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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
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Originally Posted by
mizzim
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I will hunt you down and, at swordpoint, force you to finish this unless you complete it by thursday.
yes. I'm serious.
Seriously! I mean it!
Ok, fine, I don't. But I'm still killing you if you don't have it done within a week.
I'm sorry, but Water-Smurf is now under my protection. If you really want to challenge me, go ahead. It'll be the last thing you ever do. In the mean time, she'll update when she updates.
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
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Originally Posted by
Dra-Goon
[*]Weapon(s) as penile (or boobastic if female) avatars
What, you mean like round, cartoon bombs? Rocks?
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[*]That time of the month (use male version if required)
There's a male version of that?!?
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
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Originally Posted by
Raging Gene Ray
There's a male version of that?!?
Well, the tables have male PREGNANCY, so you never know.
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
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Originally Posted by
Silverraptor
I'm sorry, but Water-Smurf is now under my protection. If you really want to challenge me, go ahead. It'll be the last thing you ever do. In the mean time, she'll update when she updates.
*grumble* fine. but you can't tell me that you don't want her to update.
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
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Originally Posted by
mizzim
*grumble* fine. but you can't tell me that you don't want her to update.
I do. But I know for a fact, since I have a fan comic, that updating frequently takes some of the fun out of everything. You always got to post when people are about to return to their normal lives. That excites them even more. And if you do a good job, you will be hailed as a great producer because people don't forget about you if you drag out the updates.
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
I will not, I REPEAT NOT, going to write Nale x V with True Love.
I Triple. Dog. Dare. Silverraptor.
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
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Originally Posted by
BatRobin
I will not, I REPEAT NOT, going to write Nale x V with True Love.
I Triple. Dog. Dare. Silverraptor.
Down Cerebus, Down. Get back to guarding the underworld.
And I would, but my trademark prevents me. Sorry.:smalltongue:
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
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Originally Posted by
Raging Gene Ray
What, you mean like round, cartoon bombs? Rocks?
Anything. There's this saying that men carrying huge sword/guns are compensating for their less than adequate feature elsewhere...and there are spiky bras out there - combine and have fun.:smallbiggrin::smallbiggrin::smallbiggrin:
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There's a male version of that?!?
I have no clue how it would work, but the answer you're looking for is yes.
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
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Originally Posted by
BatRobin
I will not, I REPEAT NOT, going to write Nale x V with True Love.
I Triple. Dog. Dare. Silverraptor.
Aw...now I want to see Nale x Nale x Vaarsuvius x Vaarsuvius x Nale x Vaarsuvius...:smalltongue:
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
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Originally Posted by
mizzim
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I will hunt you down and, at swordpoint, force you to finish this unless you complete it by thursday.
yes. I'm serious.
Seriously! I mean it!
Ok, fine, I don't. But I'm still killing you if you don't have it done within a week.
If you do that, then you'll never read a Water-Smurf fic again, EVER. And that's no good for you.
So, seems like a lousy plan to me... XD
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Originally Posted by
Kaytara
If you do that, then you'll never read a Water-Smurf fic again, EVER. And that's no good for you.
So, seems like a lousy plan to me... XD
I see the future...mizzim x Water-Smurf, with kidnapping!:smallwink:
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
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Originally Posted by
Dra-Goon
I see the future...mizzim x Water-Smurf, with kidnapping!:smallwink:
And Stockholm Syndrome. Yeeeaaaah. ^^;
...What have I done?
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
Is there still that thread that details how to make avatars? I have an idea for Dra-Goon's banner/avatar.
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
Okay, I got a lot of less-crazy-but-still-pretty-crack-y ones. I'm writing one of them, but if anyone else wants to try the others...
Genderswapped Nale x Cliffport chief of police; police uniform
Windstriker x Argent; snowed in
Tsukiko x Genderswapped Haley; drunkenness
Genderswapped Inkyrius x Genderswapped Vaarsuvius; snowed in + drunkenness
Belkar x Vaarsuviius; stuck on a desert island (I'm writing this one... if I can get past my writer's block. I have the very first bit.)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
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Originally Posted by
Taekwondodo
Is there still that thread that details how to make avatars? I have an idea for Dra-Goon's banner/avatar.
Yup. It's somewhere in the arts & crafts forum.
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
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Originally Posted by
Silverraptor
That's... uh... not going to be enough.:smallsigh:
Hmm:smallconfused:... good point. *dumps brain bleach down ears*
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Originally Posted by
Zanaril
You would have throught you people would have been desensitized to this stuff by now.
But no, one little bit of squick and out comes the bleach again... :smallsigh:
:smalltongue:
Yup. The bleach only gives a +2 bonus to sanity will saves, then it ozzes out your ears (again):smallbiggrin:
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
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Originally Posted by
Silverraptor
How's that for a squicky ending. If this doesn't make you lose your breakfast, lunch and dinner from yesterday, you seriously need major medical help.
That didn't even faze me?!
...I'm off to the hospital now...
Spoiler
Show
"...wow" Said Red Fiend "That was just plain...wow"
(On TV)
:xykon: Well, at least we got that over with!
:redcloak: Yeah, now we won't have to do that any-more!...:smallconfused:...Right?
:xykon: Let's hope so, for both our sanitys.
:roach: Not to mention the readers'!
:roach:2 SHH! Don't break the 4th Wall!
Meanwhile,
:belkar:...I sense a disturbance in the Crack.
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
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Originally Posted by
ClericOfBelker
That didn't even faze me?!
...I'm off to the hospital now...
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"...wow" Said Red Fiend "That was just plain...wow"
(On TV)
:xykon: Well, at least we got that over with!
:redcloak: Yeah, now we won't have to do that any-more!...:smallconfused:...Right?
