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:smalleek: NOO!!! DONT JOIN THE PLOTS!!! Join me! come to the wanton slaughter side!
Join the Wanton Slaughter team! kill to your hearts content!
Use any weapon!
We have cookie shurikens!
And we have TANKS!!!...being dropped on people
I wouldn't worry about that - we've got at least two characters lifted wholesale from their original media, and they're fine.
Who wants the disembodied head of Martin Luther to be a recurring character? He's certainly easy to draw! :smalltongue:
I meant, why cant we have more genuinely odd, and at the same time, really funny comics.
Was intended to be longer, ran out of time.
@^ I burst out laughing at the "Yes, Please." :smallbiggrin:
Fat Fish Fury: Part Two
Spoiler401. Welcome to Nowhere
402. Breaking the Curtain
403. As Good a Reason as Any
404. Mad! MAD!
405. How Nice of Her
406. I Shall Call Her "Okim"
407. Where, Oh Where
408. Interior Design
409. Body and Soul
410. Okely Dokely
411. It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's a... Circle?
412. Change Color Scheme
413. Crowbar Time is My Time
414. What's in a Name?
415. A Duel!
416. At Least He Had Chicken
417. Who Doesn't Like Bonzai Trees?
418. A Realization
419. He's a Real Nowhere Man
420. An Amulet of Explosion, Perhaps?
421. Should Have Checked for Traps
422. It's Always Nice to Meet New People
423. Poke
424. All Small Mammals are Drunks in ABR
425. Minor Revenge
426. Wrong Place, Wrong Time
427. Whoosh! Whoosh!
428. Doctor Who?
429. A Girl's Best Friend
430. He's Very Sensitive
431. A Sign, a Sign, Everywhere a Sign
432. Down He Goes
433a. Xenomorph!
433b. Dragon Dogfight
434. Speak of the Devil...
435. Askaris Might Be His Last Name
436. Quick, Do a Somersault!
437. Dogpile
438. Fu-Sion-HA!
439. Pikalite. Pikalite.
440. Straightening it Out
441. General William
442. Acid Vomit
443. Double Whammy
444. Two Men, Two Eyes
445. Bzap! Zing!
446. Missed Me
447. Wolfman Does Not Like Light
448. Swoop!
449. Doctor Penguin, That's Who!
450. MacGuffin Acquired
451. Friendly Fire
452. Even NPCs Feel Sorrow
453. PCs Don't, Though
454. Chit-chat
455. Run Away!
456a. Power Word: Point
456b. Reactions
457. The Return
458. Reluctant Alliance
459. Here They Come...
460. BraveBayar
461. Explaining the Newest Big Bad
462. A Bigger Threat
463. I Don't Believe It
464. Fly, My Pretties!
465. Convenient Appearance
466. We Have a Problem
467. And They Danced
468. Spectral Duellist
469. Monochromatic
470. It'll Keep Him Quiet, For Once
471. Brains Beat Brawn
472. Set Course for Salmonville
473. He Really Loves That Song
474. The Council
475. Go to Hell
476. Tieflings are Confusing
477. Something's Missing
478a. Curses! Foiled Again!
