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Originally Posted by
Ravens_cry
And Rex's Ultimate Destruction At The Hands of the Uber-Kitty, Cat.
Rex Serves Man, Man Serves Cat, Rex Serves Cat, Though he Knowest It Not.
And Cat is killed by Rex.
It's the circle of life.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
someone make a guide that has the panthenon, the smitten sheet, and the DnD sheets for the gods.
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Omigosh, I've read and realised the power of CAT.
Roll 3d4 SAN damage.
*Roll*
... A 13? How the he-
CAT GODS FTHAGN! CAT GODS FTHAGN!
*Turns insane at the sheer power that the cats eminate, runs out into the street preaching to others*
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... so do we get him on the scorecard?
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The One Truth is that dogs are mortal fools and slaves! You heathen cultists of the Pets of Pets, you are vastly outnumbered! The Cat Crusade will defile your temples, destroy your relics, and deface your idols! For such is the bidding of the cats! You cannot possible hope to stand against the Feline Masters! What can your stupid opposites-of-gods do, actually? Bark? Play dead? We will have none more of this rebellious nonsense! Cry havoc and let slip the cats of war, as the original saying goes.
-Xavius, Paladin of the Cat-Gods
(Also, this is without doubt the most awesome thread derailment ever.)
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Lord Xavius
The One Truth is that dogs are mortal fools and slaves! You heathen cultists of the Pets of Pets, you are vastly outnumbered! The Cat Crusade will defile your temples, destroy your relics, and deface your idols! For such is the bidding of the cats! You cannot possible hope to stand against the Feline Masters! What can your stupid opposites-of-gods do, actually? Bark? Play dead? We will have none more of this rebellious nonsense! Cry havoc and let slip the cats of war, as the original saying goes.
-Xavius, Paladin of the Cat-Gods
(Also, this is without doubt the most awesome thread derailment ever.)
The fewer the men, the greater the share of the glory!
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Originally Posted by
Lord Xavius
(Also, this is without doubt the most awesome thread derailment ever.)
yes, and I for one am proud to have gotten in on the 3rd page
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2nd page, and happy to be here.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Would a petition to stickify this thread be pushing it too much? After having reread all of it from the start, it's easy to see this deserves to be preserved somehow.
EDIT: And in case anyone forgot:
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!
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Originally Posted by
cnsvnc
Would a petition to stickify this thread be pushing it too much? After having reread all of it from the start, it's easy to see this deserves to be preserved somehow.
EDIT: And in case anyone forgot:
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!
It might be but... we should try anyway
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Nah, this isn't really sticky-worthy.
Now, if you want to "preserve" it, just add a link in your sig and know that this thread will be automatically archived for... well, I don't know exactly how long these things are archived, but at least a a year.
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Originally Posted by
mizzim
... stickify?
To "sticky" to the first page of the D20 Board, like the "Character Builder Thread"
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Originally Posted by
Oracle_Hunter
To "sticky" to the first page of the D20 Board, like the "Character Builder Thread"
Such an act of benediction would greatly please the Cat Gods, and Cat, who is their totality of being, of which all things are but hairballs and shedding.
Good Cat's blessing on they that suggesteth this.
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Originally Posted by
Ravens_cry
Such an act of benidiction would please the Cat Gods, and Cat, who is their totality of being, of which all things are but hairballs and shedding.
It would also display an understanding of the immaterial nature of the "real world" and the reality that nothing exists other than the madness-inducing form of the Primordial Elder Cat.
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Ascension
It would also display an understanding of the immaterial nature of the "real world" and the reality that nothing exists other than the madness-inducing form of the Primordial Elder Cat.
In this we are in agreement. For I, but understand the thinest sliver of Cats claws, the tip of it's whisker, the smallest tuft of it's fur. Any more and my primitive human psyche would surely break asunder.
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the more cat god talk and references to the holy Snuggles (cftcg! yftyt!) on this board the better
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Originally Posted by
xPANCAKEx
the more cat god talk and references to the holy Snuggles (cftcg! yftyt!) on this board the better
Praise Be To Good Cat And Snuggles And All The Cat Gods!
Praise Be Unto Cat!
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Originally Posted by
Ravens_cry
Praise Be To Good Cat And Snuggles And All The Cat Gods!
Praise Be Unto Cat!
RIGHT! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GODS!
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heresy
your deaths will be slow and excrutiating
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The Cat is a Lie.
For see, Galileo Galilabrador (see pic) has proven that the Earth is round!
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f1...naamloos-3.jpg
Galileo Galilabrador
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/0501/earth_apollo17.jpg
The Earth is round!
