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The Temple of The Snuggles
no, this is the hierarchy of The Temple. I am the Pope because I am the only member so far, ok? if you want to join then you go into the next open slot, unless you want to be something else. if you want to be something that isn't there, then you are off to the side a bit. for example, a paladin and a zealot added.
Snuggles
One Pope (Me)
Three Archbishops (,,)
Five Archpriests (,,,,)
Seven Bishops (,,,,,,) Zealots()
Ten Priests (,,,,,,,,,) Paladins()
Acolytes()
Initiates()
Catnip for the Cat God! Yarn for the Yarn Throne!
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there will be no heirarchy
as far as snuggles is concerned, there are only 2 types of people:
1) those of us blessed with the knowledge that he will be our death
2) those who are in for a bit of a suprise
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that's a good point actually, do cats even have heirarchies?
go ahead and be pope of your "Church"
all you'll do is draw Snuggles attention momentarily
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Originally Posted by
FantomFang
I just had to post in this, because it is epic, and I realized something. In OOTS universe, you have the snarl, and guess what? The gods just think they created it. It was really just snuggles playing with a ball of yarn.
Heh heh. Yay for Snuggles and his awesomeness
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Hey, if anyone else want to be pope, then il be happy as a priest. but this keeps stuff orginized.
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We should just claim positions at our own discretion anyway. If our Cat God disapproves, he shall end our existence at his own convenience anyway.
I wish to become Commander of the Elite Yarn Throne Guards. This organization keeps out all of those that Snuggles does not feel it worth his time to personally destroy. Mostly ceremonial, since Lord Snuggles will toy with and destroy just about everything. However, the EYTG is still highly trained and skilled.
Catnip for the Cat God...AND YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE. All Hail Snuggles.
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Originally Posted by
Smeggedoff
that's a good point actually, do cats even have heirarchies?
Cats get into fights all the time.
But no cat would fight Snuggles, not only because of the huge group of people following Snuggles around worshipping it, but because SNUGGLES IS ALMIGHTY.
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!
And...Maybe a nice bowl of milk? Even gods get thirsty...
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Just... amazing... And I just opened the thread to see why a common PC death was the target of so much attention! (I mean, 7 pages?)
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!
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I command the elite bearers of the milk and catnip. the EBOTMAC go into training for 7 years, and then they get tested to see if they actually have any potential. I am their commander.
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Originally Posted by
Smeggedoff
what? like cuddles, the angelic cat god of virtue?
pshaw
Theory time!
Snuggles = Basement Cat = Tacgnol
Cuddles = Ceiling Cat = Longcat
:smalleek:
http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress....eiling-cat.jpg
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Originally Posted by
Random NPC
And after that, Rex fights (and beats) the winner?
Sounds fair.
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Originally Posted by
chiasaur11
And after that, Rex fights (and beats) the winner?
Sounds fair.
You're right, the only way it would be fair for Rex to fight Snuggles is right after Snuggles has been weakened by fighting Ceiling Cat.
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Originally Posted by
DarknessLord
You're right, the only way it would be fair for Rex to fight Snuggles is right after Snuggles has been weakened by fighting Ceiling Cat.
I was assuming Rex was doing the fighting for our souls while Snuggles did his little grudge match thing.
I mean, he has to have something challenging to do that day, as the match with Snuggles wouldn't be.
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That Basement Cat is but a pale shadow of our lord Snuggles. A mere herald, an incarnation of a twittering of his mighty whiskers...
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I mean, he has to have something challenging to do that day, as the match with Snuggles wouldn't be.
You are pushing your luck, o foul Rexite. Don't tempt our lord, lest he rains the bloody chunks of your false little idol on your garden...
For ALL we REAL believers know that ph'nglui mglw'nafh Snuggles r'lyeh wagh'nagl fhtagn. Cos he ate that slumbering shrimp...
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CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD!!! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!!! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL!!!
ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD SNUGGLES!!!!!
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Originally Posted by
cnsvnc
That Basement Cat is but a pale shadow of our lord Snuggles. A mere herald, an incarnation of a twittering of his mighty whiskers...
You are pushing your luck, o foul Rexite. Don't tempt our lord, lest he rains the bloody chunks of your false little idol on your garden...
For ALL we REAL believers know that ph'nglui mglw'nafh Snuggles r'lyeh wagh'nagl fhtagn. Cos he ate that slumbering shrimp...