478b. Bayardozed
479. Was He Chosen by the Gods?
480. The Terror that Dings in the Night
481. Grasped!
482. Die Faster!
483. Plotgoblin Reflexes
484. Slow Ride
485. Blauport Cemetery
486. Great Taste, Less Filling
487. ROCK
488. I've Got a Bad Feeling About This
489. Did Not See that One Coming
490. Enter the Gerbloid
491. Watch for Falling Drow, er, Moonelf
492. Dumbfounded
493. My First Reaping
494. Dun Dun DUNNN
495. The FireDrake Who Lived
496. Hey, Free Sword
497. Everything has a Price
498. It's Lightish Red
499. Shades of Three
500. Enjoy the Party
501a. One Way Out
501b. Fight Vampires with Fire
501c. Killing Yourself
502. The Challenger
503. More Than a Feeling
504. Cryptic
505. His Chin is HUGE
506. Dire Straits
507. Henweigh
508. For Your Convenience
509. Need a Hand?
510. Vampires Bite
511. Negligent Reaping
512. Dire Donkey?
513. Da-Ba-De, Da-Ba-Di
514. Vampires Like Darkness
515. Operation - Narrative Storm
516. High DC for Spot Checks
517. Promises, Promises
518. Get In the Choppa!
519. Racism
520. Taking Them On
521. Blow Them Away
522. It Can't Be!
523. Vague Instructions
524a. NightPenguin
524b. and
524c. NightYeril
525. Mystery Man Part 2 Part 3
526. Random Teleportation
527. There's No Violence Like Wanton Violence
528. Shout, Shout, Let it All Out
529. Narrator in Distress
530. OH YEAH!
531. The Threshold
532. Outstanding!
533a. The Battle Rages On
533b. Pin Cushion
533c. There's Always More
534. Our Scars Remind Us
535. Brotherly Love
535. Surprise Appearance
536. Crash Landing
537. An Oldie but a Goodie
538. I'm Nobody, Who Are You?
539. Not Much to Do Here...
540. Longshot
541. He'll Fit Right In
542. Welcome to Hell
543. Satan's Little Secret
544. Two Hearts... Living in Just One Mind
545. Return of the Soap Cookie
546. He Seems Familiar...
547. They Always Call While You're in the Shower
548. It Just Gets Curiouser and Curiouser
549. That Doesn't Go There
550a. The Battle Still Rages On...
550b. And on...
550c. And Then it Gets Interesting
551. Do You Understand the Words Coming Out of My Mouth?
552. How Did I Get Here?
553. Give Him a Hand
554. A Modi-crumb
555. Are You Okay?
556. Upgrades
557. Welcome to Salmonville
558. Welcome Home, Fish
559. Home Sweet... Aw, Crap
560. Yoink!
561. Battlecries are Always Awesome
562. If You Strike Me Down...
563. A Crude Plan
564. What He Came For
565. Drifting Through Nowhere
566. Introductions
567a. A Random Battle
567b. Random Pain
567c. Random Retaliation
568. Nice Gather Information Check
569. Revengeanceful
570. A Spectator Sport
571. Peaceful Commands
572. Let's Begin With the Fun
573. I Don't Like the Look of It
574. Time to End This
575. Roleplaying Experience, Maybe?
576. None Shall Pass
577. Retrieval Successful
578. Hand Me That
579. Rescued
580. Setting Up
581. Relaxation
582. No Spectating
583. No Use Crying Over Spilled Ice Cream
584. He's Surprisingly Aerodynamic
585. Freaking Out
586. Room For One More?
587. It's an Idea
588. But it Won't Work
589. Assess the Damage
560. Paper Cut Sneak Attack
561a. Exposition is Our National Pastime
561b. Combinestipation
562. Off to Aeven
563. There's Always Someone Bigger
564. Noob.
565. Slice'n'Dice
566. Adding to the Arsenal
567a. Curse My Awesome Heritage!