:xykon: Let's hope so, for both our sanitys.
:roach: Not to mention the readers'!
:roach:2 SHH! Don't break the 4th Wall!
Meanwhile,
:belkar:...I sense a disturbance in the Crack.
You're in critical condition! Doctor's are unsure if you're going to make it. You will be missed.:smallfrown:
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
Wow, I haven't posted in like, forever (busy with school work and stage crew). Again, I'm blown away by how good everything is around here!
Especially the newest VxRC updates! Hooray! Gratuitous exclamation points!!!
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
Holy s... page 38?
Well, time to start taking name suggestions for the third thread. :smallbiggrin:
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
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Originally Posted by
Dra-Goon
I see the future...mizzim x Water-Smurf, with kidnapping!:smallwink:
:eek:
Ok, I won't. Just don't put me in a crack fic!!!!!!!!!! Please!!!!!!!!!!!
:eek:
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
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Originally Posted by
mizzim
:eek:
Ok, I won't. Just don't put me in a crack fic!!!!!!!!!! Please!!!!!!!!!!!
:eek:
Oooooo. I think I need experience for the shipping thread. And here's the opportunity.
*Cackles maniacly*
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
A short little BelkarxHinjo
Well, if I can show Belkar that I save cats' lives every week, will he spare me even if he sees all the crack pairings I've put him in?
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"Is anyone watching?"
"No."
The guy fired that arrow coated in the best poison Belkar had ever seen. Too bad it would be wasted. In one swift movement, Belkar jumped off the ramparts, dragging the guy down with him. "Now leaving Azure City limits!" With a swift cut, he decapitated the hapless would-be assassin. "That is for forcing me to commit a quasi-Good act!" the halfling cried.
For the few moments that Belkar fell, the more devious and sinister parts of his mind (Which is really saying something) demanded an explanation as to why he had saved Hinjo's life. Well, that was easy! Hinjo promised to remove his stupid Mark of Justice after the battle. The only time that Lawful would work in his favor, of course he was going to milk it for all he could!
But Belkar, isn't there another reason? Truth was, there was another reason that was rapidly growing clearer, horrified as he was to think about it. Hinjo had that goatee; Belkar had always wanted to grow one. He was the nephew of Shojo, pretty much the coolest Good-aligned ruler in the history of ever. Hinjo was smart and not a bitch like Miko. Hinjo had a wolf. A freaking wolf. Not to mention that he looked really good in blue and combined that with a very nice backside...
Belkar made a little gurgling, whimpering noise that was cut off when he hit the ground. In less than ten seconds, he was surrounded by dozens, maybe hundred of hobgoblins.
"Halt! You're surrounded!"
The sinister, perverted part of his mind shut up, now that it was faced with Stabby time. His favorite time!
"Wow. This is a new experience for me...I'VE NEVER HAD KARMA WORK IN MY FAVOR BEFORE!
...God, why do these keep sucking?
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
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Originally Posted by
CoffeeIncluded
A short little BelkarxHinjo
Well, if I can show Belkar that I save cats' lives every week, will he spare me even if he sees all the crack pairings I've put him in?
Spoiler
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"Is anyone watching?"
"No."
The guy fired that arrow coated in the best poison Belkar had ever seen. Too bad it would be wasted. In one swift movement, Belkar jumped off the ramparts, dragging the guy down with him. "Now leaving Azure City limits!" With a swift cut, he decapitated the hapless would-be assassin. "That is for forcing me to commit a quasi-Good act!" the halfling cried.
For the few moments that Belkar fell, the more devious and sinister parts of his mind (Which is really saying something) demanded an explanation as to why he had saved Hinjo's life. Well, that was easy! Hinjo promised to remove his stupid Mark of Justice after the battle. The only time that Lawful would work in his favor, of course he was going to milk it for all he could!
But Belkar, isn't there another reason? Truth was, there was another reason that was rapidly growing clearer, horrified as he was to think about it. Hinjo had that goatee; Belkar had always wanted to grow one. He was the nephew of Shojo, pretty much the coolest Good-aligned ruler in the history of ever. Hinjo was smart and not a bitch like Miko. Hinjo had a wolf. A freaking wolf. Not to mention that he looked really good in blue and combined that with a very nice backside...
Belkar made a little gurgling, whimpering noise that was cut off when he hit the ground. In less than ten seconds, he was surrounded by dozens, maybe hundred of hobgoblins.
"Halt! You're surrounded!"
The sinister, perverted part of his mind shut up, now that it was faced with Stabby time. His favorite time!
"Wow. This is a new experience for me...I'VE NEVER HAD KARMA WORK IN MY FAVOR BEFORE!
...God, why do these keep
sucking?
It's not too bad.
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
That one was not easy to do, especially on a time constraint.
Of all the ones I've done, which one do you like best and why?
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
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Originally Posted by
CoffeeIncluded
That one was not easy to do, especially on a time constraint.
Of all the ones I've done, which one do you like best and why?
Ask me again tomorrow when I'm bored silly in the school library waiting for everyone to get on. I have access to other things at the moment.
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Double Genderswapped The Entire Hobgoblin Army x ABD.
Plot Devices: Snowed In and One-Sided Love.
...What.The.[Expletive deleted]
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
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Originally Posted by
Closak
Double Genderswapped The Entire Hobgoblin Army x ABD.
Plot Devices: Snowed In and One-Sided Love.
...What.The.[Expletive deleted]
Now the only question is... which side? :smallamused:
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
I think we need to do is include a random mook option, so, if random mook is selected you roll another table for the random mook (goblin, hobgoblin, kobold, zombie, ghoul, ogre, bandit, Azure City soldier, Azure City paladin, angel-thing, etc)