Been tempting his wrath all thread.
So far, no problems... OW, MY ARM!
Correction: No problems on the scale Snuggles is supposedly capable of.
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Originally Posted by
Anonymous Man
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD!!! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!!! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL!!!
ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD SNUGGLES!!!!!
Hail, oh lord Snuggles! Yarn for the yarn throne!!!
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I like this new one.
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL!
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May i ask to command the Knights in Snuggles Service. An organization dedicated to the eradication of all things dog and un Snuggle like. We shall destroy those who dare to STAND AGAINST THE CAT GOD SNUGGLES. [ CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD, YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE, MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL. MAY HIS FUR EVER BE COMBEN AND MAY HIS LITTER BOX BE FOREVER CLEANED.
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You may ask but you shall not receive.
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Originally Posted by
IM@work
You may ask but you shall not receive.
Give it up. This thread now belongs to the fastidious feline fiend, his deviousness the Dark Lord Snuggles. All are wise to tremble in his fuzzy presence.
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD!!! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!!!
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the downside is your questions never got answered
the upside is you helped found a new religion. And for that snuggles will reward you: your death will be swift and mostly painless
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Originally Posted by
IM@work
You may ask but you shall not receive.
My advice is to include more detail in your opening post. If you post vaguely and then fail to clarify your point quickly enough people will start filling in the blanks for you with whatever seems amusing at the moment, leading to... well, leading to this.
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Originally Posted by
Ascension
My advice is to include more detail in your opening post. If you post vaguely and then fail to clarify your point quickly enough people will start filling in the blanks for you with whatever seems amusing at the moment, leading to... well, leading to this.
If only all derailed threads could turn into major deities.
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Originally Posted by
Mua'Dib
If only all derailed threads could turn into major deities.
Indeed. I'm still waiting for the Rexite to come forth with a build for his dratted super-dog so we can settle this dispute in the proper manner.
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!
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Whatever the foul Rexite builds up, it'll be devoured by the might of our lord.
EDIT: CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL!
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No snuggles shall not devour anything from the vile Rex, he shall be slaughtered and left to rot where all can see his shame.
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Originally Posted by
Ascension
Indeed. I'm still waiting for the Rexite to come forth with a build for his dratted super-dog so we can settle this dispute in the proper manner.
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!
Dang.
Was kinda hoping someone else would do it.
Factorem is the class that lets you be really good at any skill, right?
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Originally Posted by
chiasaur11
Dang.
Was kinda hoping someone else would do it.
Factorem is the class that lets you be really good at any skill, right?
Factotem, actually, from Dungeonscape.
However, you are mistaken if you feel that any mere dog could possibly stand before our lord and live - unless perhaps he is attached to a bell. This may spare him for a few moments, while Snuggles the Dark Lord bats him around, but ultimately:
"You are on the way to destruction ... you have no chance to survive make your time,"
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD!!! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!!!
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Originally Posted by
Bandededed
Factotem, actually, from Dungeonscape.
However, you are mistaken if you feel that any mere dog could possibly stand before our lord and live - unless perhaps he is attached to a bell. This may spare him for a few moments, while Snuggles the Dark Lord bats him around, but ultimately:
"You are on the way to destruction ... you have no chance to survive make your time,"
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD!!! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!!!
Thanks.
I'll work on it.
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CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!
I pledge allegiance to the one and true Snuggles! May his enemies be ever appetizing to his pallet!
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And lo, the people were of great fear and torment, and Snuggles did consume them as Tuna and Cream, and the people did call "Where is Good Cat, why doth She turn Her face from us?"
And Good Cat Did hear Her peoples cries, and did cuff Snuggles, Mother Cat unto Snuggles that She be, and did say unto Snuggles
"
Thou Bad Little Kitten, Thou Should be Smitten,And Thou Wilst Have No Pie"
And Good Cat did pick up Snuggles by the scruff of his unholy Neck, and did drag him away, though Snuggles did hiss and scream, Like Bad Kitten that he be.
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Originally Posted by
Ravens_cry
And lo, the people were of great fear and torment, and Snuggles did consume them as Tuna and Cream, and the people did call "Where is Good Cat, why doth She turn Her face from us?"
What Good Cat? There's no such thing, cats are Always Chaotic Evil.
