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Closak eating people is a running gag.
...Did i just come up with another thread title?
Perhaps we should rename the thread, since we've been ordered to stop shipping ourselves?
Wow! I go camping for the weekend, and a dozen pages are added.
You go girl! They totaly deserved it. It's so funny, I wish I was there to see it. :smallbiggrin::smallamused:
Sorry that you're not feeling well. :smallfrown: I know one way I can help. *gives CoffeeIncluded a BIG bear hug* :smallsmile:
Definetly. We want to stay within the forum rules. :smallsmile:
*pulls up chair*
You can always come down to my cleric office. I work in physical and mental healing. :smallsmile:
And I'm almost done making my Holy Brain Bleach.
Actualy It may not meen Much to you but Im planning to become a Phsycologist or philosophist when I grow up. As F***** up as I am Im actualy pretty good at listening to other peoples problems and telling things that make them feel better. That and when Im feeling emotionaly good I can spew some random Philosophical statement which makes people look at me and ask if I read that from somewhere, The answer is always "No".Quote:
*pulls up chair*
You can always come down to my cleric office. I work in physical and mental healing. :smallsmile:
And I'm almost done making my Holy Brain Bleach.
See folks this is wha might be repressed inside you because of social and emotional Isolation
:thog:now thog know.
And Knowing is half the battle.
When I saw those, I didn't think it meant shipped with those people, since it's in the plot device; I thought it meant as somebody just being there. Commenting or something.
I'll still change it though.
As long as we don't actually, which has been made obvious in the OP with a quote straight from the Sheriff'smouthkeyboard, I think it should be found. Unless he said something and I missed it or asks later.
I will be looking through our titles though, to make sure to get rid of any questionables.
Also, since the plot I had in mind for mexInky is maybe a bit too good (hah!) to pass up, I'll probably use it in InkyxSomeone. Any suggestions?
Geez Coffee, no need to be so worried.
Relax, have fun, worrying just tends to make things worse in the end.
So how's everyone doing?
What the... I'm away for 24 hours and you make five pages? And we get told off?
Anywho, my Ian Starshine x snarl is nearly done, should be up tomorrow. If you haven't had this thread banned by then of course. /sarcasm :smallbiggrin:
Sorry Tenyadda
Coffee: We all love you. :smallamused: And no not that kinda love.
Well, i guess that technically he could kill the mods and take over the forums...
But we don't want that do we?
To much of a mess.
Especially when the trolls come out to play.
So no, there is to be no killing...Aside from the occasional random civilian *Munches on a commoner*
And what would that accomplish?
I just go right back to chomping on random people.
Let's see here...hehehe :smallamused:
*Sigh* I is bored.
*Summons a very large coconut cream pie right on top of Tiamat.*
I is not so bored now.:smallbiggrin:
of course, now every chromatic dragon ever is going to try and kill me........
*Tiamat eats the pie and starts demanding more*
Now you've done it...*Snatches a cow while no one is looking*
HEY! NO STEALING MY COWS
*decides to be nice and summons a 5 mile long and one mile coconute cream pie. On top of Tiamat*:smallamused:
*Tiamat gives in to gluttony and eats it all*
...Wow...Nice!
...*Snatches a horse*
Come on come on gimme some more ideas *Chomps plot bunnies*
I promised I'd post something on Wednesday, right? Well, it's still Tuesday here, but I told my referate it sucked and that I don't want to see it anymore (I already held it, but my teacher told me to overwork it... No chance.) and got to some sketch cleaning: Adult Tiasal Necromancer
Yes I'm using various synonyms over the internet. Most of them have spawned as names of my WoW characters.
Yes. This must be made so.
Wow, that must feel incredibly weird. Glad you hang out here in spite of the (extra) weirdness!Quote:
@ShinyDelusion Do you have any idea how wierd it is to be reminded that I live so far away from the rest of you? I mean I'm stuck at GMT +2. It's 16:40 here.
Heheh, that's a nifty ninja, Loophole, but I agree with Sereg and Mreav that now is the worst possible time to push it, so let's stick with shipping fictional characters that we didn't invent as alternate selves.
Let's see, is the plot based heavily around what you said about not liking to try new foods? In that case... You could go cannon with V, or popular fanon with Aandy, both of whom might have the same quirk. Characters I can see definitely probably having that quirk include: Thog (I can see him being a little kid-esque picky eater), Miko (with her I can see a "the fancier it looks, the more suspicious I should be" attitude), and Durkon (for some odd reason I can't quite put into words).
Congratulations on your quiz, CoffeeIncluded!
On topic, Dragons, on topic...
Nice sketch, Eztheria.
Shiny: How did V cast Plane shift? He/she is the right level, but it is a Conjuring spell: One of V's barred schools. Otherwise, great story.
