In a world where Twilight Sparkle, an out of shape book worm, takes a number of lethally heavy objects to the head with no damage. And Derpy takes a lightning bolt and is barely singed.
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In a world where Twilight Sparkle, an out of shape book worm, takes a number of lethally heavy objects to the head with no damage. And Derpy takes a lightning bolt and is barely singed.
HAH! WITHOUT YOUR BLASTED PROTECTIVE SPELLS, YOU'RE HELPLESS AGAINST THE POWER OF MY MIGHTY FRIENDSHIP CANNONS! AS ARE YOUR MISERABLE FOLLOWERS! FIRE AGAIN!
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And big finish.
And don't think the professor is your only opponent here.
*grabs Silent Night and slams him into the ground*
Well lightning is somewhat overrated in its deadliness.
The guy I saw struck by lightning was still conscious. Mind you we flagged down a lobsterman to take him and the guy thrown into a rock to the hospital so its no where even close walk it off either... but people seem to think its like instantly deadly or something.
Pfffftttthehehehehehehe......
Well, this could not end we-
Suckers. P'shglibahan Pi'nkamen'a Dro'cronqu'ieus.
"Portal opens near Canterlot, dumping two large beings."
Ah. called it.
Okay, I'll stick with the protagonists of 40k...
Some Gue'la become excellent allies for the greater good.
That part's certainly a buff.
And yeah, Eldrad's a liiittle insane.
Eldar are ponies, humans are donkeys?
Yeah, I can see that.
It still sounds negative.
And necrons are an ancient enemy of the eldar, follow living gods, and kill everything that lives. They were the mindless, impacable undead.Quote:
That one was fluff based AND a joke :smalltongue: Necrons have been known to wipe out entire systems, but Tyranids eat entire sectors at a time AND come from beyond the galaxy's edge.
And then the fluff changed and now they're cool bros who ally with blood angels. Against tyranids.
They could say that tyranids recognise the usefulness of temporary alliances. Especially with the Swarmlord, it implies that level of common sense.
But no.
Because hey, *&^% tyranids, amirite? No-one plays them.
(cries)
Hee, which is unlikely.
Does it matter? I mean, it's near to impossible that I'll ever see them without my alignment slipping.Quote:
Well, s-
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-I am not going to expound to you on the presense or lack of any undergarments I may or may not wear, Lix Lorn!
Dammit, I almost fell for that one.
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Ponythid is adorable.
(hugs her)
*eyes glow pink in the blackness of the gummy dimension*
well that won't do. this might sting
*unweaves binding accompanied by screaming*
*places upright*
things like that tend to not happen here, you should consider staying
*opens portal to equestria and walks away into the unnatural darkness*
Uh....I think I may have become addicted to this thread, Which is odd given that I don't get most of the stuff here, especially right now (and the only thing I get right now actually makes me mad, to make it the more confusing)
Doesn't make sense :smallconfused:
You are just realizing this now... who's a silly pony?
A basic understanding of how muscle tissue works and the differences/similarities between fast twitch and slow twitch muscle fiber defeats this handily.
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Such as these estimates that gave ponies 44 STR after convenient ignoring modifiers that reduced required loads 20-30 times and after ignoring Fluttershy's own words from a pilot episode where she says she struggles with lifting bunnies? :smalltongue:[/QUOTE]
"do as I say, not as I do" is a terrible argument.
Fluttershy says she can't lift a bunny; she then proceeds to parachute Twilight, haul a wagon full of frogs, comparable in size and weight to bunnies, and out race Dashie in the short-term. If you honestly believe 'can barely lift a bunny' is a valid rebuttal, you're being silly.
Then my flights are just stupid leisurely. It took me a combination like, 17 hours to get don Gallophornia to Illineigh.
Uh, no. Forces necessary to damage a creatures limb cannot be way more than enough kill that same creature.
If the wing can survive getting to that speed, being te physically, mechanically weakest part of the creature, then the back musculature and torso musculature have to be strong enough to support those wings without crushing the grand and such, an the bones have to be sufficiently strong to resist this ballistic force. Ballistic force is usually much more severe than a static force of the same magnitude, as well.
