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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
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Originally Posted by
TwoBitWriter
It would be more like, "Who should you make out with" :smallbiggrin:
But I think a romance "CYOA" story would probably insult a couple of people... especially if you were note voted to be made out with. :smalltongue:
I can see the choices:
Do you:
Make out with Wolfbane?
Make out with Cristo?
Commit Suicide?
Everyone would vote for the third except for two.:smallbiggrin:
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
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Originally Posted by
Wolfbane
I can see the choices:
Do you:
Make out with Wolfbane?
Make out with Cristo?
Commit Suicide?
Everyone would vote for the third except for two.:smallbiggrin:
I would be too tempted to cheat and go with making out with Cristo. I mean... those lips... :smalltongue:
@V: We can have a Cristo Make-out Sandwich! :smalltongue:
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
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Originally Posted by
Wolfbane
I can see the choices:
Do you:
Make out with Wolfbane?
Make out with Cristo?
Commit Suicide?
Everyone would vote for the third except for two.:smallbiggrin:
I'd make out with Cristo!
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
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Originally Posted by
Dirk Kris
I'd make out with Cristo!
I'd g/b-Cristo. Then g/b myself. Then make out with Cristo. :smallamused:
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
Remember the days when I used to be popular with ladies on this board?
Seems so long ago...
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
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Originally Posted by
Cristo Meyers
Remember the days when I used to be popular with ladies on this board?
Seems so long ago...
You're like the David Bowie of the Shipping Thread. Women want him and men turn Bi for him. :smallwink:
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
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Originally Posted by
TwoBitWriter
You're like the David Bowie of the Shipping Thread. Women want him and men turn Bi for him. :smallwink:
...and everyone keeps trying to kill him...
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
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Originally Posted by
Cristo Meyers
...and everyone keeps trying to kill him...
I haven't.
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
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Originally Posted by
Cristo Meyers
...and everyone keeps trying to kill him...
I haven't tried to kill you/him, either. Of course, what I did do may have been much, much worse. :smallamused:
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
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Originally Posted by
ghost_warlock
I haven't tried to kill you/him, either. Of course, what I did do may have been much, much worse. :smallamused:
If you mean the one based on that comic: then yes, it was...*shudder*
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
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Originally Posted by
Cristo Meyers
...and everyone keeps trying to kill him...
*rolls eyes*
You got shot in the shoulder, okay? Stop being such a cry-baby over it! :smalltongue:
Your main female love-interest is the Awesomesauce Curly. Get over it! :smallwink:
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
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Originally Posted by
TwoBitWriter
*rolls eyes*
You got shot in the shoulder, okay? Stop being such a cry-baby over it! :smalltongue:
Your main female love-interest is the Awesomesauce Curly. Get over it! :smallwink:
I REFUSE!
*grudges* :smalltongue:
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
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Originally Posted by
RabbitHoleLost
ZOMBBBIIIIIEEE SHIPS!
:smallbiggrin:
Well, if I ever get around to writing Destro/RHL, there will be lots of zombies. And ghouls. And liches (considering Dessie is a lich >> ).
It will be a undead apocalypse. With LAHV.
I can just see Destro zombifying Rabbit, who then goes around lovingly nomming people's brains...
@Cristo: I haven't killed you in any of my stories yet. But then, I've only done two so far... Hmm...I had something in mind for Zarr, but Ghost gave me an alternative idea for her, which leaves the spot I was thinking of putting her in open...a spot which will likely result in an untimely death...
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
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Originally Posted by
mangosta71
I can just see Destro zombifying Rabbit, who then goes around lovingly nomming people's brains...
@Cristo: I haven't killed you in any of my stories yet. But then, I've only done two so far... Hmm...I had something in mind for Zarr, but Ghost gave me an alternative idea for her, which leaves the spot I was thinking of putting her in open...a spot which will likely result in an untimely death...
Untimely death? I'm your man! :smallbiggrin:
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
Know what, Cristo? I think I will kill you. It's going to be wonderful. Since I'll be leaving soon here it is: (making it off the top of my head)
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(Translated from German)
<Sheesh, why do these Russians have to like this cold?> said Cristo as he lit his cigarette on patrol.
crack
<Wha-> SNAP went his neck and he dropped to the ground as DS let go.
Stupid Germans, they need to be more watchful..
I couldn't resist. :smallbiggrin:
Well, I guess I could have, but I decided not to.
