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Party Van
Cyra, somewhat surprised by the fact that Jasper noticed her anyway, lets her invisibility drop, grinning.
"And look who came running back. I trust your trip was eventful?"
Cyra tries to magically slam and lock the doors again. She notably dodges Jasper's question, though.
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Party Van
"Cyrus, unless you're here to beat us up, just get out've our car." Legion says, sick of his her gameplaying.
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Originally Posted by
Earl of Purple
Main Room 1
"I've been alive for five thousand years, so I suppose we do. Though I fell either four thousand or four thousand five hundred years ago, so I might count as a demon, and they're widely acknowledged to be immortal. I remember the basics, and certain important events, but I wouldn't be able to identify the people I worked alongside when I was in the Chorus. I can't remember the name of the guy who led the rebellion, either. I remember more of the four hundred years of torture than I do of the thousand years before." She doesn't mention her original name; either she's forgotten it, or she doesn't want to remember it.
Main Room 1
"I can't recall anything besides once having wings, not even my own name. Are you pleased with how your life turned out though? Are you happier now?" She asks with a raised eyebrow.
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Crater
With Jack being quiet, Gordon continues his ritual. The ghostly shapes flow into a shape, a large shape of something that once existed in this crater. Then, with a purple flash bright enough to be seen from space, the ritual ends. Gordon kneels down, holding not only the purple gem he started with, but a blue gem and an orange jewel.
"I was, and its done."
Gordon's voice is a bit quieter than usual, this took a bit out of him.
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Main Room 1
"I certainly have more fun. All I ever did was sing, apart from the odd top-secret mission. Though most of those needed singing, too. Did you know that the song of the Celestial Chorus influences the minds of those whom hear it? I've trained my voice so I can access the mind influencing ability without singing my instructions. That helps. The one thing I might miss is friendship, but I have minions for companionship, and I can't remember ever having any friends." Hopefully that answers the question. Obviously, the first four hundred years after her banishment from the Celestial Planes weren't fun.
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[Main Room]
Tom fidgets around a bit. Listening to this fallen angel is interesting and all, but he's getting a bit bored since he isn't interested like Dawn is. His hand goes into his pocket...
And he finds the die he picked up in Mallside. Now that he thinks about it, this thing needs to be tested a bit more. All the people here are evil, after all, right?
He rolls towards Rocid, who is still sitting on the couch I've been tolled. Time to find out what happens.
It comes up as a 5
Quote:
The target switches gender. If the target is mono-gendered it will turn pink or blue.
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Main Room 1
Dawn, oblivious about Tom's reckless use of such a dangerous artifact continues talking with the fallen angel. "So you felt you lacked freedom as an angel? Freedom of doing what exactly? Did they force you to sing all the time?"
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On the couch
Rocid suddenly turns blue! Usually this wouldn't be an issue, but this time he wasn't trying to turn blue, or turn any color.
This coincides with the distinct sound of rolling dice, which draws Rocid's attention to the fact that he may be the target of shenanigans.
To be sure, he nudges the die slightly with telekinesis, causing it to roll a few times.
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DarkOrange just happens to be walking through the room right now. Doing nothing much it seems. Lazy henchie. *shakes fist*
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On the couch
Zefir looks over to Rocid.
"Have you ate or drink something from the party? thought the henchies burnt all rests."
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Main Room
"GRRRRRAAAAHHHHHHH!!"
Pop!
Stu pops back into existence on a chair, though without his power suit for now.
"Geeze. GEEZE. OW!! *************** OW! You guys have NO idea how much dying hurts."
...
I don't think Stu knows where he is sometimes.
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Main Room 1
"Oh yes, singing all day every day, with twenty four hours off a fortnight. I would have liked more free time, though I can't remember what I would have done with it." She's changed too much for her original reason to joining the rebellion to mean much to her any more.
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[Main Room]
Tom is seriously surprised when the die rolls again on its own. The results are...
15
Quote:
The target and the caster will instantly fall in love with each other. This effect will last 10 minutes.
44, which is aimed at DarkOrange
Quote:
Fruit sprouts from targets arms or equivalent.
but the big one, 18, is rolled as well...
Quote:
All clothes, illusions within 100 yards of the caster are destroyed and all shapeshifters return to their original form if any.
Bye bye clothes.
Tom suddenly jumps when all of his clothes fall in shreds to the ground. With a quick spell, mor clothes arrive to cover him... making him look like a cheesy vampire. he sighs, and takes off the cape, letting its essence flow back into the abyss. This leaves him wearing an outfit fit for an english nobleman.
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[Main Room]
DarkOrange suddenly has several pumpkins growing from his arm. "What the H-" He collapses, naked, under the weight.
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[Main Room]
"Dude, did you know you have a serious case of the pumpkins? You might want to have that looked at. It makes you uglier than usual." Stu, you're a flower. You don't get to make any calls on human aesthetics.
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Main Room
Nephrim's nude, and changed quite a bit too. Her torso is horribly scarred, though the wounds look old, and the feathers of her wings are a grubby grey, nearly black in places and nearly white in others. Her nose has been broken several times and one of her ears has been cut off. Her body is truly genderless; there's no sign of any orifices besides those on her head. The only part of her body that hasn't changed is her eyes; they remain the same. She looks down at herself briefly, frowns, and turns back to her usual, angelic self, though she's still nude.
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[Main Room]
Cyrus isn't casting any illusions right now, but his robes are suddenly vaporized.
"Damnit! Does anyone even know how much it cost to have those enchanted?!"
Then he does the more reasonable thing and starts ogling everyone around. :smalltongue:
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[Main Room]
Zefirs clothes got ragged as well only two pockets seem to survive the Attack unharmed. You wonder what is inside?:smallbiggrin:
"**** ******* ******" Evil curses where directed at Tom, who is the owner of the dice.