EDIT: CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL!
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Originally Posted by
cnsvnc
What Good Cat? There's no such thing, cats are Always Chaotic Evil.
Apparently you never have been companions with a cat. Cats are rather Chaotic, at least compared to the slobbering worship of Dogs. But always Evil? Hardly. Our cat actually saved my mother life once.
As Good Cat said to the Prophet of Hamwort
" I Shalt Sit On Your lap, And Maketh Bread Dough, Purring In Perfect Contentment. For Though Thou Are Not Mine Master, We Art Friends. Yea Thou I Be Aloof, And Finicky, And Want To Be Let Out And Back In At All Hours Of The Night, And Hacketh Up Hairballs, And Leave Dead Rodents In Mine wake, We Be Friends. "
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Put the cat near a small and furry creature and see what happens.
EDIT: CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL!
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Originally Posted by
Ravens_cry
And lo, the people were of great fear and torment, and Snuggles did consume them as Tuna and Cream, and the people did call "Where is Good Cat, why doth She turn Her face from us?"
And Good Cat Did hear Her peoples cries, and did cuff Snuggles, Mother Cat unto Snuggles that She be, and did say unto Snuggles
"
Thou Bad Little Kitten, Thou Should be Smitten,And Thou Wilst Have No Pie"
And Good Cat did pick up Snuggles by the scruff of his unholy Neck, and did drag him away, though Snuggles did hiss and scream, Like Bad Kitten that he be.
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Originally Posted by
Ravens_cry
Apparently you never have been companions with a cat. Cats are rather Chaotic, at least compared to the slobbering worship of Dogs. But always Evil? Hardly. Our cat actually saved my mother life once.
As Good Cat said to the Prophet of Hamwort
" I Shalt Sit On Your lap, And Maketh Bread Dough, Purring In Perfect Contentment. For Though Thou Are Not Mine Master, We Art Friends. Yea Thou I Be Aloof, And Finicky, And Want To Be Let Out And Back In At All Hours Of The Night, And Hacketh Up Hairballs, And Leave Dead Rodents In Mine wake, We Be Friends. "
BLASPHEMERBLASPHEMER BLASPHEMERBLASPHEMER
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Originally Posted by
Ravens_cry
And lo, the people were of great fear and torment, and Snuggles did consume them as Tuna and Cream, and the people did call "Where is Good Cat, why doth She turn Her face from us?"
And Good Cat Did hear Her peoples cries, and did cuff Snuggles, Mother Cat unto Snuggles that She be, and did say unto Snuggles
"
Thou Bad Little Kitten, Thou Should be Smitten,And Thou Wilst Have No Pie"
And Good Cat did pick up Snuggles by the scruff of his unholy Neck, and did drag him away, though Snuggles did hiss and scream, Like Bad Kitten that he be.
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Originally Posted by
cnsvnc
What Good Cat? There's no such thing, cats are Always Chaotic Evil.
What can I say, Snuggles does love to play with his food.
Letting the food think that there is a "good cat" to protect them from him when "good cat" is clearly just another manifestation of his divine essence...
The fun stops when the prey gives up.
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Originally Posted by
Dragonus45
BLASPHEMERBLASPHEMER BLASPHEMERBLASPHEMER
Heck, I'm a "Foul Rexite" and I can see that's just not right.
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Originally Posted by
only1doug
Letting the food think that there is a "good cat" to protect them from him when "good cat" is clearly just another manifestation of his divine essence...
The fun stops when the prey gives up.
Shows what I know. Lord Snuggles is cunning indeed...
EDIT: CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL!
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Originally Posted by
Dragonus45
BLASPHEMERBLASPHEMER BLASPHEMERBLASPHEMER
The Church of the Good Cat Shall Not Be Tyrannized By Such Infantile Blathering.
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You know, mods might object to this colorful language, not to mention the oversized fonts. It'd be a shame if something happened to this thread...
So cease your futile resistance and embrace the truth of Snuggles.
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"For Everything There Must Be Balance, And Snuggles Dost Be A Part Of Said Balance. So Too Be The Good Cat,Whose Purring Be A Balm Unto The Soul, And Who Does Sit Upon Our Laps And Giveth Us Good Cheer."
