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Re: Questionable Content 5: Suffers Occasional Outbreaks of Butt's Disease
Kato, don't be a Luddite. Embrace the future that is sex robots.
But no. I'm just grossly exaggerating my love for women wearing glasses.
In this case by deeming something female shaped and wearing glasses is greater than something that is merely female shaped. To the point it's like . . . Oh my God.
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Re: Questionable Content 5: Suffers Occasional Outbreaks of Butt's Disease
It's the Lil' Orphan Anne eyes that are a little off putting, other than that she does make a cute female form in that Sexy Liberian kind of way.
I wonder how long Ron would have lasted if the Sorting Hat had been a giant spider . . .
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Kato
Really? :smallconfused: I mean... how? Is it just a weird fetish because the metallic skin and the "much too obviously a robot" kind of kills it for me...
You should know better than to ask questions like that. This is the internet, it's all weird niche fetishes here. :smallamused:
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Ravens_cry
I wonder how long Ron would have lasted if the Sorting Hat had been a giant spider . . .
Heh, imagine that. Maybe Marten has something similar? I mean, if something like that suddenly landed on my head to monitor my physiological responses to questions, I'd freak out too. It may very well have influenced the results that made him end up with Pintsize.
Also, Glassybot seems to only have two... erm, well I can't call them "phalanx bones", since they're not bones, but yeah.
On a random note, did you know the fourth/ring toe is the only toe that doesn't have its own Wikipedia page?
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Ravens_cry
It's the Lil' Orphan Anne eyes that are a little off putting, other than that she does make a cute female form in that Sexy Liberian kind of way.
I wonder how long Ron would have lasted if the Sorting Hat had been a giant spider . . .
Spontaneous human combustion. :smalleek:
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Ravens_cry
It's the Lil' Orphan Anne eyes that are a little off putting, other than that she does make a cute female form in that Sexy Liberian kind of way.
I wonder how long Ron would have lasted if the Sorting Hat had been a giant spider . . .
"Hmm, I dont think we HAVE a house based on terrified sprinters. "
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Traab
"Hmm, I dont think we HAVE a house based on terrified sprinters. "
The little-known origin of Hufflepuff.
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Waaaaaait a minute.
Why is Pintsize on the poster behind the Sexy Libraribot's head?
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Pintsize's old chasis was pretty baseline, if I recall correctly- When he threw those AnthroPC parties, all of the attendants where palate swaps of him.
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Flickerdart
Waaaaaait a minute.
Why is Pintsize on the poster behind the Sexy Libraribot's head?
Because Pintsize is actually the robo-god with amnesia. :smallbiggrin:
Well, they still seem pretty compatible. Evidently Marten is compatible with all but his twins.:smallamused: I'm hoping for Pintsize to be a tad serious right about tomorrow though, that punchline was crude even for him. Or Pintsize is going to move on, leaving Marten and Faye all alone. Again. :smallwink: AND WE CAN GET DRUNK MARTEN! WHO SAYS DRUNK THINGS AND GETS PUNCHED!:smallfrown:
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Looks like I had the right of it. :smalltongue:
Also, this is one of the earliest times of the day that QC has updated. Man.
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I would think provision would have been made for the distortions caused by arachnophobia, and the results adjusted accordingly. It's not as if this is the first time they did this, after all.
We don't get to see Pintsize's original chassis? :smallsigh:
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You mean this Chasis?
Also, I get the feeling that its more likely the biometrics indicated that Martin would be able to tolerate Pintsize, and they really wanted to get him out of the waiting list.
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I like Pintsize better, I think....
So... since usually a large part of the population is scared of spiders wouldn't neraly all questionnaires be invalid? And for those who are not scared of spiders, wouldn'r Gordon's cuteness cause an endorphine rush that would also invalidate the answers? Either way, unless you are completely apathetic to cute robo spiders, wouldn't your reaction be not reliable?
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Considering in the western world 55% of women and 18% of men reportedly are afraid of spiders, I'd've thought they'd adjust for that, but guess not.
Shoulda just used a normal helmet.
Also I'm now wondering what a robowhale with Pintsize's personality would be like. Better yet, what if it had turned out Glassybot was Marten's perfect companion AI? Or Gordon? :smallamused:
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Neither of them are on the list.
They take a recording, shove it through compatibility tests for every companion on the list and the most compatible gets picked. Glassybot or Gordon wouldn't be on the list
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Kato
I like Pintsize better, I think....
So... since usually a large part of the population is scared of spiders wouldn't neraly all questionnaires be invalid? And for those who are not scared of spiders, wouldn'r Gordon's cuteness cause an endorphine rush that would also invalidate the answers? Either way, unless you are completely apathetic to cute robo spiders, wouldn't your reaction be not reliable?
Or maybe Momo is just assuming that the fear reaction was throwing off the biometrics, and Pintsize really was the ideal companion for Martin.
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The Companion AI Assignment Bureau's chief weapon is fear. Fear and surprise. Surprise and fear. TWO! Their two chief weapons are fear and surprise and a fanatical devotion to Friend Computer.
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Haha its been ages since I've seen a Monty Python reference.
Or one that didnt seem forced at least
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Clearly the AnthroPC bonding process needed to work a couple of dog-sized bugs to work out.
Friendly, creepy bugs.
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Anecronwashere
Haha its been ages since I've seen a Monty Python reference.
Or one that didnt seem forced at least
Three. Our three chief weapons are fear, surprise, fanatical devotions to Friend Computer, and Monty Python references.
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Jeph invented Angry Bird before Angry Birds existed.
Man, I love this little foul-mouthed fella
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Savoring something is tasty. Most times.
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Oh pintsize. Your so funny
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I just read yesterday's strip. Is Yelling Bird okay? Because usually he has an expletive every three or four words. And he was less crude and actually kind of funny.
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Herpestidae
I just read yesterday's strip. Is Yelling Bird okay? Because usually he has an expletive every three or four words. And he was less crude and actually kind of funny.
With Yelling Bird's own words: "Blah, blah massive concusion, blee bloo brain damage"
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Ok... At first I thought Marten and Emily might be a nice match... That's her name right?
I'm not saying Pintsize doesn't deserved to get punched, he probably had it coming... but really that girl seems more and more insane. Not simply "slightly screwed up in a lovable way" (like Hanners) but fullblown "I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU IF YOU EVER REJECT ME!!!!!!" cuckoo.
And how the hell does a "metal ball head" look soft?
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Girl's got good instincts.
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Morquard
Ok... At first I thought Marten and Emily might be a nice match... That's her name right?
I'm not saying Pintsize doesn't deserved to get punched, he probably had it coming... but really that girl seems more and more insane. Not simply "slightly screwed up in a lovable way" (like Hanners) but fullblown "I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU IF YOU EVER REJECT ME!!!!!!" cuckoo.
And how the hell does a "metal ball head" look soft?
I don't think it's that bad. She only punched a robot after all.
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The problem is the reason...
When Faye punches him he's usually been doing disgusting stuff to her underwear or something, Marygold punched him when he grabbed her boobs etc. He brought those on himself.
Emily punched him because she thought he looked soft...
It's like when I visit a friend - or rather a new acquaintance from work, and then punch her spouse in the face because "Oh, I he looked tough, I thought he could take it!".
AntroPCs have been established as having feelings and a personality, so "it was just a robot" really isn't a very good excuse.