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Re: Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
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Originally Posted by
HalfTangible
Nala and Simba said something similar.
I readed this as "Nale and Simba". I was very confused.:smalltongue:
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Re: Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
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Originally Posted by
HalfTangible
Nala and Simba said something similar.
Well played, but the shallow part would concern me more.
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Re: Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
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Originally Posted by
MoonCat
Well played, but the shallow part would concern me more.
Okay, but (genuinely curious) how is getting married to somebody you like shallow? :smallconfused:
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Re: Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
To be fair, Moon, if I had to pair Bast up with anyone from the party, it'd be Elden. Carric's too quiet, Teodor's too best friend, Adalhard's too crazysauce, and Juniper's too...taken by your adorable little sister. :smallwink::smallamused:
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Re: Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
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Originally Posted by
HalfTangible
Okay, but (genuinely curious) how is getting married to somebody you like shallow? :smallconfused:
Because (in an alternate universe where I was serious about liking Teddy), I'd only have said I liked him once I saw how he looked, and not because of his personality, which I have been exposed to for a long time beforehand. So essentially, it'd be based solely on how Teddy looks if I weren't joking.
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Originally Posted by
Cobra_Ikari
To be fair, Moon, if I had to pair Bast up with anyone from the party, it'd be Elden. Carric's too quiet, Teodor's too best friend, Adalhard's too crazysauce, and Juniper's too...taken by your adorable little sister. :smallwink::smallamused:
Ugh. Bast would never be paired with anyone from the Bookworm Brigade by her own outright dislike of them, and yeah, Teodor is too much of a buddy, and I doubt she remembers Carric exists. I'd say Bast is ust too immature for relationships with anyone for a long, long time.
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Re: Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
Hey now, she likely realizes Carric exists because he crits like, everything. And even Bast would notice "hey, this green blur is dashing around, and then things I want to kill are dying. Who are you!?"
And then Carric would like say "we'vebeen adventuring together for about a month by this point" and Bast would be like "oh"
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Re: Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
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Originally Posted by
LaZodiac
Hey now, she likely realizes Carric exists because he crits like, everything. And even Bast would notice "hey, this green blur is dashing around, and then things I want to kill are dying. Who are you!?"
And then Carric would like say "we'vebeen adventuring together for about a month by this point" and Bast would be like "oh"
...I love everything about this post. =3
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Re: Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
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Originally Posted by
LaZodiac
Hey now, she likely realizes Carric exists because he crits like, everything. And even Bast would notice "hey, this green blur is dashing around, and then things I want to kill are dying. Who are you!?"
And then Carric would like say "we'vebeen adventuring together for about a month by this point" and Bast would be like "oh"
If she's half as oblivious as her controller (she isn't), she wouldn't have noticed.
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Originally Posted by
Cobra_Ikari
...I love everything about this post. =3
Seconded.
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Re: Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
What on Earth am I reading? Also, new thread? *rushes process*
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Re: Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
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Originally Posted by
AtlanteanTroll
What on Earth am I reading? Also, new thread? *rushes process*
We're debating our DND game. We're super nerds.
And don't worry, Carric WILL become more talkative. He basically has to, eventually :smalltongue:
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Re: Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
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Originally Posted by
AtlanteanTroll
What on Earth am I reading? Also, new thread? *rushes process*
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. New thread.:smallyuk: We'd have to go through the rituals and grab an old one or something.:smalltongue:
Edit:Oh, its the Pbp game thing. IT EXPLAINS MANY THINGS. :smallamused: I was quite confusatiorinatied.
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Re: Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
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Originally Posted by
LaZodiac
We're debating our DND game. We're super nerds.
And don't worry, Carric WILL become more talkative. He basically has to, eventually :smalltongue:
Links to some of the key points you're talking about?
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Re: Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
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Originally Posted by
Qwertystop
Links to some of the key points you're talking about?
I have the game thread in my sig, you know. Unless you mean specific events, in which case things haven't happened yet to make Carric more talkative.
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Re: Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
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Originally Posted by
LaZodiac
I have the game thread in my sig, you know. Unless you mean specific events, in which case things haven't happened yet to make Carric more talkative.
I know the game thread is in your sig, but there's five of them. I meant specific events you were talking about. Like all that stuff about Bast, she sounds like a funny character.
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Re: Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
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Originally Posted by
Qwertystop
I know the game thread is in your sig, but there's five of them. I meant specific events you were talking about. Like all that stuff about Bast, she sounds like a funny character.
She's been in the thread since the begining, so...read through it all, I guess. You could also start in Thread 4, since its when we first arrived in the Shadowfell, which due to Bast not drinking tea, has made her start to exhibiting intense emotional outbursts due to her bodies natural attempt to resist the drain of the Shadowfell's gloom.