I agree with everyone so far. We should seriously tone it down here, I don't want the topic locked.
Oh, I just got a good one:
The Order Of The Stick decides to play FATAL. :smallamused: (And I will keep it all as clean as I can.)
<.<....>.>
CURSE YOU WATER-SMURF
CURSE YOU FOR HOOKING ME ON CRACK PAIRINGS....
CURSE YOUR :vaarsuvius:/:redcloak: stories
They are just AWESOME.....:smalltongue:
This is intended as a humorous congratulations on such an exelent work.
I apologize if it doesn't seems that way
*Peeps in cautiously*
Alright, we’re not dead yet. Hopefully, that means things have settled down a little.
@Coffee Congratulations on the Physics.
Please let this be ok, please let this be ok, please let this be ok…
Alright, my promised Gender-switched Hieronymus Grubwiggler x The Eye of Fear and Flame because if they don’t, they’ll die/get unmade” fic:
Spoiler“Yes, Giro, I’ve done it!” yelled Hieronymus Grubwiggler triumphantly, “I have developed a new method of changing gender using the body-parts of corpses!” she looked down at her new body and smiled. A real mad-scientist always tests on himself, or herself now. Before she could do any celebrating, however, Belkar Bitterleaf suddenly dropped on her. “You!” cried Hieronymus.
“Yes,” smiled Belkar, “I’m back baby!” and he pulled out his daggers and pressed one to her throat. “Please,” begged Hieronymus, “don’t kill me. I’ll do anything!”
“Hmmm,” thought Belkar, “that reminds me of someone. That gives me an idea!” He pulled out a skull and said, “I want you to make out with this skull for my entertainment.”
Wow, being the first to post a fic after being told-off makes one really nervous.
Also, I’ve been thinking: What if Tsukiko got hold of a scroll of “Desirable to undead”? I mean, she’d certainly want one.
Sereg: Short and sweet. Once again, good job. And I'm not entirely sure if Tsukiko would think she needs that particular... never mind.
Oh, if anyone wants to see my latest fic, let ne know and I'll e-mail it to you.
Fun fic, Sereg, though I prefer longer, most of the time. A bit more description would IMHO really help with the pacing.
Also, is the Giant just screwing with us? We have yet another character Bisexual in-canon. I mean, really. It's not like we need the help pairing everyone/everyone.
Coffee, I would recomend against this. I've seen threads locked for mentioning the Devil-in-Game-Form, let alone discussing the Worst RPG Ever(yes, it is even worse than that). Especially given recent events, I'd avoid a fanfic involving The Reason I Have No Eyes. That Gorram Terrible...Thing is just that evil.
Sstoopidtallkid, I just now noticed you're in Texas also. That is awesome.
That is all.
Man, don't talk to me about Yankeeland. I will go there no more forever.
...I don't know if that's possible. FATAL is riddled with tons of stuff that would get any thread locked in an instant.
"You people and your quaint little categories."
— Captain Jack Harkness :smalltongue:
I shall no doubt regret asking this, especially once a link is helpfully provided.....but what is FATAL?
Gonna have to agree with the above question.
I'm only familiar with D&D (Specifically 3'td edition)
Never heard of FATAL or why it's so bad.
Yeah, sorry about that. I normally find short easier and I wanted to get this one out there. “Allegiance” just kind of spiraled and I went with it.
Thanks to those who like my fics though, I really appreciate the compliments.
@Dark Apprentice While I’m sure I’d enjoy your latest fic, PM’s have the same restrictions as threads, so it’s probably not going to help.
Maybe it’s all an elaborate plot to give us enough rope to hang ourselves with and maybe…/conspiracy theory
In all seriousness, it’s possible that he’s decided that it would be funny after seeing this thread (which so far it has been), but he could have planned it that way all along.
@Saeyan Yeah, that is also an awkward time zone, but I still think that living in the Southern Hemisphere in Africa makes me the most isolated.
@MasamuneSSX I have never seen FATAL with my own eyes, but here’s the TV Tropes article …er yeah, I don’t think I can discuss that abomination cleanly. Incidentally, I’ve been wondering where you got that quote from (As in the thread, I can see it’s by Starscream)
Alright I rolled:
Lizardfolk x Durkon while under the effects of Thor’s might spell gone wrong (I can’t believe I got this plot device again so soon)
Ok, I have an idea for this. It involves a REALLY bad pun. It will be difficult for me to pull off but I’ll try.
Also, I think one of us should do Tsukiko’s encounter with the Crypt Thing described in today’s comic (700 future readers). I have a couple of ideas, but I only know Crypt Thing stats from 2nd ed. And I don’t know if anything significant has changed. I’ll do it if no-one else wants to.
Finally, as I hinted earlier, I may do a sequel of my Belkar x ghouls fic where Tsukiko gets a hold of a scroll of “Desirable to undead”.