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Stickify!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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we just need to kidna..... ummm..... 'induct' a mod into the cat cult and the right way of thinking and power will be secured
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Originally Posted by
Mephit
Actuly, that painting is proof that Galilao worshiped Cat, as the dog mask he is wearing looks like it was ripped from a dogs face.
All Who Appose Cat Shalt Flee As Mices
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Originally Posted by
Ravens_cry
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All Who Appose Cat Shalt Flee As Mices
Cat... is tasty.
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Asbestos
I disagree.
They taste of the evil they embody. They just are easy to eat.
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Originally Posted by
chiasaur11
I disagree.
They taste of the evil they embody. They just are easy to eat.
What your tasting, is guilt.
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Originally Posted by
Ravens_cry
What your tasting, is guilt your impending doom.
QFT.
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Actuly, that painting is proof that Galilao worshiped Cat, as the dog mask he is wearing looks like it was ripped from a dogs face.
I see you're slowly slipping into the right side. It was inevitable, really. Seeing as this catnip person is right:
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Originally Posted by Mephit
The Cat is a Lie.
It was only a matter of time until you realized the only truth is our dread lord Snuggles.
EDIT, of course: CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL!
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i've had a revelation
the rest of the cat pantheon exists... but only to act as reference to just how awesome snuggles (cftcg! yftyt!) really is. Its all well and good being incredible... but unless we mere mortals have something to compare him with, we would never full appreciate just how far his brilliance stretches. He allows the other cat gods to exist at his own leisure...
such is the genious of snuggles (cftcg! yftyt!)
for yay, he is greatness. accept him and your death shall be swift and merciful when your time comes
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Originally Posted by
Ravens_cry
What your tasting, is guilt.
No. It's cat. I thought we were clear on this.
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All hail Cat, Catnip for the Cat Gods, Yarn for the Yarn thrones, Milk for the milk bowls. Blessings from Good Cat shall fall on any Moderator that decides to stickify this.
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Darn cat-god thingummies are always trying to steal my original recipe fried chicken. They're obviously after some kind of powerful, evil, chicken-based artifact... I can't say that this will end well.
Wasn't there something about chickens in Meowmix chapter 18?
Hmm....
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Our lord has no need to bother with any artifact (avian or otherwise) to impose his will upon the universe.
As is required; CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD!! CAAAATNIIP FOOR THE CAAAAT GOOOOOOOD!!!
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Originally Posted by
cnsvnc
Our lord has no need to bother with any artifact (avian or otherwise) to impose his will upon the universe.
As is required; CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD!! CAAAATNIIP FOOR THE CAAAAT GOOOOOOOD!!!
Harriers for the cup!
*BLAM*
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all hail the snuggles, may his fur stay clean and his naps always be in that warm spot were the sun shines!!!
all hail the cat god!!!
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lord of pixies
all hail the cat god, may his fur stay clean and his naps always be in that warm spot were the sun shines!!!
all hail the cat god!!!
All Hail Good Cat, Who Makest Our Fur Clean, And Trounces Rex In The Dark Hours When he Dost Come Against Us.
All Hail The Cat Gods!
All Hail Cat!
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My normal font seems somewhat inadequate. =/
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Are there any recent updates to the stats and powers of He-Who-Is-King, the dreaded Snuggles, unholy blessings upon his name? It seems his powers of disintegration and other unholy powers (See: Dept. of Redundancy Dept.) are forgotten too often, giving non-believers the false hope they so futilely seek.
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Forealms
Are there any recent updates to the stats and powers of He-Who-Is-King, the dreaded Snuggles, unholy blessings upon his name? It seems his powers of disintegration and other unholy powers (See: Dept. of Redundancy Dept.) are forgotten too often, giving non-believers the false hope they so futilely seek.
Yes. There is a recent Snuggles stat update.
HP=-10.
That one's courtesy of REX, THE WONDERDOG.
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Originally Posted by
chiasaur11
Yes. There is a recent Snuggles stat update.
HP=-10.
That one's courtesy of REX, THE WONDERDOG.
Friends. Friends.
I too know how awesome is the power of Rex the Wonderdog. But nothing can match the power of Snuggles. What is the only logical conclusion left?
ALL HAIL REX THE WONDERDOG, HERALD OF SNUGGLES!
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streakster
ALL HAIL REX THE WONDERDOG, HERALD CHEWTOY OF SNUGGLES!
Fixed it for ya.
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Originally Posted by
cnsvnc
Rex got Fixed by Cat.
As It Was Meant To Be, So Shall It Be, Once, Now, and Forever More.
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Meh, I see your cat and am not afraid.
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All Hail Snuggles, lord of madness and conqueror of worlds!
Where is the damn OP?
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Originally Posted by
Fawsto
All Hail Snuggles, lord of madness and conqueror of worlds!
Where is the damn OP?
Snuggles ate him. All hail!
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What the hell? 14 pages of derail and counting...
OP?
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Originally Posted by
Obscurejones
Meh, I see your cat and am not afraid.
Oh, you will be. You will be.
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Funnily enough, I almost killed the entire 7 person party during our very first session, using cats, and catfolk.
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I don't see a racial pantheon for catfolk in Races of the Wild. I guess we now know what it is. Catnip for the Cat gods and blessings from Good Cat.
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Originally Posted by
Obscurejones
Meh, I see your cat and am not afraid.
http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress....unches-dog.jpg
Good Cat Cannot be Defeated By A Mere dog.
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Originally Posted by
Obscurejones
Meh, I see your cat and am not afraid.
...because you think He hasn't seen you... (which will be your doom)
Edit, for CATNIP: CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL!! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD!!! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!!!!
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Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of cat I fear no evil for dog is with me.
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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Originally Posted by
Obscurejones
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of cat I fear no evil for dog is with me.
Cat casteth no shadow, Cat casteth purified awesomeness before which no dog can stand. - Letter to the Clawed Minions.
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Haven't read the entire thread, but all 3.5e incarnations of snuggles will need these abilities:
Aura of feline superiority: Radius- 10 light years. Enemies in the aura lose all regeneration effects (no save) as well as any effects that would prevent them from dying. If a Kobold acquires this ability, all other abilities that Kobold has are negated (including anything gained by use of manipulate form- including raw stat increases) and that kobold- and its player- die horrible deaths.
Mortal enemy of feline-kindAll Kobolds take 20d10 negative levels when entering snuggles' Aura as described above (no save).
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Originally Posted by
Mercenary Pen
Haven't read the entire thread, but all 3.5e incarnations of snuggles will need these abilities:
Aura of feline superiority: Radius- 10 light years. Enemies in the aura lose all regeneration effects (no save) as well as any effects that would prevent them from dying.
Mortal enemy of feline-kindAll Kobolds take 20d10 negative levels when entering snuggles' Aura as described above (no save).
Wait.
You're trying to beat Pun-Pun...
with rules.
Rules are what make him so omnipotent! He has total invulnerability to any harmful ability (including that aura) as one of his basic abilities!
Seriously. You don't want to try to win with rules lawyering. Or rules legal abilities. The only workable method is "Nuh-Uh!" "Yeah-Huh" type schoolyard bickering. Sheesh. An official ability, totally gainable with manipulate form, makes that thing point blank not work.
I mean, I'm not saying nothing can beat big P, (Heck, I'm not even saying nothing can beat REX, THE WONDERDOG, even if Snuggles never could dream of doing it) but, really, rules don't work here.
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Originally Posted by
Sereg
Cat casteth no shadow, Cat casteth purified awesomeness before which no dog can stand. - Letter to the Clawed Minions.
From the gnostic gospels of That Which is Dog. "And so the Cat was cast from the light never again to bask in the sunbeam or to cast shadow; but to slink like the scum that is it's nature." Terrier, Chapter 2 Verse 7-8
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Originally Posted by
Obscurejones
From the gnostic gospels of That Which is Dog. "And so the Cat was cast from the light never again to bask in the sunbeam or to cast shadow; but to slink like the scum that is it's nature." Terrier, Chapter 2 Verse 7-8
But the Cat defied dog, for dog was the pet of Cat's pet, and Cat lay in the light, and lo, Cat's belly was warm.-- From the Revised (CAT-dominated) Terrier, Chapter 2 7-8
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Obscurejones
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of cat I fear no evil for dog is with me.
No, but your dog will.
"As This Cat Do Unto This dog, So Shalt Snuggles Do Unto rex. For Snuggles Shalt Verily Makest him His Bitch."
The Illustrated Snugglenomicon 6:66
May Good Cat Have Mercy On Your dog, Snuggles Will Not.
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Originally Posted by
Ravens_cry
No, but your dog will.
"As This Cat Do Unto This dog, So Shalt
Snuggles Do Unto rex. For
Snuggles Shalt Verily Makest him
His Bitch."
The Illustrated Snugglenomicon 6:66
May Good Cat Have Mercy On Your dog, Snuggles Will Not.
Wow. A dachshund. The king of dogs there.
A good German Shepard or Husky would kill the cat in minutes if it came to that.
Rex wouldn't. He would, instead, prevent the cat from ever having existed.
Remember Fluffy, who used to have Snuggle's job?
I thought not.