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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is
Translator: A person who will make a decision about transitioning at a future point in time.
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is
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Originally Posted by
Asta Kask
Transphobic game: Cistem Shock
Transaction (n): Action movie with a trans hero
Tranaphylactic shock (n) – the reaction of a transphobe after ze finds out ze has had sex with a trans person.
Transmission (n): Important job to do for the trans movement
Transplant (n): A closeted trans person in a group of transphobes, trying to make them more open-minded from the inside.
Translate (adj): Pertaining to someone who doesn't figure out their true gender until they're in their 70s.
Transactors (n): May be mistaken for Shakespearean thespians by the uninformed. :smallwink:
Transporter (n): Trans baggage carrier. Insert George Rekers joke here.
Transmuting (v): Making minority voices feel unwelcome.
Transcript (n): "Mom...Dad...there's something I have to tell you...."
Transistor (n): Formerly your brother.
Transformer (n): A metrosexual? :smallcool: The question is, since Transformers can take on multiple forms as the situation warrants (original vs. Beast Wars vs. etc.) and seemingly modify their humanoid forms, wouldn't they all be Cis-formers?
Cistern (v): A non-trans member of a certain species of bird.
Alternately,
Cistern (n): A device used when "It's raining [straight white middle-class cis] men [who are perpetuating the kyriarchy]! Hallelujah! It's raining men!" (With apologies to the Weather Girls.)
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is
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Originally Posted by
The Succubus
Translator: A person who will make a decision about transitioning at a future point in time.
Oh. Oh, wow. I like bad puns, and even I think that was terrible. Congratulation, you have managed to make a truly atrocious pun.
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is
You folks are horrible. :P
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is
If internet hate could be translated into clean renewable energy mine, right now, would lower Europes carbon footprint by about 3.29741% for all those puns.
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is
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Originally Posted by
Heliomance
Quote:
Originally Posted by
The Succubus
Translator: A person who will make a decision about transitioning at a future point in time.
Oh. Oh, wow. I like bad puns, and even I think that was terrible. Congratulation, you have managed to make a truly atrocious pun.
Weird, personally I thought that was the best one of the lot.
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is
I'm from Gothenburg, I'm contractually obliged to make puns.
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is
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Originally Posted by
Asta Kask
I'm from Gothenburg, I'm contractually obliged to make puns.
I just got my dad's family's sense of humor. My mom hates family reunions. :smallwink:
Transcribe (v): To check the box next to your true gender on forms.
Transverse (n): "There once was a transman from Nantucket...."
Transpose (v): "Draw me like one of your French boys."
Transparent (n): Self-explanatory. :smallwink:
Transport (n): Soccer.
Transonic (n): Actually, she prefers to be called Amy the Hedgehog.
Transom (n): The price tag of SRS.
Transmit (n): ...probably not board appropriate. Think baseball.
Transponder (v): "Wherefore art thou Romeo? Why not Romiette?"
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all night. :smallcool:
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is
Aaaand it's only after reading that avalanche of puns that it dawned on me there was one in your username too, Pair O'Dice.
*slow clap*
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is
Transhumanist!
'Mum... dad... I'm a human.'
'NO SON OF MINE IS DROPPING OUT OF THE ORC ACADEMY OF RED CHOPPAS'
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is
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Originally Posted by
Lix Lorn
'NO SON OF MINE IS DROPPING OUT OF THE ORK ACADEMY OF RED CHOPPAS'
Made that more orky for you.
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is
If I remember my Warhammer rightly, Orks are actually asexual and genderless. Maybe we could see about arranging 'Uge Choppaz as standard issue for our asexual friends in this thread. :smallsmile:
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is
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Originally Posted by
The Succubus
If I remember my Warhammer rightly, Orks are actually asexual and genderless. Maybe we could see about arranging 'Uge Choppaz as standard issue for our asexual friends in this thread. :smallsmile:
Yep. They secrete spores in their sweat (which is sometimes described as "toxic", but knowing GW that probably varies depending on how badass a given writer thinks it is). It's pretty much the biggest reason why it's so hard to get rid of an infestation.
Anyhow, I'm all for the dakka if we transpeople get biological psyker abilities (and/or a lifetime supply of polymorphine). :smallcool:
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is
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Originally Posted by
PairO'Dice Lost
Transponder (v): "Whyfore art thou Romeo? Why not Romiette?"
A minor point, it's wherefore, and it literally means "why".
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is
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Originally Posted by
Rawhide
Have you ever seen those spoofs where Juliet says her "wherefore" line, and Romeo says, "I'm down here!" ? I cry every time I see one or am reminded of it.
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is
What's this? Puns?
Clearly I should keep up with this thread more.
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is
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Originally Posted by
Coidzor
Made that more orky for you.
My shame is eternal.
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is
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Originally Posted by
Rawhide
I know, that's the point: "Wherefore art thou Romeo instead of Romiette?" meaning "Why are you calling yourself Romeo? You're a girl!" or "Yeah, but what's your real name?" and other insensitive comments like that.
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is
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Originally Posted by
PairO'Dice Lost
I know, that's the point: "Wherefore art thou Romeo instead of Romiette?" meaning "Why are you calling yourself Romeo? You're a girl!" or "Yeah, but what's your real name?" and other insensitive comments like that.
I think he was commenting on your use of "whyfore" instead of "wherefore."
I usually get rather irritated when people make those sorts of puns, but some of these actually amused me, I must admit.
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is
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Originally Posted by
Nix Nihila
I think he was commenting on your use of "whyfore" instead of "wherefore."
I usually get rather irritated when people make those sorts of puns, but some of these actually amused me, I must admit.
...Ah. It was supposed to be wherefore. Didn't even notice that. :smallredface:
EDIT: Fixed.
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is
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Originally Posted by
PairO'Dice Lost
I know, that's the point: "Wherefore art thou Romeo instead of Romiette?" meaning "Why are you calling yourself Romeo? You're a girl!" or "Yeah, but what's your real name?" and other insensitive comments like that.
Eh, doesn't really work anyway.
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is
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Originally Posted by
Coidzor
Eh, doesn't really work anyway.
Not surprising. I was hoping to disappoint you with some of the 10 puns in my post, and at least one pun in ten did. :smallbiggrin: I'm sorry. I'll stop now.
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is
Preeetty sure you messed that joke up :smallsmile:
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is
Usually it's "no pun in ten did". Maybe, "Aww man, I made ten puns, hoping at least one would get a laugh from you guys. I guess no pun in ten did."
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is
I know the usual form, but since some did get laughs (or groans) I figured people would complain if I used it. Just can't win today, it seems.
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is
Am I too late to wish Wormwood luck?
Also puns:
I applaud all of you
Transfigure: often mistaken for drag when displayed before transition
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is
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Originally Posted by
Thufir
What's this? Puns?
Clearly I should keep up with this thread more.
You should. It's a really lively crowd we have here, even for those of us that aren't LGBTers. =)
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Re: LGBTAitP - Part 22: The Best There Is
On another tangential note, I just found that I can touch my head to my knees... While standing up. :smallcool:
Also, good luck, Wormwood! (I forgot to say that when I was saying hi. :smalltongue:)