Come on people, I’m carrying the team here, give me more “Dumped on the Rooster”, “It all Started with a Kiss”, “Oots jr.”, anything, pretty please.
EDIT: Ah, Google has provided me with the quotes scource.
...Okay...
I see now why people react to it the way they do.
My reaction: GAH MY EYES! IT'S LIKE TWILIGHT ALL OVER AGAIN! BUT WORSE!
*Hides at the bottom of a lake*
If your talking about FATAL while I read it I listened to this.
Playing FATAL is something Redcloak would try to break O-Chul with.
You know, the more i think about it the more it seems like FATAL is something that Sabine would play...
...Please don't hurt me! *Dives for cover*
I have this image of Xykon running a FATAL campaign as part of his entertainment torture sessions, and there are bodies of various human slaves, wights, and zombies, who have all committed suicide rather than continue. O-Chul still endures though.
Tsukiko: I've never seen a mindless zombie eat its own brain in order to commit suicide before.
...Oh dear ancestors *Falls over laughing*
I can't stop laughing at the image.
Damn it MReav!
*Keeps laughing, accidentally sending acid spittle flying in every direction as i roll on the floor clutching my stomach*
Oh dear...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Maybe have Xykon playing Celine Dion in the background too?
Thank you for the image. While I only know FATAL from the TVT description, I can't help but throw myself on the ground near Closak and join him in laughing.
And I am so glad that my boxes are loud enough to drown the remnants of Celine Dion songs in my head with the power of metal.
Haley's dad x The Snarl. Not happy with it but refuses to be fixed (damn uncooperative story). Gonna post and run as have other things to do, so enjoy! As always comments are appreciated.
SpoilerNothing but the steady, dull drip of water on stone and a red haired man watching the puddle at his feet. Ripples spread across the surface with every drip, merging and returning again and again. There is nothing else to hold his attention, three blank stone walls and a fourth of steel bars, red with rust from the damp, dank air. Incarceration has not been kind to him. His hair lies limp and greasy around a gaunt face, his skin grey and his eyes lifeless and staring. A broken man, with little to live for but his memories.
X X X
A forest glade, the sun shining, birds singing and the merry clink of other peoples hard earned coins in his purse. He was alone but he preferred it that way. Alone was safe, people were only liabilities; he had had the chance to learn that in the past. Letting someone in was dangerous and he never took risks.
A flash of colour caught his eye and reflectively he pulled his dagger. Someone there? No one should be here. A “mark”? Had he been followed? No, looking closer it appeared to be a tear, as you would get in clothes, about the height of a man but hanging, suspended in the air. Moving nearer he looked in. Through it he could see a violent swirl of colours; blue, purple, green; but he didn’t look long before am arm, seemingly woven from threads, reached out and pulled him in.
X X X
He regained consciousness slowly, swimming up through the enfolding swathes of oblivion until he could open his eyes. His immediate thought was that he was dreaming but he discounted that almost as quickly. His next thought was hallucination but the pulsing walls of tangled, multicoloured threads seemed too sharp, too focused to be a figment of his imagination.
“Hello.”
Hello...hello...hello
As if triggered by his voice a section of the tangle bunched together. It twisted, forming brief unsettling shapes then blurred for a moment and a woman stepped forward. She was the most beautiful person he had ever seen but something told him she was not all she appeared to be. She stopped just in front of him and bowed.
“Greetings Ian Starshine. We are glad you are awake. We have been waiting a long time for you.”
“We?”
We?...we?...we
“Who are you? Where am I? How do you know my name?”
My name?...my name?...my name?
“We have many names but in your world I believe we are known as The Snarl. Where we abide is hard to describe but do not be alarmed, you shall be returned home soon. As for your name we have been waiting a long time for you.”
“You said that before. What do you mean waiting for me? For what?”
What?...what?...what?
“We are sorry, we shall explain. We wish an heir.”
“An...heir?”
An...heir...heir
“Yes. We have chosen you. She must be raised in your world until she comes of age to claim her heritage. Will you help us?”
“Um, OK I guess. What...what do I need to do?”
To do...to do...to do
The woman smiled
“Merely lay with a beautiful woman.”
X X X
He stared down at the new life in his arms. So fragile yet so full of vitality as she stared back up at him with large, dark eyes. His daughter.
“Haley, I'll call her Haley.”
Haley...Haley...Haley
There was a sensation of speed and he looked up, not to see the ever present pulsing walls of threads but instead the forest glade where he had been taken from, oh so long ago. Nothing had changed, even his footprints were still there in the soft loam of the forest floor, as if he had just stepped there a moment before. Was it just a dream after all? A soft gurgle brought his attention to the weight in his arms and he smiled. No, not a dream but a mystery none the less.
“Our little secret.”