Zefir makes a jump behind the couch to cover himself and he aims with a rocket launcher at Tom... Good thing this bag of endless boom.
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Main Room 1
"I always imagined heaven to be different." Dawn admits. "I guess that might have been why I left it myself. I just did it in a-" And suddenly Dawn's new clothes are destroyed by the die!
She looks shocked more then anything else as she see that Nephrim is nude as well. "What just happened?" Dawn starts to ask, slowly covering herself if only to make the others feel more comfortable.
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Couch-With the lovely Dice
Rocid is Nude! Rocid is always nude. But Rocid is infatuated, that's new. What's also new is just what he's infatuated with.
"This is the best die EVER!
And he's rolling it, rolling it backwards and forwards, side to side, over and over again. He rolls it fives time in this post, with no intention to stop unless someone stops him.
The results are:
- 7. The target will permanently smell like burning excrete until this effect is dispelled.
- 23. The die randomly generates between 1 and 200,000 dice that are identical in appearance.
- 36. The targets hair (if any) turns white.
- 58. Every sentence the target and the caster say must now end with a smiley of their choice for the next 24 hours.
- 71. Everyone within 10 yards forced to speak in Haiku form for 10 minutes
Dark Orange starts smelling quite horribly, and Tom may be looking quite a bit more distinguished.
Rocid looks at the 57,423 dice that are suddenly raining down around him, and laughs with maniacal glee.
"This is wonderful.
The dice are falling gently
And orange smells bad?:smallconfused:"
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Escape Car
"Hey, no need to be rude to Cyrus here, to be fair, we did poison him a little. No reason we should go losing our heads, kay?" Jasper flashes an unconvincing grin at Legion, hoping she'll get the message. He, for one, would rather not anger a crazy wizard. "In fact, why don't we grab a drink somewhere, talk this out like civilized people?" With that, Jasper kicks the car into reverse, trying to crush the zombies swarming them beneath the weight of the van.
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[Main Room]
Yanna Alba, who I fogot to post for in my last post, is now entirely naked. thankfully, she's just a charred skeleton burning with an unearthly green flame underneath, so no need to describe much. But Tom suddenly has white hair!
He will immediately try to grab Dawn's wrist and lead her out of the building. He would say something, but he suspects the Haiku thing Rocid just did has been passed on to him as well, and doesn't want to play into it. Regardless, his intention is clear on his face, to Dawn he's got a look that says, 'we should get the hell out of here before that lunatic destroys everything.'
Yanna follows behind Tom.
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DarkOrange now smells like a burning pile of poo. This has been a bad day so far. =I
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Stu waggles his petals at Dawn lecherously.
"Say... did I ever tell you hot you look in nothing it all?"
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[Main Room]
Dawn looks up at Stu, "Thank you for the compliment." She says hastily before Tom grabs her wrist. She immediately figures out what's going and will follow him out of AMEN. "I'm sorry, but I can't stay, farewell." The Deva tells both Stu and Nephrim before leaving the place.
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Escape Car
Cyra is totally not convinced, but feigns lack of suspicion anyway, continuing her usual mildly unsettling grin.
"I am nothing if not civilized. I even know a good place for tea, if you're interested." Nothing is more civilized than tea!
A group of Zombies are crushed! In fact, if Cyra succeeded in locking the doors, she snaps her fingers again and the Zombies all crumble into dust as the magic sustaining them disappears.
Main Room
Cyrus, quite sick of this silliness, mutters:
Sorry Friend Rocid
This game is at an ending
Also I am nude. :smallannoyed:
Cyrus spins a finger around, and a bolt flies from it at Rocid before he can touch the die again, hopefully stunning the Unbodied long enough for Cyrus to grab it.
Lightning Bolt, when cast,
Deals three Damage to target
Creature or Player. :smallamused:
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In the Dice Pit
The bolt goes right through Rocid, damn the 50% miss chance for incorporeals. Rocid keeps reveling in the pile of dice now hip deep around the couch. Right up until the point where he realises that he can't find his Favorite die anymore, thanks to all the duplicates on top of it.
He begins to frantically search, hurling waves of dice everywhere, looking for something, anything, that would identify that one from the untold thousands of duplicates all around it.
In the motion that follows, the die is rolled twice more.
The Results are:
- 80. All the targets clothes will suddenly be converted into bacon.
- 81. Everyone within 100 yards of the dice will suddenly get the strong impulsion to partake in a strangely choreographed dance scene.
Rocid watches as the shredded bits of clothing turn into bacon bits, the die having no clothed people left to target and so going haywire instead, before being compelled to Dance.
A pale faced man wearing a tight leather body suit falls into place over Rocid's form, the illusion moving its limbs rythmically.
"'Cause This Is Thriller,
Thriller Night And No One is
Gonna Save You From
The Beast About Strike
You Know It's Thriller, Thriller
Night You're Fighting For
Your Life Inside A
Killer, Thriller Tonight Woo!
Everyone Dance!" :smallbiggrin:
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Moff sticks his head in.
This is beyond a doubt
The best thing ever that has
happened in AMEN
Except for Smelley
You need to go somewhere else
now, DarkOrange. Bye!
A portal to the Yellow Road should swallow DarkOrange whole.
Moff participates in the dance, while munching on bacon bits.
He's nude, of course.
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I'm sure DarkOrange shouts something in Haiku as he falls into the Yellow Road. At least the stink is gone.
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Stu starts dancing in a manner one would see 8-bit sprites dancing. It's quite odd.
"Awww... how come he gets to run away with the hot chick? I swear, if I had hands..."
Beep boop beep.