We have video evidence of ponies causing enough distortion of the atmosphere to create a ripstream or whatever it's called. And surviving the counter force of generating enough force to turn sharply without slowing down; we can assume a pony going all out would be a good sight faster than what we have seen, and the numbers involved are high enough that said full speed could easily let a pony coast the rest of the way even with the decreased amount of time spent at full speed, and still get there in good time.
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So, no, breakable from small fall limb = limb torn by mach speeds. Not to mention eyes/ears crushed by transition. Unless pony skin (that can be cut by paper) somehow turns into five centimetre thick kevlar in flight.
Also, you know why you can't open door on a plane going barely 0.75 mach? Because air flow closes them with force equal to 30 tons. Dash being able to lift her wing from her body would require absurd strength in triple digits in D&D terms, even exaggerated 44 STR would be far insufficient. Remember episode where tip of Dash's wing become trapped under a rock? Such strenght would just smash the rock in two from a mere twitch. Water-lifting tornado? Dash would create it herself no problem. So, nope again. That kick Dash gave to Dragon? Would easily break it's neck - but that didn't happen either.
And final nail to mach speeds theory - unless Dash is like dragons from Pratchett's works and literally farts herself with jet intestine to such speeds, she can't gain anywhere near enough energy from food to accelerate pony body to such speed. Even consuming her body mass in pure sugar is not enough. On plants? Daisies? Forget it.
So, we have either impossibly dense and invulnerable bones, impossibly strong muscles that can only do Rainbooms and not anything else, and impossibly efficient food, or it's just simple magical bubble, perhaps created when pegasi overextends his/her flying magic, that occurs at speed manageable for normal, otherwise fragile animal. Hmm, I wonder which is more likely? :smalltongue:
Ponies can't get cancer. They grow small lumps of candy that they pass like kidney stones, or as invasive material expelled through the flesh.
My actions make more sense when you remember that the happy-go-lucky pony I use as an avatar to indulge in sweetness and joy without being judged had me stabbed to death and tried to thwart my subsequent healing. Bleakbane doesn't he the technology to permanently harm me1, and Starry is not currently in my good graces.Quote:
You and SiuiS. :smallsigh:
Well, try and keep the incineration to a tight beam, would you? There's been quite enough randomly fired OFCs around these parts as is.
To be fair, Pegasi may have an innate form of lightning rod in the wings, or otherwise channel the electricity to the tail to be I speeded as stairs or something.
Deceptive. A broken neck isn't as instantly lethal as most people think it is either. If a lightning strike stops your heart, you're pretty dead. Electricity is like radiation, the damage is done when your body resists it. Letting it go through, by having the right set up should help. I just suspect ponies (well, Pegasi) have the right set up.
What are you upset about? A combination hot-tub/sound system with laser lights how is already ahead of the curve if it's as accurate ad a broken clock. Yea, I planned a compliment before hand. ;P
Yuss~Quote:
Ponythid is adorable.
(hugs her)
*sigh* Alright, Boffinspark, I'll make you a deal. If you can get rid of those...things without destroying what's left of Canterlot in the process, I'll talk to Celestia about having you *cringes* fully reinstated.
VERY WELL THEN.
*portals open to either side of the draconequus*
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And big finish.
And as for that other abomination...
*a massive portal opens next to the creature, and huge pink tentacles drag it away*
PARTY!
*turns to Silent Night* I hope you're happy with yourself; you've just cost me the only leverage I had over that lunatic. As "thanks", I'm going to give you a bit of perspective;
Anti-Magic
Without the magic, you're just a sack of rotten meat. Me?
*Grinds Silent Night into the ground*
I'm still a dragon!
Okay... what the hay did I miss? Alabenson, Pokonic, and Thubby are locked in a 3-way death-brawl, and I'm not invited? Besides, I need Thubs and Po, otherwise the quality of my writing goes down immensely! :smallfrown:
Ohh, that sounds lovely. Actualy, I never have realy needed a name. Ehh, I have had to many to keep up with them. You know what, i'll let you pick one!
Gurgle. Heh. Do you know what I still am?
I am a cult leader. With allies and ponies who care about me. Do you know what that means, filthy drake? It means that I can call apon something much like Boffensparks cannons.
We have seen her completely unable to move a snow plow! But you are correct, we have not.
Also, I found a good map! I'm sure everypony has seen it, but Ima post it anyways!