So far this has manifested in Rage, Happiness, and Lust :smallamused:
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Re: Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
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Originally Posted by
Mutant Sheep
I was quite confusatiorinatied.
That is quite possibly THE BEST made up word I have ever read. :smalltongue:
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Re: Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
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Originally Posted by
LaZodiac
We're debating our DND game. We're super nerds.
And don't worry, Carric WILL become more talkative. He basically has to, eventually :smalltongue:
You keep saying that.
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Originally Posted by
Qwertystop
I know the game thread is in your sig, but there's five of them. I meant specific events you were talking about. Like all that stuff about Bast, she sounds like a funny character.
Thank you! Bast is mine, and basically has no emotional depth whatsoever, except for her friendship with one of the other characters. She is either irritated or really badass (I keep rolling really well through the whole game for some reason.)
To be totally honest, we ended up with an entire group of nutcases.
There's Bast, who has anger issues (think Cato from Hunger Games in terms of temper tantrums) and detests at least one of the other people in the party.
There's Teodor, who is claustrophobic (sort of, not quite) and somehow is friends with Bast.
There's Adalhard, who is pointlessly verbose, afraid of sleeping at ground levels, and tends to not notice when he has a sword embedded in his chest.
There's Elden, who Bast used to always argue with, until Adalhard joined the party. He is always arguing with Adalhard, is is verbose enough that I genuinely do not know if the rest of the group even reads their arguments anymore. Oh, and apparently Teddy is keeping personality secrets about him. <punches Teddy>
There's Juniper, who is the exact same person as Blue Ghost is personality, except he kills stuff.
And there's Carric, who hasn't said a word for god knows how long, and barely had anything to say even after we discovered he was vastly interconnected with the plot. To wit, the first time I made a list of all the crazies in the party, I forgot about putting Carric on the list. And our DM has forgotten him on occasion too, right?
And yes, Bast has currently been under the influence of emotion-altering fog. It's... not making her boring to roleplay.
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Re: Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
I have forgotten about Carric, yes. But then the initiative he rolled was higher then everyone, and he crit, so I developed the idea that Carric is just really damn good at silently and efficienly killing enemies before anyone notices, which he's actually shown through some power and feat choices.
And hey now, Juniper isn't exactly like Blue, he IS sort of dating Bast's sister :smallamused:
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Re: Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
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Originally Posted by
Mutant Sheep
Your ego is dumb. No offense. :smalltongue: ( Or Sweden is STUPIDLY HOT, which DOES make a fragment of sense, it IS pretty cold up there. :smallbiggrin:)
I think you misunderstood. My ego wants to put me above all people, you know the way ego's usually do, which is why I have to account for it whenever comparing myself to others. If I didn't keep my ego in check, I'd turn into a huge narcissistic jerk, which wouldn't be a good thing. I have trouble enough making close friends without acting all smug and superior.
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Originally Posted by
Rawhide
I knew that but I didn't care. She only said you were average, which doesn't mean exactly average. You only need to be the slightest bit below exact average for it to change. I pondered saying something about it in the post, but it would have ruined the joke. You joke ruiner you!
I think I can think of a few ways to make it work. And since I myself played a major role in the joke, I kind of feel entitled to ruining it as well. :smalltongue:
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Rawhide
Heh. I learned a long time ago that not all facts have to be 100% correct for a joke to be funny. Near enough is good enough to get a laugh, especially where it comes to puns.
Given, this is a matter of personal taste. I can find factual, or even worse, logical errors to be real joke killers if I notice them (puns are kind of an exception), which is why I didn't even notice the joke to start with.
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Originally Posted by
MoonCat
Nah, don't marry me. You're, like, my friend. That would be pretty weird. And pretty damn shallow! :smalltongue:
Yes, it's probably for the best this way. You just managed to catch me completely off guard.
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Originally Posted by
MoonCat
I would respond to that, but I am too busy laughing my ass off at the idea that you named your hippo 'Hippo'.
I named a dolphin Delfin and a blue mouse named Blå Mus (guess the meanings of those names :smallwink:). A previous favourite of mine, before he got too tattered to sleep with, was a yellow dog I named Gula Hunden, but then my grandfather (father's father) named him Gula Faran (The Yellow Peril), which then became the name I used as well. I have a long flat dog named Voff and a smaller sitting dog that can't sit named Viff (both dog sounds), and a teddybear named Nalle Brum (nalle = teddybear, brum is a bear sound). I have a lot more cuddle toys that I didn't bother naming when I was younger, so they pretty much go by what they are. The only one I have with an actual real name is the cat Rasmus, which is named after my cousins' cat.