567b. Sob Story
567c. ...oops
567d. You Heard Nothing
568. Red Eye Shot First
569. Unnecessary Violence
570. A Vicious Cycle
571. Will to Live
572. Ceasefire
573a. Tactics Alpha Part 1
573b. Tactics Alpha Part 2
574. False Alarm
575. Instrumental Break
576. Poor Infrastructure
577a. He's in a Bad Way Now
577b. He Has a Chainsaw Stuck to His Face, Give Him Some Credit
577c. Random Finale
578. The Devil's Advocate
579. Throw Up the Horns
580. Omicron-kebabs
581. Scroll Down
582. Hulking Out
583. Soul Sword Shadow Fury
584. Dinner Service
585. Getting Out of There
586. We Love Flashbacks
587. Bad Choice of Vacation Spots
588. Evilelmo Revealed
599. Nipping it in the Bud
600. Death is but a Doorway
601. For Blauport!
602. Rope Tricks
603. Showing Off
604. Enter Purple-Eye
605. Shady Explanations
606. Candygram
607. He's Back
608. Taking Care of Business
609. Introducing the New Guys
610. Casualties
611. Second Chances
612. When I Grow Up I Want to Be a Fisherman
613a. Weathervane Removal
613b. Moving On
614. Having Fun
615. Slipped My Mind
616. New Boots
617. Two or Three Hours
618. Hell Hath No Fury
619. A Rousing Speech
620. Looking for Scroll
621. Lonely Archons
622. Salmon United
623. You Got No Soul
624. Lavidor Down
625. Let's Rock!
626. Kung-Fu Skills
627a. Scene Missing
627b. They Usually Don't Give Very Good Reasons
628. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
629. This Reminds Me of the Time...
630a. Bard to the Rescue
630b. Plotting a Trajectory
630c. Going Down
631. STFU, Broom
632. Ooh, Doublevision
633. An Unfair Trade
634. Free the Slaves
635. Killing Time
636. Impromptu Civil Engineering
637. Must Have... Slipped My Mind...
638. Slippery When Wet
639. Poor Taste in Music
640. Gay as in 'Happy'
641. Pure Psychic Energy
642. Rules of Improv Be Damned
643. Communist Attack
644. Homobearophobic
645a. Crossing
645b. Shade Versus Shadow
645c. Bat Attack
646. The Horns in Action
647. It's Super Effective!
648. Nowhere Tours
649. Blade of Thunder, Hear My Cry
650. There Will Be Cake
651. Okay, New Plan
652a. Shatter World
652b. Philippe's Destination
653. Bucketheads
654. Shades of Plot
655. Sarcastic Weaponry
656. Choose Your Weapon
657. Touched by Plotus
658. Call, Response, Refusal
659. Don't Look Down
660. Palling Around With the Olympians
661. Reveal Yourself
662. So Easy a Landfish Can Do It
663. Big Bad EvilElmo
664. She's a Feisty One
665. Advocate of the Beast
666. Gearing Up for the Final Confrontation
667. Devil Goes Down
668. Compilation
669. Time to Leave
670. Meanwhile, In a More Peaceful Setting...
671. Dog Eat Dog
672. Blinded by the Light
673. She Blinded Me with Science
674. Hairless Rodent
675. At Least They Have Chicken
676. It's a Key Item
677. Archel is Evil
678. Tolpy Unlike You
679. Thy Will Be Done
680. Special Guest
681. Crack in the Helmet
682. Another Big Bad?
683. It's a Lie
684. Yeril, Kobold Cakethief
685. Implied Powers
686. A Place for Everyone
687. Vulion the Barbarian
688. Headstrong
689. Lulz' Bane
690. A Fated Encounter
691. Bill and Nobody's Bogus Journey
692. No Ninja Vampire Birds Allowed
693. His Voice is Red, He Can't Be Trusted
694. Good Pets are Hard to Find
695. Vult-R Has No Need for Backstory
696. Clouseau!
697. Free Food Still Beats Plot
698. Helper Panda
699. The Might of a Country
700. Not More!
701. Mechafox: Revelations
702. Act Natural
703. Grapes ARE Fun
704. Mechafox Loves Puns
705. He Just Won't Stay Alive
706. Running Into the Ground
707. Bamf
708. Staying on Her Good Side
709. Random Abilities
710. Better Bamf
711. So Very Safe
712. Now THAT'S Random
713. GET IN THE CHOPPA!
714. Certainly Not a Fetish
715. Whoomph.
716. Insert Head Pun Here
717. Caught in the Explosion
718. Whiting Out
719. What Big Bads Do With Their Spare Time
720. Bamboo is Yummy
721. When You Wish Upon a Dro-Moonelf
722. Spidey, Eat Your Heart Out
723. Now We Play the Waiting Game
724. Passing By
725. Very Bad Things Come to Those Who Wait
726. Blow by Blow
727. Taking Advantage
728. Adding Injury to Insult
729. Bloodlust is My Favority Type of Lust
730. Da Mosoleum
731. It's Dark and Ugly in Here
732. Simple Design
733. A Bit More Grandiose
734. It's Like a Reunion for Him
735. Trapped
736. Don't Ask About the Arrows or the Net
737. Wait a Second...
738. Just Lucky, I Guess
739. Shiny Statues are the Best Statues
740. Mightier Than the Sword?
741. Beating a Dead Horse
742. Magioth and His Magic Pencil
743.
Finals and Fantasies
744. Priorities
745. Beyond Salmondrome
746. Pirate Phane II: The Nerd Warrior
747. Lavidor, This Is Your Life
748. Don't Mess with the Coast Guard
749. Omicron Sleepy
750. The Ritual Part 1Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Conclusion
751. Familiar Conversations
752. The Story of Gwendolyn Caerulus
753. Engine Trouble
754. Weird Jedi Magic
755. Welcome to Fort Longcat
756. Smooth Kobold Operator
757. Teaming Up
758. Upgrades
759. Guitar Panda
760. Do Not Want
761. Anticlimax
762. Enter Lpenguin
763. Shades of White
764. Deal or No Deal
765. Scruffy, the Janitor
766. Citadel's Landing
767. Oops, Wrong Way
768. Sending
769. Technical Difficulties
770. Problem Solved
771. Foresight
772. Don't Be TARDIS
773. ZOMG!
774. How Long Have You Been Standing There?
775. Visiting the Grave
776. Drafted
777. Weapon Update
778. Test Drive
779. Propaganda
780. Domestic Dispute
781. Lavidor Attacks
782. Minoblendy's Extradimensional Wardrobe
783. Vulion Returns
784. Alternative Solutions
785. Invasion Force
786. Lpenguin's Still Getting the Hang of This
787. Nebbar, Gnome Illusionist
788. Debating Tropes
789. Afraid of Death
790. Death Magic
791. Resurrecting
792. Lavidor is Upset
793. Lying Takes Control
794. The Truth
795. What Just Happened
796. A Black Key?
797. Traveling Light
798. Ruins of the Bloodfang Clan
799. Lazor Warfare
800. Shoop Da Woop
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I suppose we're officially allowed to call this a "Long story" now :smalltongue:
Can we go to Salmonville now? :smalltongue:
*Is dying to show all this background to Salmon and Leroy*
Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
I can do this all day.
EDIT: huh, wait.. Me, Tiffany and Leroy were just about to fight with Lavidor and now we're suddenly being flown upto the citadel?
The Ministary of Violent Affairs of the Constructs Republic of Bis-Anu
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I got bored
ACtually, I have a feeling at least a few of us are going to stay behind with Bayar.
Can we form a definite list?
I'll deal with those on the ground, fighting Nightwing -
Man from Another Place - somewhere.
Mikodolls - roaming about, acquiring heavy weaponry.
Bayar - WRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Yoshi - in a duel with a spectral lieutenant.
Squark - rescuing the civilians.
The Spectral King - trying to abduct the civilians.
Nightwing - has just realised that he's been tricked.
Mechafox - preparing to enter combat with Nightwing.
Phillippe - with Mechafox (in his hat).
Jiken Keshou (the badass plotgoblin) - with Mechafox.
Ninja Chocobo - plunging stuff into eternal night.
Narrator - somewhere.
Any other takers? It seems that we mostly have the melee types down here, so some support would be appreciated.
Any chance of a certain giant robot randomly falling into the scene or would I have to wait for the next battle royale?
@Illiterate Scribe: Your inference is correct. I will fight, as will Jiken Keshou. However, Philippe is actually inside my hat at the moment.
@The Other MC: Go for it. Just... don't be too big.
@Illiterate Scribe
Thanks for the present. Although I don't quite get the joke.
@Lying
Sorry but the unstickified avie will have ot be delayed to tommorow. Inkscape crashed on me. AGAIN. :smallfrown:
Great! We'll need a heavy hitter to deal with Mecha-nightwing, who is ~3.5x the height of an ordinary avatar. Unless you're siding with him ... :smalleek:
We expect to see you soon!:smallwink:
Your birthday and Halloween aren't the only major occurrences on October 31. Check the fount of all human knowledge ...
Let's get dangerous.
The only thing is, Illiterate, you okay with me ending the duel this fast? I thought it was just a normal conscript when I drew the first part, so I might not have had the appropriate power level for him. Well, if he's supposed to be stronger, I'll add some red lines on my guy and assume that there was off-screen fighting.
ah, by the way... in the fifth panel, that's shadow over his eyes, not some sort of magic effect or anything.
That's fine - your character is a competent swordsman, and could likely slaughter a lieutenant without thinking - Nightwing's army is essentially one of mooks anyway (who use their own tactics - suffice to say you'll see them soon enough), although a few have tricks up their sleeves - magical ones, for example.
First Read this
SchizoTechLand is a sci-fi civilization that is incrediably advanced, however, for unkown reasons almost nobody outside of Schizotechland has used it's advanced technologies, whic don't seem to provide any advantage over magic.
Here's the most recent version.