I've read that most lightning strikes people survive are actually offshots of the main bolt of lightning, which are much less deadly than the main bolt.
Well now you're just being cynical :smalltongue:
A) That doesn't change that they only wiped out a single system at a time, whereas tyranids were also ancient, massive, implacable and followed a mind on a physical and mental scale beyond human comprehensionQuote:
And necrons are an ancient enemy of the eldar, follow living gods, and kill everything that lives. They were the mindless, impacable undead.
B) The Orks are also ancient enemies of the Necrons and Eldar :smalltongue: And so are chaos. Heck, you could argue the Imperium too.
A) That kinda ruins the whole space-bugs image, especially given that Swarmlords are given the intellect to strategize, not communicate, and from the way you describe it you weren't a fan of the necron's new fluff which would be something similar, B) The Hive Mind is on such a massive scale I doubt it can think of the Imperium as anything but another hive mind, and even it's only just starting to come into the galaxy (practically the equivalent of a spy-plane mission) and C) Who's going to be stupid enough to ally with GIANT SPACE BUGS WHO EAT ENTIRE PLANETS even if you COULD communicate with them? The only greater threat in the universe is Chaos!!Quote:
And then the fluff changed and now they're cool bros who ally with blood angels. Against tyranids.
They could say that tyranids recognise the usefulness of temporary alliances. Especially with the Swarmlord, it implies that level of common sense.
TBF, everything except Marines gets screwed over. At least in part because there's five or six different codexes for them.Quote:
But no.
Because hey, *&^% tyranids, amirite? No-one plays them.
Dear Control,
My syntax adaptation data indicates that this is the proper format for delayed transfer communication. My maps seem to be outdated, meaning that I have had trouble reaching civilization from my assigned drop point. This has delayed my primary mission, but I have gained supplementary information. I now have data that suggests a possible cause of the incapacitation of the TINSOLDIER army.
I am currently entrenched in improvised fortifications to evade the attention of a variety of orbital laser array, a dragon of extreme size, and several powerful entities unrecognized by my database. I am under threat level E despite having no part in the battle. Their communications indicate that battles of this magnitude are not uncommon. It is within reasonable probability that the army was collateral damage from one such battle.
Your faithful soldier,
TS-407
You may do so if you wish Maxtronaut. Although the one I remember you posting (which I commented on) was small and blurry.
I can only see 1 name in three on this thing.
to name something is to hold a good deal of power over it. i have no use for dominion over yet another creature.
what i could use is a companion that is their own entity to aid in making the dark lady's vision reality.
besides, my idiosyncrasies would have me naming you "gummy" or something.
That doesn't make that all that much sense to me from a physics standpoint the ground being the end point and all. But whatever.
I know reason I was taught lightning strikes are essentially non-lethal is because for all their volts and temperature hotter then the surface of the sun etc they have a very low amperage. A million volts is less dangerous then a single ampere
And point being that getting struck by lightning is something people survive, people dying from it are the exception not the rule.
@Maxtronaut: Then you really can't call me out for posting the picture after you. :smalltongue:
@Soras: Derpy took completely minor singeing, and went right along. I know lightning isn't a death laser, but I doubt you would just keep on trucking.
Well...ehh, if I asked Nightcore, she would probably name me "Nocturn" or something. Hmm...you know what? I always liked the name Glory. Might put something in front of it.
Also, what is this "dark lady"? I can name about five individuals with the same title on the top of my head, and on of them is Nightcore.
I'm noticing it because I've been hooked with Fallout New Vegas and couldn't think of something to say, which made me feel slightly bored/depressed/something. And I say it's odd because it doesn't have many traits that I think should make that happen, like when I was playing, found the Gun runners vendotron.... This happened :smallbiggrin:, that's why i think it's odd :smallconfused:
Also, not me
I know! I'm insane myself but this just doesn't make any sense even in my nonsense :smallconfused:
Derpy might not have actually been struck by lightning, lightning just kinda struck the air around Derpy, singing the nearby area. You'll note she goes into her struck by lightning pose before the lightning even appears, and Rainbow Dash's tail is similarly singed by a stray bolt that didn't hit moments prior.
Alternatively, the only canon is Pinkie Pie's party cannon.