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Originally Posted by
MoonCat
I know, I wouldn't actually do it, partially because **** the idea of totally screwing up your character, and the other reasons you said. But now I'm really curious about what you just said and Elden being SAD. TELL ME NOW THIS IS KILLING ME AND I'VE ONLY KNOWN FOR FIVE MINUTES!
...
Fine, I'll do it, but reluctantly. You may have noticed how Elden's acted all grumpy this morning and hasn't spoken a word to Bast yet. He wants to apologise for how he acted yesterday, but Bast is way too cheery and would probably just treat it like it was nothing (at least, that's what Elden thinks), which certainly isn't what Elden wants her to do. He'd rather have her rage at him than have her tell him that he didn't do anything wrong, and not getting any opportunity to apologise properly would slowly drive him insane.
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Originally Posted by
MoonCat
I'd move to Sweden, but I'd then have to suffer being the worst looking person in a group all day. Unless moving to Sweden is like becoming a Twilight "vampire" and you become really pretty automatically?
Of course, then I'd have to shun Sweden entirely for having anything to do with Twilight. :smalltongue:
Nah, it's a spectrum here like anywhere else, and as I said, nobody really cares about looks in my circles. Alos, I realise that I've never seen any recent pictures of you...
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Originally Posted by
LaZodiac
Hey now, she likely realizes Carric exists because he crits like, everything. And even Bast would notice "hey, this green blur is dashing around, and then things I want to kill are dying. Who are you!?"
That, but luckily enough for Bast, he always goes last in the round. :smallwink:
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Re: Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
I'll note that since we entered the Shadowfell, Carric has consistently rolled fairly high on his initiative.
Also holy crap yellow peril. Thats...kind of a really racist term. Likely a coincidence.
Also, so many plushies! That's adorable! I never named any of my plushies, since they were all pokemon and thus had names. I also had (and still have) a Hush Puppy puppet.
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Re: Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
It's a shame the Random Banter D&D game is 4E, because it sounds like a lot of fun.
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Re: Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
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Originally Posted by
AtlanteanTroll
It's a shame the Random Banter D&D game is 4E, because it sounds like a lot of fun.
I second this.
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Re: Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
I have found my truest nemesis of all of my one true nemeses.
Low-hanging signs.
At temple level. Crashing into my temple.
Ow.
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Re: Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
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Originally Posted by
LaZodiac
I'll note that since we entered the Shadowfell, Carric has consistently rolled fairly high on his initiative.
True, but his low rolls kind of became a running gag.
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Originally Posted by
LaZodiac
Also holy crap yellow peril. Thats...kind of a really racist term. Likely a coincidence.
Not at all, but probably a reference to his life and very much tongue in cheek. I was way too young to catch any of that back then (I don't even remember calling him Gula Hunden, but my parents have told me about that).
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Re: Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
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Originally Posted by
Tragic_Comedian
I second this.
I second the secondation.:smallbiggrin:
Also, HOLY MOTHER OF THE MOTHER OF...... a hippie just talked to me. A particularly smelly one.:smallyuk::smalltongue: What do I do?:smalleek:
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Re: Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
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Originally Posted by
Mutant Sheep
Also, HOLY MOTHER OF THE MOTHER OF...... a hippie just talked to me. A particularly smelly one.:smallyuk::smalltongue: What do I do?:smalleek:
Stay exactly where you are for a few months and text me your location. I should be to your rescue sometime around late December-ish. :smalltongue:
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Re: Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
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Originally Posted by
Coidzor
I have found my truest nemesis of all of my one true nemeses.
Low-hanging signs.
At temple level. Crashing into my temple.
Ow.
Oh, I hate those. I'm not even that tall, and every time I go through an archway at my grandparent's house I have to duck down. :smallannoyed:
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Re: Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
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Originally Posted by
Mutant Sheep
I second the secondation.:smallbiggrin:
Also, HOLY MOTHER OF THE MOTHER OF...... a hippie just talked to me. A particularly smelly one.:smallyuk::smalltongue: What do I do?:smalleek:
React to them exactly the same as you react to everyone else?:smallconfused:
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Re: Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
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Originally Posted by
Tragic_Comedian
I second this.
Thirded. Especially since I have a really fun character idea that would only work in 3.5 or 3.P.
See also: this
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Re: Serpentine's Secretly Sapphic Salacious Sacrarium of Random Banter #180
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Originally Posted by
Qwertystop
Thirded. Especially since I have a really fun character idea that would only work in 3.5 or 3.P.
See also:
this
Psst. Fourthed, actually. Sheep thirded it, actually. :smalltongue: