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“To begin my reign, I must observe the problems that plague the realm. There is only a single problem that truly ails the realm, and it is that the world, unlike me is not perfect in varying degrees. Thus I will begin by outlining my hierarchy of perfection, to best represent which beings are suited for what jobs and how society will function until all things are made perfect by my hand:
Shinjin and humanity are the highest caste, being the two races, Celestial and terrestrial that make up halves of my perfect physiology. However due to most Shinjin currently judging me fit to only serve in hell, are thus more imperfect for their mis-judgement are in the slave caste until a new generation arises or until they see the error of their ways. They get the greatest jobs
Next caste below that are all the races that look like humanity but are not humanity. The Brench-seijin, the saiyans, and so on will enjoy good jobs based upon their talents.
The caste below that are arcosians, incirrans, namekians and other beings that drift away from my perfected being in major ways, worry not with service you can prove your loyalty despite your lower status.
The caste below that are beastfolk, nyagatos, ponies and other such beastly, lowly creatures. They are the slave caste, for they are all animals walking on two legs or worse, four. More suited for drudge work than any other because of their clearly beastly nature. For Man always stands superior over Beast and thus deserves to be their master.
Another note, since I the perfect being, am male, clearly the universe has decreed that male beings are closer to my perfection and thus more likely to succeed at anything. Thus within a caste the males will always outrank females.
Also since my skin is fair like the rays of the sun, clearly the universe favors light over darkness, and thus light-skinned beings shall always outranked dark-skinned ones, it is only natural.
Also stronger people shall always outrank the weak, since I am strong.
Next we have the matter of my children, all of my offspring of course will have fragments of my true perfection and will thus outrank everybody and be the true nobility of our universe spanning society. This dynasty once formed will divide the various lands under my rule into their feudal territories so as to properly delegate power based on who proves to get the closest to my perfection to me, with the more perfect ones getting more land to rule as they prove their competence.
Finally all beings who rebel against me have clearly become Anti-Perfect heretics who deserve only to killed and be sent to hell. There they will be tortured until they repent and accept my divinity as absolute or reincarnate into the next life.
However, worry not! All money shall be golden and thus the more money you have, the more things that are perfect you have in your possession, and thus with enough golden coins you shall rise in caste as proof of devotion to my golden perfection. Collecting any other currency is greedy and proof of heresy.
Remember that the closer you get to perfection, the closer you get to the truth. True perfection needs no lies told to them. It is only the imperfect that need such unfortunate methods to function. The higher your caste, the less lies you shall be told! Thus by being higher caste, you prove your right to the perfection of truth. By being lower caste, you prove yourself unworthy of truth and therefore need only what is told of them and what more perfect people desire tell you, nothing more!
Next on the list is language. These tongues are imperfect ramshackle things built of thousands of years of ugly, mutated growth. My reign deserves a perfect language, a beautiful language for all to speak. No longer shall anyone be able to conceive of any imperfect word or concept. They will only be able to conceive of my perfection in their every word and thought. Every symbol shall represent an aspect of my being, every word will become a praise to my divinity in every conversation, until the very concept of humility, of insults are erased from all lexicons! People will be only be able to speak beauty and glory, incapable of saying anything against me!
Of course, Earth being my homeland is the perfect homeland. Therefore it shall be blessed above all others and ranked the highest, as well be my future capital of all things, with all other planets descending in importance as they get farther away from Earth as they are not close enough to Earth to receive its radiating perfection.
Next, I Am The Most Intelligent Being In The Universe. Anyone who claims to be more intelligent than i are clearly liars and heretics and should be punished accordingly. However people can get close to my Perfected Brilliance, and thus the more intelligent people outrank the stupid.
Next, I am incredibly charismatic in my perfection. Therefore those are similarly socially adept are to be elevated above those who are not, and thus the charismatic shall always outrank the silent, the quiet or the nervous.
I am also perfectly beautiful. Therefore beautiful people are closer to my perfection than not, and thus the beautiful shall always outrank the ugly.
and of course the closer people are to my perfection, the less wrong they can do, as a reward for being closer to me. I shall be writing a specific lists of laws the higher castes are excepted from later, but in general assume that if someone of a higher caste does something it was good and right and that they knew better than you.
Also, I am chromatically perfect in my love for gold and having blonde hair. therefore Yellow and white are the most perfect colors, and black is of course the evil darkness of imperfection that should be purged. My morality is the whitest of all whites, and all things should be decorated to reflect that how white and golden my morality is.
Finally, I am straight. Reproduction is the perfected purpose of all things, and anything that deviates from this holy purpose of continuing this harmonious cycle of the universe are inferior!
Thus I have laid out my Perfected Hierarchy! I Shall Now go and Create My Palace From Which I Will Rule All Things.”