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Re: [PitP] Ponythread: The Roleplaying
Is that why everything's crazy around here?
Well, I've figured out a bit of my power. At least, I think I have...
*attempts to sculpt some rock with her magic, but fails*
Aw, dang it.
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Re: [PitP] Ponythread: The Roleplaying
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Originally Posted by
PurityIcekiller
Is that why everything's crazy around here?
Well, I've figured out a bit of my power. At least, I think I have...
*attempts to sculpt some rock with her magic, but fails*
Aw, dang it.
*svash* I'll never get used to that. Hello! I'm Puppysmiles Athena! What's your name?
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Originally Posted by
Balmas
*svash* I'll never get used to that. Hello! I'm Puppysmiles Athena! What's your name?
How did you stri- Oh, never mind. My name's Terra. Athena is a rather nice name.
So... I need a bit of help. I'm trying to figure out what's going on and what I'm supposed to do, but there aren't enough sane ponies around. Do you have any ideas?
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Originally Posted by
PurityIcekiller
How did you stri- Oh, never mind. My name's Terra. Athena is a rather nice name.
So... I need a bit of help. I'm trying to figure out what's going on and what I'm supposed to do, but there aren't enough sane ponies around. Do you have any ideas?
Thank you! Dad says he named me that because I just came out of his head one day. It's okay, I know about the angry villagers.
You are correct, there's a definite surplus of maniacs and other menaces running round here. My dad was one, though ever since I turned into an alicorn he's been a bit weird. I mean, who doesn't like a good dose of mad science?
Anyway, sane things to do? For now, let's stay out of the way of the big exploding thingies and rainbow death beams. Tell you what... My dad has a few airships; what say we take one and get out of here?
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Originally Posted by
Balmas
Thank you! Dad says he named me that because I just came out of his head one day. It's okay, I know about the angry villagers.
You are correct, there's a definite surplus of maniacs and other menaces running round here. My dad was one, though ever since I turned into an alicorn he's been a bit weird. I mean, who doesn't like a good dose of mad science?
Anyway, sane things to do? For now, let's stay out of the way of the big exploding thingies and rainbow death beams. Tell you what... My dad has a few airships; what say we take one and get out of here?
That sounds good to me. I'm eager to find new-
Wait, what's so upsetting about you being like me? Is there something wrong with me?
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Originally Posted by
PurityIcekiller
That sounds good to me. I'm eager to find new-
Wait, what's so upsetting about you being like me? Is there something wrong with me?
I know, right? I mean, even though I was 'born' a pegasus, you'd think something like that wouldn't matter! I mean, I was born in a glorious blaze of mad science and magic; why should more matter?'
So, what's your story?
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"pop"
Hya!
.......
Urrrrrrgggg....
..................
Hello there! My name is Charnel! Wait, what did you just....oh, there's nothing the matter with you! Why, sometimes, my dad is a Alicorn! He has a advanced Necronomics degree and is realy realy realy nice!
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Yay! A new accomplice! I'm Athena! You want to help us borrow one of dad's warships and have some fun?
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Originally Posted by
Balmas
I know, right? I mean, even though I was 'born' a pegasus, you'd think something like that wouldn't matter! I mean, I was born in a glorious blaze of mad science and magic; why should more matter?'
So, what's your story?
My story? Well, I was just wandering around... I don't really know where I come from, but I was looking for some-
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Originally Posted by
Pokonic
Hello there! My name is Charnel! Wait, what did you just....oh, there's nothing the matter with you! Why, sometimes, my dad is a Alicorn! He has a advanced Necronomics degree and is realy realy realy nice!
Yah! Don't pop out like that. It's not nice.
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Originally Posted by
Balmas
Yay! A new accomplice! I'm Athena! You want to help us borrow one of dad's warships and have some fun?
Sure!
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Originally Posted by
PurityIcekiller
Yah! Don't pop out like that. It's not nice.
Oh, I am so sorry. I real-HUG TIME! "Glomps poor little Terra in a burning hug"
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Originally Posted by
Pokonic
Oh, I am so sorry. I real-HUG TIME! "Glomps poor little Terra in a burning hug"
OWWWWWWWWWW! STOP! *squirms in desperation*
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PurityIcekiller
OWWWWWWWWWW! STOP! *squirms in desperation*
No! Nevah! "Somehow forces Athena into the group hug as well, squeezes Terra harder"
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Originally Posted by
Pokonic
No! Nevah! "Somehow forces Athena into the group hug as well, squeezes Terra harder"
GAH! Pain! Burning! *svash*
*svash* Please don't do that again. Look, you're scaring the dear.
