4625: Nor does shouting 'Ni'.
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4625: Nor does shouting 'Ni'.
4626: Not allowed to bluff NPCs into beleiving that I've discovered that the item they sent me questing for does not exist.
4627: Not allowed to convince said NPCs that they should pay me anyway for my effort.
4628: Not allowed to find various ways to "stack" prestige classes.
4629: Play a gestalt character.
4630: Use Unearthed Arcana
4631: Asking if we can use any book published by WOTC, or feats from any WOTC book and getting a "yes" from the DM does not fufill the prerequisite permission from DM for the Spellfire Weilder Feat.
4632: Cha. cannot be used (through various feats and class features) to replace more than 3 ability scores.
4633: Use spell turning on Graz'zt's trap the soul spell like ability does not mean you get to carry a demon lord around in your pocket.
4634: Place rust monsters in your fighter's camp just for S's&G's.
4635: Play an awakened spider monkey... who uses poo as a ranged attack.
4636: Use rust monsters with 15 HD and very high Con scores.
4637: Play a blind character.
4638: Play a gnome inventor.
4639: Use said inventor to create "tanks" out of bath tubs.
4640: Use the moon sized chunk of platinum my high level characters have to influence the tides or exert gravitational force in any way.
4641: For a third level one shot dungeon: Play a Rog 1 SpellThief 1 Ninja 1 with high ranks in bluff and hide.
4642: Play a character with a phobia of pants.
4643: Play a paladin on a crusade against taverns/inns/bars/ or any other place where our DM likes to start adventures.
4644: In honor of my recent game that went into Genius and Stupidity threads, I may not encourage the cramming of the Sepulchre Theif into a teeny, crystal box with his shadow step ability, then quickly moving the box into the light, sealing him there permanently.
4645: I'm not allowed to pull out my cellphone and play Final Fantasy 1 victory theme and have all my fellow players to keep raising and lowering their arms to celebrate victory after ANY battle.
I just talked to my DM
4646: I am not allowed to be a player character.
4647: Demon lords are not CR15 just because I can make a character to take them.
4648:No, you cannot wildshape mid coitus. Especially into a fire elemental.
4649) No, I may not play a crown-wearing Lizardfolk bard named "Mim Jorrison."
4651) In a desert campaign setting, chanting the litany "Fear is the mindkiller. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear . . . " does not necessarily give a player a +2 bonus on Will Saves against fear.
4651b) However, if you make the save and then tackle whatever almost frightened you, you may get a temporary +2 diplomacy bonus (due to awe) when dealing with the locals who were watching you and who heard you use the litany.
4652: A Nac Mac Feegle gonnagle is considered bad taste if not using a Diskworld campaign setting
6453: No matter how bad the luck of the bard this session, nobody is allowed to call dibs on his magic items until AFTER he dies.
4654 (now without dyslexia!): Even though my Monk has Nimbus of Light, the party still needs to buy a torch.
4655: It is in poor taste to yell "HEY HE'S A ROBOT!!!" if you determine that your host's servant is a construct.
4655: i may never cast Continual Flame on any part of the monk while s/he is sleeping
4655b: or awake
4655c: or uncontentious
4655d: or in any way helpless
4656: If anyones character is a Mary Sue/Gary Stu, all other players (and the GM) have full permission to kill her/him in the most graphic means possible.
4657: Ninja-Pirate is not a prestige class.
4658: Exotic Weapon Proficiency: Albatross does not exist.
4659: Closed Fist and Open Palm are only permitted as alignments in over the top Martial Arts campaigns.
4660: No, my cowboy can not use Indian magic.
4661: Not even if he was raised by Indians because his parents were murdered.
4662: Come to think of it, my Indian can't use Indian magic either.
4663: If the GM runs a Spartan campaign, the 300 quotes are permitted for the first hour or so only.
@V: You got that from the internet. I've seen the pic. :smallbiggrin:
4667: I am not allowed to yell, "SPARTANS! TONIGHT WE DINE IN *" whenever we find a place to eat for the night, with * replaced with the name of the restaraunt/inn.
"SPARTANS! TONIGHT WE DINE IN SBARRO!"
I'm only Up to about rule 2500 so forgive me if these have been done.
4668. I will not compare key figures(and there attendant miracles) in major religions to various types of undead and there innate powers.
4669: When the DM rules that no references to popular culture are allowed, that does not mean unpopular culture IS allowed.
4670. Using ANY Power Word: [Silent Spell] on random NPC's is considered in poor form. Power Word: Kill is deeply frowned upon even if you're evil.
When scamming someone these are forbidden
4671: Divine Boots walk on water for 1 minuet then summon a swarm of sharks
4672: Divine Boots 2 Walk in the air for 1 minuet then summon The Plague Dun dun dun!
4673: Divine Boots 3 walk on land for one minuet then summon a swarm of falling sharks
"Tonight, WE DINE IN HELL!!"
*cheers*
"but I can't eat at McDonald's.."
:smallamused:
4669 In the continuing theme, no guys with swords for hands. Just no.
4670 No clerics of the church of the KLF; even if they do disintegrate vast piles of gold.
4671: In the continuing saga, "oops" is not a sufficient excuse for causing the ancestral elven lands to sink into the ocean.
4672: You can not identify people who need the assistance of a brave adventurer by looking for the ones with glowy yellow exclamation marks above their heads.
Is that a reference to something? I saw it in the April First issue of my college's paper.
4673: Retcon things when I make a mistake that significantly changes the difficulty of an enemy. "Okay, those skeletons you've fought. They had no chain shirts. We have always been at war with Eurasia"
In the 300 movies Leonidas yells "Tonight we will dine in hell!" right before the battles kick off.
4674: Not allowed to initiate any type of "Final Solutions."
4675: Racial cleansing can never be refered to as a "tactic"