any subject. In human lands, we call them 'slow' and 'developmentally challenged'.
Excellent use of hyperbole and false equivalence.
Also at being just wrong.
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ThirdEmperor
Oh, y'know, a little rewriting the natural order to suit my own purposes, a little building weapons of such destruction that the heavens avert their eyes.
Bring him back? Honestly, what made you think I'd bring him back? Technically, I am not alive.
And destruction weapons of mass! Yay!
No, childish drow.
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Lord Magtok
Oh yes, it's totally racism. Because there's no reason at all to dislike people born and bred for cruelty and evil, right?
And jealous of what? There are people who learn twice as much as elves in half the time, in any subject. In human lands, we call them 'slow' and 'developmentally challenged'.
Again, racism. Not all devils are evil.
Just as not all elves are snooty.