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so far into this, and no mention of me? I'd be offended if you creatures weren't so incompetent.
but no matter. it is a new day, and the world will not end itself.
*opens portals everywhere*
*begins raining gummies*
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So, this is where all the craziness has gone... and it appears that all the crazed sociopaths fall apart when one small, adorable filly wanders into their midst. That's... actually sort of encouraging!
"Why are you looking at me?"
That being said, look at all this death and destruction! It's all taking place in an alternate Equestria, obviously, but still...
"You can stop looking at me any time you want to. I really won't mind." >_>
But I think we need a hero! Someone blessed with a mystical amulet and a job to save all the innocent ponies, and to bring them to less... explosive realities!
"Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait"
CANDLES BACK YOUR BAGS BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO EQUESTRIA, AND DON'T BOTHER ARGUING BECAUSE I HAVE DIRT ON YOU
D'=
And you get a sidekick! The lovely seraphim pony, Sera, will be your... will, uh, I guess travelling-buddy. Because no road is too long... when walked with eight hooves.
"That doesn't even sound like a..."
"Hello!" *Hugs with the fury of one thousand whispering nights*
"Ahhhh" o///o
Then go, get out of here, you have stuff to do!
Spoiler
Show
I hope you guys don't mind me hanging out here after the fuss I made in the main thread. >___>;;
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Ambient Friendship Radiation Now At 15% Saturation.
Owww, my head...I suppose I should be greatful the professor didn't blow anything up this time, but still...wait, why am I dressed in a tie-dyed bathrobe? And why does everything smell like incense?
*looks around and sees the rest of the crew coming off a several day euphoria bender*
On second thought, I think I'm just going to step outside for some fresh-
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thubby
so far into this, and no mention of me? I'd be offended if you creatures weren't so incompetent.
but no matter. it is a new day, and the world will not end itself.
*opens portals everywhere*
*begins raining gummies*
*portals open up across the sky from which massive tentacles emerge and repeatedly snatch up gummies*
...On second thought, I think I'll just go find the professor and see if he's coherent yet.
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That's weird, I seem to have a migraine coming on. Has someone taken the Chronomangler out of stasis again, Joyreaper?
No Ma'am, Chronomangler is still safely in pan-temporal-isolation as per your strict orders.
But I've got a migraine, Joyreaper. That means temporal paradox, you know it does. *whine*
Perhaps it's something to do with the local Meteorological conditions, Bleakmane Ma'am? It appears to be raining countless temporally unhinged occurances of a single discrete entity.
What?
I said it's raining Gummy. Perhaps one of them got broken.
Ugh. Disgusting, don't they have any idea what this does to the fabric of spacetime? I'm going back to bed. Could you bring me a hot lemon drink please Joyreaper?
...as you wish. *Sigh*
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Oy... Note to... Hmm. Communicator's supercharged. Interesting.
Anyway, Blunt, let's remember to avoid euphoric benders in the future. I've got three hundred refugees in various states of glazed contentment, all gathered round a 60 foot cube of some iridescent metal. I believe I may have had a couple science fests during the irradiation. It may be what we were looking for.
Waugh!
Apparently, it's super-light, shifting at the slightest touch. It will require some care.
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Originally Posted by
Balmas
Oy... Note to... Hmm. Communicator's supercharged. Interesting.
Anyway, Blunt, let's remember to avoid euphoric benders in the future. I've got three hundred refugees in various states of glazed contentment, all gathered round a 60 foot cube of some iridescent metal. I believe I may have had a couple science fests during the irradiation. It may be what we were looking for.
Waugh!
Apparently, it's super-light, shifting at the slightest touch. It will require some care.
indeed, how is an extradimensional soul trading monster supposed to ply his trade when every idiot is perfectly happy staring at a giant metal box?
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Argh!
*conentrates on her magic, and somehow manages to draw up a large boulder to smack Charnel*
THIS IS INSANE!
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Balmas
GAH! Pain! Burning! *svash*
*svash* Please don't do that again. Look, you're scaring the dear.
"Leaps in mid-air, Nearly telaports to her location"
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PurityIcekiller
Argh!
*conentrates on her magic, and somehow manages to draw up a large boulder to smack Charnel*
THIS IS INSANE!
"Smacks Charnel while she was in the middle of casting, sending her elsewhere in the universe. She does not return."
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PurityIcekiller
Argh!
*conentrates on her magic, and somehow manages to draw up a large boulder to smack Charnel*
THIS IS INSANE!
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Originally Posted by
Pokonic
"Leaps in mid-air, Nearly telaports to her location"
"Smacks Charnel while she was in the middle of casting, sending her elsewhere in the universe. She does not return."