II Meowmix 42:13
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"Unto all there must be an end.... snuggles just makes the end come faster."
meowmix prophets I
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This thread is rediculous. I started reading it, got 3 pages in and then just skipped to the last page and it was still on the Topic of the, So you say, almighty snuggles...I would totally be up for adding on to the exciting worship of the cat god, but....I am a dog person.
hahahahaha
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I've got a strange feeling that the mods are ignoring this on purpose.:smallsmile:
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insecure
I've got a strange feeling that the mods are ignoring this on purpose.:smallsmile:
For they too are worshipers of Snuggles, the divine!
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Originally Posted by
streakster
For they too are worshipers of Snuggles, the divine!
"They That Doeth Good In The Name Of Snuggles, Doeth Good For Good Cat, And They That Doeth Evil in Good Cats Name, Doeth Evil For Snuggles."
The Book of Hairball 7:29
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So, just curious.
We all know Snuggles is as Chaotic Evil as they get, but can he have Lawful Good followers?
Because that would be very weird.
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^^Snuggles cares not about your petty morals and ethics. To him, all puny weaklings are welcome to bask in his glory. That is, until he decides to put them other uses...
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Originally Posted by
Ravens_cry
"They That Doeth Good In The Name Of Snuggles, Doeth Good For Good Cat, And They That Doeth Evil in Good Cats Name, Doeth Evil For Snuggles."
The Book of Hairball 7:29
ALL That doeth, doeth in the name of snuggles as he is almighty and awesome in all ways and encompasses all things for all that is awesome and powerful. And all that is win is snuggles' as he holds all win that shall be so that all win is as is he snuggles.
The book of Fleas 42:42
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All I have to say is keep up the god work.
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Originally Posted by
Moff Chumley
All I have to say is keep up the god work.
No. Get out of the Internet. I can't even look at you right now. smallwink
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Originally Posted by
Dragonus45
ALL That doeth, doeth in the name of snuggles as he is almighty and awesome in all ways and encompasses all things for all that is awesome and powerful. And all that is win is snuggles' as he holds all win that shall be so that all win is as is he snuggles.
The book of Fleas 42:42
"And Lo, Though Snuggles Be Mighty In All Manner Of Catty Ways, And An Elder God and Such, He Hath A Weakness. So That, With Due Luck And Skill, He Shalt Fall, Yea, Even He Who Is Powerful As The Raging Heavens, Shalt Fall. Into Negatives And Unto Death Shalt Snuggles Fall.
For He That Be Having Stats Can Be Beaten. But She Who Is Without Stats, Can Never Be Overcome. So Don't Messeth With Snuggles Mum,Thou Hearest I?"
The Letter To the People Of Hamwort 3:39
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Originally Posted by
Ravens_cry
"And Lo, Though Snuggles Be Mighty In All Manner Of Catty Ways, And An Elder God and Such, He Hath A Weakness. So That, With Due Luck And Skill, He Shalt Fall, Yea, Even He Who Is Powerful As The Raging Heavens, Shalt Fall. Into Negatives And Unto Death Shalt Snuggles Fall.
For He That Be Having Stats Can Be Beaten. But She Who Is Without Stats, Can Never Be Overcome. So Don't Messeth With Snuggles Mum,Thou Hearest I?"
The Letter To the People Of Hamwort 3:39
No stats...
Or a CW Samurai too ashamed to allow her stats to be printed?
Hmmm?
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Originally Posted by
chiasaur11
No stats...
Or a CW Samurai too ashamed to allow her stats to be printed?
Hmmm?
What need a Goddess of stats? With no stats, they are indefinite, and if they are indefinite, they can be assumed to be infinite.
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Originally Posted by
Ravens_cry
What need a Goddess of stats? With no stats, they are indefinite, and if they are indefinite, they can be assumed to be infinite.
The way of the Munchkin, that is. Good, they are not, hmmm?
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Snuggles stats only exist to give hope to meager fools such as pun pun or chuck noris that they have nope of victory. As has been afore mentioned snuggles loves to play with feeble and foolish food. GLORY TO THE CAT GOD, YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE
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I herebye join the Church of The Good Cat.
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Originally Posted by
Oracle_Hunter
The way of the Munchkin, that is. Good, they are not, hmmm?
It isn't Munchkining at all. By having no stats, She is based on pure Role Play and Narrativium. Much more powerful then a being based on mere numbers.