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
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Originally Posted by
Wolfbane
Know what, Cristo? I think I will kill you. It's going to be wonderful. Since I'll be leaving soon here it is: (making it off the top of my head)
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<Sheesh, why do these Russians have to like this cold?> said Cristo as he lit his cigarette on patrol.
crack
<Wha-> SNAP went his neck and he dropped to the ground as DS let go.
Stupid Germans, they need to be more watchful..
Awww...love you too...
...though it's better to stab from behind or the side just below the ribs and into the lung. The lung collapses and the victim can't scream...
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
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Originally Posted by
Cristo Meyers
Awww...love you too...
...though it's better to stab from behind or the side just below the ribs and into the lung. The lung collapses and the victim can't scream...
Thanks for the idea. Any others?
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
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Originally Posted by
Wolfbane
Thanks for the idea. Any others?
on what? how to kill me? plenty!
Graboid attack is always a good one :smallbiggrin:
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
But for total humiliation, you want Ass-blasters :smalltongue:
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
I have a good one. Being tied to a bed of bamboo shoots and letting them grow into you.
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
Working on part 3 presently. We shall introduce the team of villains in this segment. :smalltongue:
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
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Originally Posted by
Wolfbane
I have a good one. Being tied to a bed of bamboo shoots and letting them grow into you.
Someone's been watching Mythbusters...:smallbiggrin:
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
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Originally Posted by
Cristo Meyers
Someone's been watching Mythbusters...:smallbiggrin:
No, I didn't see that one. I believe it was used as an actual torture. They sharpened the tips so they could grow through you easier.
There is also a way to impale a person so they stay alive for days while on the stake. Vlad perfected that method. The trick is to taper it off enough so it doesn't constrict the esophagus when it goes through your neck and out your mouth.
I know, it's disturbing. But I am a well of semi-useful information.
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
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Originally Posted by
Wolfbane
Know what, Cristo? I think I will kill you. It's going to be wonderful. Since I'll be leaving soon here it is: (making it off the top of my head)
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(Translated from German)
<Sheesh, why do these Russians have to like this cold?> said Cristo as he lit his cigarette on patrol.
crack
<Wha-> SNAP went his neck and he dropped to the ground as DS let go.
Stupid Germans, they need to be more watchful..
I couldn't resist. :smallbiggrin:
Well, I guess I could have, but I decided not to.
:biggrin:sorry Cristo. :smalltongue:
At least you helped bailout Mordokai in my story.
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
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Originally Posted by
Wolfbane
No, I didn't see that one. I believe it was used as an actual torture. They sharpened the tips so they could grow through you easier.
There is also a way to impale a person so they stay alive for days while on the stake. Vlad perfected that method. The trick is to taper it off enough so it doesn't constrict the esophagus when it goes through your neck and out your mouth.
I know, it's disturbing. But I am a well of semi-useful information.
They actually did the bamboo torture on a couple of dummies.
Within 3 days the shoot had completely gone through the dummy's stomach...
Hey, where's the topic?
Oh, there it is, waaaayyyy over there. We might want to get back there :smallredface:
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
To Appease starring Cristo/??? (hot chick of his choice)
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"OMG, aren't you Cristo, like the famous author?"
"Famous? Ummmm, sure?"
"OMG, I LOVE your books!"
"Thanks."
"Can I get you to sign something for me?"
"Sure. Whaddaya want?"
"How about my boob?"
"Whaaaaaa?"
*cue cheesy porno music*
*much making out*
And they lived happily ever after.
The End
totally not an actual fic please do not archive
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
:smallbiggrin: Love that one! :smallbiggrin:
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
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Originally Posted by
Dirk Kris
To Appease starring Cristo/??? (hot chick of his choice)
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"OMG, aren't you Cristo, like the famous author?"
"Famous? Ummmm, sure?"
"OMG, I LOVE your books!"
"Thanks."
"Can I get you to sign something for me?"
"Sure. Whaddaya want?"
"How about my boob?"
"Whaaaaaa?"
*cue cheesy porno music*
*much making out*
And they lived happily ever after.
The End
That is exploitation at its finest! :smallwink:
I hope that makes Cristo's day.
One of these days I'm gonna write something like that...
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
That was hilarious. :smallbiggrin:
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Re: Shippingitp IV: Flattery Will Get You EVERYWHERE
...and they never let me back into that Border's ever again...