*booming echo*
what!?
*arrives with a crack*
you know*twitches*i actually rather enjoy the company of the fire elementals
*pauses*
*twitch*
*looks at tiny blue filly sideways*
give her back
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thubby
*booming echo*
what!?
*arrives with a crack*
you know*twitches*i actually rather enjoy the company of the fire elementals
*pauses*
*twitch*
*looks at tiny blue filly sideways*
give her back
((Tiny blue filly? What tiny blue filly? I just see a tiny green one. Unless you're referring to my avatar, which is not Terra and is in fact a completely different character who hasn't appeared yet and might not even show up at all.))
She was burning me. I didn't know what to do, and I don't know where she is. Don't hurt me...
Does anyone have some ice?
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Originally Posted by
PurityIcekiller
((Tiny blue filly? What tiny blue filly? I just see a tiny green one. Unless you're referring to my avatar, which is not Terra and is in fact a completely different character who hasn't appeared yet and might not even show up at all.))
She was burning me. I didn't know what to do, and I don't know where she is. Don't hurt me...
Does anyone have some ice?
(ah, my mistake, still trying to catch up on the backlog, keeping who's who straight is a task in its own right @,@)
do not care
give her to us
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thubby
(ah, my mistake, still trying to catch up on the backlog, keeping who's who straight is a task in its own right @,@)
do not care
give her to us
You've made me quite cross. I made tons of new friends, and now they're gone. You're a bully!
Come on, Terra, we're leaving.
*Grabs Terra* *svash*
((Yeah, the little blue filly is mine.))
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Originally Posted by
Balmas
You've made me quite cross. I made tons of new friends, and now they're gone. You're a bully!
Come on, Terra, we're leaving.
*Grabs Terra* *svash*
What is with you all and grabbing me?
...Well, thanks, I guess. I don't want to get into more fights when I don't understand what makes the rocks work for me and what makes them stop working. I'd rather get going. And do something about these burns.
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In a quiet little glade, where the tremors of impending doom can only be barely felt, where mad scientists and their duels with insane cultists is not heard, where cute little fillies learning to sculpt dirt is out of sight, a pony finishes sending another little village off into a different land.
The navy colt lets out a tired sigh, and puts his head in his hooves, massaging his temples. "Alright, so... that leaves two more villages in this forest, and then I'm calling it a night. Sera, are you cool with that? ...Sera?" He looks about, eyes blinking rapidly as blood suddenly rushes to his head, putting a hoof over his eyes as he looks for his erstwhile companion...
...And sees a tiny, fluffy white bunny giving a rather intimate backrub to another bunny, cooing softly and apparently making her friend very happy. "Sera, are you... are you flirting with the bunnies? I mean, just... just... come on, have things we need to do, chop chop, stop... stop doing that." The rabbit looks up at him with clear yellow and eyes, and morosely steps away from her new friend, changing with a shimmer into a six-winged pegasus mare. "Aww, come on, Candles! You're always so freaked out and twitchy and in a hurry. Maybe a massage would do you some good~" The colt harrumphs quietly and fixes his hat, taking off at a brisk pace down the forest path. "Maybe later, when there aren't a hundred more ponies to get out of here. I'm just glad we've been flying under the radar of all those crazies for now..."
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As Candles trots down the path he notices a small off-shoot in the trail that leads to a recently abandoned mental hospital.
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"meanwhile, in the same abandoned mental hospital, a small rift in time occurs, which throws out a small black shape"
"Also meanwhile"
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Oh, what is it now?
According to this screen, a Alicorn recently came into existance on this plane !
.....So? Is she related, or something? Oh, gods, tell me she's not, like, Infernia's little runaway sister or something.
No,I think, but it means that there's another creature that probably wants Silent dead! Oh, this is fantastic!
Heh.
....Where is that little necrotic mouse, anyway?
"meanwhile"
Okay, according to this map, I am in.....realy, Trottingham?
.....But this is a bunch of ruins! Vaugly rainbow-filled ruins, too! Bah, I will just keep traveling north, Sibearia is just a few more weeks on foot.
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Re: [PitP] Ponythread: The Roleplaying
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Originally Posted by
PurityIcekiller
What is with you all and grabbing me?
...Well, thanks, I guess. I don't want to get into more fights when I don't understand what makes the rocks work for me and what makes them stop working. I'd rather get going. And do something about these burns.
"I really am sorry for grabbing you," said the little filly, shaking her mane a little. "Oy..." As she groaned, futile sparks flew from her horn. "Headache..." Her eyes rolled up, and she collapsed next to the green alicorn.